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Hellcaste's Wife

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Hellcaste's Wife

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Married, mother of 4, B.S. Criminology, B.S. Forensic Psychology, Queen of Sarcasm (kids say I could start wars with it). Known to spontaneously insert random song lyrics and movie quotes into conversations.

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Hellcaste's Wife • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

“How Everything Works”: 30 Pics From This Page That Will Probably Teach You Something New

I'd think a Psychologist would be a Doctor of Mind...Psychiatrists are pretty much meds only.

40 Memes That Capture Humor, Chaos, And Everything In Between

I've written multiple, that more than paid the bills, and my husband never once cracked the cover(s). My kids did, though!

Hellcaste's Wife • commented on a post 4 days ago

40 Interesting Historical Photos You Wouldn’t Find In History Textbooks

It was an awesome movie, though! "Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken"

Hellcaste's Wife • upvoted an item 4 days ago

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

So is that the paw they do the murderin' with, or the paw they sign their name with?

Hellcaste's Wife • commented on 7 posts 1 week ago

If You Feel Like The World Is Going To Hell, These 50 Positive Stories May Change Your Mind

I don't like how I have to pay for a subscription to see everything now.

50 Wholesome Pics From The “Wholesome Meets The Internet” Account To Brighten Up Your Day (New Pics)

That's a future teacher right there!

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Hellcaste's Wife • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

“Which Real-Life Cheat Codes Do You Know?” (33 Answers)

Yeah, well ... until I learned some tasks are measured in microsoft-minutes

"Is This Real Water?": 45 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Ever Been Asked

We code to make it idiot-proof but they keep churning out idiots who are idioter

Hellcaste's Wife • commented on 14 posts 2 weeks ago

30 Times A Simple "You Up?" Text Escalated Beyond Anyone's Expectations

I have to admit, my curiosity is piqued!

We All Need A Break From The Sad Reality So Here Are 50 Uplifting Stories (New Pics)

I went back at 44. If anything, it was better than when I went the first time at 18!

30 Times A Simple "You Up?" Text Escalated Beyond Anyone's Expectations

I have to admit, my curiosity is piqued!

We All Need A Break From The Sad Reality So Here Are 50 Uplifting Stories (New Pics)

I went back at 44. If anything, it was better than when I went the first time at 18!

“My Mother Said I ‘Ruined Her Birthday’”: 30 Times People Saw Just How Toxic Their Family Was

Same. I'm the youngest by 11 years; they were 17, 15, 13 and 11 when I was born. My opinion still doesn't matter. IDGAF, I haven't talked to my siblings in years. It's whatever at this point.

30 TikTok Screenshots That Left People Questioning Everything (New Pics)

This is called ADHD/ADD and I suffer from it daily at work.

30 TikTok Screenshots That Left People Questioning Everything (New Pics)

Everyone in the family that vapes, makes this crabby claw hand gesture. We all know instantly what they want.

30 TikTok Screenshots That Left People Questioning Everything (New Pics)

And even if you WERE friendly, that was school, yo! (I'm the same way with coworkers now LOL)

30 TikTok Screenshots That Left People Questioning Everything (New Pics)

I don't care how many times I see this, I still crack up! It's my husband and son in a nutshell!

30 TikTok Screenshots That Left People Questioning Everything (New Pics)

It's all fun and games until you go to a Mexican place and get a 60-page menu!

30 TikTok Screenshots That Left People Questioning Everything (New Pics)

I was more of Buffy and Supernatural xover kind of gal LOL

30 Times Thanksgiving Took A Terrible Or Hilarious Turn

Thanksgiving 2020, during the end of the worst of COVID. My daughter and her husband were over for dinner. Keep in mind, her husband is in law enforcement in the Navy. My teenage son keeps annoying them. Finally, as a joke, my SIL grabs his cuffs and cuffs my son's hands behind his back. Then promptly remembers, "Oh, s**t! The keys are back home (over an hour away) on my nightstand!" They had to drive down to the sheriff's station and get a cop to come and get my son out of handcuffs just as everyone was sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner. The deputy almost pissed himself he laughed so hard when he heard the story. Neither my son nor my SIL will ever live this down! LOL

30 Times Thanksgiving Took A Terrible Or Hilarious Turn

I'd never heard of this game and Googled. I can 100% confirm I'd too break a chair playing it! I'm too competitive for games like that! LOL

50 People Who Had Someone Else’s Back Online And Did It In The Most Wholesome Way (New Pics)

They do. And they're wonderful!

50 People Who Had Someone Else’s Back Online And Did It In The Most Wholesome Way (New Pics)

Partly due to how I am, I've always said that those who laugh the loudest and try to make sure everyone else is having a good time, is usually the saddest. Just because I have it together in public doesn't mean I'm not slowly swirling the toilet bowl, ok?

50 Proud Pet Owners Share The Delightful Pets They Adopted In November

German Shepherd go through a "mouthing" phase where they try to gnaw on everything. Our white shepherd was the WORST! Luckily, he grew out of it within a few months and is the bestest boi EVER!

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Hellcaste's Wife • upvoted 13 items 2 weeks ago

30 Times A Simple "You Up?" Text Escalated Beyond Anyone's Expectations

You did not steal a dog, you freed a dog.

30 Times A Simple "You Up?" Text Escalated Beyond Anyone's Expectations

We really need the full stories on some of these. They're wild.

30 Times A Simple "You Up?" Text Escalated Beyond Anyone's Expectations

You did not steal a dog, you freed a dog.

30 Times A Simple "You Up?" Text Escalated Beyond Anyone's Expectations

We really need the full stories on some of these. They're wild.

50 Painfully Spot-On Memes To Enjoy On Your 3rd Coffee Break

Whenever my computer tells me it's trying to reconnect I bang my mouse on the desk a few times as if that will somehow do anything useful at all lol

30 TikTok Screenshots That Left People Questioning Everything (New Pics)

Yes and electronic menus are no comparison, you can't see the whole pages at a glance on your phone, I wont eat in places that don't have paper menus.

30 TikTok Screenshots That Left People Questioning Everything (New Pics)

No cause I do the same thing 😂 like no one is ever going to read this but I still feel judged. WHY.

“They Cannot Use A Computer”: 30 People Share Their Observations About Gen A

I think many of today's social problems stem directly from the 1990s "everybody gets a medal."

50 Painfully Spot-On Memes To Enjoy On Your 3rd Coffee Break

Unless we did it, to make us appear useful when we *fix* it again.

50 People Who Had Someone Else’s Back Online And Did It In The Most Wholesome Way (New Pics)

I can't watch Robin Williams movies any more. The pain is too close to the surface, and I see it too clearly.

30 Times Thanksgiving Took A Terrible Or Hilarious Turn

My mother cooked every Thanksgiving meal for 20 years and always the exact same dishes every year, including a three-bean salad. When I got older, I decided to take over the cooking duties one year and make my meal unique with everything made from scratch. When I told mom that I didn't make any bean salad, she just lost it. "What do you mean there's No BeAn SaLad!!!?" We all sit down to eat and the first thing she points out to everyone is that I didn't make bean salad. No one cared and were content with the meal I made. Just as we are serving ourselves, my mother gets up, gets in her car, and drives off. A half-hour later she comes back with all of the ingredients for, of course, the bean salad which she quickly throws together in a bowl and sets it on the table. Usually this salad needs a few hours to chill and develop flavor, so naturally her salad was bland. She spent the entire rest of the meal pouting and complaining about how bad the bean salad was.

30 Times Thanksgiving Took A Terrible Or Hilarious Turn

Your family needs to start watching the NFL on Thanksgiving

50 Painfully Spot-On Memes To Enjoy On Your 3rd Coffee Break

The only time it is a good thing is when it is due to a third party and we can say "Not my circus"

50 Proud Pet Owners Share The Delightful Pets They Adopted In November

You can like both cats and dogs-I'm bi-petsual.

50 Proud Pet Owners Share The Delightful Pets They Adopted In November

That's a Doberman. Just ask him.

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Hellcaste's Wife • submitted 2 new posts 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of Your Favorite Sci-Fi/Horror/Fantasy TV Shows And Why?

Hellcaste's Wife • submitted a list addition 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Scariest Experience While Home Alone? (Closed)

Hellcaste's Wife • submitted a list addition 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Creepiest Unexplained Thing That's Ever Happened To You? (Closed)

Hellcaste's Wife • submitted 18 list additions 1 year ago

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Hellcaste's Wife • commented on 2 posts 1 day ago

“How Everything Works”: 30 Pics From This Page That Will Probably Teach You Something New

I'd think a Psychologist would be a Doctor of Mind...Psychiatrists are pretty much meds only.

40 Memes That Capture Humor, Chaos, And Everything In Between

I've written multiple, that more than paid the bills, and my husband never once cracked the cover(s). My kids did, though!

Hellcaste's Wife • commented on a post 4 days ago

40 Interesting Historical Photos You Wouldn’t Find In History Textbooks

It was an awesome movie, though! "Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken"

Hellcaste's Wife • commented on 7 posts 1 week ago

“Which Real-Life Cheat Codes Do You Know?” (33 Answers)

I see what you did there!

“Which Real-Life Cheat Codes Do You Know?” (33 Answers)

Yeah, that's a big difference! Believe me!

“Which Real-Life Cheat Codes Do You Know?” (33 Answers)

I laughed at the "itchy juice" LOL

"Is This Real Water?": 45 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Ever Been Asked

"Worst Fails On The Gram": 50 Hilarious Pics Of People Failing

It's a wall with a tree in front of it.

If You Feel Like The World Is Going To Hell, These 50 Positive Stories May Change Your Mind

I don't like how I have to pay for a subscription to see everything now.

50 Wholesome Pics From The “Wholesome Meets The Internet” Account To Brighten Up Your Day (New Pics)

That's a future teacher right there!

Hellcaste's Wife • commented on 10 posts 2 weeks ago

30 Times A Simple "You Up?" Text Escalated Beyond Anyone's Expectations

I have to admit, my curiosity is piqued!

We All Need A Break From The Sad Reality So Here Are 50 Uplifting Stories (New Pics)

I went back at 44. If anything, it was better than when I went the first time at 18!

“My Mother Said I ‘Ruined Her Birthday’”: 30 Times People Saw Just How Toxic Their Family Was

Same. I'm the youngest by 11 years; they were 17, 15, 13 and 11 when I was born. My opinion still doesn't matter. IDGAF, I haven't talked to my siblings in years. It's whatever at this point.

30 TikTok Screenshots That Left People Questioning Everything (New Pics)

This is called ADHD/ADD and I suffer from it daily at work.

30 TikTok Screenshots That Left People Questioning Everything (New Pics)

Everyone in the family that vapes, makes this crabby claw hand gesture. We all know instantly what they want.

30 TikTok Screenshots That Left People Questioning Everything (New Pics)

And even if you WERE friendly, that was school, yo! (I'm the same way with coworkers now LOL)

30 TikTok Screenshots That Left People Questioning Everything (New Pics)

I don't care how many times I see this, I still crack up! It's my husband and son in a nutshell!

30 TikTok Screenshots That Left People Questioning Everything (New Pics)

It's all fun and games until you go to a Mexican place and get a 60-page menu!

30 TikTok Screenshots That Left People Questioning Everything (New Pics)

I was more of Buffy and Supernatural xover kind of gal LOL

30 Times Thanksgiving Took A Terrible Or Hilarious Turn

Hellcaste's Wife • upvoted an item 4 days ago

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

So is that the paw they do the murderin' with, or the paw they sign their name with?

Hellcaste's Wife • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

“Which Real-Life Cheat Codes Do You Know?” (33 Answers)

Yeah, well ... until I learned some tasks are measured in microsoft-minutes

"Is This Real Water?": 45 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Ever Been Asked

We code to make it idiot-proof but they keep churning out idiots who are idioter

Hellcaste's Wife • upvoted 17 items 2 weeks ago

30 TikTok Screenshots That Left People Questioning Everything (New Pics)

Yes and electronic menus are no comparison, you can't see the whole pages at a glance on your phone, I wont eat in places that don't have paper menus.

30 Times A Simple "You Up?" Text Escalated Beyond Anyone's Expectations

We really need the full stories on some of these. They're wild.

30 Times A Simple "You Up?" Text Escalated Beyond Anyone's Expectations

You did not steal a dog, you freed a dog.

50 Painfully Spot-On Memes To Enjoy On Your 3rd Coffee Break

Whenever my computer tells me it's trying to reconnect I bang my mouse on the desk a few times as if that will somehow do anything useful at all lol

50 Painfully Spot-On Memes To Enjoy On Your 3rd Coffee Break

The only time it is a good thing is when it is due to a third party and we can say "Not my circus"

50 Painfully Spot-On Memes To Enjoy On Your 3rd Coffee Break

Unless we did it, to make us appear useful when we *fix* it again.

30 TikTok Screenshots That Left People Questioning Everything (New Pics)

No cause I do the same thing 😂 like no one is ever going to read this but I still feel judged. WHY.

“They Cannot Use A Computer”: 30 People Share Their Observations About Gen A

I think many of today's social problems stem directly from the 1990s "everybody gets a medal."

50 People Who Had Someone Else’s Back Online And Did It In The Most Wholesome Way (New Pics)

I can't watch Robin Williams movies any more. The pain is too close to the surface, and I see it too clearly.

30 Times Thanksgiving Took A Terrible Or Hilarious Turn

Your family needs to start watching the NFL on Thanksgiving

50 People Express Their Parenting Experiences Through These Funny Tweets (November Edition)

Front seat. I used to ride in the back window.

50 Proud Pet Owners Share The Delightful Pets They Adopted In November

That's a Doberman. Just ask him.

50 Proud Pet Owners Share The Delightful Pets They Adopted In November

You can like both cats and dogs-I'm bi-petsual.

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Her parents caught us mid-elopement in the backyard, just as her dog—draped in a scarf—was about to officiate. Fifty stuffed animals looked on as witnesses, their button eyes filled with silent judgment. Before we could seal the deal, her mom called out, “Hey, come inside, it’s time for lunch.” So, we abandoned our vows, switched gears, and spent the afternoon playing pirate and princess instead. We never went back to our wedding day after that. Guess the magic was one-time-only.