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I am John • upvoted an item 1 day ago

Everyday Annoyances, Solved By People Smarter And Slightly More Petty Than You (New Pics)

Is there another one for delocalized pi-electron systems?

I am John • upvoted 4 items 4 days ago

25 Of The Most Disturbing, Random And Gross Things Found By IT Guys On Customers' Computers

Curiosity?

50 Hilarious And Relatable Memes To Scroll Through Because You Have Nothing Better To Do

Considering some trailers and movies I've watched, you could end up with someone you thought was really funny and interesting but after some hours you learn that you have already seen all the funny and interesting stuff in this 30 seconds trailer...

25 Of The Most Disturbing, Random And Gross Things Found By IT Guys On Customers' Computers

Curiosity?

50 Hilarious And Relatable Memes To Scroll Through Because You Have Nothing Better To Do

Yup. My 58 year old younger brother and I can confirm. My eldest nephew has a code word "kittens" for info not to be divulged to his mother, as in, don't tell mum she'll have kittens.

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You're fine unless she cackled

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I am John • commented on a post 4 days ago

25 Of The Most Disturbing, Random And Gross Things Found By IT Guys On Customers' Computers

Curiosity?

I am John • upvoted 3 items 5 days ago

Funny-Memes-Jokes-Shutupimtalking

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I am John • upvoted an item 6 days ago

50 Funny And Chaotic Examples Of The Universe Giving The Middle Finger To One Person In Particular (New Pics)

We would if you gave us back our mower that you stole.

I am John • upvoted 7 items 1 week ago

“Have You Considered Dying?”: 50 Bold Posts And Memes That Give Capitalism A Run For Its Money

I think I saw somewhere that psychopaths are less than 5% of the total population, but 25% of top corporate management. Same percentage in prisons, BTW.

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No, he did not steal the idea, A number of people had been working on it for some time, he simply patented his version first when he became aware that someone else had come up with a workable design.

“Have You Considered Dying?”: 50 Bold Posts And Memes That Give Capitalism A Run For Its Money

I think I saw somewhere that psychopaths are less than 5% of the total population, but 25% of top corporate management. Same percentage in prisons, BTW.

“Have You Considered Dying?”: 50 Bold Posts And Memes That Give Capitalism A Run For Its Money

All the best bits of European capitalism are in fact the socialist bits we've managed to wedge in, like free healthcare. We don't have a better form of capitalism, it's just that we have more non-capitalist bits in our societies.

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How soon will all of Europe be Muslim? I'd like a timeframe.

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I am John • commented on a post 1 week ago

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How soon will all of Europe be Muslim? I'd like a timeframe.

I am John • upvoted 22 items 1 week ago

50 Epic Burns That Don’t Even Feel Like Insults Because Of How Genius They Are (New Pics)

I think it's not only because of how many guns someone has, but also because of the higher social security. In most European countries you don't have to worry about having to make huge payments because of hospitalization. You get paid leave by law, which must be taken. If you are made redundant, you are usually not immediately left without an income. And let's be honest, most people, at least in my environment, don't care if you have the latest cell phone model or a fancy car. I think that does something to your psyche and helps you to be more resilient.

“Have You Considered Dying?”: 50 Bold Posts And Memes That Give Capitalism A Run For Its Money

France, Germany, Sweden, have capitalist economies. America has a capitalist *government*. THAT is the difference. Capitalism works fine until it is used to control politics. GET THE MONEY OUT OF POLITICS

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“Have You Considered Dying?”: 50 Bold Posts And Memes That Give Capitalism A Run For Its Money

What do you think the Usa is doing? Those countries are better because they have universal healtcares and laws to protect workers. You're not wrong about the Francafrique though.

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You can, but you'll k*ll significantly fewer people with a knife than with an automatic rifle. People (especially if we look at school attacks) are not likely to actually stab more than one or two people since it's way more traumatic for the brain to get up and personal with someone like that than it is to shoot them from across a hallway.

“Have You Considered Dying?”: 50 Bold Posts And Memes That Give Capitalism A Run For Its Money

Ironically, all the biggest capitalists in my country are former communists. The regime fell, and they became capitalists overnight...

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Don't need a pre nup if neither of you have anything😂

“Have You Considered Dying?”: 50 Bold Posts And Memes That Give Capitalism A Run For Its Money

That's a stupid question. The need for products will always be there, so work will be done. Also,m creativity is a thing and it will keep stimulating people to do things. The notion that "nobody will work if they are given stuff" is preposterous.

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Annnd here come the American gun nuts popping up like prairie dogs worried that someone will take away their toys.

“Have You Considered Dying?”: 50 Bold Posts And Memes That Give Capitalism A Run For Its Money

What radicalised the left was being the only ones left standing while conservatives ran away to cuckoo land. Maybe this is whi it is called "the left", as in "left behind to run things while conservatives obsess over conspiracies"?

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Never enter into a contract with someone who has nothing to lose by breaking it

"Messing With The Wrong Person": 43 People Share What May Ruin Lives In A Matter Of Seconds

Singing prenups should be mandatory. Much more entertaining that just signing them

50 Epic Burns That Don’t Even Feel Like Insults Because Of How Genius They Are (New Pics)

Do hunting rifles not work in a school shooting?

50 Epic Burns That Don’t Even Feel Like Insults Because Of How Genius They Are (New Pics)

Europe isn’t a country?!? (j/k)

50 Epic Burns That Don’t Even Feel Like Insults Because Of How Genius They Are (New Pics)

Are the “mass shootings” you are talking about WWI and WWII?

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In oklahoma - walmart

50 Epic Burns That Don’t Even Feel Like Insults Because Of How Genius They Are (New Pics)

Umm. I read about the MAGA true believers and also the ones who can see exactly what Trump is and voted for him anyway. It's the latter group I have most trouble understanding. Their line seems to be that they like him because he's not phoney - as in, he stands there, blatantly lying, showing off his money, not trying to pretend he's got any connection with "ordinary working Americans". It's all very odd. 🤷

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They sell guns at my local Walmart, which is also a supermarket

This ( Amongst Others ) Is What Leftist Want

Fact

50 Epic Burns That Don’t Even Feel Like Insults Because Of How Genius They Are (New Pics)

You probably didn’t read much about the cousins inbreeding hillybillies that don’t live in the cities and are the vast majority of maga believers and no, they didn’t know at all about his flaws. They believed he doesn’t have any. Those are the ones who give money to telepreachers.

50 Epic Burns That Don’t Even Feel Like Insults Because Of How Genius They Are (New Pics)

people do know Europe isnt a country right? like Europe isnt one single single country....

50 Epic Burns That Don’t Even Feel Like Insults Because Of How Genius They Are (New Pics)

Because they don’t have to worry about shootings

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I am John • submitted a new post 2 weeks ago

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I am John • commented on a post 4 days ago

25 Of The Most Disturbing, Random And Gross Things Found By IT Guys On Customers' Computers

Curiosity?

I am John • commented on a post 1 week ago

50 Epic Burns That Don’t Even Feel Like Insults Because Of How Genius They Are (New Pics)

How soon will all of Europe be Muslim? I'd like a timeframe.

I am John • commented on 9 posts 1 week ago

50 Political Tweets That Reveal What People Are Really Thinking And Feeling Right Now

Disaffected bigots do not have a home on the left wing. They bring their bigotry with them, try to force the left to become more bigoted, and thus perpetuate the endless slide towards the right. Lines have to be drawn. It has to stop.

50 Political Tweets That Reveal What People Are Really Thinking And Feeling Right Now

That's the point, it past the time it can be stopped...

50 Political Tweets That Reveal What People Are Really Thinking And Feeling Right Now

Wow... rewarded with not being hurt more?

50 Political Tweets That Reveal What People Are Really Thinking And Feeling Right Now

Quite a lot of anger in the USA right now. Who on which side is actually happy with what's happening?

50 Political Tweets That Reveal What People Are Really Thinking And Feeling Right Now

Not sure personally. They are very pro rampant consumerism, just so long as things are made in USA. But they do think people can do with less for a bit to pay for it. Apart from the mega wealthy, who bankroll this "transition".

50 Political Tweets That Reveal What People Are Really Thinking And Feeling Right Now

I'm tired of tariffs, but they are still there, and still stupidly implemented... (response to StrangeOne).

50 Political Tweets That Reveal What People Are Really Thinking And Feeling Right Now

40 Times Women Tore Down The ‘Polite’ Wall And Asked Men What They’ve Been Too Afraid To Ask

Men don't like urinals. Its just they are an efficient use of space.

40 Times Women Tore Down The ‘Polite’ Wall And Asked Men What They’ve Been Too Afraid To Ask

I don't personally think that's a great description. Its not painful its a very extreme ache. Like when you stretch down to touch your toes, as far as you can and you feel a strong ache down your hamstrings. Its that, concentrated into the nuts, multiplies 10 fold. Its totally disproportionate to how hard you are hit. Even a tap can do it!

I am John • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

Husband’s Definition Of A Mom Is Someone Who Gave Birth, Refuses To Get Wife A Mother’s Day Gift

Classic case of Big Labowski wisdom. "No, you're not wrong, just an a**hole."

I am John • commented on 5 posts 3 weeks ago

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I had two! Teeth are weird.

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Eaten by a bigger croc...

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

Interstellar!

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

Big calamari rings...

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

Large dark green circle is what everywhere else used to look like...

I am John • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

Gay Guy Spots Homophobic Uncle On Grindr, Exposes Him To Whole Family After One Slur Too Many

The uncles 45? I mean, he's not from the 1960's. "His generation" was pretty openly gay as well...

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I live in the UK and have a salaried job, and also run a small business. For salaried jobs, it really is that simple. Its the norm for everything to be handled through the employer. There are very few deductibles, so most people in the UK never fill in a tax return and don't miss out because of it. If you are self employed, then yes, a tax return is needed.

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Tastes better when eaten on a beach.

I am John • upvoted an item 1 day ago

Everyday Annoyances, Solved By People Smarter And Slightly More Petty Than You (New Pics)

Is there another one for delocalized pi-electron systems?

I am John • upvoted 7 items 4 days ago

Funny-Memes-Jokes-Shutupimtalking

50 Hilarious And Relatable Memes To Scroll Through Because You Have Nothing Better To Do

Yup. My 58 year old younger brother and I can confirm. My eldest nephew has a code word "kittens" for info not to be divulged to his mother, as in, don't tell mum she'll have kittens.

50 Hilarious And Relatable Memes To Scroll Through Because You Have Nothing Better To Do

You're fine unless she cackled

Funny-Memes-Jokes-Shutupimtalking

50 Hilarious And Relatable Memes To Scroll Through Because You Have Nothing Better To Do

Funny-Memes-Jokes-Shutupimtalking

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Curiosity?

I am John • upvoted an item 5 days ago

50 Funny And Chaotic Examples Of The Universe Giving The Middle Finger To One Person In Particular (New Pics)

We would if you gave us back our mower that you stole.

I am John • upvoted 11 items 1 week ago

“Have You Considered Dying?”: 50 Bold Posts And Memes That Give Capitalism A Run For Its Money

Ironically, all the biggest capitalists in my country are former communists. The regime fell, and they became capitalists overnight...

“Have You Considered Dying?”: 50 Bold Posts And Memes That Give Capitalism A Run For Its Money

I think I saw somewhere that psychopaths are less than 5% of the total population, but 25% of top corporate management. Same percentage in prisons, BTW.

This ( Amongst Others ) Is What Leftist Want

“Have You Considered Dying?”: 50 Bold Posts And Memes That Give Capitalism A Run For Its Money

What do you think the Usa is doing? Those countries are better because they have universal healtcares and laws to protect workers. You're not wrong about the Francafrique though.

“Have You Considered Dying?”: 50 Bold Posts And Memes That Give Capitalism A Run For Its Money

Fact

“Have You Considered Dying?”: 50 Bold Posts And Memes That Give Capitalism A Run For Its Money

50 Stories About Celebrities That Contradict Their Public Image They’ve Created

Yup and she used to buy weed from him

50 Problematic Celebs People Forgot Were Horrible Human Beings

No, he did not steal the idea, A number of people had been working on it for some time, he simply patented his version first when he became aware that someone else had come up with a workable design.

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