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I love reading, writing, and learning things that will never help me. I also spend my time researching different animals and climate change. I also am the BIGGEST NERD when it comes to sea creatures. I am also totes head over heels for Keefe Sencen

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Pandas, What Was One Time You Had A Brain Fart?

This Was My Beautiful, Beautiful Boy, Lucky. God Rest His Soul.

Here Are My 19 Humorous Cartoons About Christmas

hermione granger very pleased ( tell me if you know what i mean)

Hey Pandas, Could You Please Tell Us Your Animal Rescue Story?

Ok, so I have 2. Both weren't mine but affected my beautiful dogs. 1: So my first dog-Bentley was put in a kill shelter and would be killed within the hour. :( Thankfully another animal shelter rescued him and he lives safe and sound. 2: My other doggo Mando (from The Mandalorian) was always put outside by his other owners, tied by a rope, never socializing...etc. Anyway one day he escaped and was rescued by animal control. We (my family) went to Bastrop County Shelter and rescued him!

Hey Pandas, What's The Best Comeback You've Ever Heard Or Said?

Well, first of all, the worst comeback EVER is killing 'them' with kindness. "I couldn't be happier right now. For the first time in my life, a girl told me that she loves me." Someone replies with " Aren't moms great?"... I'm just like daaaannnnng ROTFLMAO. Someone says "When I die, I want my epitaph to read: "Mistakes were made" " Someone replies with " Wasn't that already on your birth certificate?"... Okay i got a couple more... "Maybe it's not about trying to fix something broken. Maybe it's about starting over and creating something new..." Someone replies with " That's why you have a little brother" and last but not least " Single (noun) A man who makes jokes about women in kitchens" reply-"Stupid (adjective) Women who think single is a noun." Okay sorry I have one more... " This song does things to me that my girlfriend can't do." "that's because this song is real, while your girlfriend isn't."

Hey Pandas, What's The Best Comeback You've Ever Heard Or Said?

There was also this one classmate who was trying to be amusing during a group project, by gnawing at a computer. No idea why. But he'd been asked to stop multiple times until another kid in my group was like, "hey, can u help out?" So I was like, "Hey Name, If your so hungry then eat a knuckle sandwich. I'll make it for you myself."

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Quick question how does one make a Ask pandas post?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Fact You’ve Ever Heard?

Eleanor Roosevelt was a target of the FBI Christopher Columbus thought the Earth was pear-shaped (Source: “Facts Left Out of History”, September 2020 Reader’s Digest)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Fact You’ve Ever Heard?

I know lots of crazy facts about ocean stuff, but I'll just give y'all a few. 1) The Mariana Trench actually can support a small amount of life, and one of these creatures is the Hadal Snailfish. 2) The blob fish is just a normal fish in the Abyssal Zone, the famous picture shows what it looks like dead, mangled, and out of its habitat. It's actually called the Blob Sculpin. 3) Queen Conch snails have a giant toenail-like thing on their "foot" that they use to scrape the ground and look for food. 4) The Hammerhead Shark looks like that so it can pivot its head super fast. 5) The Dumbo Octopus exists, it's the only octopus that doesn't have an ink sac, beak, or radula. It's also my profile picture. 6) SIPHONOPHORES. Those things are WEIRD, man..! I hope you enjoyed!

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Fact You’ve Ever Heard?

Everytime you hit your head you can loose cells. Also not a for sure fact but when you pick up an angry cat they tend to feel heavier.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Fact You’ve Ever Heard?

Butterflies taste with their hind feet. A group of crows is called murder. Tomato sauce was sold in the 1800s as medicine. A donkey will sink in quicksand, but a mule won’t. A lion in the wild, usually makes no more than 20 kills a year. India has a Bill Of Rights for cows. Dartboards are made out of horsehair. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die. In France, there’s a place called Y. Almonds are a member of the peach family.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Fact You’ve Ever Heard?

The Australian Army once went to war against emus, and lost! This happened back in 1932 as people were said to beconcerned over the number of emus said to be running out of control in the Campion District of WA, Australia.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Fact You’ve Ever Heard?

Well most koreans don't have body odor. Oh, also banging your head against a wall for an hour burns about 150 calories.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Fact You’ve Ever Heard?

Recently found out that apparently some funeral homes in my State serve smoked meats at funerals. Now I can't stop making cannibal jokes. My sister, not biological, was floored that it wasn't a normal thing. Very specific but I'm exhausted today and my brain doesn't want to play.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Fact You’ve Ever Heard?

Viagra, when dissolved in water, can make cut-flowers stay erect for up to a week longer than they usually would

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Fact You’ve Ever Heard?

that you can eat cicadas and if your allergic to seafood you are also allergic to cicadas. i found this out when we found out my brother was allergic to seafood(sad thing is he loves seafood)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Fact You’ve Ever Heard?

You can die by pooping When you are going to the bathroom, make sure you KEEP BREATHING while using the bathroom, or else you will pass out. This will cause something to go wrong in your body, and you will die.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Fact You’ve Ever Heard?

1: Squirrels are behind most power outages in the U.S. 2: The inventor of the Pringles can is now buried in one. He said his burial wishes to his family, and when he died at age 89, his children stopped at Walgreens on the way to the funeral home to buy his funeral Pringles can. 3: Cotton candy was invented by a dentist.

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Fact You’ve Ever Heard?

#1 If eaten in one meal, 30 to 90 grams of polar bear liver is enough to kill a human being! #2 In 2002 alone, more people in the U.S. were killed by dogs than in shark attacks in the past 100 years. #3 Surgeons who play video games at least 3 hours a week perform 27% faster and make 37% fewer errors. #4 On 23rd May 2012, the American nuclear submarine USS Miami was damaged beyond repair by a fire whilst it was docked up in a Naval Shipyard. Although the start of this fire was unclear at first, civilian employee Casey J. Fury later admitted to starting the fire in order to “get out of work early”. For this he was sentenced to 17 years in a federal prison ordered to pay $400 million in recompense. #5 During the First World War, so many starving wolves had amassed together in a great pack that opposing German and Russian forces formed a temporary alliance in order to fight them off!

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Fact You’ve Ever Heard?

Spiked and studded dog-collars derive from the days of the Ancient Greeks, who would give their sheep-dogs sharply spiked collars to protect their necks from wolves whilst they watched over a Sheppard’s flock at night.- Makes sense! Artist Salvador Dalí would often get out of paying for drinks and meals by drawing on the checks, making them priceless works of art and therefore un-cashable.- Lucky artist right?

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This Was My Beautiful, Beautiful Boy, Lucky. God Rest His Soul.

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