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Kaitlyn
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Hi! I’m Kaitlyn! I love Hamilton, the Beatles, Disney, and Harry Potter! 🤪😀💖😊😜 And I love emojis! 😂
Kaitlyn • upvoted 17 items 2 years ago
Hey Pandas, You Can Meet Any Famous Person, Who Would It Be And Why?
I would love to meet Jane Goodall in person. I am sure that I could be hours listening to her experiences with apes and animal behavior.Hey Pandas, You Can Meet Any Famous Person, Who Would It Be And Why?
Robin Williams, and Mr. Rogers.Hey Pandas, You Can Meet Any Famous Person, Who Would It Be And Why?
Living: Mark Fischbach (Markiplier) I would love to pick his brain on his more ambitious projects, and I would kill to just sit down with the man and talk. He's seems so genuinely kind, and extremely wise for his age (even if all his goofiness suggests otherwise) Dead: Walt Disney Kind of an odd one, but I'd be insanely curious to see what he was genuinely like after all the back and forth theories. Did he really have a problem with mother figures? What were his real views on people? What would he think of the world today? Good bad and ugly, I'd just be curious to know.Hey Pandas, You Can Meet Any Famous Person, Who Would It Be And Why?
Ummm. .. Don't judge me please. But TBH I wanna meet Scott Cawthon, aka the mind behind Five Nights At Freddy's. His story is very interesting, and it's sad he was forced to retire after he decided to donate money to people. I feel as though that should be nobody's business but I guess that is not how the world works. If I was to meet him I would want to know the secrets and the full story line, and what he would have done if he had not retired. 🤓🙂Hey Pandas, You Can Meet Any Famous Person, Who Would It Be And Why?
Joseph Quinn because I'm in love with him lolHey Pandas, You Can Meet Any Famous Person, Who Would It Be And Why?
Tbh idk. My favorites have passed on(Robin Williams, Betty White). Probably Christopher Bang from stray kids because I wanna teach him how to crochet and let him pet my big fluffy Great Pyrenees and my slobbery St. Bernard 😂Hey Pandas, You Can Meet Any Famous Person, Who Would It Be And Why?
Technoblade. I loved him and, honestly, his death broke me because I wanted to go "Youtuber Hunt" to USA and planned to meet him... If a person who is alive, I'd love to meet Youtuber ItsEret (Alastair). From his amazing content to his open mind and amazing personality. I gave him my time and mind, and I hope he'll give me a part of his heartHey Pandas, You Can Meet Any Famous Person, Who Would It Be And Why?
TOM HOLLAND I LOVE HIM MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER
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Oh my fricking god, Dolores uMbrIgE. I wanted her dead. Forever. After her first lines. Who wants to start a mob with me?Prepare The Child For The Path, Not Otherwise
That the best thing to do is to prepare the child for the path and not the path for the child.
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Neil Armstrong. He was a very modest, quiet and withdrawn man who barely spoke of his trip to the Moon.
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Tsutomu Yamaguchi, the Japanese man who was unfortunate enough to be present in the blast radius of both atomic bombs and lucky enough to not only survive both, but subsequently live all the way into the 2000s.
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Teddy Roosevelt. Went to give a speech, nearly got assassinated. Shot in the chest, but survived. Says, "F**k it," and gives the speech anyway.
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Genghis Khan. The answer to any "Who are/were the most bad a*s bad asses in history" is always the Mongols, and Genghis was their daddy.
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Michael Malloy. Malloy was a homeless alcoholic man. Five men took out life insurance policies on him and tried to get him to drink himself to death by giving him unlimited credit at a bar that one of them owned (so that they could collect the money from the insurance company). This wasn't working fast enough, so they started putting anti-freeze in his drink... then turpentine, then horse tranquiliser, and finally rat poison. None of them killed Malloy. The men then tried feeding him raw oysters with wood alcohol and poisoned, spoiled sardine sandwiches (filled with carpet nails). Again, none of this worked, so they waited for him to pass out drunk one night, then dragged his body out into the -26 °C night and left him there to sleep (pouring 20 litres of water on him for good measure). The next day, Malloy came into the bar and ordered another drink. The group then ran him over with a car at 70km/h. This hospitalised him for a few weeks, but again, didn't kill him. Eventually they succeeded by putting a gas pipe down his throat (after he passed out drunk of course) and pumping gas into him for an hour. The group were later convicted of murder (due, in no small part, to the fame of Malloy's durability), with four of them receiving the death penalty.Show All 17 Upvotes
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Kaitlyn • upvoted 17 items 2 years ago
Hey Pandas, You Can Meet Any Famous Person, Who Would It Be And Why?
Robin Williams, and Mr. Rogers.Hey Pandas, You Can Meet Any Famous Person, Who Would It Be And Why?
Living: Mark Fischbach (Markiplier) I would love to pick his brain on his more ambitious projects, and I would kill to just sit down with the man and talk. He's seems so genuinely kind, and extremely wise for his age (even if all his goofiness suggests otherwise) Dead: Walt Disney Kind of an odd one, but I'd be insanely curious to see what he was genuinely like after all the back and forth theories. Did he really have a problem with mother figures? What were his real views on people? What would he think of the world today? Good bad and ugly, I'd just be curious to know.Hey Pandas, You Can Meet Any Famous Person, Who Would It Be And Why?
Tbh idk. My favorites have passed on(Robin Williams, Betty White). Probably Christopher Bang from stray kids because I wanna teach him how to crochet and let him pet my big fluffy Great Pyrenees and my slobbery St. Bernard 😂Hey Pandas, You Can Meet Any Famous Person, Who Would It Be And Why?
Ummm. .. Don't judge me please. But TBH I wanna meet Scott Cawthon, aka the mind behind Five Nights At Freddy's. His story is very interesting, and it's sad he was forced to retire after he decided to donate money to people. I feel as though that should be nobody's business but I guess that is not how the world works. If I was to meet him I would want to know the secrets and the full story line, and what he would have done if he had not retired. 🤓🙂Hey Pandas, You Can Meet Any Famous Person, Who Would It Be And Why?
Joseph Quinn because I'm in love with him lolHey Pandas, You Can Meet Any Famous Person, Who Would It Be And Why?
I would love to meet Jane Goodall in person. I am sure that I could be hours listening to her experiences with apes and animal behavior.Hey Pandas, You Can Meet Any Famous Person, Who Would It Be And Why?
Technoblade. I loved him and, honestly, his death broke me because I wanted to go "Youtuber Hunt" to USA and planned to meet him... If a person who is alive, I'd love to meet Youtuber ItsEret (Alastair). From his amazing content to his open mind and amazing personality. I gave him my time and mind, and I hope he'll give me a part of his heartPrepare The Child For The Path, Not Otherwise
That the best thing to do is to prepare the child for the path and not the path for the child.Hey Pandas, You Can Meet Any Famous Person, Who Would It Be And Why?
TOM HOLLAND I LOVE HIM MY FAVORITE PERSON EVERgeetarzrkool reply
Genghis Khan. The answer to any "Who are/were the most bad a*s bad asses in history" is always the Mongols, and Genghis was their daddy.coolest-people-ever-in-history
Tsutomu Yamaguchi, the Japanese man who was unfortunate enough to be present in the blast radius of both atomic bombs and lucky enough to not only survive both, but subsequently live all the way into the 2000s.coolest-people-ever-in-history
Neil Armstrong. He was a very modest, quiet and withdrawn man who barely spoke of his trip to the Moon.battering-ram reply
Michael Malloy. Malloy was a homeless alcoholic man. Five men took out life insurance policies on him and tried to get him to drink himself to death by giving him unlimited credit at a bar that one of them owned (so that they could collect the money from the insurance company). This wasn't working fast enough, so they started putting anti-freeze in his drink... then turpentine, then horse tranquiliser, and finally rat poison. None of them killed Malloy. The men then tried feeding him raw oysters with wood alcohol and poisoned, spoiled sardine sandwiches (filled with carpet nails). Again, none of this worked, so they waited for him to pass out drunk one night, then dragged his body out into the -26 °C night and left him there to sleep (pouring 20 litres of water on him for good measure). The next day, Malloy came into the bar and ordered another drink. The group then ran him over with a car at 70km/h. This hospitalised him for a few weeks, but again, didn't kill him. Eventually they succeeded by putting a gas pipe down his throat (after he passed out drunk of course) and pumping gas into him for an hour. The group were later convicted of murder (due, in no small part, to the fame of Malloy's durability), with four of them receiving the death penalty.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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