For Bored Panda Members Only, Join Our Weekly Newsletter

Yes, subscribe me to Bored Panda Weekly Newsletter!

Join the Fun!

Join 1.2 million Panda readers who get the best art, memes, and fun stories every week!

P.S. It's 100% free, unsubscribe anytime.

Thank you!

You're on the list! Expect to receive your first email very soon!

Bored Panda is Even Better on the App!

Stay Updated with Real-Time Notifications

Instant Access via Homescreen Tap

Simple Interface - Even Your Cat Can Use It!

Get it now Skip to the website

Crikey! (ho/hum)

Community Member

Crikey! (ho/hum)

Community Member

Follow (15) Unfollow Contact

3 posts

1.1K comments

609 upvotes

16.2K points

Dogs cheer you up, people let you down.

Follow (15) Unfollow Contact

Overview
Posts
List Additions
Comments
Upvotes
My Pandas

Crikey! (ho/hum) • commented on 5 posts 2 days ago

Show All 5 Comments

Crikey! (ho/hum) • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

“Your Daily Dose Of Funniest Memes”: 50 Hilarious Posts From This Dedicated Online Group

@crikey! I wish I could upvote your comment a hundred times!

“Your Daily Dose Of Funniest Memes”: 50 Hilarious Posts From This Dedicated Online Group

England will gladly take them back down the east coast. When Putin's navy cruises west past northern Scandinavia, your fine country will be right in front of him with nothing in between, but for some deep-fried chocolate and a whiny, tedious, hatred of the English. Also, for the record, Scotland was asked if they wanted independence and YOU SAID NO!

“Your Daily Dose Of Funniest Memes”: 50 Hilarious Posts From This Dedicated Online Group

@crikey! I wish I could upvote your comment a hundred times!

“Your Daily Dose Of Funniest Memes”: 50 Hilarious Posts From This Dedicated Online Group

so, the UK has its nuclear subs in the UK?

“Your Daily Dose Of Funniest Memes”: 50 Hilarious Posts From This Dedicated Online Group

Depp or Helena Bonham Carter

Show All 4 Upvotes

Crikey! (ho/hum) • commented on 8 posts 1 week ago

“Your Daily Dose Of Funniest Memes”: 50 Hilarious Posts From This Dedicated Online Group

My limited analysis of this suggests that ALL (I'm being generous) religions are happy to give money to feel less guilt, yet NO religion cares enough to give shelter.

“Your Daily Dose Of Funniest Memes”: 50 Hilarious Posts From This Dedicated Online Group

My limited analysis of this suggests that ALL (I'm being generous) religions are happy to give money to feel less guilt, yet NO religion cares enough to give shelter.

“Your Daily Dose Of Funniest Memes”: 50 Hilarious Posts From This Dedicated Online Group

I also have less chance of being burned as a witch. Some you win, some you lose.

“Your Daily Dose Of Funniest Memes”: 50 Hilarious Posts From This Dedicated Online Group

Computers are so much better now. Back then, you had to wait for your PC to give you the all-clear before it allowed you to turn it off with the overly dramatic: 'It is now safe to turn off your computer'. I'm sure that the implied threat therein is the reason older generations are afraid of them.

“Your Daily Dose Of Funniest Memes”: 50 Hilarious Posts From This Dedicated Online Group

I wanna be there when it dawns on him that his wife is going around the place hiding his stuff. She's technically a low-level ransomer.

“Your Daily Dose Of Funniest Memes”: 50 Hilarious Posts From This Dedicated Online Group

Danny Elfman on soundtrack duty too!

“Your Daily Dose Of Funniest Memes”: 50 Hilarious Posts From This Dedicated Online Group

*Other Empires are available.

“Your Daily Dose Of Funniest Memes”: 50 Hilarious Posts From This Dedicated Online Group

It was an awesome time to be a kid! We basically lived like the kids do in 'Stranger Things' with bikes and games and climbing trees. Except the monsters were mainly priests, DJs, and TV personalities back then. But it was mostly good.

Show All 8 Comments

Crikey! (ho/hum) • commented on 12 posts 2 weeks ago

36 Times People Were So Infuriated By Canceled Reservations, They Had To Vent Online

Seems to me that you have encountered a smooth criminal. Which reminds me, I must call Annie and see how she's getting on. Hope she's ok.

50 Times People Pulled An Uno Reverse Card And Trolled Scammers In The Most Satisfying Ways

Scammer has failed successfully.

36 Times People Were So Infuriated By Canceled Reservations, They Had To Vent Online

Seems to me that you have encountered a smooth criminal. Which reminds me, I must call Annie and see how she's getting on. Hope she's ok.

50 Times People Pulled An Uno Reverse Card And Trolled Scammers In The Most Satisfying Ways

Scammer has failed successfully.

50 Times People Pulled An Uno Reverse Card And Trolled Scammers In The Most Satisfying Ways

Yep, they won't need a coat where they're going.

50 Times People Pulled An Uno Reverse Card And Trolled Scammers In The Most Satisfying Ways

Scammer texted again the next day but was ghosted.

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

Anyone else getting N64 Goldeneye vibes?

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

You made me splurt my coffee!

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

'With this holy water I doth bless th... [FIZZ CRACKLE] Never mind.'

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

Is it a baby pram? I thought it was a normal pram that looks smaller because it's further away.

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

I think monks are contractually obliged to make snow angels not snowballs?

"Difficult To Work With": Hollywood Is Buzzing After WME Allegedly Drops Meghan Markle

He is a pest, isn't he? Going around healing the sick and doing miracles and such. Taking over the pub with his gang of lads, turning water into wine and sharing his everlasting bread with everyone. And now he's on to the saintly Meghan is he? Disgraceful. It's about time he ascended again if you ask me. So yes, I'm with you, Jesus really SHOULD leave Meghan alone. She's got enough on trying to think things up that make her look like a victim. Poor girl.

50 Surprising Facts From “Today I Learned” That Show How Little We Actually Know (New Facts)

The £12k p.a. is for an apprentice auto technician who will be trained on the job. Like further education but you don't pay them for it, they pay you. That figure was the lowest I could find so I used it to prevent people like you claiming that I'm being disingenuous. The highest I could find for the same post was just under £20k p.a. You could have researched it yourself but that wouldn't have provided your fix of self-righteous outrage, so here we are. My point was: 'It's funny how people criticise some billionaires and laud others'. Everything after that was a simple comparison between 'great guy' Carnegie and 'world's most despised' Musk. It's not a play on words, it's clear and obvious that I am holding both billionaires up for comparison. Musk is perfect for the comparison BECAUSE he is so vilified. It makes the comparison even clearer. I expect you were busy sharpening your pitchfork and missed that.

"Getting Out Of Hand": American Airlines Flight Diverts After Bomb Threat On Board

Merci beaucoup! The first part is recognising the often ridiculous manner in which the leader of the free world communicates. The second part is recognising that by cosying up to Putin, he is throwing the people of Ukraine under the metaphorical bus. Anyone can achieve peace by giving away sovereignty or occupied land but those are the two things which Zelensky will not do. Because he his the bravest kind of hero. Vlad can't use nukes and so he is doing what he has always had a talent for; sliding on his belly through the long grass, unseen, sabotaging whatever he can until he eliminates the thorn in his side. KGB-style. Don't worry about it, I never understood Voltaire so it might be the language barrier.

Show All 12 Comments

Crikey! (ho/hum) • upvoted 11 items 2 weeks ago

50 Times People Pulled An Uno Reverse Card And Trolled Scammers In The Most Satisfying Ways

this one is bloody hilarious

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

It's illegal to keep them in captivity.

50 Times People Pulled An Uno Reverse Card And Trolled Scammers In The Most Satisfying Ways

this one is bloody hilarious

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

It's illegal to keep them in captivity.

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

No one mentioning the guy with the baby pram in the background?

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

New meaning to "go f**k yourself".

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

There's no such thing as too much love.

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

Yet more proof that it's not the tools, it's the hand holding them.

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

Bean scanner

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

Wasn't me!

43 Weird Facts Explained In The Simplest Possible Way, Courtesy Of This IG Page

His ancestors really didn't get around much

Puppies-Before-After-Told-Good-Boy-Girl-Thegoodhype

"Getting Out Of Hand": American Airlines Flight Diverts After Bomb Threat On Board

Show All 11 Upvotes

Crikey! (ho/hum) • submitted 3 new posts 2 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas! What Is It Like To Grow Up In A Minority Group?

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas! Would You Like To Answer My Three Interesting Questions Please?

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas! Would You Answer My Three Quite Interesting Questions Please?

Crikey! (ho/hum) • submitted 10 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Vent Your Problems Here (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite Piece Of Classical Music? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Unprofessional Thing You Have Seen? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Something That You Did That You Regret A Lot? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Experienced Anything Paranormal? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Think You Ask Yourself Too Often?

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Had A Wish Come True?

Hey Pandas, When You Were A Child, How Did You Imagine Your Adult Self? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Did You Know It Was Time To Get A Divorce? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Describe Yourself In 5 Words Or Less (Closed)

Crikey! (ho/hum) • submitted 10 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Current Cellphone Wallpaper (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Nostalgic Food To You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Best And Worst Movie Adaptation Of A Book You've Ever Seen, And Which Version Was Better?

Hey Introverted Pandas, What's The Biggest Thing You've Done To Avoid A Social Encounter?

Hey Pandas, What Social Stigma does Society Need To Get Over?

Hey Pandas! Would You Like To Answer My Three Interesting Questions Please?

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Had A Paranormal Experience? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Ask Any Question And Get A True Answer, What Would Your Question Be? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Ever Overheard?

Hey Pandas, What Books Would You Recommend To Other Pandas?

Crikey! (ho/hum) • commented on 5 posts 2 days ago

50 Historical Pictures That Feel Like A Treasure Chest Of Forgotten Lore

The Welsh sheep were always the fastest. They had to be.

50 Food Memes That Are So Wild, Even Gordon Ramsay Would Be Speechless

It must be. It isn't a pard.

50 Food Memes That Are So Wild, Even Gordon Ramsay Would Be Speechless

Is that... is that... a swan?

50 Food Memes That Are So Wild, Even Gordon Ramsay Would Be Speechless

He complained to his boss that he was cold. The maitre'd came over and explained loudly in his most patronising voice 'It's Gazpacho, sir. It's SUPPOSED to be cold'.

50 Food Memes That Are So Wild, Even Gordon Ramsay Would Be Speechless

Last time they asked us, the UK's favourite dish was Indian! That's certainly true for me.

Crikey! (ho/hum) • commented on 8 posts 1 week ago

“Your Daily Dose Of Funniest Memes”: 50 Hilarious Posts From This Dedicated Online Group

My limited analysis of this suggests that ALL (I'm being generous) religions are happy to give money to feel less guilt, yet NO religion cares enough to give shelter.

“Your Daily Dose Of Funniest Memes”: 50 Hilarious Posts From This Dedicated Online Group

I also have less chance of being burned as a witch. Some you win, some you lose.

“Your Daily Dose Of Funniest Memes”: 50 Hilarious Posts From This Dedicated Online Group

I wanna be there when it dawns on him that his wife is going around the place hiding his stuff. She's technically a low-level ransomer.

“Your Daily Dose Of Funniest Memes”: 50 Hilarious Posts From This Dedicated Online Group

Danny Elfman on soundtrack duty too!

“Your Daily Dose Of Funniest Memes”: 50 Hilarious Posts From This Dedicated Online Group

*Other Empires are available.

“Your Daily Dose Of Funniest Memes”: 50 Hilarious Posts From This Dedicated Online Group

Crikey! (ho/hum) • commented on 7 posts 2 weeks ago

36 Times People Were So Infuriated By Canceled Reservations, They Had To Vent Online

Seems to me that you have encountered a smooth criminal. Which reminds me, I must call Annie and see how she's getting on. Hope she's ok.

50 Times People Pulled An Uno Reverse Card And Trolled Scammers In The Most Satisfying Ways

Scammer has failed successfully.

50 Times People Pulled An Uno Reverse Card And Trolled Scammers In The Most Satisfying Ways

Yep, they won't need a coat where they're going.

50 Times People Pulled An Uno Reverse Card And Trolled Scammers In The Most Satisfying Ways

Scammer texted again the next day but was ghosted.

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

Anyone else getting N64 Goldeneye vibes?

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

You made me splurt my coffee!

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

'With this holy water I doth bless th... [FIZZ CRACKLE] Never mind.'

Crikey! (ho/hum) • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

“Your Daily Dose Of Funniest Memes”: 50 Hilarious Posts From This Dedicated Online Group

@crikey! I wish I could upvote your comment a hundred times!

“Your Daily Dose Of Funniest Memes”: 50 Hilarious Posts From This Dedicated Online Group

so, the UK has its nuclear subs in the UK?

“Your Daily Dose Of Funniest Memes”: 50 Hilarious Posts From This Dedicated Online Group

Depp or Helena Bonham Carter

Crikey! (ho/hum) • upvoted 14 items 2 weeks ago

50 Times People Pulled An Uno Reverse Card And Trolled Scammers In The Most Satisfying Ways

this one is bloody hilarious

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

Bean scanner

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

It's illegal to keep them in captivity.

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

New meaning to "go f**k yourself".

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

No one mentioning the guy with the baby pram in the background?

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

There's no such thing as too much love.

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

Wasn't me!

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

Yet more proof that it's not the tools, it's the hand holding them.

43 Weird Facts Explained In The Simplest Possible Way, Courtesy Of This IG Page

His ancestors really didn't get around much

Puppies-Before-After-Told-Good-Boy-Girl-Thegoodhype

50 Surprising Facts From “Today I Learned” That Show How Little We Actually Know (New Facts)

Elon Musk has created over 70,000 new jobs.

50 Surprising Facts From “Today I Learned” That Show How Little We Actually Know (New Facts)

Whatever you do, don't give us any details.

"Getting Out Of Hand": American Airlines Flight Diverts After Bomb Threat On Board

50 Surprising Facts From “Today I Learned” That Show How Little We Actually Know (New Facts)

It's funny how people criticise some billionaires and laud others. Firstly, the 10% which Carnegie kept back from the libraries, amounts to approximately £100m - equivalent of £2bn in today's money. Whilst the formation of libraries was admirable, none of his workers would have time to visit them. Most endured 12-hour days and only got 4th July off as their annual holiday. Tesla offer £12k p.a. with 25 days annual leave, 14 weeks pregnancy and 7 weeks paternity (Google). The thing for me is, most of the exploiters aren't people like Musk. The worse ones keep their heads WAY below the parapet. Sweat shops. Brands which sell in the West but fabricate in the East are often culprits. Apple, Samsung, and Sony, have all been investigated for child labour according to the BBC. As a side note, Tesla were the first modern electric car, the first to use li-ion batteries and the first to supply the global market. Not a fanboy, but balance, right? But yeah, rich guy, pitchforks, etc. yawn.

Crikey! (ho/hum) • upvoted 2 items 1 year ago

Guy Shares The Most Random Things That Are Absolutely Embarrassing, Here Are 30 Of Them

Weird expression! I guess that's pigeon English as in the UK, that's a racist term.

30 Times Folks Online Broke Rules Because They Made Zero Sense To Them

No, it doesn't make me think I'm right. It's just my opinion. But getting to know my (niece's BF) has helped me to see school from a different perspective. I wrote in what I thought was a light-hearted way, trying hard not to be hurtful or trample over other people's opinions. Because that's obviously YOUR job and you seem to enjoy it. And not a hint of sarcasm.

This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet

Crikey! (ho/hum) • 15 followers

Red Lotus 🪷

Community Member

𝓪𝓶𝔂

Community Member

Klopec

Community Member

Isa's left eye

Community Member

Seoul Sucker

Community Member

deleted

Community Member

Legless_snake

Community Member

Kat Nt

Community Member

Dina Anastasakos

Community Member

Nitro Codes (He/Yours ;)

Community Member

Doge In A Frog Hat

Community Member

JMC5003

Community Member

Pink Panda

Community Member

Headless Roach

Community Member

Caro Caro

Community Member

Contact Bored Panda

If you have an urgent matter, you should contact the Bored Panda staff via our contact form. Please select the type of your inquiry:

General Inquiry

Report Post

Removal Request

Contact Crikey! (ho/hum) directly: Email:

Points 16,188 Top 1% overall

User Submissions

This Illustrator Turns Landmarks And Buildings Into Playful Illustrations (30 New Pics)

0comments 20 points

I Made 15 Crochet Holders In Adorable Animal Shapes

4comments 22 points

Hey Pandas, What Technology Do You Think Is The Most Overrated Or Overused?

9replies 20 points

Hey Pandas, What’s The Most Heartwarming Act Of Kindness You’ve Ever Witnessed Or Experienced?

6replies 23 points

Astrophotography: 45 Mesmerizing Photos Of The Night Sky By Soumyadeep Mukherjee

3comments 25 points

NYC-Based Artist Okan Uckun Creates One-Of-A-Kind Tattoos With Brain Waves

21comments 32 points

Hey Pandas, Tell A Story About Something Funny That Happened At Your School Or Work (Closed)

9replies 22 points

I Create Minimalist And Abstract Comic Series In Which I Incorporate References To My Daily Life (22 Pics)

4comments 22 points

Hey Pandas, What's A Cool Fact About Your Family?

1reply 17 points

42 Incredible Artworks Of Various Scenery Felted By This Artist

4comments 30 points