OMG I FORGOT I HAD ONE!

John Mellencamp tips well, but he loves to harass young women. His whole family are POS.

Not a horror story, but I served Selena Gomez once. Didn’t know it was her until after she left. I asked her, “Has anyone ever told you you look like Selena Gómez?” and she was like “Yeah all the time.” Tipped 20%. I was hella embarrassed that I asked her that when one of my coworkers was like “Dude that was Selena Gomez and our store is on her instagram story” 💀💀.

Both Hugh Jackman and Chris Rock were really great in there own ways. I know that’s not what the post is for but good guys.

I served a local "influencer".
My restaurant was part of a large hotel.
When the dinner was over, she said that hotel manager will "take care" of the bill.
I told her that that were not my instructions and that I wasn't aware of that agreement.She went mad and yelled "YOU KNOW WHO I AM, BOY?" and spilled her drink on me.
I said "yes, a dumb instagram b***h".
Got fired but worth it.

One time I served Robert Irvine but I didn’t know who he was or that he was a celebrity. I was telling him how we make one of the sauces or something and he was like (very kindly) “yeah, I know, I cook” and his friends kind of laughed. I said “oh you dabble?” as a joke and he laughed and said yes I dabble.

I go into the back to put their orders in and my chef (also my boss and the owner of the restaurant) is standing near me and goes “woah that’s Robert Irvine” and I was like who? He explained that he’s a celebrity chef and I was like HAHA oh BOY do I have a funny story for you… I told him the whole thing. My boss just laughed. Robert was super cool about it anyways so it was just funny 😅.

Anyways now I’m realizing you probably meant horror stories as in, the celebrity being an a*****e, not us saying hilariously dumb things as servers, but, oh well.