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Dumb teenager • upvoted 13 items 5 hours ago

45 Hilarious Memes That Are Based On Accurate Events That Might Satisfy Your Inner Historian

Steve Irwin?

45 Hilarious Memes That Are Based On Accurate Events That Might Satisfy Your Inner Historian

Then they were innocent, as are you, in all that England did to Ireland in history. We can acknowledge our ancestors actions without having to suffer for them. The choices they made, good or bad, were theirs, not ours.

45 Hilarious Memes That Are Based On Accurate Events That Might Satisfy Your Inner Historian

Steve Irwin?

45 Hilarious Memes That Are Based On Accurate Events That Might Satisfy Your Inner Historian

“What’s Going On Right Now That Most People Have No Idea About?” (35 Answers)

Sleep by the look of it!

45 Hilarious Memes That Are Based On Accurate Events That Might Satisfy Your Inner Historian

No, your ancestors were! - Sincerely, the Irish

45 Hilarious Memes That Are Based On Accurate Events That Might Satisfy Your Inner Historian

And we didn't even mention Mao and his war against sparrows...

“What’s Going On Right Now That Most People Have No Idea About?” (35 Answers)

We heard about it in Australia

“What’s Going On Right Now That Most People Have No Idea About?” (35 Answers)

very high energy drinks.

45 Hilarious Memes That Are Based On Accurate Events That Might Satisfy Your Inner Historian

They didn't win but fighting in such an outnumbered scenario is epitome of bravery

“What’s Going On Right Now That Most People Have No Idea About?” (35 Answers)

I looked this up. It's totally bogus. The people who counted it included all soldiers among the count of slaves, for instance

45 Hilarious Memes That Are Based On Accurate Events That Might Satisfy Your Inner Historian

And the Australians couldn't even beat the emus.

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Dumb teenager • commented on 7 posts 11 hours ago

35 Funny And Slightly Inappropriate Comics From ‘Fruit Gone Bad’ (New Pics)

I’m loving the newspaper captions

“What’s Going On Right Now That Most People Have No Idea About?” (35 Answers)

For those struggling with the acronyms AMOC is an ocean current system at risk of collapse. I still have no idea what BOE stands for unless the Bank of England poses an extinction level threat

35 Funny And Slightly Inappropriate Comics From ‘Fruit Gone Bad’ (New Pics)

I’m loving the newspaper captions

“What’s Going On Right Now That Most People Have No Idea About?” (35 Answers)

For those struggling with the acronyms AMOC is an ocean current system at risk of collapse. I still have no idea what BOE stands for unless the Bank of England poses an extinction level threat

“What’s Going On Right Now That Most People Have No Idea About?” (35 Answers)

That’s been all over global news (away least from an Australian perspective)

People Are Sharing Where The Lonely Kid From School Ended Up Later In Life (30 Stories)

Yeah I’m screwed

People Are Sharing Where The Lonely Kid From School Ended Up Later In Life (30 Stories)

How do you get invited to parties if you’re the wierd kid? I have literally never been invited to one, or to any social Gathering with more than 2 other people (unless you count birthday parties in early primary school)

45 Hilarious Memes That Are Based On Accurate Events That Might Satisfy Your Inner Historian

The Sikhs didn’t win according to Wikipedia

45 Hilarious Memes That Are Based On Accurate Events That Might Satisfy Your Inner Historian

I’m questioning the other results as well

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Dumb teenager • upvoted 4 items 1 day ago

45 Hilarious Memes That Are Based On Accurate Events That Might Satisfy Your Inner Historian

"When ze rockets go up, vho cares vhere zey come down...That's not mein department!"

“What’s Going On Right Now That Most People Have No Idea About?” (35 Answers)

Oh we are VERY aware of it in Europe. Death toll is in the 200s now.

45 Hilarious Memes That Are Based On Accurate Events That Might Satisfy Your Inner Historian

"When ze rockets go up, vho cares vhere zey come down...That's not mein department!"

“What’s Going On Right Now That Most People Have No Idea About?” (35 Answers)

Oh we are VERY aware of it in Europe. Death toll is in the 200s now.

50 Hilarious Random Memes That Grumpy Millennials Might Especially Enjoy

I am both in possession of a vulva and exactly 6ft in height. Some partners have been taller, some shorter (irrespective of genitalia). I like the shorties, because they are easier to lift, and if I can lean my chin on someone's head, that's pretty fun.

45 Former Believers Explain What Made Them Lose Their Faith

Nah. People are perfectly capable of raping and murdering and whatnot without religion.

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Dumb teenager • commented on 6 posts 1 day ago

50 Funny Memes For When You’re Too Tired To Do Anything Else

We had a whole silky oak sapling growing in ours (native Australian tree that can reach like 30 meters tall). I’m planning on planting it in the yard next weekend

50 Hilarious Random Memes That Grumpy Millennials Might Especially Enjoy

How about unprecedentedly good times?

50 Funny Memes For When You’re Too Tired To Do Anything Else

We had a whole silky oak sapling growing in ours (native Australian tree that can reach like 30 meters tall). I’m planning on planting it in the yard next weekend

50 Hilarious Random Memes That Grumpy Millennials Might Especially Enjoy

How about unprecedentedly good times?

50 Hilarious Random Memes That Grumpy Millennials Might Especially Enjoy

Problem is, you can get fired for that these days

50 Hilarious Random Memes That Grumpy Millennials Might Especially Enjoy

People just seem way too caught up in height

45 Former Believers Explain What Made Them Lose Their Faith

I feel like the reason that we still have so much devotion to religion in this age is that people have invested too much time and effort into it to admit to themselves that it’s all been for nothing. They don’t want to admit to themselves that they’ve wasted years worshipping fantasies

45 Former Believers Explain What Made Them Lose Their Faith

Not if you spend the whole time on your phone

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Dumb teenager • upvoted 8 items 2 days ago

45 Former Believers Explain What Made Them Lose Their Faith

You can sit in the back pew all day, who's going know?

50 Hilarious Random Memes That Grumpy Millennials Might Especially Enjoy

This is so incredibly true. If you’re ever having doubts over whether a new romantic interest like you enough - they don’t, they wouldn’t want to let you doubt them if they did.

45 Former Believers Explain What Made Them Lose Their Faith

You can sit in the back pew all day, who's going know?

50 Hilarious Random Memes That Grumpy Millennials Might Especially Enjoy

This is so incredibly true. If you’re ever having doubts over whether a new romantic interest like you enough - they don’t, they wouldn’t want to let you doubt them if they did.

35 Funny And Slightly Inappropriate Comics From ‘Fruit Gone Bad’ (New Pics)

those are veggie peelers on the wall. hope that helps.

50 Hilarious Random Memes That Grumpy Millennials Might Especially Enjoy

Got it. Cover the d***s with pizza when packing.

50 Hilarious Random Memes That Grumpy Millennials Might Especially Enjoy

Or get a dog.

50 Hilarious Random Memes That Grumpy Millennials Might Especially Enjoy

how about for us folks on the spectrum? What do we do

50 Hilarious Random Memes That Grumpy Millennials Might Especially Enjoy

When you're in the drive-through behind someone who appears to be negotiating a mortgage.

50 Hilarious Random Memes That Grumpy Millennials Might Especially Enjoy

This made me snort laugh.

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Dumb teenager • commented on 2 posts 2 days ago

50 Unsettling Sentences That Stopped Conversations Cold

The random w was the dark force that was coming, it just took 15 years to arrive

50 Unsettling Sentences That Stopped Conversations Cold

I see the censorship isn’t getting any better

Dumb teenager • submitted a new post 4 months ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Underrated Song Do You Wish More People Heard? (Closed)

Dumb teenager • submitted 6 list additions 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, Any Good YA Or Adult Novel Recommendations? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Games Do You Play In Your Free Time?

Hey Pandas, Share Your Most Moody Photograph (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Were The Last Person On Earth, What Would You Do?

Hey Pandas, Show Me The Best Design Fails You've Found (Closed)

Dumb teenager • submitted 4 list additions 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, Should We Be Scared Of AI?

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Thing To Eat When You're Ill? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Word Should Have Never Been In The Dictionary? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think The Meaning Of Life Is?

Dumb teenager • submitted 3 list additions 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, If You Could Turn Into A Bird, What Type Would It Be?

Hey Pandas, If A Mosquito Sucks The Blood Of A Vampire, Will It Become A Vampire?

Hey Pandas, When Was The Last Time You Laughed Endlessly?

Dumb teenager • submitted 2 list additions 4 months ago

Hey Pandas, Which Animal Will Take Over The World?

Hey Pandas, What Underrated Song Do You Wish More People Heard? (Closed)

Dumb teenager • submitted 3 list additions 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Does Anxiety Feel Like?

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of Your Garden (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Where Are You At The Moment? (Closed)

Dumb teenager • submitted a list addition 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Fact You Know? (Closed)

Dumb teenager • commented on 7 posts 11 hours ago

35 Funny And Slightly Inappropriate Comics From ‘Fruit Gone Bad’ (New Pics)

I’m loving the newspaper captions

“What’s Going On Right Now That Most People Have No Idea About?” (35 Answers)

For those struggling with the acronyms AMOC is an ocean current system at risk of collapse. I still have no idea what BOE stands for unless the Bank of England poses an extinction level threat

“What’s Going On Right Now That Most People Have No Idea About?” (35 Answers)

That’s been all over global news (away least from an Australian perspective)

People Are Sharing Where The Lonely Kid From School Ended Up Later In Life (30 Stories)

Yeah I’m screwed

People Are Sharing Where The Lonely Kid From School Ended Up Later In Life (30 Stories)

45 Hilarious Memes That Are Based On Accurate Events That Might Satisfy Your Inner Historian

The Sikhs didn’t win according to Wikipedia

45 Hilarious Memes That Are Based On Accurate Events That Might Satisfy Your Inner Historian

I’m questioning the other results as well

Dumb teenager • commented on 6 posts 1 day ago

50 Funny Memes For When You’re Too Tired To Do Anything Else

We had a whole silky oak sapling growing in ours (native Australian tree that can reach like 30 meters tall). I’m planning on planting it in the yard next weekend

50 Hilarious Random Memes That Grumpy Millennials Might Especially Enjoy

How about unprecedentedly good times?

50 Hilarious Random Memes That Grumpy Millennials Might Especially Enjoy

Problem is, you can get fired for that these days

50 Hilarious Random Memes That Grumpy Millennials Might Especially Enjoy

People just seem way too caught up in height

45 Former Believers Explain What Made Them Lose Their Faith

Not if you spend the whole time on your phone

Dumb teenager • commented on 7 posts 2 days ago

50 Unsettling Sentences That Stopped Conversations Cold

The random w was the dark force that was coming, it just took 15 years to arrive

50 Unsettling Sentences That Stopped Conversations Cold

I see the censorship isn’t getting any better

50 Random And Interesting Facts You Might Not Know About The World

What kind of pineapples are you guys all growing??? I’m sure we’ve had the same plant produce more then once

50 Random And Interesting Facts You Might Not Know About The World

Wait nvm, just googled the size and it must have been something much smaller.

50 Random And Interesting Facts You Might Not Know About The World

If these are absolutely minuscule, then I’m almost sure I’ve seen them washed up before in pretty large numbers and had no issues with handling them

50 Things The “Weird” Kid At School Did That Still Haunt People Years Later

Honestly that group sounds a lot like my friend group

50 Things The “Weird” Kid At School Did That Still Haunt People Years Later

Kinky?

Dumb teenager • upvoted 20 items 5 hours ago

45 Hilarious Memes That Are Based On Accurate Events That Might Satisfy Your Inner Historian

Steve Irwin?

45 Hilarious Memes That Are Based On Accurate Events That Might Satisfy Your Inner Historian

No, your ancestors were! - Sincerely, the Irish

45 Hilarious Memes That Are Based On Accurate Events That Might Satisfy Your Inner Historian

And the Australians couldn't even beat the emus.

45 Hilarious Memes That Are Based On Accurate Events That Might Satisfy Your Inner Historian

And we didn't even mention Mao and his war against sparrows...

45 Hilarious Memes That Are Based On Accurate Events That Might Satisfy Your Inner Historian

They didn't win but fighting in such an outnumbered scenario is epitome of bravery

35 Funny And Slightly Inappropriate Comics From ‘Fruit Gone Bad’ (New Pics)

olo

35 Funny And Slightly Inappropriate Comics From ‘Fruit Gone Bad’ (New Pics)

He's a blood orange!

35 Funny And Slightly Inappropriate Comics From ‘Fruit Gone Bad’ (New Pics)

those are veggie peelers on the wall. hope that helps.

“What’s Going On Right Now That Most People Have No Idea About?” (35 Answers)

Sleep by the look of it!

30 Times People Took A Pic Of A Dog And Got A Blurry But Hilarious Result

Copterpup!!

“What’s Going On Right Now That Most People Have No Idea About?” (35 Answers)

very high energy drinks.

“What’s Going On Right Now That Most People Have No Idea About?” (35 Answers)

We heard about it in Australia

“What’s Going On Right Now That Most People Have No Idea About?” (35 Answers)

Oh we are VERY aware of it in Europe. Death toll is in the 200s now.

“What’s Going On Right Now That Most People Have No Idea About?” (35 Answers)

I looked this up. It's totally bogus. The people who counted it included all soldiers among the count of slaves, for instance

Three_hrs_later reply

In late 2023, we saw the first-ever approval of CRISPR-based medicine: Casgevy, a cure for sickle cell disease (SCD) and transfusion-dependent beta thalassemia (TDT).

“What’s Going On Right Now That Most People Have No Idea About?” (35 Answers)

And all that missing rain has fallen in Spain.

Shigeko_Kageyama reply

I've got a peach cobbler going in the oven. Most people aren't aware of that.

Fresh_Water_95 reply

War in Sudan. 50 million people in Sudan before it started, estimated 9 million people have been displaced and today 750 thousand are facing imminent starvation. For context there are about 5 million Palestinians total in West Bank and the Gaza Strip. I'm not trying to diminish what's happening in Palestine, just to point out how little attention Sudan gets relative to the size of the human impact it's having.