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Wintermute • commented on a post 4 days ago

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

But when I do it I'm forced to leave the Olive Garden.

Wintermute • upvoted 3 items 4 days ago

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

why did she cry? was she happy? sad? disgusted? i mean thats a lot of pounding.

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

Shaken and achin' ...

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

why did she cry? was she happy? sad? disgusted? i mean thats a lot of pounding.

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

Shaken and achin' ...

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

First cum first scurved

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Wintermute • upvoted 6 items 5 days ago

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

If at first you don’t suck seed…….cry cry again.

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

Well, maybe all the shareholders and the overpaid CEOs could just make a little less profit - skip buying a new yacht that year. It actually doesn't need to be passed on to the consumer, it's about greed.

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

If at first you don’t suck seed…….cry cry again.

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Wintermute • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

I'm sure they meant WFH. Right?

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

No crying on the clock. Get back to work.

Wintermute • upvoted 5 items 6 days ago

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

You're taking the WHOLE day off?

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

Yes

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

You're taking the WHOLE day off?

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

Yes

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

That hits pretty hard. Everyone (including me ofc) wants things to be better but also has a limit of how much personal"discomfort" they are willing to accept to make that happen. Will have to reassess my priorities methinks

Lab Coat Laughs: 50 Science Memes To Leave You Crying In Your Beakers

Or "People never talk about [insert subject that people are absolutely talking about], so what are they trying to hide?!" then go on a conspiracy rant. Like, if you don't read medical journals, then you don't know what they're talking about in medicine. Don't read astronomy journals, same goes. History? Same. And guess what? That's absolutely okay. You don't have to be a part of every discussion, but that doesn't mean it's someone else's fault that you're ignorant about it.

“My Dad Forgot I Was With Him”: 30 Stories Families Would Rather Pretend Never Happened

Sure, in one post we all support the gay relative, then in the next one we consider them the bad guy? So what if he was distributing dlcks? To each their own. /s

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Wintermute • commented on 2 posts 6 days ago

Lab Coat Laughs: 50 Science Memes To Leave You Crying In Your Beakers

“My Dad Forgot I Was With Him”: 30 Stories Families Would Rather Pretend Never Happened

Sure, in one post we all support the gay relative, then in the next one we consider them the bad guy? So what if he was distributing dlcks? To each their own. /s

Wintermute • upvoted an item 1 week ago

“My Dad Forgot I Was With Him”: 30 Stories Families Would Rather Pretend Never Happened

I recently found out my grandpa was the owner of a women's prison in Costa Rica...n my other grandparents met at a nude art drawing class...both were very "respectable". Loving grandparents 🤣

Wintermute • upvoted 4 items 1 week ago

“If God Wanted It To Rain… He Would Have Done It”: Devastating Fires Engulf LA (30 Pics)

Proudly flying your Stupidity Flag today, are we? By this reasoning then we can all blame DeSantis for the next Florida hurricane because thats just wind as well and people having their homes flattened is what happens in a maga-tard run state.

“If God Wanted It To Rain… He Would Have Done It”: Devastating Fires Engulf LA (30 Pics)

And every year when the Federal government has to bail out Texas and their s****y power grid after a dusting of snow is just the genius Republicans and their shrewd business savvy? The true mental disorder is the artificial culture war that's been created to distract us from the countries real problems, and you got it bad.

“If God Wanted It To Rain… He Would Have Done It”: Devastating Fires Engulf LA (30 Pics)

The level of hate and the brain washed rhetoric that Magas are currently spouting is reaching dangerous levels. They claimed he never started or was involved in any wars, that he was about peace. He made some comments about Greenland, Panama and Canada and now Don Jnr is visiting Greenland and republicans are holding meetings about "acquiring" Greenland as though its just a business transaction and not the invasion of a NATO ally they are talking about. Anyone who cant see we are heading into the worst case scenario with this incoming administration has their head up their a**e. I feel sick almost constantly at the manipulation and b******t that right wing media is jumping on board with just as the cherry on the s**t sundae we are facing.

From Bad Decisions To Bizarre Timing, Here Are 40 Cursed Images That Defy Explanation

Because people were commenting on posts, then the post wasn't voted in the top 50 of the article, so they could no longer see their comment because only "premium" users could see past the top 50 on some articles, so they complained that the site was unusable except for "premium" users. And BP don't like complaints

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Wintermute • commented on a post 1 week ago

“If God Wanted It To Rain… He Would Have Done It”: Devastating Fires Engulf LA (30 Pics)

Wintermute • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

30 People Are Sharing What Strange Events Were Sort Of Collectively Forgotten About

I can say Columbine after decades and people still think of the shooting and not the flower. You say Las Vegas shooting and folks scratch their heads. I think this is more about the desensitization to mass violence than it is any conspiracy tho.

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Wintermute • upvoted 13 items 2 weeks ago

30 People Are Sharing What Strange Events Were Sort Of Collectively Forgotten About

30 Intriguing Posts From This Page Dedicated To Ancient History

This article sponsored by Nestle!®

30 People Are Sharing What Strange Events Were Sort Of Collectively Forgotten About

30 Intriguing Posts From This Page Dedicated To Ancient History

This article sponsored by Nestle!®

30 Intriguing Posts From This Page Dedicated To Ancient History

Roman ?

30 Intriguing Posts From This Page Dedicated To Ancient History

Wonder how many more beautiful things are hidden deep in the folds of Russia.

30 Intriguing Posts From This Page Dedicated To Ancient History

And give us back notifications! (BP)

30 Intriguing Posts From This Page Dedicated To Ancient History

What is it with Italy and dodgy foundations?

30 Intriguing Posts From This Page Dedicated To Ancient History

Not just the Andromeda Galaxy, but also the Triangulum Galaxy on the bottom right.

30 Intriguing Posts From This Page Dedicated To Ancient History

Lord I cannot stand AI content

30 Intriguing Posts From This Page Dedicated To Ancient History

These are AI-written. Ugh.

30 Intriguing Posts From This Page Dedicated To Ancient History

I thought this looked like a mine. grotto? It is lovely though.

"That's It, I'm Craft Shaming": 30 DIY Projects That Probably Shouldn't Have Seen The Light Of Day (New Pics)

It's BEAUTIFUL!!!!

People Spotted 30 Astonishingly Big Things And Shared Them With The World (New Pics)

I hope that the intended use is for food.🤔😉😬

50 Second-Hand Discoveries That Are As Strange As They Are Spectacular

That guy's legs are way too small /j

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Wintermute • commented on a post 4 days ago

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

But when I do it I'm forced to leave the Olive Garden.

Wintermute • commented on 2 posts 5 days ago

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

I'm sure they meant WFH. Right?

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

No crying on the clock. Get back to work.

Wintermute • commented on 2 posts 6 days ago

Lab Coat Laughs: 50 Science Memes To Leave You Crying In Your Beakers

“My Dad Forgot I Was With Him”: 30 Stories Families Would Rather Pretend Never Happened

Sure, in one post we all support the gay relative, then in the next one we consider them the bad guy? So what if he was distributing dlcks? To each their own. /s

Wintermute • commented on a post 1 week ago

“If God Wanted It To Rain… He Would Have Done It”: Devastating Fires Engulf LA (30 Pics)

Wintermute • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

30 People Are Sharing What Strange Events Were Sort Of Collectively Forgotten About

30 Intriguing Posts From This Page Dedicated To Ancient History

This article sponsored by Nestle!®

Wintermute • commented on 3 posts 3 weeks ago

There Was Also A Good Side To The Pandemic, Here Are 27 Things People Miss That Are Proof Of That

I did too, but it was very restful. Everything about my job go easier with no one in the building. Like that line from Clerks, "this job would be great if it weren't for all the people." Theory confirmed.

Someone Asked What Has Been Overrated In 2024 And 40 People Don’t Hold Back

Yep, it's happened a dozen times already, but the modern American ain't so good at learning from history, so they'll be surprised when it happens again. Of course, Musk is more popular than any of his former lackeys, so it'll be interesting to see what comes of it.

50 Truths That Make Life Unbearable For Today’s 'Lost Generation' (New Pics)

If the economy can't survive without child labor. Let it crumble. No more "too big to fail." That didn't work out last time, so I say let it all come tumbling down. The poor folk will still be okay.

Wintermute • commented on 9 posts 1 month ago

30 Stories Of People Witnessing Something Wild And Shocking At The Beach

And there's so damned many of them. It used to baffle me, then I saw Trump get re-elected and realized that I'd been giving people at large WAAAAAAYYYY too much credit.

“How Everything Works”: 30 Pics From This Page That Will Probably Teach You Something New

That's not true. I just tried folding a spoon and found it nearly impossible. I'll stick to lids, thank you. Now if they'd just start putting lids on my soup I could stop burning my fingers...

“The Brain Eats Itself From Lack Of Sleep”: 50 Interesting Facts And Stories

What a profoundly stupid invention.

“The Brain Eats Itself From Lack Of Sleep”: 50 Interesting Facts And Stories

"had?" So artisans in China once sewed 9999 roses into a dress for a man to propose to his girlfriend. Credit where it's due.

30 Hilarious Wall Street Memes To Get You Through Another 100-Hour Work Week

Rookie move. Me? I've got a sure bet to get rich. It's called a trickle down economy. Should be coming my way aaaaaany time now. Shhh, don't tell anyone, it's a secret.

“The Brain Eats Itself From Lack Of Sleep”: 50 Interesting Facts And Stories

So someone got busted with a colorful butt plug collection and had to come up with an excuse in a hurry. Got it.

40 Of The Funniest Memes That Explain History Better Than Textbooks

Actually worse: "March 2001, both statues were destroyed by the Taliban following an order given on February 26, 2001, by Taliban leader Mullah Muhammad Omar, to destroy all the statues in Afghanistan "so that no one can worship or respect them in the future." -the internet

40 Of The Funniest Memes That Explain History Better Than Textbooks

The dark green are mostly European colonies. To say they had any voluntary interest in the war beyond the obligatory colonial politics is a tad misleading.

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

Here's a funner fact. To calculate the circumference of the observable universe with an accuracy down to the size of a hydrogen atom, you would only need around 39 digits of pi.

Wintermute • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

Wintermute • upvoted 5 items 4 days ago

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

Shaken and achin' ...

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

why did she cry? was she happy? sad? disgusted? i mean thats a lot of pounding.

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

First cum first scurved

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

If at first you don’t suck seed…….cry cry again.

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

No crying on the clock. Get back to work.

Wintermute • upvoted 5 items 5 days ago

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

You're taking the WHOLE day off?

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

Yes. The side that looks whiter is literally the light reflecting.

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

Isn't that a photo of a rock reflecting light?

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

Yes

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

Wintermute • upvoted 4 items 6 days ago

Lab Coat Laughs: 50 Science Memes To Leave You Crying In Your Beakers

“If God Wanted It To Rain… He Would Have Done It”: Devastating Fires Engulf LA (30 Pics)

“My Dad Forgot I Was With Him”: 30 Stories Families Would Rather Pretend Never Happened

Sure, in one post we all support the gay relative, then in the next one we consider them the bad guy? So what if he was distributing dlcks? To each their own. /s

“My Dad Forgot I Was With Him”: 30 Stories Families Would Rather Pretend Never Happened

I recently found out my grandpa was the owner of a women's prison in Costa Rica...n my other grandparents met at a nude art drawing class...both were very "respectable". Loving grandparents 🤣

Wintermute • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

From Bad Decisions To Bizarre Timing, Here Are 40 Cursed Images That Defy Explanation

“If God Wanted It To Rain… He Would Have Done It”: Devastating Fires Engulf LA (30 Pics)

Wintermute • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

"That's It, I'm Craft Shaming": 30 DIY Projects That Probably Shouldn't Have Seen The Light Of Day (New Pics)

It's BEAUTIFUL!!!!

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