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Aelin Wildfire • commented on a post 1 hour ago

“I Hope Your Husband Cheats”: Woman Ruins Sister’s Wedding Dress, Her Clapback Makes Her Cry

I've been through anger management classes, so trust me when I say that you are absolutely still in control when you get angry. It's more difficult, but it is possible to stop yourself from crossing that line. And you don't get to avoid any consequences (like people potentially judging you) just because you were angry at the time, no matter how understandable it may have been...

Aelin Wildfire • commented on 7 posts 1 day ago

50 Times Birds Were Perfect Material For Memes

Why is it blue? Did it stay out in the cold for too long?

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

Why did the vulture cross the road? The chicken didn't make it.

50 Times Birds Were Perfect Material For Memes

Why is it blue? Did it stay out in the cold for too long?

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

Why did the vulture cross the road? The chicken didn't make it.

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

Hexed-by-halitosis...

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

Was it a high school, perchance? Because that's where I first heard that joke.

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

But there -is- no F in.... Oh, I see what you did there.

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

I'll have to remember that one.

This Page Highlights The Best Of The Worst In Design (60 Pics)

Two words: hot wax!

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Aelin Wildfire • upvoted an item 1 day ago

50 Times Birds Were Perfect Material For Memes

And don't forget my ancestors were dinosaurs!

Aelin Wildfire • commented on 8 posts 2 days ago

“I Lost So Much Respect For Him”: 50 People Share The Reason They Didn’t Marry Their Partner

That's one of the risks of getting married. Never gamble anything you can't afford to lose.

50 Celebrities That Messed Up So Badly That Barely Anyone Respects Them Anymore

What was it that he was so mad about? Going home and refusing to finish the project is not nearly as bad as some of these.... "Unfriendly" made your dad's friend lose respect? Really? The poor guy is surrounded by people 24/7: if he were friendly to everyone all the time, he'd be exhausted.

“I Lost So Much Respect For Him”: 50 People Share The Reason They Didn’t Marry Their Partner

That's one of the risks of getting married. Never gamble anything you can't afford to lose.

50 Celebrities That Messed Up So Badly That Barely Anyone Respects Them Anymore

“I Ruined His Life”: 30 People Confess To The Most Morally Questionable Things They’ve Done

Yes, of course, but for those who don't care about being good, this adds "self-interest" to the list of reasons.

“I Ruined His Life”: 30 People Confess To The Most Morally Questionable Things They’ve Done

If they were already open, then Target would've thrown them away anyway... Not to mention that whoever opened the pack probably took any cards that would've been of any major value.

“I Ruined His Life”: 30 People Confess To The Most Morally Questionable Things They’ve Done

Most major chain stores mark up their merchandise way beyond what they pay for it, AND they're insured for thefts.

“I Ruined His Life”: 30 People Confess To The Most Morally Questionable Things They’ve Done

That's because if a man were tampering with a woman's drink, that's statistically why.

“I Ruined His Life”: 30 People Confess To The Most Morally Questionable Things They’ve Done

But that's not really OP's fault: that's the managers' fault for not doing their jobs and -managing- training and resources.

"What Victim Ended Up Being The Bad Guy After More Information Came Out?" (50 Answers)

This is probably a really unpopular opinion, but I don't think she's the -only- one to blame for Mr. Till's death. She lied, yes, and it was a disgusting, horrible lie that she probably knew was going to have the impact it did (though maybe not). She was a horrible person. But I don't like how she's always the only one called out for it, as if the gang of men who actually committed murder had no other choice.... Had those men been decent, or even non-violent, Mr. Till would probably still be alive today. No matter what they heard, they didn't -have- to hurt him. They're even more responsible than she was, but do we even know their names? Were they ever tried or punished? Why are we not talking about them?

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Aelin Wildfire • upvoted 5 items 3 days ago

50 Celebrities That Messed Up So Badly That Barely Anyone Respects Them Anymore

Daniel means that, typically, residual income continues to come in after a show or movie's release. It's part of many, many contracts. So they could be on lockdown, not working, but still with substantial income.

50 Celebrities That Messed Up So Badly That Barely Anyone Respects Them Anymore

She's being neither. In her opinion, biological women's rights take priority over trans rights - it's a valid opinion whether you agree with it or not. It's not denigrating others as much as protecting her own group.

50 Celebrities That Messed Up So Badly That Barely Anyone Respects Them Anymore

I KNOW...how dare she have an opinion...

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

A cricket goes into a bar and the bartender says: we have a drink named after you. An the cricket says: you have a drink named Steve???

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

How do you call a moose with no naam, anonymoose

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Aelin Wildfire • commented on a post 3 days ago

Dad Gets Revenge On Entitled Kid On Playground: "And It Worked"

You think a 4 year old isn't bigger, stronger, older, and more mature than a 1 year old? "Bullying" might be a bit of a strong word for it, but the girl also needs to know that that's not good behavior. The consequences were not unreasonable: her grandma saw that she was being mean, and told the girl that they were leaving if she couldn't be nice. It's not like she smacked her or something.

Aelin Wildfire • commented on 3 posts 4 days ago

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

I think "sonder" might be the best word to describe that...

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

Yes, but I think their point is that there shouldn't be a different word for those children at all...

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

I think "sonder" might be the best word to describe that...

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

Yes, but I think their point is that there shouldn't be a different word for those children at all...

Petty Mom Pushes Daughter Over The Edge After She Ignores Her Facebook Post Announcing Pregnancy

Y'all need to read better... It never said that she never told her mother outside of facebook, and the main issue is not that her mom ignored the post: she's mad that her mom is -pretending- not to have seen it and making herself out to be the victim. The "she ignored it" part just added insult to injury.

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Aelin Wildfire • upvoted an item 5 days ago

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

what are the strongest days of the week? saturday and sunday, all the others are weekdays.

Aelin Wildfire • upvoted 9 items 6 days ago

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar. HEY!....it could happen!

Mom Sparks Heated Debate After Revealing "Harsh" Tactic To Make Husband An "Equal Parent"

Exactly. What's infantilizing is men treating their wives as mothers. Just stop.

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar. HEY!....it could happen!

Mom Sparks Heated Debate After Revealing "Harsh" Tactic To Make Husband An "Equal Parent"

Exactly. What's infantilizing is men treating their wives as mothers. Just stop.

Man Starts Resenting Wife After She Almost Dies Because Of Pregnancy, Asks For Divorce

It's not only that she would be a single parent. She can't physically care for her. It's the responsible thing to do and share custody.

Man Starts Resenting Wife After She Almost Dies Because Of Pregnancy, Asks For Divorce

She wants her and loves her but can't physically care for her. If she can't physically care for her and still keeps the baby, child services will be quickly involved. Then OP is looking at neglect and legal charges. Is that what you want? So OP does the next best thing and shares custody.

Man Starts Resenting Wife After She Almost Dies Because Of Pregnancy, Asks For Divorce

But let's talk about disability. She is disabled to an extent. She knows she can't physically take care of the baby. What exactly is she supposed to do? Take full custody of a child she can't care for? Why is she an a*****e for that?!? For wanting her daughter and wanting shared custody?

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

So that's why in the olden days the usual treatment for a broken leg in a horse was a bullet; nowadays it isn't necessarily the *only* option, depending on the severity of the break and the horse's temperament, but the other options can be pretty limited--and if the horse ends up making a less-than-full recovery, providing quality of life for a permanently lame horse can be really difficult, for the same reasons that convalescence is difficult.

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

With horses, treating a broken leg is very, very difficult. One problem is that horses spend more than 95% of their lives on their feet--they can lie down, but not for too long, and getting back up is a whole production that they need to use all four legs to do. People sometimes try supporting the horse with a sling under the belly, to take some of the weight off the bad leg, but that often leads to problems with breathing or digestion. Then the other thing is that they're prey animals who respond to stress by running away--or trying to; if they want to run away but can't, they'll pace, spin around, kick, stamp their feet, etc. Being injured and in pain is stressful, so you can see how that goes--even with leg injuries that have a much shorter recovery period than a broken leg, it's very common for horses to freak out and re-injure themselves. Modern pain management & tranquilizers help, but they also tend to affect digestion, and constipation can kill a horse.

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

What orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

Why can't a lesbian go on a diet and wear make up at the same time? Cuz you can't eat Jenny Craig when you got Mary Kay on your face..baddum tss..this might be a joke for people above a certain age but I have always loved it

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Aelin Wildfire • commented on a post 1 hour ago

“I Hope Your Husband Cheats”: Woman Ruins Sister’s Wedding Dress, Her Clapback Makes Her Cry

Aelin Wildfire • commented on 7 posts 1 day ago

50 Times Birds Were Perfect Material For Memes

Why is it blue? Did it stay out in the cold for too long?

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

Why did the vulture cross the road? The chicken didn't make it.

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

Hexed-by-halitosis...

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

Was it a high school, perchance? Because that's where I first heard that joke.

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

But there -is- no F in.... Oh, I see what you did there.

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

I'll have to remember that one.

This Page Highlights The Best Of The Worst In Design (60 Pics)

Two words: hot wax!

Aelin Wildfire • commented on 8 posts 2 days ago

“I Lost So Much Respect For Him”: 50 People Share The Reason They Didn’t Marry Their Partner

That's one of the risks of getting married. Never gamble anything you can't afford to lose.

50 Celebrities That Messed Up So Badly That Barely Anyone Respects Them Anymore

“I Ruined His Life”: 30 People Confess To The Most Morally Questionable Things They’ve Done

Yes, of course, but for those who don't care about being good, this adds "self-interest" to the list of reasons.

“I Ruined His Life”: 30 People Confess To The Most Morally Questionable Things They’ve Done

If they were already open, then Target would've thrown them away anyway... Not to mention that whoever opened the pack probably took any cards that would've been of any major value.

“I Ruined His Life”: 30 People Confess To The Most Morally Questionable Things They’ve Done

Most major chain stores mark up their merchandise way beyond what they pay for it, AND they're insured for thefts.

“I Ruined His Life”: 30 People Confess To The Most Morally Questionable Things They’ve Done

That's because if a man were tampering with a woman's drink, that's statistically why.

“I Ruined His Life”: 30 People Confess To The Most Morally Questionable Things They’ve Done

But that's not really OP's fault: that's the managers' fault for not doing their jobs and -managing- training and resources.

"What Victim Ended Up Being The Bad Guy After More Information Came Out?" (50 Answers)

Aelin Wildfire • commented on a post 3 days ago

Dad Gets Revenge On Entitled Kid On Playground: "And It Worked"

Aelin Wildfire • commented on 3 posts 4 days ago

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

I think "sonder" might be the best word to describe that...

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

Yes, but I think their point is that there shouldn't be a different word for those children at all...

Petty Mom Pushes Daughter Over The Edge After She Ignores Her Facebook Post Announcing Pregnancy

Aelin Wildfire • upvoted 20 items 1 day ago

Funny-Birds-Memes

50 Times Birds Were Perfect Material For Memes

And don't forget my ancestors were dinosaurs!

Funny-Birds-Memes

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar. HEY!....it could happen!

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

A cricket goes into a bar and the bartender says: we have a drink named after you. An the cricket says: you have a drink named Steve???

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

what are the strongest days of the week? saturday and sunday, all the others are weekdays.

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch. Two guys walk into a bar. You figure after the first guy hit it the 2nd guy would've ducked.

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

Norwegian ships now have barcodes on the side so when the ships come in to port they can Scandinavian.

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

What's brown and sticky? a stick. what is red and is bad for your teeth? a flying brick

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

I've got a couple. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship? All the sailors were marooned. I also know a score of dirty jokes, but I'll keep it clean.

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

Why can't my bicycle stand up by itself? Because, it is two-tired.

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

One my dad told me that I always loved (yes we're a twisted family): What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver? WHACK... Damn! Damn... WHACK.

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck! I tried to childproof my house, but they keep getting in!

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle!

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

What's E.T short for..... because he has little legs.

“What Is The Funniest Joke You’ve Been Told That You Still Think About To This Day?” (30 Answers)

What do you call a spider with 8 eyes? A spiiiiiiiider

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