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I am John • upvoted an item 16 hours ago

Husband’s Definition Of A Mom Is Someone Who Gave Birth, Refuses To Get Wife A Mother’s Day Gift

Classic case of Big Labowski wisdom. "No, you're not wrong, just an a**hole."

I am John • commented on a post 16 hours ago

Husband’s Definition Of A Mom Is Someone Who Gave Birth, Refuses To Get Wife A Mother’s Day Gift

Classic case of Big Labowski wisdom. "No, you're not wrong, just an a**hole."

I am John • submitted a new post 1 day ago

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Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favorite Jokes That You Made Up Yourself?

I am John • upvoted 3 items 1 day ago

50 Facts From X That Went From “Who Cares?” To “I’m Obsessed” In Seconds

Red Dwarf episode Backwards World "Take war. War is a wonderful thing here! In fifty years time, the second world war will start -- backwards! Millions of people will come to life. Hitler will retreat across Europe, liberate France and Poland, disband the Thírd Reích, and bog off back to Austria! "

30 Hilariously Cringy Examples Of People Lying On The Internet For No Reason (New Pics)

Flerfer! Love it!

50 Facts From X That Went From “Who Cares?” To “I’m Obsessed” In Seconds

30 Hilariously Cringy Examples Of People Lying On The Internet For No Reason (New Pics)

Flerfer! Love it!

30 Hilariously Cringy Examples Of People Lying On The Internet For No Reason (New Pics)

Delusional flerfer (flat earther) posting a completely false, delusional story...I am shocked, just shocked!

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I am John • upvoted 3 items 2 days ago

50 Facts From X That Went From “Who Cares?” To “I’m Obsessed” In Seconds

Unless there is pizza

30 Hilariously Cringy Examples Of People Lying On The Internet For No Reason (New Pics)

Good thing it wasn't the Assistant Principal!

50 Facts From X That Went From “Who Cares?” To “I’m Obsessed” In Seconds

Unless there is pizza

30 Hilariously Cringy Examples Of People Lying On The Internet For No Reason (New Pics)

Good thing it wasn't the Assistant Principal!

50 Facts From X That Went From “Who Cares?” To “I’m Obsessed” In Seconds

Doesn't work, I still find it hard to get out of bed every morning.

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I am John • commented on a post 3 days ago

30 Netizens With Various 'Medically Cool' Body Traits Share Things They Are Happy (Or Not) To Have

I had two! Teeth are weird.

I am John • upvoted 5 items 3 days ago

35 Secrets From Various Industries That Companies Don’t Want Their Customers To Know

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's razor.

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I am John • upvoted 3 items 4 days ago

50 Rare Photos That Allow Us To See Things From A Different Perspective (New Pics)

It took me a long time to see it. For some reason my brain saw this as a picture taken at night down a long, lit up corridor with no ceiling and it took me a while to change my focus.

50 Rare Photos That Allow Us To See Things From A Different Perspective (New Pics)

I would've expected an astronaut.

50 Rare Photos That Allow Us To See Things From A Different Perspective (New Pics)

It took me a long time to see it. For some reason my brain saw this as a picture taken at night down a long, lit up corridor with no ceiling and it took me a while to change my focus.

50 Rare Photos That Allow Us To See Things From A Different Perspective (New Pics)

I would've expected an astronaut.

50 Rare Photos That Allow Us To See Things From A Different Perspective (New Pics)

Looks like a hallway on the Enterprise

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I am John • upvoted an item 6 days ago

50 Times Reality Glitched So Hard It Became Holy And Cursed All At Once (New Pics)

The fifth one

I am John • upvoted 8 items 1 week ago

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

I wonder if they did that to avoid damage in case of an eruption?

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

Eaten by a bigger croc...

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

I wonder if they did that to avoid damage in case of an eruption?

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

Eaten by a bigger croc...

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

Large dark green circle is what everywhere else used to look like...

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

I think I would remember that if it were near Atlanta :p

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

It's there, look closer

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

Smaug

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

needs banana for scale..(are we still doing that?)

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

When Star Wars meets War of the Worlds

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I am John • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

Eaten by a bigger croc...

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

Interstellar!

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

Eaten by a bigger croc...

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

Interstellar!

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

Big calamari rings...

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

Large dark green circle is what everywhere else used to look like...

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I am John • upvoted 9 items 1 week ago

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

Get a slinky!

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

It looks like the landscape just melted into the sea

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

Get a slinky!

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

It looks like the landscape just melted into the sea

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

So... where did the earth go?

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

Wonder what happened to his front leg

50 Intellectual Memes That Need You To Know The Historical Context

I've tried and tried and I still can't get it to sound this way. Closest I found was a Brummie accent. (That's a region in the west midlands of England for non-Brits )

50 Intellectual Memes That Need You To Know The Historical Context

I like the Kettle Hat. It might not be the safest, but you can see what's around you.

50 Intellectual Memes That Need You To Know The Historical Context

We've still got the month and the salad to remember him by.

50 Intellectual Memes That Need You To Know The Historical Context

TIL

34 Folks Reveal The Absurd Things Their Parents Taught Them In Childhood That Make No Sense Now

tbf, don't wash new red clothes with anything lighter.

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I am John • submitted a new post 1 day ago

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I am John • commented on a post 16 hours ago

Husband’s Definition Of A Mom Is Someone Who Gave Birth, Refuses To Get Wife A Mother’s Day Gift

Classic case of Big Labowski wisdom. "No, you're not wrong, just an a**hole."

I am John • commented on a post 3 days ago

30 Netizens With Various 'Medically Cool' Body Traits Share Things They Are Happy (Or Not) To Have

I had two! Teeth are weird.

I am John • commented on 4 posts 1 week ago

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

Eaten by a bigger croc...

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

Interstellar!

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

Big calamari rings...

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

Large dark green circle is what everywhere else used to look like...

I am John • commented on 3 posts 2 weeks ago

Gay Guy Spots Homophobic Uncle On Grindr, Exposes Him To Whole Family After One Slur Too Many

The uncles 45? I mean, he's not from the 1960's. "His generation" was pretty openly gay as well...

34 Things That Americans Do And Only Realized They Are Actually Weird Once They Talked To Foreigners

I live in the UK and have a salaried job, and also run a small business. For salaried jobs, it really is that simple. Its the norm for everything to be handled through the employer. There are very few deductibles, so most people in the UK never fill in a tax return and don't miss out because of it. If you are self employed, then yes, a tax return is needed.

Travel The Globe Through Your Taste Buds With These 55 Iconic Dishes

Tastes better when eaten on a beach.

I am John • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

“You Won't Be Leaving This Page Without Learning Something New!” 50 Of The Most Interesting Facts (New Pics)

I think I read once that all water molecules on earth have probably been respired many times.

I am John • commented on 5 posts 1 month ago

Countries Are Not The Size You Think They Are And These 29 Maps Prove It

This whole post is just "projecting 3d onto 2d distorts things".

Countries Are Not The Size You Think They Are And These 29 Maps Prove It

Bit of a stretch. "Easily"? Land area of USA is 0.6% greater than Canada. If you include water Canada is 4.8% bigger I believe.

30 Doctors Reveal The Most Baffling Things About The Human Body They Have No Answers For

Because they often seem like dead bodies. Which are neither pleasant nor healthy...

30 Doctors Reveal The Most Baffling Things About The Human Body They Have No Answers For

What I love is that you can remember that you knew something, but not what it was.

50 Science Memes From ‘Trust Me, I'm A "Biologist"’ That Might Make You Laugh

Mwahahahaaa. I see this all the time.

I am John • commented on 5 posts 2 months ago

What They Saw, What They Knew: 50 Breathtaking Historical Images From Eyes Long Closed

Yes - I was going to say that too. In the 80s as well. Could have been me there.

50 “Very British Problems” That Even The King Can Laugh About (New Pics)

I've never thought about that - its crazy here. I'm 5 foot 10. I weigh 12 stone Its a 2 mile drive to work If I go to he pub I buy a pint. If I buy beer in the shop its 500ml If I buy food its in g / kg If I measure anything not a journey its cm / m. Clothes, construction, furnishings Basically, its Imperial if its specifically a persons height, weight or pub beer. Or long distances. Metric for everything else.

50 “Very British Problems” That Even The King Can Laugh About (New Pics)

They are weird. Its like a biscuit with cream egg filling, and bits of Oreo (carboard).

“Is America Great Yet?” Guy Shares Insane Grocery Prices In The US, Sparks Outrage

4 years? Maybe more...

30 Facts That Made Someone Stop And Say, ‘I Can’t Believe I Didn’t Know That’ (New Facts)

So that's where Games Workshop got it from!

I am John • upvoted 4 items 11 hours ago

30 Hilariously Cringy Examples Of People Lying On The Internet For No Reason (New Pics)

Flerfer! Love it!

30 Hilariously Cringy Examples Of People Lying On The Internet For No Reason (New Pics)

Delusional flerfer (flat earther) posting a completely false, delusional story...I am shocked, just shocked!

30 Hilariously Cringy Examples Of People Lying On The Internet For No Reason (New Pics)

Good thing it wasn't the Assistant Principal!

Husband’s Definition Of A Mom Is Someone Who Gave Birth, Refuses To Get Wife A Mother’s Day Gift

Classic case of Big Labowski wisdom. "No, you're not wrong, just an a**hole."

I am John • upvoted 6 items 1 day ago

50 Facts From X That Went From “Who Cares?” To “I’m Obsessed” In Seconds

Doesn't work, I still find it hard to get out of bed every morning.

50 Facts From X That Went From “Who Cares?” To “I’m Obsessed” In Seconds

Unless there is pizza

50 Rare Photos That Allow Us To See Things From A Different Perspective (New Pics)

I would've expected an astronaut.

50 Rare Photos That Allow Us To See Things From A Different Perspective (New Pics)

Looks like a hallway on the Enterprise

50 Rare Photos That Allow Us To See Things From A Different Perspective (New Pics)

It took me a long time to see it. For some reason my brain saw this as a picture taken at night down a long, lit up corridor with no ceiling and it took me a while to change my focus.

I am John • upvoted 9 items 3 days ago

50 Memes That Make Us Laugh About How Ridiculous History Can Be

There are "spice extracts" in the baked beans, although it doesn't specify which ones, admittedly!

50 Memes That Make Us Laugh About How Ridiculous History Can Be

I'm hoping we can survive the next one in very much the same way.

Historical-Memes-Funny

50 Memes That Make Us Laugh About How Ridiculous History Can Be

Upvote for Canadians being awesome.(I'm from the US and I'm so sorry, Canada has been one of our closest allies for forever and this is all the thanks they've gotten)

Historical-Memes-Funny

50 Memes That Make Us Laugh About How Ridiculous History Can Be

Upvote for making fun of communism.

35 Secrets From Various Industries That Companies Don’t Want Their Customers To Know

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." - Hanlon's razor.

“Nope, I'm Outta Here”: 50 Terrifyingly Big Things That Make People Uncomfortable (New Pics)

I wonder if they did that to avoid damage in case of an eruption?

50 Times Reality Glitched So Hard It Became Holy And Cursed All At Once (New Pics)

The fifth one

I am John • upvoted an item 1 week ago

34 Folks Reveal The Absurd Things Their Parents Taught Them In Childhood That Make No Sense Now

tbf, don't wash new red clothes with anything lighter.

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