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asdf • upvoted 38 items 3 years ago

40 Times People Were Unbelievably Stupid, As Shared By This Online Group

Walmart Is All Out Of Fs To Give

Extremely Dark Comics By The Famous Joan Cornella (38 Pics)

Career politicians, influencers, finance majors...........................

Some People Really Need To Stop Thinking About A Damn Rock

50 Times Companies Posted Such Witty Comebacks On Social Media, People Just Had To Share It

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Microsoft Told It Like It Was

My 21 Ridiculously Absurd Comics Based On Halloween Prompts

when all else fails

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Jokes And Memes Many Of Us Will Probably Relate To (50 Pics)

Mine still does this....and then I'm just left standing there like "couldn't you just laugh at move on?"

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Jokes And Memes Many Of Us Will Probably Relate To (50 Pics)

Yes....I admit...this is me. Lol

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Jokes And Memes Many Of Us Will Probably Relate To (50 Pics)

for me it is exactly the opposite

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Jokes And Memes Many Of Us Will Probably Relate To (50 Pics)

k so it's not just me that does this

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Jokes And Memes Many Of Us Will Probably Relate To (50 Pics)

Just sayin I'm in an online lesson right now and I check this like evry 2 mins

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Jokes And Memes Many Of Us Will Probably Relate To (50 Pics)

I think thats how it is with most people. Its impossible to be happy all the time... sure, for some life is harder and some have it easier - but i will never believe the myth about having a "happy life" (as a constant state of being happy). Just happy moments.

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Jokes And Memes Many Of Us Will Probably Relate To (50 Pics)

The one and only!

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I was at Food and Wine in early September, and it was HOT and HUMID. A child was SCREAMING in his stroller because he was on the brink of passing out from the heat, and his parents were ignoring him while they got beer from a booth. After they got their beer, the mom casually gave him a sip of water from a water bottle. It broke my heart.

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Jokes And Memes Many Of Us Will Probably Relate To (50 Pics)

That dog is SO CUTE!!!

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Jokes And Memes Many Of Us Will Probably Relate To (50 Pics)

I think most people sound really extroverted online because they dont have the energy to be like that in real life. Texting "HIIII!!!!" online is much easier than saying it irl

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Jokes And Memes Many Of Us Will Probably Relate To (50 Pics)

*me seeing my old posts and cringing so hard*

This Twitter Page Is Dedicated To Jokes And Memes Many Of Us Will Probably Relate To (50 Pics)

Absolutely me! But after 10 years I'm starting to suspect that doing nothing could be the cause. I'm not sure though, so I'll invest few more years into checking this theory. Maybe double checking...

My 21 Ridiculously Absurd Comics Based On Halloween Prompts

That's a lot of shits.

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It

I was burgled twice in 6 weeks. The police told me that the thieves leave the time for insurance replacements. However a family member died and I was too busy. So they emptied my large chest freezer instead. (But left the frozen liver!)

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It

So I do the opposite. I've got zero valuables except my laptop. So I leave the curtains open. Burglars won't take books.

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It

wow. You need to choose better friends.

Based On The Prompt "Plant"

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asdf • commented on a post 3 years ago

50 Times Companies Posted Such Witty Comebacks On Social Media, People Just Had To Share It

so, our lesson is, never mess with Wendy's or else you're gonna get burned bad

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asdf • commented on 18 posts 3 years ago

50 Times Companies Posted Such Witty Comebacks On Social Media, People Just Had To Share It

so, our lesson is, never mess with Wendy's or else you're gonna get burned bad

30 Things That Super Rich People Actually Spend Their Money On, As Shared By People Who've Worked For Them

The...the FOOD. Was wasted. They could've gave em to people that can't afford food, yet they wasted the food?

35 Entitled People Revealing Their True Colors (New Pics)

this post made me lose hope in humanity. Again.

35 Entitled People Revealing Their True Colors (New Pics)

"Using men as a cash cow is nothing wrong" this is stupid.

35 Entitled People Revealing Their True Colors (New Pics)

"I am cheating on you, but I shall say I love you and if you probably find out about me cheating, you are disrespectful" "You must give me all your social media passwords but I don't have to. If you demand that I give my passwords too, then you don't respect my privacy" what.is.wrong.with.people

35 Entitled People Revealing Their True Colors (New Pics)

What, the server must not have other feelings and expressions if they want their living wage? What a very entitled person.

35 Entitled People Revealing Their True Colors (New Pics)

Words that are offensive in our language must be also offensive in other languages, even if they mean different things!1!1!1!1!1 /s

35 Entitled People Revealing Their True Colors (New Pics)

gross, she'll pay for all of that

35 Entitled People Revealing Their True Colors (New Pics)

Who? Who just comes outta nowhere and text a literal stranger how "iTs yOuR jOb tO pRoTeCt mE, a LiTerAl sTrAnGeR wHo yOu oBvIoUsLy kNoW bEcAuSe yOu aRe a mAn aNd I aM a wOmAn !1!1!1!1!1"

35 Entitled People Revealing Their True Colors (New Pics)

This is very stupid. There are about more than a thousand Kay's in this world, so the parent's gonna ask why are they all named Kay, or what?

35 Entitled People Revealing Their True Colors (New Pics)

Wait a minute, English isn't the USA's national language, and if the parent gets offended by the son speaking Spanish, why isn't the parent offended by the son speaking English? After all, it's not the national language of the USA.

35 Entitled People Revealing Their True Colors (New Pics)

If I was that girl, why, I would be very grateful and happy the guy took me to Applebee's.

This Online Group Condemns Horrible People And Here's 50 Of The Worst Ones

I have almost no more hope in humanity after reading all of this.

This Online Group Condemns Horrible People And Here's 50 Of The Worst Ones

Poor orcas.

This Online Group Condemns Horrible People And Here's 50 Of The Worst Ones

Poor dog. The owner doesn't even deserve a pet.

This Online Group Condemns Horrible People And Here's 50 Of The Worst Ones

this person is such sickening trash.

This Online Group Condemns Horrible People And Here's 50 Of The Worst Ones

Options are: A. Nothing. B. Nothing. C. Nothing.

This Online Group Condemns Horrible People And Here's 50 Of The Worst Ones

I really hate those arsonist jerks.

asdf • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago

50 Signs That Only Exist Because Some People Are Beyond Terrible

Who could do that to the good boi? Shame! Shame!

40 Times People Were Unbelievably Stupid, As Shared By This Online Group

Some People Really Need To Stop Thinking About A Damn Rock

Extremely Dark Comics By The Famous Joan Cornella (38 Pics)

Career politicians, influencers, finance majors...........................

Walmart Is All Out Of Fs To Give

"There Was An Attempt": People Share The Worst Fails They've Seen (50 New Pics)

froggy nopes out

To Sell Bigger Burgers

"There Was An Attempt": People Share The Worst Fails They've Seen (50 New Pics)

they should take advantage and make a fifth-pounder

"There Was An Attempt": People Share The Worst Fails They've Seen (50 New Pics)

Busted!

To Give The Worst Land

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It

So I do the opposite. I've got zero valuables except my laptop. So I leave the curtains open. Burglars won't take books.

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It

wow. You need to choose better friends.

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One thing on Reddit I read was that having a pair of large work boots on the porch next to the door can deter burglars (unless they know you). It basically says "Someone is home right now, it its possibly a big dude who can hurt you."

30 Ex-Burglars Reveal The Signs Of Your Home Being Targeted And How To Avoid It

Things-That-Make-People-Burglary-Target

Don't post anything on social media until you have gotten back home. I can't tell you how many neighbors and family have gotten robbed because of this.