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John C • upvoted 21 items 2 years ago

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

I'm holding out hope her husband-to-be saw the post and bolted. Imagine being married to someone like this.

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

I have no idea who this idiot, or his brother are. But I would very much like to visit this establishment, wherever it is - the picture looks cosy.

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

I'm holding out hope her husband-to-be saw the post and bolted. Imagine being married to someone like this.

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

I have no idea who this idiot, or his brother are. But I would very much like to visit this establishment, wherever it is - the picture looks cosy.

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

Shame on the airline. And him, obviously.

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

So many Christians have no clue what Christianity is about...

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

Tell me about it. Ramadan is coming up and McDonald's still dares to advertise food!

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

Please please please please please can we find out if she ended up eloping in a massive huff?

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

Should have called the WAAmblance instead

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

Who is Salt Bae? Is he the guy who sprinkles salt over his forearm or something??

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Juat don't go full Karen, then you'll be all over social media site, getting laughed at.

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30 Random Facts That Seem Too Hard To Believe, Yet Are Completely True, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

Are you allergic to punctuation marks?

30 Random Facts That Seem Too Hard To Believe, Yet Are Completely True, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

I love this sentence.

30 Random Facts That Seem Too Hard To Believe, Yet Are Completely True, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

Your comment offended my goldfish, Samurai 🐟🐠🐡 he demands an immediate retraction of your statement that he does not, in fact, exist 😂😂😂

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The image shows the positive side.

30 Random Facts That Seem Too Hard To Believe, Yet Are Completely True, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

Lol the same people who believe fish are real probably also believe in birds

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IKR? As much as I love love love Boston, I HATE how it's built. Don't remember where I saw this online, but someone said something like, "New York, built on a grid so you know where you're going. Boston, because f**k you that's why."

Woman On Twitter Belittles Men Who Order Fruity Or Mixed Drinks And 17 People Come To Teach Her A Lesson

Let me make you a real/original daquiri and then we can talk. i.e. 1 part 2:1 simple sugar, 1 part lime juice, 2 parts white rum. shake it with ice until your arm is tired then shake some more, then strain into a chilled martini glass. i'll drink what I like and got nothin to prove to anybody. BONUS recipe for those interested (this is wife's favorite): Lemon Drop: 1 part 2:1 simple sugar, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part vodka. shake with ice until the shaker is too cold to hold anymore, strain into chilled martini glass rimmed with sugar. seriously, try it, good stuff man.

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John C • commented on 19 posts 2 years ago

30 Random Facts That Seem Too Hard To Believe, Yet Are Completely True, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

It doesn't change the meaning either way. Either he was first, if not one of the first.... or he was one of the first, if not the first. As soon as we find out if he was indeed the first or not, both statements lead you to the same conclusion. Can somebody explain what I'm missing?

30 Random Facts That Seem Too Hard To Believe, Yet Are Completely True, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

but the internet kind is included, because they also are a vector through which ideas are shared and passed along

30 Random Facts That Seem Too Hard To Believe, Yet Are Completely True, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

but the internet kind is included, because they also are a vector through which ideas are shared and passed along

40 Life-Saving Tips You Might Not Have Known But Definitely Should

did you miss the part about being underwater?

40 Life-Saving Tips You Might Not Have Known But Definitely Should

are you sure that's the reason? I have no love for plastic but seems to me it's the newer construction being less brick and more 2x4 interior walls without insulation

40 Life-Saving Tips You Might Not Have Known But Definitely Should

but then the poor bear is going to need to floss your clothing out of its teeth after his meal

40 Life-Saving Tips You Might Not Have Known But Definitely Should

Uh oh... somebody better get this info to the rebel base on Hoth

40 Life-Saving Tips You Might Not Have Known But Definitely Should

cops included

40 Life-Saving Tips You Might Not Have Known But Definitely Should

Unless you're Lightning McQueen, in which case "if you're going hard enough left, you'll find yourself turning right"

40 Life-Saving Tips You Might Not Have Known But Definitely Should

I understand the theory here (spreading out the force of impact) but I question my ability to do so in a free-fall situation

40 Life-Saving Tips You Might Not Have Known But Definitely Should

...but why a spoon, sire?

‘Old Photos In Real Life’: 35 Pics That Show How Much Time Affects Everything (New Pics)

LMAO that's an accurate quote right there

‘Old Photos In Real Life’: 35 Pics That Show How Much Time Affects Everything (New Pics)

ahhh, those ubiquitous post-mounted trashcans of the 70s and 80s.

‘Old Photos In Real Life’: 35 Pics That Show How Much Time Affects Everything (New Pics)

try driving in Boston. sure, the locals are used to it, but it's one of the hardest places to navigate going in fresh.

‘Old Photos In Real Life’: 35 Pics That Show How Much Time Affects Everything (New Pics)

"restored" with... aluminum siding? nah that's can't be. still, I'll never understand "the south"

Starbucks Baristas Share Things They’re Just So Tired Of (35 New Posts)

you expect us to take a "but this other place is worse" argument seriously?

Starbucks Baristas Share Things They’re Just So Tired Of (35 New Posts)

I wish I could give you 10 upvotes for this, the most accurate description of Starbucks I've ever read.

Starbucks Baristas Share Things They’re Just So Tired Of (35 New Posts)

Wawa!!! I miss the east coast so much. For me, Wawa was the coffee of 1993-1995 when I was doing undergrad.

Starbucks Baristas Share Things They’re Just So Tired Of (35 New Posts)

you and I are of like minds. usually for me it's a treat when I'm running errands on a Saturday or a random day off from work.

Woman On Twitter Belittles Men Who Order Fruity Or Mixed Drinks And 17 People Come To Teach Her A Lesson

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John C • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

30 Random Facts That Seem Too Hard To Believe, Yet Are Completely True, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

but the internet kind is included, because they also are a vector through which ideas are shared and passed along

40 Life-Saving Tips You Might Not Have Known But Definitely Should

did you miss the part about being underwater?

40 Life-Saving Tips You Might Not Have Known But Definitely Should

are you sure that's the reason? I have no love for plastic but seems to me it's the newer construction being less brick and more 2x4 interior walls without insulation

40 Life-Saving Tips You Might Not Have Known But Definitely Should

but then the poor bear is going to need to floss your clothing out of its teeth after his meal

40 Life-Saving Tips You Might Not Have Known But Definitely Should

Uh oh... somebody better get this info to the rebel base on Hoth

40 Life-Saving Tips You Might Not Have Known But Definitely Should

cops included

40 Life-Saving Tips You Might Not Have Known But Definitely Should

Unless you're Lightning McQueen, in which case "if you're going hard enough left, you'll find yourself turning right"

40 Life-Saving Tips You Might Not Have Known But Definitely Should

I understand the theory here (spreading out the force of impact) but I question my ability to do so in a free-fall situation

40 Life-Saving Tips You Might Not Have Known But Definitely Should

...but why a spoon, sire?

‘Old Photos In Real Life’: 35 Pics That Show How Much Time Affects Everything (New Pics)

LMAO that's an accurate quote right there

‘Old Photos In Real Life’: 35 Pics That Show How Much Time Affects Everything (New Pics)

ahhh, those ubiquitous post-mounted trashcans of the 70s and 80s.

‘Old Photos In Real Life’: 35 Pics That Show How Much Time Affects Everything (New Pics)

try driving in Boston. sure, the locals are used to it, but it's one of the hardest places to navigate going in fresh.

‘Old Photos In Real Life’: 35 Pics That Show How Much Time Affects Everything (New Pics)

"restored" with... aluminum siding? nah that's can't be. still, I'll never understand "the south"

Starbucks Baristas Share Things They’re Just So Tired Of (35 New Posts)

you expect us to take a "but this other place is worse" argument seriously?

Starbucks Baristas Share Things They’re Just So Tired Of (35 New Posts)

I wish I could give you 10 upvotes for this, the most accurate description of Starbucks I've ever read.

Starbucks Baristas Share Things They’re Just So Tired Of (35 New Posts)

Wawa!!! I miss the east coast so much. For me, Wawa was the coffee of 1993-1995 when I was doing undergrad.

Starbucks Baristas Share Things They’re Just So Tired Of (35 New Posts)

you and I are of like minds. usually for me it's a treat when I'm running errands on a Saturday or a random day off from work.

Woman On Twitter Belittles Men Who Order Fruity Or Mixed Drinks And 17 People Come To Teach Her A Lesson

30 People Reveal What Things They Do In Their Kitchen That They Keep A Secret

normally I'd agree but they've posted the exact same comment, complete with emojis, at least 3x in this same thread

John C • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

Who is Salt Bae? Is he the guy who sprinkles salt over his forearm or something??

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

So many Christians have no clue what Christianity is about...

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

Should have called the WAAmblance instead

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

Tell me about it. Ramadan is coming up and McDonald's still dares to advertise food!

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

Shame on the airline. And him, obviously.

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

I have no idea who this idiot, or his brother are. But I would very much like to visit this establishment, wherever it is - the picture looks cosy.

Jackson Mahomes, Patrick Mahomes Brother, Tries To Destroy A Small Business Because They Didn’t Have Enough Seating For His Large Party

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

I'm holding out hope her husband-to-be saw the post and bolted. Imagine being married to someone like this.

50 Self-Absorbed People Who Believed Everything Revolves Around Them Got Exposed On The "I'm The Main Character" Online Group

Please please please please please can we find out if she ended up eloping in a massive huff?

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Juat don't go full Karen, then you'll be all over social media site, getting laughed at.

30 Random Facts That Seem Too Hard To Believe, Yet Are Completely True, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

Are you allergic to punctuation marks?

30 Random Facts That Seem Too Hard To Believe, Yet Are Completely True, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

In the 1970s. It refers to how ideas are passed on in the same way genes pass on DNA information.

30 Random Facts That Seem Too Hard To Believe, Yet Are Completely True, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

Lol the same people who believe fish are real probably also believe in birds

30 Random Facts That Seem Too Hard To Believe, Yet Are Completely True, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

Your comment offended my goldfish, Samurai 🐟🐠🐡 he demands an immediate retraction of your statement that he does not, in fact, exist 😂😂😂

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30 Random Facts That Seem Too Hard To Believe, Yet Are Completely True, As Shared In This Twitter Thread

I love this sentence.

40 Life-Saving Tips You Might Not Have Known But Definitely Should

Han only kept him Luke warm

40 Life-Saving Tips You Might Not Have Known But Definitely Should

Because it's dull, you twit. It will hurt more.

40 Life-Saving Tips You Might Not Have Known But Definitely Should

Because it'll hurt more you twit!

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