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I like skating and sleeping and that’s pretty much it

Why are you still here?

…?

You can go now

Maybe I’ll go jump off a bridge.

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egg • upvoted an item 1 month ago

50 Hilarious Memes To Help Ease Your Anxiety With Laughter

Every freaking day

egg • commented on a post 6 months ago

50 True Interesting Facts About Random Things, Shared By This Facebook Page

There’s this really interesting thing called a boat which lets you float on water

egg • upvoted 3 items 6 months ago

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egg • commented on 9 posts 7 months ago

50 “Oddly Terrifying” Posts That Are Not For The Fainthearted (New Pics)

https://charleyproject.org/case/wendy-louise-felton https://groups.google.com/g/alt.smouldering.dog.zone/c/Uz4mtqoVZro https://www.in.gov/apps/indcorrection/ofs/ofs?previous_page=1&detail=992222

45 Pics That Are Not That Great, But People Still Wanted To Share Them

I do counter top first…

50 “Oddly Terrifying” Posts That Are Not For The Fainthearted (New Pics)

https://charleyproject.org/case/wendy-louise-felton https://groups.google.com/g/alt.smouldering.dog.zone/c/Uz4mtqoVZro https://www.in.gov/apps/indcorrection/ofs/ofs?previous_page=1&detail=992222

45 Pics That Are Not That Great, But People Still Wanted To Share Them

I do counter top first…

45 Pics That Are Not That Great, But People Still Wanted To Share Them

Thanks

45 Pics That Are Not That Great, But People Still Wanted To Share Them

It’s the same font as the one in mode

45 Pics That Are Not That Great, But People Still Wanted To Share Them

Good luck!

50 Funny Food Memes, As Shared On This Popular Instagram Page

It is

50 Times Men Exposed Gross And Annoying Habits Of Their Wives And GFs

My family does this but we store it in a cabinet until we finish the first bottle

50 Times Men Exposed Gross And Annoying Habits Of Their Wives And GFs

Maybe for like 1 minute….. hopefully for like 1 minute

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Converse don’t have these

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egg • upvoted 20 items 7 months ago

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Badly They Made Fools Out Of Themselves Online (Best Of All Time)

Hands up if you actually clicked on "Click here to view" o/

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Badly They Made Fools Out Of Themselves Online (Best Of All Time)

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/idiot-664068981c278.jpg

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Badly They Made Fools Out Of Themselves Online (Best Of All Time)

Hands up if you actually clicked on "Click here to view" o/

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Badly They Made Fools Out Of Themselves Online (Best Of All Time)

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/idiot-664068981c278.jpg

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Badly They Made Fools Out Of Themselves Online (Best Of All Time)

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45 Pics That Are Not That Great, But People Still Wanted To Share Them

I sincerely hope you don’t! And even if you do I bet you’re strong enough to fight hard!

‘Today I Learned’: 50 People Share Fascinating Things They Didn't Learn At School (New Pics)

Sad that he couldn’t just get that help anyway

‘Today I Learned’: 50 People Share Fascinating Things They Didn't Learn At School (New Pics)

It's sad that he does not receive treatment for free, as every citizen should. At least in Italy we do. Yes, when we pay taxes we pay for our health system. And yes, if you are poor and do not pay any tax you receive free treatments, exams and d***s. Only wealthier people pay a small fee for exams and d***s. Hospital is free for all. This also includes illegal immigrants and homeless people

‘Today I Learned’: 50 People Share Fascinating Things They Didn't Learn At School (New Pics)

Good on the Dodgers!

Shots Fired: 50 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Stupid Posts (Best Of All Time)

I love this answer ;D

Just Try Not Being Straight For Awhile

50 Funny Food Memes, As Shared On This Popular Instagram Page

Doesn't matter. It's still beautiful.

50 Times Men Exposed Gross And Annoying Habits Of Their Wives And GFs

Padmé meme. "For like 1 minute, right?"

50 Times Men Exposed Gross And Annoying Habits Of Their Wives And GFs

My family does this but we store it in a cabinet until we finish the first bottle

50 Times Men Exposed Gross And Annoying Habits Of Their Wives And GFs

Maybe for like 1 minute….. hopefully for like 1 minute

50 Times Men Exposed Gross And Annoying Habits Of Their Wives And GFs

Is she a raccoon?

“They’re Just Crunchy Vinegar”: 50 Unhinged And Unfiltered Food Opinions

Just don't put pineapple on country music. That's unnatural.

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Converse don’t have these

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

You are the jigsaw guru. 👏

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

Tiffany, if you lived in the middle ages you would be burnt as a witch lol. (meant as a compliment)

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

It looks to me that the piece to the right of the second missing piece actually goes in the other missing piece's spot. Then the piece above the missing piece will fit into that spot and the other piece goes next to it.

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This isn't exactly easy to talk about nor is it something that people believe when I tell it but here it is. I died. I got drunk and decided to go for a drive to clear my head, (don't do that) it was a cool night just perfect to have the windows down and I wanted to hear the turbo whistle. It was about 11pm so not too many people out in my area. I took a sharp turn in a 25mph zone at a out 60mph about a mile from my house and rolled my truck. It was noisy, I was bloody almost instantly from hitting my nose/head, rolled I'd say probably 4-5 times. At the end of the rolls I was stopped by a loud crashing sound that was very metallic. The path I took was through someone's driveway and into their garage. I was hanging out of the passenger window, broken bones, blood everywhere, missing extremities, you can imagine the scene at this point. Some part of the door, or fender, or something had pierced my chest. All I know is it was metal. I looked down at it, heard the people in the house scream to call an ambulance and everything went black. The next thing I remember was waking up in my bed, wearing the same clothes, immediately ran outside to see my truck parked in the driveway, completely intact. I walked up to it and touched the hood and it was warm. I hadn't driven since that morning around 8am. It scared me sh**less and I ran back inside and checked my phone, then proceeded to sit in silence and stare at the floor for about 3 hours. No police reports, no news paper articles, nothing. I felt it, I saw it, I heard it. It wasn't a dream and I dont do d***s or have any kind of condition where I hallucinate. I talked to a shaman about it and she pretty much told me I died but got a second chance in another dimension/universe because it wasn't my time yet. I've had chills the whole time typing this, really freaks me out lol.

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