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Joshua Nowell

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Joshua Nowell

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Hi! My anme is Joshua Nowell! I like to play video games, eat, and have fun with my dogs! I am 13 and have a great sence of humor. Please follow me!

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Joshua Nowell • submitted 3 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is One Embarrassing Thing You Lie Awake Thinking About At Night? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Worst Injurie Someone Has Given You? (Closed)

Joshua Nowell • upvoted 23 items 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is One Embarrassing Thing You Lie Awake Thinking About At Night?

One time, after school, about 4 or 5 years ago, my parents took us to Costco,(the store). and I managed to stain my pants before we went in (from the juice I was drinking). This happens to me a lot, so my mother packed a pair of shorts for me, just in case. now, my sister was a cheerleader at the time, and I was into basketball. my dad told me to go put on the shorts, and I found the "shorts", and spent about 10 minutes putting them on. when I got out, my dad took one look at me and put me back into the car, and the told me that the "shorts" I was wearing mere actually MY SISTERS CHEARLEADING SKIRT. I had to have my dad actually watch me pick out the right shorts and put them on before we went in.

Hey Pandas, What Is One Embarrassing Thing You Lie Awake Thinking About At Night?

so one time, about 5 or 6 years ago, I lived in another place and went to a different school than I do now (Thank GOD). during my time at that school, I was really into Diary of a Wimpy Kid books(DOAWK for short), and I was also at the young phase where I would copy anything I see in a book, TV show, or real life. I was reading the one DOAWK book (the hard truth, I think) where Greg need some new friends, and he lists some people he definitely won't be friends with, and one of them was a guy who pulled his pants all the way down to use the urinal. like, to his ankles, where everyone could see his behind (I think we all know where this is going). So, one day, the bathroom was pretty crowded, so while using the urinal, I decided to PULL MY PANTS DOWN TO MY ANKLES! EVERYONE COULD SEE MY REAR END! WHAT THE HECK WAS I THINKING? Thank goodness I'm in a new school now.

Hey Pandas, What Is One Embarrassing Thing You Lie Awake Thinking About At Night?

Hey Pandas, What Is The Worst Injurie Someone Has Given You?

one time, about a few years ago, It was hailing outside, and I put on my coat and went outside to see what the hail felt like. the hail wasn't big, just like little droplets, just hitting harmlessly on my skin. I don't know if the cold numbed my brain a little, since I had living in this house for years, but on the way back inside, I slammed the door on my index and middle fingernail. HARD. the index finger instantly turned blue and red, while my middle finger slowly turned just red. I passed out on the couch and went to the hospital later. my fingers stayed that way for a couple months, before they returned to normal. the index fingernail actually fell off, and under it was a little baby nail. it eventually grew to a semi-normal size, and to this day, my index fingernail is just ever-so-slightly smaller than my other one.

Hey Pandas, What Is One Embarrassing Thing You Lie Awake Thinking About At Night?

Oh god. Here we go. In my house, it is a common ritual to say "YOUR MOM :something that someone else called you:" So one day, my sister said, "You're gonna die!" while we played video games. My mom was in the room. What did I say? "YOUR MOM'S GONNA DIE!" Let's just say, not my best moment.