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B-b-bird • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

50 Times People Found Quirky Treasures Washed Ashore (New Pics)

It’s in Dubai’s Kite beach. And they have a few wheelchairs with sand wheels on them to lend, in case someone with special needs would like to take a ride on sand ❤️ It’s 24/7 patrolled by lifeguards

50 Pics Of Awful Moms That Are The Prime Example Of How Not To Parent

She’s abusing her child, not security system

B-b-bird • upvoted 2 items 6 days ago

50 Times People Found Quirky Treasures Washed Ashore (New Pics)

"Everybody out of the pool!"

50 Pics Of Awful Moms That Are The Prime Example Of How Not To Parent

Q: What do you call people who believe in the devil? A: Christians.

B-b-bird • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

30 Things Parents Stumbled Upon In Their Kids’ Rooms They Weren’t Supposed To See

Or a kid smart enough to count cards is smart enough to get a fake id.

30 Times Objects Seamlessly Merged Into The Background (New Pics)

It's under his hand.

30 Things Parents Stumbled Upon In Their Kids’ Rooms They Weren’t Supposed To See

Or a kid smart enough to count cards is smart enough to get a fake id.

30 Times Objects Seamlessly Merged Into The Background (New Pics)

It's under his hand.

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

Post partum psychosis?

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B-b-bird • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

This Beach Has A Paved Path To Make It Accessible To Those Requiring A Bit Of Assistance

B-b-bird • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

"Only 12 People Have Walked On The Moon. What's Something That Less People Have Done?" (30 Stories)

First time she learned, next two - she already knew what to do :)

Mom Disowns Son After He Marries A Man, Now Wants His Inheritance

I’d invite her over for dinner with you and Marcus. Ask to apologise for “disowning” you. If she can sincerely pass this “test” - I’d consider aiding some money to her (with signed document/note, just in case). But bear in mind… it will not be only time she’s asking, she’ll keep coming for more.

B-b-bird • upvoted an item 3 weeks ago

50 Interesting Historical Pics From “That’s History” That May Change Your Perspective On Things

Polar bear distracts man with tin, so cubs can start lunch

B-b-bird • upvoted 14 items 10 months ago

Bridesmaid Finds Out Bride Pocketed $7k From Bridal Party, Exposes Her In A Group Chat

My whole wedding didn't cost $7K...

Eerie Things That People Found In Their New Homes And Just Had To Share Online (45 New Pics)

Wooow... Landlord dodged a bullet there 😉

Bridesmaid Finds Out Bride Pocketed $7k From Bridal Party, Exposes Her In A Group Chat

My whole wedding didn't cost $7K...

Eerie Things That People Found In Their New Homes And Just Had To Share Online (45 New Pics)

Wooow... Landlord dodged a bullet there 😉

Eerie Things That People Found In Their New Homes And Just Had To Share Online (45 New Pics)

I wouldn’t worry - it looks totally ‘’armless

Eerie Things That People Found In Their New Homes And Just Had To Share Online (45 New Pics)

I would be worried about a camera behind the mirror

“We Face A Tangible Threat”: Scientists Speak About “Zombie Viruses” That Could Spark Pandemic

You might wanna mention somewhere that they call them zombie viruses NOT because they’re gonna make people into zombies and start the zombie apocalypse, but because the viruses themselves are being ‘resurrected’. *rolls eyes*

“What's The Most Insane Complaint You've Had About An Employee That Turned Out To Be True?” (35 Answers)

This is an example of Supervisor / coworker done right. Well done.

notimprezaed reply

That the guy was stalking a female employee. It was a 24 hour retailer and she was a morning shift and he was night shift so I just thought there was no way they knew each other. Then one day I was filling in for a different manager and he came into the break room and was taking pictures of the morning shift schedule. I asked him why and he told me some story about another employee just wanted him to send their schedule etc. I came in on my day off later that week during day shift and caught him staring at her from a different aisle while she was stocking. She had no idea, he would follow her home and watch her house and all that. She was 17, he was 38. I called the cops and had him escorted off the property and helped her get in touch with the right resources for a restraining order. He ended up violating the order multiple times and is in jail last I heard.

crzdsnowfire reply

I got a positive one that made me say "seriously???" in an excited way. My husband got me a ring with our kids birthstones and it was so unexpected and touching. I also made a comment about the stocking thing going around about mom's having empty stockings. He tries and puts a couple small things in. I mentioned it was such a fond memory having an over-stuffed stocking with a couple small gifts and loads of candy. My stocking was comically stuffed this year with some items even having to sit beside it. Bless this man.

Such-Mountain-6316 reply

85% of public bathroom users don't wash their hands afterwards. Since learning that I have noticed and I have never been in one for very long without hearing it myself. They come out but I don't hear water from the sink. I handle the door with the paper towel I used to dry my hands. I go to one place that only has a hand dryer, so I take my own paper towel there.

anxiousdoodle reply

About 20k people have been killed by Israel in Gaza in this recent war with 75% being women and children.

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B-b-bird • commented on 3 posts 10 months ago

This Graphic Designer Is Causing A Stir On Social Media With Their Transformations Of The Simpsons Characters (32 Pics)

It did quite a good job, and even messed up fingers not in all pics

"What Is A Very Bad Statistic People Should Know?" (40 Answers)

True

This Graphic Designer Is Causing A Stir On Social Media With Their Transformations Of The Simpsons Characters (32 Pics)

It did quite a good job, and even messed up fingers not in all pics

"What Is A Very Bad Statistic People Should Know?" (40 Answers)

True

"What Is A Very Bad Statistic People Should Know?" (40 Answers)

Dear God make it stop

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B-b-bird • upvoted 11 items 11 months ago

40 Times People Had No Idea What Their Cookie Cutter Was Supposed To Be, So They Asked The Internet

UFO with a light beam?

40 Times People Had No Idea What Their Cookie Cutter Was Supposed To Be, So They Asked The Internet

Yay, angry beavers.

40 Times People Had No Idea What Their Cookie Cutter Was Supposed To Be, So They Asked The Internet

UFO with a light beam?

40 Times People Had No Idea What Their Cookie Cutter Was Supposed To Be, So They Asked The Internet

Yay, angry beavers.

40 Times People Had No Idea What Their Cookie Cutter Was Supposed To Be, So They Asked The Internet

Pretty sure the nutcracker is correct

40 Times People Had No Idea What Their Cookie Cutter Was Supposed To Be, So They Asked The Internet

Looks like the side profile of Moritz from Max & Moritz (by Wilhelm Busch)

40 Times People Had No Idea What Their Cookie Cutter Was Supposed To Be, So They Asked The Internet

Patrick!

40 Times People Had No Idea What Their Cookie Cutter Was Supposed To Be, So They Asked The Internet

Upside down, kid in chef's hat

40 Times People Had No Idea What Their Cookie Cutter Was Supposed To Be, So They Asked The Internet

I can't unseen the seal anymore.

40 Times People Had No Idea What Their Cookie Cutter Was Supposed To Be, So They Asked The Internet

Santa with sack and a tree..

40 Times People Had No Idea What Their Cookie Cutter Was Supposed To Be, So They Asked The Internet

That's a lighthouse.

40 Times People Had No Idea What Their Cookie Cutter Was Supposed To Be, So They Asked The Internet

That's a sewing machine, duh

50 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School (New Facts)

Livers are super cool. Take care of yours!

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B-b-bird • commented on a post 11 months ago

“What Is Extremely Rare But People Think It’s Very Common?” (35 Answers)

Omg, I witnessed it, and didn’t even know it is that rear. Paramedics were doing CPR to a man outside of cafe, on the street. He woke up, was super disoriented and immediately wanted to walk away from the scene.

B-b-bird • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Great Lithuanian Escape

B-b-bird • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Social Stigma does Society Need To Get Over?

B-b-bird • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Skills Do You Have But Don't Need?

B-b-bird • submitted 4 list additions 3 years ago

"It's Actually Very Odd When You Think About It": 50 Things That Are Considered Normal But Are Weird As Shared By Our Community

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Hate When Someone Else Does It, But You Do It Yourself? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Have Anything In The World, What Would It Be And Why? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Should Be Invented Already But Hasn't? (Closed)

B-b-bird • submitted 2 list additions 4 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Paranormal Thing That Has Ever Happened To You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Phobia? (Closed)

B-b-bird • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

50 Times People Found Quirky Treasures Washed Ashore (New Pics)

50 Pics Of Awful Moms That Are The Prime Example Of How Not To Parent

She’s abusing her child, not security system

B-b-bird • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

"Only 12 People Have Walked On The Moon. What's Something That Less People Have Done?" (30 Stories)

First time she learned, next two - she already knew what to do :)

Mom Disowns Son After He Marries A Man, Now Wants His Inheritance

B-b-bird • commented on 3 posts 10 months ago

This Graphic Designer Is Causing A Stir On Social Media With Their Transformations Of The Simpsons Characters (32 Pics)

It did quite a good job, and even messed up fingers not in all pics

"What Is A Very Bad Statistic People Should Know?" (40 Answers)

True

"What Is A Very Bad Statistic People Should Know?" (40 Answers)

Dear God make it stop

B-b-bird • commented on 4 posts 11 months ago

“What Is Extremely Rare But People Think It’s Very Common?” (35 Answers)

“AITA For Breaking My Deathbed Promise To My Wife To Take Care Of Her Down's Syndrome Daughter?”

“Now family are calling me the evil stepdad and a mother's worst nightmare.” same family are good to talk but not good enough to help monetarily or with their time and efforts. Poor man lived with her for 25 years, it’s time to get professional help and retire from terror and misery.

Family Drama Ensues After Teen Points Out That Their Mom Doesn’t Have Custody Of Them During Dinner

Time to have own peaceful thanksgiving just three of you. Probably it would be more cozy and less stressful.

Woman Called A “Greedy Witch” For Making 3 Kids Cry Over Being Denied Free Holiday To Italy

I’d consider going back to court, requesting for full time custody, with visitation/meeting rights on weekends to father. Otherwise it will be messing kids up all the time. As I understood kids are already having difficulties understanding dynamics, and visiting therapy because of it. AND communication with “new family” exclusively via attorney.

B-b-bird • commented on 4 posts 12 months ago

40 Of The Worst Purchases These Homeowners Made

Depends where you are born. All family being forcibly taken away to Siberia in 40s-50s ain’t fun ride.

30 Biggest Hoaxes That Some People Still Believe In

Glass is fully reciclable.

30 Biggest Hoaxes That Some People Still Believe In

Rheumatoid arthritis is caused by autoimmune disease. More people would know about it, the more would understand how to medically control it (no treatment tho). Including some sh*ty “specialists” saying “you are old, what do you expect, go home take some rest” 😤😠😡🤬

30 Biggest Hoaxes That Some People Still Believe In

Amen to that

B-b-bird • commented on 5 posts 1 year ago

30 Celebrity “Side Skills” That Could Make Them Famous In Those Specific Areas, Too

He is brilliant in that movie. People close to actual Ray, at times were touched by his similarity and manners portraying him. Even Ray’s son told how great work Jamie did, looking authentic.

30 Celebrity “Side Skills” That Could Make Them Famous In Those Specific Areas, Too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lJJz4qT1RQ watch from 23rd minute 😯

50 Intriguing “Today I Learned” Facts That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School (New Pics)

Think why some countries do not have Michelin star rated restaurants/chefs. :(

50 Times Human Genetics Led To Some Unique Body Characteristics

My daughter was born with one ear like this. Remember nurse saying “don’t worry, she will outgrow it” …as this would be somekind of worry :)) I was just beyond HAPPY she’s healthy. Don’t care about elf ears or elf eyes or whatever elf :) and that’s cool feature btw

“Thanks, Dad. The Trauma Is Great:” 30 Things People Do Because Of Their Childhood Trauma

Why this happening? It took 5 years for my SO to relax and get used to handholding, hugging and cuddling.

B-b-bird • upvoted 3 items 5 days ago

This Beach Has A Paved Path To Make It Accessible To Those Requiring A Bit Of Assistance

50 Times People Found Quirky Treasures Washed Ashore (New Pics)

"Everybody out of the pool!"

50 Pics Of Awful Moms That Are The Prime Example Of How Not To Parent

Q: What do you call people who believe in the devil? A: Christians.

B-b-bird • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

30 Things Parents Stumbled Upon In Their Kids’ Rooms They Weren’t Supposed To See

Or a kid smart enough to count cards is smart enough to get a fake id.

30 Times Objects Seamlessly Merged Into The Background (New Pics)

It's under his hand.

40 Scandalous Things People Learned About Their Families Due To Secret-Spilling Sessions

Post partum psychosis?

B-b-bird • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

50 Interesting Historical Pics From “That’s History” That May Change Your Perspective On Things

Polar bear distracts man with tin, so cubs can start lunch

B-b-bird • upvoted 13 items 10 months ago

Bridesmaid Finds Out Bride Pocketed $7k From Bridal Party, Exposes Her In A Group Chat

My whole wedding didn't cost $7K...

Eerie Things That People Found In Their New Homes And Just Had To Share Online (45 New Pics)

I wouldn’t worry - it looks totally ‘’armless

Eerie Things That People Found In Their New Homes And Just Had To Share Online (45 New Pics)

I would be worried about a camera behind the mirror

Eerie Things That People Found In Their New Homes And Just Had To Share Online (45 New Pics)

Wooow... Landlord dodged a bullet there 😉

“We Face A Tangible Threat”: Scientists Speak About “Zombie Viruses” That Could Spark Pandemic

notimprezaed reply

“What's The Most Insane Complaint You've Had About An Employee That Turned Out To Be True?” (35 Answers)

This is an example of Supervisor / coworker done right. Well done.

Man Says His Wife-To-Be Couldn’t Pull Anyone Else, She Holds A Grudge

You know if their partner had said something like that to them they would be livid but they're telling her to get over it?

Man Says His Wife-To-Be Couldn’t Pull Anyone Else, She Holds A Grudge

Glad to hear she unloaded that little weasel.

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Such-Mountain-6316 reply

"What Is A Very Bad Statistic People Should Know?" (40 Answers)

Thou shall not kill....

anxiousdoodle reply

About 20k people have been killed by Israel in Gaza in this recent war with 75% being women and children.

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