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Furby KING
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I iz Furby KING
Furby KING • commented on a post 4 months ago
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Furby KING • upvoted 10 items 5 months ago
Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Awkward Match You’ve Ever Had On A Dating App?
Ooof. 1. An ex girlfriend. Block. 2. A few coworkers. And worse it said they were active now. Meaning, while at work, they were looking at Tinder. As I was. Cringe. I had to block them. 3. Female friend/s I had recently spoken to. Again, had to block.
Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Awkward Match You’ve Ever Had On A Dating App?
Ooof. 1. An ex girlfriend. Block. 2. A few coworkers. And worse it said they were active now. Meaning, while at work, they were looking at Tinder. As I was. Cringe. I had to block them. 3. Female friend/s I had recently spoken to. Again, had to block.
Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Awkward Match You’ve Ever Had On A Dating App?
About 20 years ago just as internet dating was in it's early stages I'd just split up from a long term relationship and thought I'd try one of these 'new fangled' dating sites. Put all my details in and what kind of person I was looking for and the number 1 match came back and staring at me from the screen was my 1st wife who I'd divorced about 8yrs previously.
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Furby KING • upvoted 12 items 6 months ago
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I fantasize about living a happy life with a partner who is as happy about me as I am about them. Just someone to go do things with. 🤷🏼♂️.
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Furby KING • upvoted 5 items 7 months ago
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I was doing a phone port with AT&T, and when we got done, the AT&T guy say "Alright man, have a good weekend", I replied back with "I hate to break it to you bud, but its only Tues....", I heard him actually sigh and say "f**k" under his breath....
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Furby KING • upvoted 3 items 4 months ago
Furby KING • upvoted 12 items 5 months ago
Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Awkward Match You’ve Ever Had On A Dating App?
Ooof. 1. An ex girlfriend. Block. 2. A few coworkers. And worse it said they were active now. Meaning, while at work, they were looking at Tinder. As I was. Cringe. I had to block them. 3. Female friend/s I had recently spoken to. Again, had to block.
Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Awkward Match You’ve Ever Had On A Dating App?
About 20 years ago just as internet dating was in it's early stages I'd just split up from a long term relationship and thought I'd try one of these 'new fangled' dating sites. Put all my details in and what kind of person I was looking for and the number 1 match came back and staring at me from the screen was my 1st wife who I'd divorced about 8yrs previously.
Furby KING • upvoted 5 items 6 months ago
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I fantasize about living a happy life with a partner who is as happy about me as I am about them. Just someone to go do things with. 🤷🏼♂️.
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