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"Started Forgetting Words": 30 People Share Early Signs Of Cancer To Look Out For

Absolutely irate that it took this person "a couple months" to convince the doctor there was an issue. Just because a person is young does not mean they can't develop cancer.

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"Started Forgetting Words": 30 People Share Early Signs Of Cancer To Look Out For

Absolutely irate that it took this person "a couple months" to convince the doctor there was an issue. Just because a person is young does not mean they can't develop cancer.

Who Remembers?

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The We're Out Of Buns Hot Dog

Someone Asks Moms "What Do You Actually Want For Mother's Day" And 30 Deliver Honest Responses

I can't even comprehend this. I am so sorry for this person

InsomniacDreamz reply

I had a miscarriage because my medical care providers refused to listen to me. My uterus pressed on the lines to my bladder and gave me an infection (really simple and common thing to happen durring pregnancy its completely treatable and should never be more than a mild inconvenience) I went septic and we almost died together. What I want for mother's day is for women and especially women of color to stop receiving medical care worse than that of a third world country. If I get a second request it would be universal healthcare. I'm over 16000 in debt for someone who attempted to kill me and my child. This is insane and I have no way of paying it. Even if I did why would I want to? Everytime I receive a bill it makes me break down in tears in a combination of "I lost my baby" and "I can't afford this"

Donald Trump Wants This Picture Removed From The Internet. Don't Share It!

Contamminated reply

That some day everyone meets their person and live and love together the rest of their lives. Never happens for some of us.

Rcobs9 reply

That justice will always win.

NeighborhoodHuge5803 reply

If you simply put your head down, do what you're told, and work hard, things will work out

hoangtudude reply

I’ll fill up my car with gas before work tomorrow morning.

HamburgerJames reply

Years ago, I worked the late shift at a hospital (4pm-midnight). My nightly drive home led me through back roads of fields and woods which often had low hanging fog - particularly in early spring. I lived in a small town that has a lot of civil war history. Ghost stories were so popular that area historians would do moonlight “ghost walks” where they searched for signs of restless spirits roaming the battlefield. The urban legend was that, in a war that pitted brother against brother, those soldiers who were killed by family became souls that were never at rest. I never bought into it, but one night under particularly dense fog did scare the ever living c**p out of me. At around 1am, as I sped through curves and hills, I saw the outline of 2 figures walking along the side of the road. The closer I got, the more I slowed down as I didn’t want to hit them or anything. By the time I passed them, I was going probably 10 mph. First I noticed their weirdly shaped hats. Then, the buttons on their jackets glimmered in my headlights. I swear to God, there were 2 Civil war soldiers walking in the fog in the moonlight. I could not breathe. The taller one, thin and gangly, looked up at my car and put his hand towards me. I hit the gas so hard. My transmission could barely keep up. I sped off into the night and, when I finally caught my breath, screamed several expletives. As I rounded another curve, I saw a small car - a geo metro, pulled over with lights flashing. It’s hood was up and steam was coming from the engine. A man in civil war garb stood close by staring at it with his hands on his hips. Damn reenactors were in town for some event and had car problems. To this day I have no clue why they were out so late. About scared me to death.

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UsernameShm00zerName reply

Be in charge of their reproductive organs.

Lil_Brown_Bat reply

Letting body hair grow.

My Mom Is Homophobic And Forced Me To Decorate Eggs This Year. So I Made My Eggs Different Pride Flags. She Has No Idea

sllysam45 reply

I learned that other people's opinions of me don't matter. MY opinion of me matters, and since I hold myself to an exceptionally high standard....I'M AWESOME!!

JetBrink reply

That just because two people are in love doesn't mean they should be together

Seannaboy0923 reply

That treating people with respect and being honest are not mutually exclusive

tfresh2death reply

That we should shake the CEO's hand with the exact same enthusiasm and firmness as the janitors hand.

ohhappyday88 reply

1. Everyone is just f*cking winging it. 2. “The rules” do not apply evenly. 3. Everyone around you will always prioritize their needs first, regardless of any verbal assurance to the contrary.