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You Can Call Me Al
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Some people think that conspiracy theories are stupid. That's ok. Everybody has a right to their opinion.
But personally, I think those people are being paid off by big pharma in order to help cover up the fake moon landing which obviously leads to the lizard people who assassinated JFK and kidnapped Elvis and still make him play three concerts on a Tuesday at Mos Eisley (because Tuesdays is always quiet and the quiz night never took off).
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My claim to fame: I am the only person on Earth that has or has ever had my given and surname. While I do have a middle name, it is unnecessary. How do i know? My dad's last name was common and of Polish origins. His parents emigrated to America from Poland. My dad was born about 10 years later in 1910. Both his parents died, 2-days apart, due to the 1918 pandemic. Dad was taken in by several foster homes and when he turned 14 he applied for a work permit. According to the County Clerk, dad did not exist. But, my dad knew his birthdate, he knew the doctor who delivered him and the clerk put 2 and 2 together and found a birth record with a scribbled name. The County Clerk then wrote what he believed the scribble said and that became his surname but it was unlike any other name. So, all of his children were born with the made up surname. At my age, mid-70's, I know every one of the 93 people who now share that made up surname and not a one of them has the same given name as me.Show All 7 Upvotes
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My claim to fame: I am the only person on Earth that has or has ever had my given and surname. While I do have a middle name, it is unnecessary. How do i know? My dad's last name was common and of Polish origins. His parents emigrated to America from Poland. My dad was born about 10 years later in 1910. Both his parents died, 2-days apart, due to the 1918 pandemic. Dad was taken in by several foster homes and when he turned 14 he applied for a work permit. According to the County Clerk, dad did not exist. But, my dad knew his birthdate, he knew the doctor who delivered him and the clerk put 2 and 2 together and found a birth record with a scribbled name. The County Clerk then wrote what he believed the scribble said and that became his surname but it was unlike any other name. So, all of his children were born with the made up surname. At my age, mid-70's, I know every one of the 93 people who now share that made up surname and not a one of them has the same given name as me. You Can Call Me Al • upvoted 12 items 1 year ago
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