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Surfing Panda • commented on 3 posts 3 weeks ago

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Surfing Panda • commented on 4 posts 1 month ago

"The Ick": 30 Things Women Do That Make Them Less Attractive To Guys

Actually valid anywhere. Even when I was young girls would put up so much makeup that they started to look beige... and of course only the face. So in complete dissonance with the rest of their skincolour, like throat and neck area.

"The Ick": 30 Things Women Do That Make Them Less Attractive To Guys

Noticed this this summer on holiday during the daytime at the hotelpool. Two teenagers with eyelashes looking like they were going to play an adult movie. Horrible.

"The Ick": 30 Things Women Do That Make Them Less Attractive To Guys

Noticed this this summer on holiday during the daytime at the hotelpool. Two teenagers with eyelashes looking like they were going to play an adult movie. Horrible.

25 'Non-Nepo' Celebrities Who Grew Up In Poverty And Made It On Their Own

Daddy was a diplomat and mommy was an opera singer.... Poor little kid....sure. Who's next in this list ? Lenny Kravitz?

“Would Never Be Okay If The Roles Were Reversed”: 40 Creepy Things Women Say To Men

I've been in a number of situations like this. Usually they try to push you so you would do something similar, then they can complain about us being inappropriate. They try to win on both fronts: you react=you're behaving inappropriately. You don't react or you tell them to stop=you're a homosexual.

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Surfing Panda • upvoted an item 1 month ago

25 'Non-Nepo' Celebrities Who Grew Up In Poverty And Made It On Their Own

Don’t give me that we were poor c**p 💩 if you lived NEXT DOOR TO Nastassja Kinski, I’m sure you weren’t that bad off. 🤷‍♀️

Surfing Panda • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

30 Deleted Celebrity Tweets That People Took Screenshots Of, So Now They Will Live On Forever

Good luck with that....

30 Deleted Celebrity Tweets That People Took Screenshots Of, So Now They Will Live On Forever

It's a conspiracy by the time stealers.....!

Surfing Panda • commented on 5 posts 4 months ago

40 Seriously Confusing Pics That Need To Be Looked At Twice To Understand What’s Happening (New Pics)

I need that paint.

40 Seriously Confusing Pics That Need To Be Looked At Twice To Understand What’s Happening (New Pics)

Slovakian spy dog.

40 Seriously Confusing Pics That Need To Be Looked At Twice To Understand What’s Happening (New Pics)

I need that paint.

40 Seriously Confusing Pics That Need To Be Looked At Twice To Understand What’s Happening (New Pics)

Slovakian spy dog.

40 Seriously Confusing Pics That Need To Be Looked At Twice To Understand What’s Happening (New Pics)

Bark and all...

40 Seriously Confusing Pics That Need To Be Looked At Twice To Understand What’s Happening (New Pics)

Our gods need a new graphics card urgently.

40 Seriously Confusing Pics That Need To Be Looked At Twice To Understand What’s Happening (New Pics)

Got a itch? Need a friend?

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Surfing Panda • commented on 16 posts 5 months ago

40 Unbelievably Wrong Opinions About The Female Body That Were Shared Online (New Pics)

40.... like in the bible....😂

40 Unbelievably Wrong Opinions About The Female Body That Were Shared Online (New Pics)

... but how are .... say zucchinis chosen ...? 😂

40 Unbelievably Wrong Opinions About The Female Body That Were Shared Online (New Pics)

40.... like in the bible....😂

40 Unbelievably Wrong Opinions About The Female Body That Were Shared Online (New Pics)

... but how are .... say zucchinis chosen ...? 😂

40 Unbelievably Wrong Opinions About The Female Body That Were Shared Online (New Pics)

Hmmm...to organize???

40 Unbelievably Wrong Opinions About The Female Body That Were Shared Online (New Pics)

🤣🤣🤣

40 Unbelievably Wrong Opinions About The Female Body That Were Shared Online (New Pics)

Wtf.....

40 Unbelievably Wrong Opinions About The Female Body That Were Shared Online (New Pics)

To be fair it's not a cathedral, keeping the same reference picture it would be more like a tiny beach cabine. Also if you have that kind of vegetation inside... go see a doctor.

This Online Group Shares The Cringiest Cases Of “Oops, Didn’t Mean To,” And Here Are The 30 Best (New Pics)

Nah... schizophrenic

50 Chaotic Signs People Shared To This Facebook Group That You Can’t Help But Laugh At

So, is this a warning to the wild animals that there will be children?

50 Chaotic Signs People Shared To This Facebook Group That You Can’t Help But Laugh At

The wait is ogre...

“I’ll Never Be Able To Forget”: 30 People Reveal How They Exposed Their Cheating Partner

Her not knowing about his early vasectomy is weird. But not impossible. Could be a man in his 40ies or 50ies that relais with a younger woman.

“I’ll Never Be Able To Forget”: 30 People Reveal How They Exposed Their Cheating Partner

I would have joined in.... but hey, that's me 🙃

“I’ll Never Be Able To Forget”: 30 People Reveal How They Exposed Their Cheating Partner

Getting all the blame, while there's as much to blame on both sides...I know the feeling.

“I’ll Never Be Able To Forget”: 30 People Reveal How They Exposed Their Cheating Partner

.... maybe he was adopted... and found his biological parents.... lol

30 Normalized Things In Movies And TV That Rarely Happen In Real Life, If At All

I'll give a little hint: it's a TV show or a movie. They have between 30 mins to 90 mins to tell a story, sometimes covering multiple days, sometimes decades. They don't have time to wait 5 mins every time someone rings the doorbell or the phone. Music is there to give a mood, a feeling. Same as lighting. Also please do not compare cheap soapstories and serious movies. I don't think Charlize looked perfect in Monster.

30 Normalized Things In Movies And TV That Rarely Happen In Real Life, If At All

This person never had much passion in his/her life...

30 Normalized Things In Movies And TV That Rarely Happen In Real Life, If At All

It's expensive, but you can buy that.

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Surfing Panda • upvoted 3 items 5 months ago

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Surfing Panda • commented on 6 posts 6 months ago

“What Mysterious Thing Happened To You That You Still Can’t Explain?” (30 Answers)

Thinking the same...???

“What Mysterious Thing Happened To You That You Still Can’t Explain?” (30 Answers)

A memory of an alternate life.

“What Mysterious Thing Happened To You That You Still Can’t Explain?” (30 Answers)

Thinking the same...???

“What Mysterious Thing Happened To You That You Still Can’t Explain?” (30 Answers)

A memory of an alternate life.

50 Younger Generation Trends Older People Just Can’t Wrap Their Heads Around

I don't like them.... but that's not half as bad as all the silly cones (not a typo), lipfillers, buttfillers, and oh....piercings everywhere.... even if they can't talk properly anymore because of them...

50 Younger Generation Trends Older People Just Can’t Wrap Their Heads Around

When they randomly try to quiz young people in the streets about general knowledge....🤯

50 Younger Generation Trends Older People Just Can’t Wrap Their Heads Around

This higher!

30 Art Icons Manipulated To Pose As Present Social Media Influencers, And The Result Is Spot-On (New Pics)

She actually looks like a colleague of mine...

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Surfing Panda • submitted a new post 5 years ago

Challenges

#10 Year Challenge

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Surfing Panda • commented on 3 posts 3 weeks ago

50 Pics Of Disaster Waiting Just Around The Corner, As Shared By People Online

Just a little spider...

50 Pics Of Disaster Waiting Just Around The Corner, As Shared By People Online

Mine...mine...mine...

50 Pics Of Disaster Waiting Just Around The Corner, As Shared By People Online

She's fine... now

Surfing Panda • commented on 4 posts 1 month ago

"The Ick": 30 Things Women Do That Make Them Less Attractive To Guys

Noticed this this summer on holiday during the daytime at the hotelpool. Two teenagers with eyelashes looking like they were going to play an adult movie. Horrible.

25 'Non-Nepo' Celebrities Who Grew Up In Poverty And Made It On Their Own

Daddy was a diplomat and mommy was an opera singer.... Poor little kid....sure. Who's next in this list ? Lenny Kravitz?

“Would Never Be Okay If The Roles Were Reversed”: 40 Creepy Things Women Say To Men

Surfing Panda • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

30 Deleted Celebrity Tweets That People Took Screenshots Of, So Now They Will Live On Forever

Good luck with that....

30 Deleted Celebrity Tweets That People Took Screenshots Of, So Now They Will Live On Forever

It's a conspiracy by the time stealers.....!

Surfing Panda • commented on 5 posts 4 months ago

40 Seriously Confusing Pics That Need To Be Looked At Twice To Understand What’s Happening (New Pics)

I need that paint.

40 Seriously Confusing Pics That Need To Be Looked At Twice To Understand What’s Happening (New Pics)

Slovakian spy dog.

40 Seriously Confusing Pics That Need To Be Looked At Twice To Understand What’s Happening (New Pics)

Bark and all...

40 Seriously Confusing Pics That Need To Be Looked At Twice To Understand What’s Happening (New Pics)

Our gods need a new graphics card urgently.

40 Seriously Confusing Pics That Need To Be Looked At Twice To Understand What’s Happening (New Pics)

Got a itch? Need a friend?

Surfing Panda • commented on 6 posts 5 months ago

40 Unbelievably Wrong Opinions About The Female Body That Were Shared Online (New Pics)

40.... like in the bible....😂

40 Unbelievably Wrong Opinions About The Female Body That Were Shared Online (New Pics)

... but how are .... say zucchinis chosen ...? 😂

40 Unbelievably Wrong Opinions About The Female Body That Were Shared Online (New Pics)

Hmmm...to organize???

40 Unbelievably Wrong Opinions About The Female Body That Were Shared Online (New Pics)

🤣🤣🤣

40 Unbelievably Wrong Opinions About The Female Body That Were Shared Online (New Pics)

Wtf.....

40 Unbelievably Wrong Opinions About The Female Body That Were Shared Online (New Pics)

To be fair it's not a cathedral, keeping the same reference picture it would be more like a tiny beach cabine. Also if you have that kind of vegetation inside... go see a doctor.

Surfing Panda • upvoted 3 items 1 month ago

"The Ick": 30 Things Women Do That Make Them Less Attractive To Guys

It's the female equivalent of a dude calling themselves an "Alpha Male". Instant red flag.

25 'Non-Nepo' Celebrities Who Grew Up In Poverty And Made It On Their Own

Don’t give me that we were poor c**p 💩 if you lived NEXT DOOR TO Nastassja Kinski, I’m sure you weren’t that bad off. 🤷‍♀️

“Would Never Be Okay If The Roles Were Reversed”: 40 Creepy Things Women Say To Men

Seeing you at your worst will often tell people that your best couldn't possibly be worth it.

Surfing Panda • upvoted 4 items 5 months ago

40 Unbelievably Wrong Opinions About The Female Body That Were Shared Online (New Pics)

Have gay sex then, it makes you manlier (life hacks)

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Reasons-No-One-Wants-Work-Anymore

Surfing Panda • upvoted 4 items 6 months ago

DozySkunk reply

Millennial here: Baffled at the number of people having children with various "baby daddies" and "baby mamas" that all seem to be horrible people. Do they not vet their partners at all before making them parents? It's like there's not even the expectation anymore that two people would raise their kids together. (Note: This probably sounds judgemental, but I genuinely am just baffled.).

Justavladjaycemain reply

For a generation that loves social media, we are very anti-social. Lots of us cannot hold conversations or try to avoid them entirely. Another thing is how terrible literacy is amongst this generation while also loving social media. Cell phones have caused pure brain rot as people cannot function without them at all which baffles me. My parents didn’t buy me a phone until I was a sophomore in high school and it drove me nuts when people asked me how to do this or that without thinking prior to use common sense and figure it out. Critical thinking hit a massive decline from what I have noticed as well. Hope this comment isn’t harsh but being a part of one of the young generations I’m frustrated and annoyed. Please enlighten me if I am just wrong about any of this.