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Julius Zuke • commented on 17 posts 2 months ago

“Drives Me Nuts”: 45 Basic Life Skills That An Oddly Large Amount Of People Don’t Have

Christianity has gotten people embroiled in so many philosophical./theological arguments over many centuries. On the whole, not too many people spend much of their lives arguing philosophy. People get sick of it. (Well, maybe not in current times) Being Christ-like, on the other hand. involves studying the scriptures to determine the nature of Christ and then live out the day-to-day situations as Christ might have. Feeding the hungry, helping the sick, and encouraging the downtrodden does not require a verbal discourse, only sincere compassion and actual action. Sounds simple, but consider that Christ was crucified because the religious leaders of the time were more interested in keeping their arguments going than actually helping the average Joe.

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

Teachers were once held to a very high standard, and were respected to it. My high school French teacher was fired and decertified for smoking a joint at a weekend party with friends.

“Drives Me Nuts”: 45 Basic Life Skills That An Oddly Large Amount Of People Don’t Have

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

Teachers were once held to a very high standard, and were respected to it. My high school French teacher was fired and decertified for smoking a joint at a weekend party with friends.

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

No summer break here. Time to get a summer job. As more and more teachers leave because they can't afford to stay, they are being replaced with porrly trained fast-trackers who will eventually do the same thing once they find something better.

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

Married the love of my life at 27. Glad I waited. Going on 50 years...

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

The problem with this is that they will get even with you for taking what they promised.

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

Most of getting through the trauma and drama is admitting that the only useful skill you have in some situations is to walk away. There is a razor-sharp line between mental illness and intentional evil.

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

My favorite activity is reading all the fine print before I buy a car.

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

we have a eykw--one item on the to-do list each day.

40 Photos That Perfectly Capture A Truly Bad Day At Work (New Pics)

My school system gave me all this PLUS a baloney sandwich!

40 Photos That Perfectly Capture A Truly Bad Day At Work (New Pics)

Speaks to the quality of overpriced dental work.

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

So sick of their b******t junk mail.

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

I hate emus.

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

In the 1950's, stores were independently owned. You knew all of the employees. You enjoyed talking to them. Stores were uncrowded, and the cashier reached up on the shelves to get you what you needed. Prices were reasonable because shoplifting wasn't an option.

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

Toilet-paper math--the minute I see that on the packaging, I walk away.

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

I have never been able to find living help in a Best Buy. Microcenter can't wait to help you, so I always go there.

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

My cheap Consumer Cellular phone works just fine.

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

Toyota does a fairly good job with customer satisfaction. They get pissed off if you want to pay cash or refuse needless options, but I've bought 8 or 9 vehicles from the same dealer over the decades. The worst was Al Packer Ford. We were newly married, broke, and the salesman refused to talk to us.

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Julius Zuke • upvoted 23 items 2 months ago

“Drives Me Nuts”: 45 Basic Life Skills That An Oddly Large Amount Of People Don’t Have

People get Christianity and Christ like confused too!

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

Lack of self control is dangerous, not credit cards. I have one that I use for everything, and get cash back for using it. I pay the balance off each month, so no interest accrues, plus the credit card company is good with the record keeping so I don't have to.

“Drives Me Nuts”: 45 Basic Life Skills That An Oddly Large Amount Of People Don’t Have

People get Christianity and Christ like confused too!

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

Wait, you guys make a to-do list? You don't just sorta run from one impending catastrophe to another?

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

Please please please! If you sign something please I'm begging you to read it first! Or have a trusted person read it for you.

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

Learn to set and maintain healthy boundaries!!!

“Drives Me Nuts”: 45 Basic Life Skills That An Oddly Large Amount Of People Don’t Have

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, common sense is not putting it in a fruit salad!

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

At some point comes the realization that you already are what you're gonna be when you grow up.

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

If you can't identify the crazy ones, it's you.

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

I met the love of my life at 29...

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

This should be higher

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

Same.

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

Or…….actually………that you are the only one who made it through all that trauma with a modicum of functionality and situational awareness.

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

Once red clothes no longer turned socks and underwear pink, it was all over for that separate loads racket.

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

Geico, how many f-ing commercials do you need? That gecko... 🤯!

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

They will never see my business.

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

Those commercials are so creepy! What kind of parent checks their child's hiney for toilet paper as they get home from school?

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

Restaurants that make QR codes their menu. No. I will die on this hill. If I go in and ask for a menu and you give me a QR code, I will turn right around and leave.

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

Plz don't squeeze the Charmin. How annoying, that advert. But nowhere near as bad as that Emu F'.

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

And their TP is so fragile! It has the structural integrity of dryer lint.

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

Yes!! And in a different area, American Home Shield.

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

This!!! I don't even have a smartphone.

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

And their TP math makes no sense

Take The Time And Try To Find Yourself

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Julius Zuke • commented on 20 posts 2 months ago

“Drives Me Nuts”: 45 Basic Life Skills That An Oddly Large Amount Of People Don’t Have

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

Teachers were once held to a very high standard, and were respected to it. My high school French teacher was fired and decertified for smoking a joint at a weekend party with friends.

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

Married the love of my life at 27. Glad I waited. Going on 50 years...

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

The problem with this is that they will get even with you for taking what they promised.

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

My favorite activity is reading all the fine print before I buy a car.

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

we have a eykw--one item on the to-do list each day.

40 Photos That Perfectly Capture A Truly Bad Day At Work (New Pics)

My school system gave me all this PLUS a baloney sandwich!

40 Photos That Perfectly Capture A Truly Bad Day At Work (New Pics)

Speaks to the quality of overpriced dental work.

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

So sick of their b******t junk mail.

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

I hate emus.

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

Toilet-paper math--the minute I see that on the packaging, I walk away.

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

I have never been able to find living help in a Best Buy. Microcenter can't wait to help you, so I always go there.

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

My cheap Consumer Cellular phone works just fine.

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

Julius Zuke • upvoted 20 items 2 months ago

“Drives Me Nuts”: 45 Basic Life Skills That An Oddly Large Amount Of People Don’t Have

People get Christianity and Christ like confused too!

“Drives Me Nuts”: 45 Basic Life Skills That An Oddly Large Amount Of People Don’t Have

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, common sense is not putting it in a fruit salad!

True Or No?

Is This Really A Hack Though? 🧐

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

This should be higher

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

I met the love of my life at 29...

This!!! We Need To Learn This

This So True

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

At some point comes the realization that you already are what you're gonna be when you grow up.

Don't Be The Definition Of Insanity

Ok 😶‍🌫️

Take The Time And Try To Find Yourself

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

If you can't identify the crazy ones, it's you.

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

Or…….actually………that you are the only one who made it through all that trauma with a modicum of functionality and situational awareness.

Eye Opening

This Is Not How It Ought To Be

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

Learn to set and maintain healthy boundaries!!!

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

Please please please! If you sign something please I'm begging you to read it first! Or have a trusted person read it for you.

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

Wait, you guys make a to-do list? You don't just sorta run from one impending catastrophe to another?

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“Drives Me Nuts”: 45 Basic Life Skills That An Oddly Large Amount Of People Don’t Have

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

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50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

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40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

“Drives Me Nuts”: 45 Basic Life Skills That An Oddly Large Amount Of People Don’t Have

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

“Drives Me Nuts”: 45 Basic Life Skills That An Oddly Large Amount Of People Don’t Have

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

“Drives Me Nuts”: 45 Basic Life Skills That An Oddly Large Amount Of People Don’t Have

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

40 Times A Brand Made A Small Mistake, And It Annoyed People So Much They Boycotted Them

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“Drives Me Nuts”: 45 Basic Life Skills That An Oddly Large Amount Of People Don’t Have

“Drives Me Nuts”: 45 Basic Life Skills That An Oddly Large Amount Of People Don’t Have

True Or No?

Is This Really A Hack Though? 🧐

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

This!!! We Need To Learn This

This So True

50 Painfully Hilarious Memes That Sum Up The Struggles Of Being An Adult (New Pics)

Don't Be The Definition Of Insanity

Ok 😶‍🌫️