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M.Kay (He/They)

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M.Kay (He/They) • commented on a post 1 month ago

‘‘Would You Rather’’ With Characters From A Wide Range Of Options: From The Golden Girls To LOTR

Never have been a Tobey Maguire as spiderman fan. Andrew Garfield and Tom Holland just bring a certain young dork vibe to Peter Parker that makes sense

M.Kay (He/They) • upvoted an item 7 months ago

25 New Hilariously Relatable Comics About Being A Parent, By Yehuda And Maya Devir (New Pics)

I've been seeing their work since the first pregnancy, and even though I don't have kids, it's so damn relatable. Also love the way they drawn themselves honestly and the the characters don't try to look perfect.

M.Kay (He/They) • commented on a post 7 months ago

50 Funny Bathroom Signs People Found Around The World

Imagine reading these in brail "cat...? Chicken...? WHERE ARE THE BATHROOMS-"

M.Kay (He/They) • commented on 34 posts 1 year ago

36 Foods That People Miss When They Leave The United States Of America, As Shared Online

I struggle to find good Mexican food even in the States besides Texas. Born and raised in Texas, there was a place to get tacos on every road. Now I live in AR, haven't truly found a good place yet. All my friends will recommend places, but all of it is just white people Mexican food. Not even Tex-Mex.

50 Times X Users Got Owned By Fact-Checkers Who Did Their Jobs Well

Romeo and Juliet??? A giant portion of the story is them trying to sleep together so their parents can't break them apart.

50 Funny And Weird Food Memes You Probably Shouldn't Read While You're Eating (New Pics)

Nah that's the best way to eat it

50 Weird Images That Need No Context Whatsoever To Be Hilarious, As Seen On This FB Page

Y'all saying it wouldn't sound different... Orchestra and choir must have a huge difference when it comes to conductors, because this would sound horrible in a choir 😂

50 Funny Posts And Memes Shared By Parents Online That Hit A Little Too Close To Home

This was me as toddler when I was about to have a growth spurt. According to my mom, I ate a whole ribeye and was trying to steal hers. I ate more food as a 4-year-old than I do now, and I ate more food than my mom at the time 😂

This Page Shares The Most Random Posts But Still Delivers Every Time (43 Pics)

Noise, period.

50 Mildly Infuriated People Share What Got Them Into Such An Aggravated State (New Pics)

My school MAKES you get milk, juice, or fruit and it sucks because hardly anybody actually wants it. It gets wasted anyway, why not donate it to those who need it??

50 Mildly Infuriated People Share What Got Them Into Such An Aggravated State (New Pics)

Has happened to me before. Had a neighbor behind us who would stand on his roof and shoot areas at my house and my dogs. They were fake, but still. He was also younger, not a full grown adult.

40 Things Americans Weren’t Aware Were So Blatantly American Until They Traveled Abroad

If it a large amount of food, then I throw it away. But if I'm washing dishes and there's food stuck on something, I don't have to worry about clogging. And in my house we cut fruits over the sink, so we just cut strawberry tops and other bad pieces of fruit into the sink to be chopped up by the disposal.

“The Toilet Gap”: 40 Normal American Things That Make The Rest Of The World Confused

If my family celebrated Thanksgiving more, and if Black Friday wasn't a good chance for us to get things we needed for cheap because money isn't great, than I would agree.

“The Toilet Gap”: 40 Normal American Things That Make The Rest Of The World Confused

Yeah. Used to have to also say a prayer before we could eat. This was elementary btw. In Junior High we had to also stand for the national anthem every Monday. Now in high school, we still listen to the pledge every day and have a moment of silence. I kinda understand the moment of silence, just because of the amount of violence that happens on a daily basis in the US.

50 Dog Memes Guaranteed To Make You Smile

This is how my old man (dog obv 😅) would show love. We was the best boy ❤️ Now my current old man pupper does the leaning thing, but super aggressively because he's a Dane, so we both almost fall over everytime he does it 😂

50 Painfully Uncomfortable Pics No One Asked For Ever

H u m a n

35 New Sarcasm-Filled Comics By SNELSE That Might Leave You Laughing

I actually do have a dog named Shark. Haven't been able to do this because we don't live near a beach, but every once and a while the thought of doing this pops into my head 😂

50 People Who Should Have Researched Their Tattoo Artist Better Before Getting Inked (New Pics)

This is a masterpiece, don't let anybody tell you otherwise.

50 People Who Should Have Researched Their Tattoo Artist Better Before Getting Inked (New Pics)

What i imagine when I hear "horse girl":

50 Funny, Strange Or Simply Threatening Texts Shared By This Twitter Account (New Pics)

I think it was chicken.

50 Eye-Opening Posts From The ‘Anti Consumption’ Group (New Pics)

You should wear stuff until you longer want to wear it. If it is still in good condition when you longer want to wear it, then donate it! And if you don't ever want to stop wearing it, then you stop wearing it when it is worn out.

50 Hilarious Memes About Life That Are Spot-On

Yep. I can't stand it, especially when it happens in English.

27 People Answer “Why Did That One Kid Get Expelled?”

This is crazy to me. In my English class we were reading sentences from random books and in this kids sentence there was the word tampon. After he said it he started giggling. Teacher was just like "Yep, you said tampon, move on."

"Really Dumb Tweets": 50 Pearls From Twitter Posted By This Account

Well my dad can lift a house! ...Is what I told all the other kids.

"Really Dumb Tweets": 50 Pearls From Twitter Posted By This Account

Should have hit her wit the "And how does that make you feel?"

30 Hilariously Relatable Stories Of Men Missing Obvious Hints From Women

I'd react the same way. If you want me to believe that you have any interest in me, you have to do a lot of convincing 😂

50 Hilarious Times Pets Didn’t Get Away With Stealing Food (New Pics)

When my Dane was a puppy, we had just made some food and set it on our deep freezer (we don't have a lot of counter space, so we use the freezer). Left it alone for a few minutes, came back, and oh look. Guess who has his feet on the freezer, eating food? Dane puppy. Since then we use an unfolded X-pen to block off the kitchen so our dogs don't eat the whole kitchen. Seem like these people need something similar

50 Hilarious Times Pets Didn’t Get Away With Stealing Food (New Pics)

What people don't realize, is that Cocker Spaniels are evil little mischief makers. But they are so incredibly cute so it's okay

‘Millennial Misery’: 40 Of The Best Posts To Make Millennials Laugh, Then Cry

Cone or mist

“I Throw Away Stained Tupperware”: 50 Generational Curses People Are Enjoying Breaking

My mom used to have a sewing room that was just FILLED with fabric. She has ADHD so clean workspaces don't exist in our house, so there was just fabric everywhere in that room (floors, spilling of the closet, her table, in boxes, etc.). I made a huge fort out of a bunch of fabric, and it was big enough for my great Dane to fit in it (partially). One of my fondest memories.

“I Throw Away Stained Tupperware”: 50 Generational Curses People Are Enjoying Breaking

My mom gets so mad because I rip it super slow lol- But the not allowed to rip paper is to save it for next year.

“I Throw Away Stained Tupperware”: 50 Generational Curses People Are Enjoying Breaking

It's fine if you are actually going to use it. But if it's Going to sit there unused for a while? Just throw it out now.

“I Throw Away Stained Tupperware”: 50 Generational Curses People Are Enjoying Breaking

My mom is like this, but my dad isn't. You wouldn't believe the amount of stuff she has thrown away and my dad still doesn't know.

“I Throw Away Stained Tupperware”: 50 Generational Curses People Are Enjoying Breaking

My parents have shared a king bed with at least 1 great Dane in it for roughly 10 years now.

“I Throw Away Stained Tupperware”: 50 Generational Curses People Are Enjoying Breaking

Yay!! I don't remember the last time my hair was it's natural color. My mom dyed her hair so I was allowed to have temporary dye in my hair all the time. Since probably 2nd or 3rd grade. Had a few friends that said their parents would never allow that. These friends were 11 or 12.

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M.Kay (He/They) • upvoted 3 items 1 year ago

Woman Protests Annoying Everyday Things That Many Of Us Can Relate To (50 Pics)

My go-to is" oh, thank you for asking, but I already have plans". If they push and ask what the plans are: I say, "They're private plans". They can take that to mean whatever they want. What I am REALLY saying is: I would rather use hot sauce as eyedrops than attend your function/party. And what I'm REALLY doing is: putting on a fresh pair of warm jammies (put them in the dryer for a few minutes - heaven!), making a cup of tea & getting my cozy blankie so I can lay on my pillow laden daybed and catch up on all my BritBox shows.

“Passing The Bounds Of What’s Usual”: 50 Unhinged Pics That Are As Confusing As They Are Amusing

Oh lawd he thicc

Woman Protests Annoying Everyday Things That Many Of Us Can Relate To (50 Pics)

“Passing The Bounds Of What’s Usual”: 50 Unhinged Pics That Are As Confusing As They Are Amusing

Oh lawd he thicc

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That I was groomed into a sexual relationship by some old creep and went through a whole f*****g court case throughout my final two years of high school and the only reason the police didn't tell them is because they thought it would take two years to complete the investigation and get to court and I'd be 18 by then - and they were right. The story was on the news and everything and I remember mum reacting to it, nerve wracking stuff.

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