I was doing a school project at a friends house, along with a girl that was in our group
My friend went to get something from the backyard and in that time, me and the girl struck up a conversation where she said she was being poked by her bra and it was really bothering her, so she just removed it to show me the part of the bra that had a metal rod coming out of it

Cue my friend walking in on us while she had her bra in front of my face

Had a girl friend who was into cosplay. I was helping her get into a suit and we both struggled to zip it. Apparently the bumping and slight grunting I was making helping her suit up sounded uhhhh.. erotic. Our other friend busted in to tell us to f**k quieter and he sees me struggling with a zipper.

I was a quiet A-student in high school and got bullied a bit. One day one of the bullies tried to hit me with a yardstick and I had enough. I grabbed it out of his hand and knocked him down. Just then the principal walked by. "I want to see you in my office!" I meekly followed him down the hall. When we got there he smiled and said, "I'm sure Charles was the agitator. You're a good student - go on, get out of here."

I was at a wedding and the water in the bathroom sink wasn't working. So I was furiously wiping pearlescent hand soap off my hands with a paper towel when somebody else walked in. Totally looked like I was too horny to wait to get home.

First holiday trip with my gfs family.

We got to the hotel and decided to bring all the luggage to the rooms, freshen up and meet in 15-20 min.

We enter the room, I sit on the bed and it instantly breaks down!

Telling the staff in front of my gfs parents was super awkward and of course nobody believed us!

Not a looks like, but sounds like. I was on the phone with an insurance adjuster while at work. I work in a zoo, and we had just reintroduced a young bird back into his family flock (he has some medical issues and had to be human-raised for a couple of months). Despite our precautions, the little bird got a bit spoiled in our company and felt that he was entitled to my hoodie string. At one point he was being super obnoxious and I informed him that this was why his dad punches him in the face (a normal form of discipline for this particular species). The insurance adjuster was very uncomfortable as I desperately tried to explain that I was at work and not talking to another human being.

I'm still not 100% certain that that incident alone was why it took so long for my claim to be processed.

Recently I was ordering shoes online for me and my girl( as a surprise). They have a helpful graph where you measure your foot and reference their chart to determine the proper size to order. I left the tape measure sitting on my night stand next to our bed. Fast forward a few hours and my girl is home and she's on the phone with her mom talking about a piece of furniture mom wants to give us. My girl starts looking for the tape measure to check the wall space we have available in a certain area. Cue me in the background "the tape measure is on my night stand. DONT ASK ME WHY ITS THERE!"

When I was a young man in college my girlfriend at the time came crying out of my bedroom. She was holding a pair of panties, and kept asking me "who's are these?" I told them they were hers because that was the only logical thing I could think of. I was not cheating, and there was no other women ever in my room. She knew they weren't hers, so she was devastated. Turns out when I brought my laundry home, a family members got in with my clothes.

I was traveling and needed to eat some fruit. I had forgotten my camera at home and wanted to take pictures. And I was visiting a female friend.

But when the clerk snickered, I realized what buying condoms, bananas, and a disposable camera at the grocery store might look like.

I took a dance class (West Coast Swing), it was my first and was really out of my comfort zone.
First dance with a girl I just met, naturally I was extremely uncomfortable. Maintaining eye contact was impossible, so I was looking down while zoning out and executing the teacher's instructions.

The girl gave me a mean look afterwards, understandably, that's when I realize that from her pov I was looking at her breasts during the whole dance. I didn't even notice they were there.

Needless to say I was mortified after that

I had an anxiety freakout at a party when I was about 18 or 19. My then-boyfriend wanted to take me somewhere quiet to talk me down, but it was a busy New Year's Eve house party, so the only quiet place was the bathroom. Cue the father/ homeowner catching a teenage couple together in his bathroom... He laughed it off with a certain air of "ah, young love." But he *also* didn't believe we hadn't been making out.

Fast forward 13 years and we're at this man's younger son's wedding. We've now been married 4 years. The father of the groom sees my husband at the bar and says, "oh, I still remember that night I caught you and your future wife hooking up in my bathroom!"

My siblings are all several years older than me and had kids while I was still living with my mom. I have one sister who.lives four hours away and visits regularly. Whenever she and her husband would pack up, I'd keep theor two kids distracted so they wouldn't be in the way. I also had a golden retriever at the time, and her crate was in my room. My sisters kids would regularly ask me to lock them in the crate and give them "treats" (cheez its) through the bars. I would always let them out when they got too rowdy or wanted to do something else, but one time they stayed in the crate the whole time my sister and brother-in-law were loading the car (like 30 minutes tops). BIL comes into my room to tell the kids it's time to leave and just sees me slipping a cheez it to his kids in a locked dog crate saying "you've been good, you get a treat."