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Muff_Fluff

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Muff_Fluff • upvoted 40 items 1 year ago

This X Page Is Dedicated To Major Mistakes, Here Are 50 That Deserve To Be There The Most

Don't want water down there - you might get it clogged up.

This X Page Is Dedicated To Major Mistakes, Here Are 50 That Deserve To Be There The Most

Which came first, the tree or the planters??

This X Page Is Dedicated To Major Mistakes, Here Are 50 That Deserve To Be There The Most

Don't want water down there - you might get it clogged up.

This X Page Is Dedicated To Major Mistakes, Here Are 50 That Deserve To Be There The Most

Which came first, the tree or the planters??

Design-Fails-Major-Mistakes

felltheblackwolf reply

I was in a class about sexual harassment. The teacher told us a story about a baron and his wife. The baron was supposed to go on a trip and told his wife not to leave, and that if she did, something terrible would happen to her. The wife leaves to go see her lover. When she tries to get back into the castle, the gatekeeper won't let her because he was ordered to k**l her if she left. She tries to get help from friends but no one will help her, so the gatekeeper k***s her. At the end the teacher asked us who was responsible. The majority of men in the room said it was her fault because she cheated and disobeyed her husband. This was before I was supposed to deploy with these men in the Army. It made me terrified to be stuck with them for the better part of a year. If anything happened to me, they would either be the perpetrators or they would blame me, because apparently infidelity is worse than m****r and women who cheat should be k****d.

shockedpikachu123 reply

“A woman can say no and later say yes so when she says no, it’s a challenge to change her mind.” I literally don’t care what context this is in. Anyone who has this mindset when it comes to women is scary and I don’t want to be in their vicinity.

Parenting Things That Might Sound Good, But Are Actually Toxic Parenting (30 Answers)

Should also be taught in schools IMHO.

30 Things Poor People Could Afford To Do And Have, Until The Rich Folks Ruined It, As Shared Online

I remember when Van Life was just homeless with a van

50 Funny And Relatable Memes For Anyone Who Struggles In Social Settings (New Pics)

Home is where my bed, all my snacks, my PJs are, and only my cats judge me :D

50 Funny And Relatable Memes For Anyone Who Struggles In Social Settings (New Pics)

I feel like there should be an app on your phone that notifies you every time someone hits a you’re not in trouble/it’s fine button a bit like a a “like button” on their phone when talking to you.

50 Funny And Relatable Memes For Anyone Who Struggles In Social Settings (New Pics)

3) Doing absolutely nothing because I'm stressing over all the things I have yet to do

50 Funny And Relatable Memes For Anyone Who Struggles In Social Settings (New Pics)

I need this IMMEDIATELY

LiteLit reply

Not taking the time to explain themselves on certain topics. The whole 'do as I say because I said so' or 'because I had you' is not effective.

BS623-902 reply

They fail at letting their kids fail and figure out how to recover. It prevents the kids from becoming resilient.

Chosen_of_Nerevar reply

Over sheltering them. You can't protect your kids 24/7 for their whole lives. It leads to naive adults that get taken advantage of.

Atheist_Alex_C reply

Many ethnic foods in the US. The really tasty stuff might be dirt-cheap and off the beaten path until the yuppies and hipsters get wind of it, then it’s found in every strip mall at an inferior quality for $30 a plate.

amyaurora reply

Quiet out of the way country cabins sitting by lakes.

Now they are over priced Airbnbs.

Weird-Funny-Memes

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Muff_Fluff • submitted 3 new posts 1 year ago

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Have Any Good Writing Prompts

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Anyone Have/Need Writing Advice?

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Why Do You Think We Haven’t Encountered Time Travelers?

Muff_Fluff • submitted 2 new posts 3 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Thing About The US, What Do You Envy About The US? (Closed)

Challenges

Hey Pandas, What Did You Laugh At The Most This Week?

Muff_Fluff • submitted 20 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Do You Do When You're Feeling Down? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Bad Pickup Lines? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Thing You've Ever Said To Your Parents? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Are You Doing Mentally? (Closed)

Hey Panda's, What's A Song You Really Liked Until You Actually Listened To The Lyrics?

Hey Pandas, If You Started A Business, What Kind Would It Be?

Hey Pandas, Ask D&D Questions You Need Answers To (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Whats The Scariest Fact You Know?

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Lyrics To Songs That Have Stayed In Your Head Rent Free?

What Is The Best Original Rap You Can Make Right Now?

Hey Pandas, What Would Your Ideal World Look Like? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's A Song Lyric That You Think Describes You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Worst Popular Trend That You Don't Understand? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was The Most Confusing Thing A Tecaher Has Ever Said/Done?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Goofy Placeholder Word For A Forgotten Object's Name?

Hey Pandas, I Need Advice

Hey Pandas, I Need Your Romantic Advice

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Useless Thing You Ever Bought?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Funniest Example Of A Statement That You've Said And It Came Out Wrong? (Closed)

Whats Something Someone Said That You'll Never Get Over?

Muff_Fluff • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

People Share The Most Genius Solutions To Everyday Problems, Here’s 50 Of The Most Interesting (New Pics)

Now now, I have to ride or I’ll get the zoomies when I’m aboard!

50 Times People Expressed Their Opinion On Science By Creating These Hilarious Memes (New Pics)

In nature, there is supposedly no negative—so what it zero then?

50 Times People Expressed Their Opinion On Science By Creating These Hilarious Memes (New Pics)

Sure, rub it in our faces.

50 Times People Expressed Their Opinion On Science By Creating These Hilarious Memes (New Pics)

See, I love them because you can use them to make money, but to each their own!!

“There Was A Legal Age For Caffeine”: 50 Hilariously Silly Things People Believed To Be True

“Walking animation” I think we all spend too much time on the internet. I’ve gotta go switch tabs to the kitchen now.

“There Was A Legal Age For Caffeine”: 50 Hilariously Silly Things People Believed To Be True

I thought that the people who were rejected on Shark Tank were fed to the Shark Tank. Never stuck around to the end of the episode because I was too squeamish.

“There Was A Legal Age For Caffeine”: 50 Hilariously Silly Things People Believed To Be True

And people tell you “just try new things!” No thank you!!!

50 Weirdest Lies Told By Parents That People Caught On To Way Too Late

Y’allicanes “This is Jessabella, the next name will be Katie-Ashlin”

45 Absurd Pieces Of Advice From Baby Boomers Who Don’t Understand How The World Works Today

I saw “either of my grandmas” and immediately thought YAY, LESBIANS

50 Nostalgia-Instilling Posts For Kids Of The ’80s, ’90s And ’00s

I see you have a Wilbur Soot profile picture. Tell me your friends don’t live within 50 miles of you, don’t lie to me.

50 Nostalgia-Instilling Posts For Kids Of The ’80s, ’90s And ’00s

It’s so cold and nothing else matches the taste

50 Of The “Brokest” Things People Admit To Doing In This Viral Online Thread

When is your birthday?

35 Absurd Stories That Are 100% True But You Might Find Them Too Wild To Believe

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/jpc.14309 It took 1.71 days on average to pass the lego head. Scientists also said that parents need not try to find the head after it is swallowed as it will be extremely difficult.

40 Times People Came Across Such Confidently Wrong Statements, They Just Had To Share ‘Em

I mean. For all we know it could have been flower.

50 Wholesome Memes As Shared By This Twitter Page To Brighten Up Your Day (New Pics)

(this is the actual ending by the way)

50 Wholesome Memes As Shared By This Twitter Page To Brighten Up Your Day (New Pics)

We’ve actually been able to print many human tissues. It should be possible in the future to print a full human, though probably not a conscious one.

50 Wholesome Memes As Shared By This Twitter Page To Brighten Up Your Day (New Pics)

And this is said by someone with a Pokémon profile picture, so you KNOW they’re serious.

50 Times People Were So Oddly Specific, They Sounded Suspicious

Will the 44 people who upvoted this be fined

50 Times People Were So Oddly Specific, They Sounded Suspicious

Drinking green tea, reading bored panda, and trying not to pee.

'Insane People Online': 29 Of The Most Outrageous Posts Spotted On The Web

Why NOT

Muff_Fluff • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

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