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Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Song Lyric?

I've seen too much pain and suffering for those who can't speak so I'm going to speak for them

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Song Lyric?

Please shine shine your light on me iIlluminate me make me complete Nova by VNV Nation

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Song Lyric?

We were learning what to think instead of how. - Jon Sirkis, Think for Yourself.

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Song Lyric?

I would never hate a man for what God gave him in pigments And I would never plot against him just because he is different I would never judge a human for the cards he was given or Call them lesser than myself 'cause of the race that he's mixed with

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Shrimp live in the canopies of the Redwood Forests. They get there via literal seagull poop, and the lush coastal ecosystem forms little puddles on the branches in which they grow and live.

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Koala's are the most alien of all mammals on the planet. They have two thumbs on each hand, three vaginas, spend most of their lives asleep, and evolved to only eat one plant that has no nutritional value. They also eat their mother's poop.

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I've been waiting for my time to shine. You have erectile tissue in your nose. Orcas are the biggest natural predators of moose. There is a psychological disorder in which people believe they are a cow and it's called boanthropy. A wood frog can hold it's pee for up to eight months. If you keep a goldfish in the dark, it will lose it's colour and become white. You can actually "dig to China" from Argentina. The Mona Lisa doesn't have eyebrows. There is a kind of psychologist called a "wealth psychologist" that specializes in helping wealthy people deal with immense guilt or not being emotionally able to cope with being rich. A single spaghetti noodle is called a spaghetto. A Polish doctor faked a typhus outbreak in order to prevent nazis. The youngest Pope was only 11 years old. A man once filmed 7 episodes of a soap opera in IKEA without getting caught. (the opera). Pigs will eat the entire human body except for the teeth. When cremating a body, if you don't remove the teeth, they will pop like popcorn.

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Most ‘sea monster’ sightings are actually a whale sticking its reproductive organ out of the water.

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Cannibalism is only illegal in one state of the United States (Idaho)

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The main legal consideration between grave robbery and archeology is age and if the deceased has any living relatives. Where I live (ymmv), if the deceased has been dead over a century and has no living descendants, it's not considered grave robbery and you can claim any valuables found (jewellery, coins, artifacts, etc).

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Clown fish will change genders if their mate dies and then mate with their children

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In Massachusetts, it’s illegal to consume more than 3 sandwiches at a funeral. The most random law I’ve ever heard about

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A co-worker told me one day “you’ll know when it’s truly the first day of spring because lake water will warm up and make any dead bodies in the lake float to the top surface due to bacteria” he continued with “except for in Lake Superior where the water temperature never gets warm enough to build bacteria in a dead body” and that’s one coworker I’ll never make mad right there

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It was an annual tradition for the pharaoh of Egypt to masturbate into the Nile with an audience.

Hey Pandas, Share Random Thoughts That Keep You Awake At Night (Closed)

75% of poop is water, so if it was evaporated, most would be just water but the other 25% percent is viruses, bacteria, and organic material, and when it is heated to 150 f or 65 c it becomes sanitary because it all dies, so it might smell slightly stinky (just like sweat), but it would be safe to stand under. And yes, it would rain poop.

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Favorite Physical Feature On Anybody?

A brain. Surprising how many people don't have them.

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Hey Pandas, What Hurts Or Has Hurt You The Most? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Halloween Is In 11 Days! What Are You Gonna Be? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Song Lyric? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's A Small Act Of Kindness That Made A Huge Impact? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Make A Weirdly Inspirational Quote (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post The Best Photo That You Ever Took With Your Phone (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share The Strangest Picture In Your Camera Roll (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post The Wildest Picture Of Your Pet (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Life Hacks You Know? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Ask A Question That You're Insecure/Confused About (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Ask A Question That You're Insecure/Confused About (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Ask A Question That You're Insecure/Confused About (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Ask A Question That You're Insecure/Confused About (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Ask A Question That You're Insecure/Confused About (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Ask A Question That You're Insecure/Confused About (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Experiment Would You Conduct If Being Ethical Wasn't An Issue? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Experiment Would You Conduct If Being Ethical Wasn't An Issue? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, When Did You Realize It Was Time To End A Friendship? (Closed)

40 ‘Why The Hell Do You Know That’ Facts That People Probably Shouldn’t Have Shared But Did Anyway

40 ‘Why The Hell Do You Know That’ Facts That People Probably Shouldn’t Have Shared But Did Anyway

40 ‘Why The Hell Do You Know That’ Facts That People Probably Shouldn’t Have Shared But Did Anyway

40 ‘Why The Hell Do You Know That’ Facts That People Probably Shouldn’t Have Shared But Did Anyway

40 ‘Why The Hell Do You Know That’ Facts That People Probably Shouldn’t Have Shared But Did Anyway

40 ‘Why The Hell Do You Know That’ Facts That People Probably Shouldn’t Have Shared But Did Anyway

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Favorite Physical Feature On Anybody? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Song Lyric?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Song Lyric?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Song Lyric?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Song Lyric?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Song Lyric?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Song Lyric?

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Favorite Physical Feature On Anybody?

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Hey Pandas, Share The Strangest Picture In Your Camera Roll (Closed)

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Hey Introvert Pandas, Tell Us How You Were Discriminated Against For Your Introversion? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Hurts Or Has Hurt You The Most? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Halloween Is In 11 Days! What Are You Gonna Be? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Song Lyric? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's A Small Act Of Kindness That Made A Huge Impact? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Make A Weirdly Inspirational Quote (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post The Best Photo That You Ever Took With Your Phone (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share The Strangest Picture In Your Camera Roll (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post The Wildest Picture Of Your Pet (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Life Hacks You Know? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was Something Terrifying That Happened To You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, When Did You Realize It Was Time To End A Friendship? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is A Weird Habit You Have That You're Willing To Admit To Others? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Silliest Product You’ve Ever Seen? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Do You Have A Question That Needs Answering? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Tell Me Your Funniest Joke (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was The Highlight Of Your Week? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Favorite Physical Feature On Anybody? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Go Back In Time And Change One Thing That Would Massively Improve Our World In The Present, What Would You Do? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Any Tips For A Person How Thinks They Are LGBTQ+, But Doesn't Know How To Figure Out What They Are? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Since The Summer Is Over, Show Us Your Favorite Summer 2021 Moment (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Ask A Question That You're Insecure/Confused About (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Ask A Question That You're Insecure/Confused About (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Ask A Question That You're Insecure/Confused About (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Ask A Question That You're Insecure/Confused About (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Experiment Would You Conduct If Being Ethical Wasn't An Issue? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Experiment Would You Conduct If Being Ethical Wasn't An Issue? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, When Did You Realize It Was Time To End A Friendship? (Closed)

40 ‘Why The Hell Do You Know That’ Facts That People Probably Shouldn’t Have Shared But Did Anyway

40 ‘Why The Hell Do You Know That’ Facts That People Probably Shouldn’t Have Shared But Did Anyway

40 ‘Why The Hell Do You Know That’ Facts That People Probably Shouldn’t Have Shared But Did Anyway

40 ‘Why The Hell Do You Know That’ Facts That People Probably Shouldn’t Have Shared But Did Anyway

40 ‘Why The Hell Do You Know That’ Facts That People Probably Shouldn’t Have Shared But Did Anyway

40 ‘Why The Hell Do You Know That’ Facts That People Probably Shouldn’t Have Shared But Did Anyway