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Dumb teenager • upvoted an item 11 hours ago

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

Please link a reputable source.

Dumb teenager • commented on a post 21 hours ago

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

What did I do to deserve such fowl language?

Dumb teenager • upvoted 21 items 1 day ago

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

I suspect the point of that sentence was that the Police had made a serious procedural violation and humiliated the client in the process, thus being grounds for a defence. I doubt it was meant to imply that this was standard practice.

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

Duck off!

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

Duck off!

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

What a clusterfuck.

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

But not the ability.

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

Haha. Seriously though, I think he was worried where those prints were going place him in relation to other crimes he may not have yet been caught for.?

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

How embarrassing for the bailiff to have one of his side hustle clients recognize him at his day job.

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

Yup, SO proud of some of our Michigan citizens.

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

It's a country, not a theme park.

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

To be fair, this was never an easy win. The defense would certainly have mentioned that the machine was malfunctioning and that they put a big sign on it, right?

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

What if it goes beyond a civil matter, and somebody sentences Canada to 5 years in prison?

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

But not a "dumb thing," right?

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

That judge is problematic

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Dumb teenager • commented on 5 posts 1 day ago

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

My great great great aunties third cousins step fathers dogwalkers best mate was Irish, so so am I! /j

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Would you rather die of infection or starvation?

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

My great great great aunties third cousins step fathers dogwalkers best mate was Irish, so so am I! /j

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Would you rather die of infection or starvation?

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

I recon it’s ducks 🦆

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

Not necessarily, many people just have a short temper

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

How do you know it’s a store? I can’t see any price tags or other indicators

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Dumb teenager • upvoted 4 items 2 days ago

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

My point, exactly.

Stunning Underwater Photography Of Marine Life By Rachel Moore (42 Pics)

there is a whole ocean planet in the eye!

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

My point, exactly.

Stunning Underwater Photography Of Marine Life By Rachel Moore (42 Pics)

there is a whole ocean planet in the eye!

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

A duck, followed by a smaller duck, and a smaller duck, and finally an egg

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

Best to buy the condoms first.

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Dumb teenager • commented on 8 posts 2 days ago

If You Make Fewer Than 3 Mistakes, It Means You Were Really Good At Chemistry Back In School

Only relates to the periodic table. No organic chem, no Gibbs free energy, no types of reactions, no equilibrium systems, no enthalpy calculations

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

Question: if he took 2 of everything, did he take fish as well? And if so, why?

If You Make Fewer Than 3 Mistakes, It Means You Were Really Good At Chemistry Back In School

Only relates to the periodic table. No organic chem, no Gibbs free energy, no types of reactions, no equilibrium systems, no enthalpy calculations

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

Question: if he took 2 of everything, did he take fish as well? And if so, why?

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

Just don’t try the dessert options, the chocolates are terrible

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

They’re probably best mates doing this to mess with passerby’s

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

Only if the jar is sealed

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

Will be removed at time of sign removal

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

Ten bucks says the whole neighborhood does it now they’ve seen the sign

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

OFFICER, I DROP KICKED THAT BABY IN SELF DEFENSE

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Dumb teenager • commented on a post 21 hours ago

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

What did I do to deserve such fowl language?

Dumb teenager • commented on 5 posts 1 day ago

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

My great great great aunties third cousins step fathers dogwalkers best mate was Irish, so so am I! /j

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Would you rather die of infection or starvation?

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

I recon it’s ducks 🦆

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

Not necessarily, many people just have a short temper

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

How do you know it’s a store? I can’t see any price tags or other indicators

Dumb teenager • commented on 12 posts 2 days ago

If You Make Fewer Than 3 Mistakes, It Means You Were Really Good At Chemistry Back In School

Only relates to the periodic table. No organic chem, no Gibbs free energy, no types of reactions, no equilibrium systems, no enthalpy calculations

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

Question: if he took 2 of everything, did he take fish as well? And if so, why?

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

Just don’t try the dessert options, the chocolates are terrible

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

They’re probably best mates doing this to mess with passerby’s

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

Only if the jar is sealed

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

Will be removed at time of sign removal

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

Ten bucks says the whole neighborhood does it now they’ve seen the sign

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

OFFICER, I DROP KICKED THAT BABY IN SELF DEFENSE

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

Only if they see you🤫

50 Signs So Ridiculous They’re Actually Brilliant, As Spotted By People Online (New Pics)

Ingredients: protons, neutrons and electrons. Photons not included. May be present: gravitons

The “Now That’s Funny” IG Page Shares 50 Unhinged And Relatable Memes

Best graffiti idea I’ve ever heard

The “Now That’s Funny” IG Page Shares 50 Unhinged And Relatable Memes

Just one. We’re gonna need a steamroller

Dumb teenager • commented on 2 posts 3 days ago

30 Brilliantly Sarcastic Comics By Anton Gudim That Capture Life’s Ironies (New Pics)

This is probably the only one here I actually understand so far

30 Brilliantly Sarcastic Comics By Anton Gudim That Capture Life’s Ironies (New Pics)

something to do with us evolving for life on land, only to relearn how to swim for fun?

Dumb teenager • upvoted 14 items 12 hours ago

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

Please link a reputable source.

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

Haha. Seriously though, I think he was worried where those prints were going place him in relation to other crimes he may not have yet been caught for.?

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

To be fair, this was never an easy win. The defense would certainly have mentioned that the machine was malfunctioning and that they put a big sign on it, right?

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

What a clusterfuck.

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

How embarrassing for the bailiff to have one of his side hustle clients recognize him at his day job.

Okay-Parsley reply

Anyone see the video of a guy doing an online court hearing for driving without a license, he answers the call while he's driving. Without a license.

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

Yup, SO proud of some of our Michigan citizens.

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

What if it goes beyond a civil matter, and somebody sentences Canada to 5 years in prison?

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

It's a country, not a theme park.

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

That judge is problematic

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

But not the ability.

50 Pics Showing The Doings Of Insufferable Family Members (New Pics)

Duck off!

“Added 9 Years To A Short Sentence”: 50 Lawyers Recall The Stupidest Things Clients Have Done

But not a "dumb thing," right?

Dumb teenager • upvoted 6 items 1 day ago

Broutythecat reply

They try to explain to me, an Italian, that they're just as Italian as me because their great great great grandfather's second cousin's aunt was italian, then proceed to lecture me on what being italian really means, then tell me I'm wrong about my own country and culture.