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RedBadgerCan'tSwim • upvoted an item 3 days ago

50 Hilarious Memes To Make You Laugh, As Shared On This Instagram Page (New Pics)

You really need to stop this. It's not that simple in the US and you know it.

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • commented on a post 5 days ago

50 ‘Blessed Images’ That May Turn Your Day Around For The Better (New Pics)

I looked into owning them once. If i remember right they are social animals so you should have at least two and ideally they should have a body of water.

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • upvoted an item 6 days ago

“I Guess I Collect Ceramic Pies Now”: 50 Of The Coolest Collections People Showed Off Online

Unfortunately, there is another one you need to add now. :,-(

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • upvoted an item 1 week ago

29 Once-Respected Occupations That Have Slipped Into Disrepute

Hard to take art seriously when bananas taped to a wall are considered "art" and sell for millions when there is so much poverty in the world

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

28 Homeowners Who Had Enough And Got Even With Their HOA

It's illegal to park in fire lane. I'd have called the police and had them towed every time. I also call BS on parking the used truck. If it's no longer an official vehicle it's not allowed to park there either. I can buy a used police car, but that doesn't mean I can use the emergency vehicle only turn arounds on the freeway.

30 Homeowners Who Made All The Wrong Decisions When Designing Their Homes (New Pics)

Me too

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Photo Of Absolute Jerks Taking Public Transport (New Pics)

This is why I refuse to live in a place in which I cannot commute in my own private car. One of my vehicles is fully electric and my backup vehicle is a hybrid. So it's super cheap and not terrible for the environment too. I love the idea of public transport, I just wish people governed themselves better in public.

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Photo Of Absolute Jerks Taking Public Transport (New Pics)

I definitely wouldn't miss my stop for this person.

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Photo Of Absolute Jerks Taking Public Transport (New Pics)

I definitely wouldn't miss my stop for this person.

30 Homeowners Who Made All The Wrong Decisions When Designing Their Homes (New Pics)

I think this is cool.

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RedBadgerCan'tSwim • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

This Instagram Account Shares Weird Facts And Here Are The 50 Of The Creepiest Ones

Disgusting

50 Wholesome Pics From People Who Did Thanksgiving Right

Mind your own business.

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RedBadgerCan'tSwim • upvoted 2 items 3 weeks ago

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Johnny Depp. He's basically played the same character for years, whether it's a kooky pirate captain or a kooky candy maker or a kooky native American sidekick. He also does cologne ads despite looking like his natural scent is cigarette butt soaked in sour wine.

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble

"In the mud and the blood and the creme de menth"

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble

Yes. Called "Father of a Boy Named Sue". It's different from the first one, to say the least.

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • commented on 2 posts 4 weeks ago

50 Of The Most Cursed Images For People Who Have A Higher Tolerance For Weirdness

Not to mention the price. Nearly $30 for an 8 piece where I live. Can go to the grocery store and get better fried chicken for 1/3 the price.

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble

Written by Shel Silverstein. Who also wrote the sequel.

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • upvoted 4 items 1 month ago

50 Times Actors Nailed A Role So Flawlessly, Nobody Will Be Able To Live Up To It

That's not true at all - that bottom bit. He wasn't much of a star at the time, and Disney actively fought against his casting.

30 Significant Historical Events That Were Grislier Than Perceived

Where once the free birds fly!

50 Times Actors Nailed A Role So Flawlessly, Nobody Will Be Able To Live Up To It

That's not true at all - that bottom bit. He wasn't much of a star at the time, and Disney actively fought against his casting.

30 Significant Historical Events That Were Grislier Than Perceived

Where once the free birds fly!

30 Significant Historical Events That Were Grislier Than Perceived

Low lie the fields of Athenry ...

30 Significant Historical Events That Were Grislier Than Perceived

For you stole Trevelyan's corn, So the young might see the 'morn and now a prison ship lies waiting in the bay.

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RedBadgerCan'tSwim • commented on 2 posts 1 month ago

"What Are Some Of Your Favorite Life Hacks That Teeter The Line Of Unethical?" (20 Answers)

I have used this trick for several streaming services using same billing address and CC number with inly a new email and it worked. Not saying it works for all of them but it definitely works for some. Also might depend on what country you're in.

35 Strange, Dangerous And Simply Silly Trends That Had No Reason To Be Created

This should be lower on the list. It might be silly and pointless but it is also completely harmless.

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • submitted a list addition 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What’s The Nicest Thing A Stranger Has Ever Done For You? (Closed)

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • commented on 10 posts 2 months ago

“It's Been 4 Years And I Still Cry”: 40 Life Events You’ll Never Fully Grasp Until They’re Yours

Having a stroke. I have never felt such fear and helplessness as when my whole left side stopped working. Being trapped in half a body was terrifying. I was "lucky" overall. Someone was right by me when it happened and the ambulance was close. I got the clot buster in time. I left the hospital only three days later and outwardly, I look like I always have. But I'm not as strong, not as coordinated, not as focused. I am terrified of every little health hiccup now. I can't be without my phone without panicking that I'll need to call for help and not have it. Even now, over a year later, I have bouts of panic thinking what if? 30 minutes earlier and I would have been alone in my room, thirty minutes later and I would have been alone in the basement of a building without cell reception. And on top of everything, everyone who knows me treats me like I'm made of porcelain now.

50 Beautiful Crafts Made By People Who Had Excellent Ideas And Great Execution

Yes

“It's Been 4 Years And I Still Cry”: 40 Life Events You’ll Never Fully Grasp Until They’re Yours

50 Beautiful Crafts Made By People Who Had Excellent Ideas And Great Execution

Yes

27 Juicy Stories Of People’s Secrets That They Hid From Their Families

Theft, probably as "pranks".

50 Of The Funniest Memes For Everyone Who Is Still Obsessed With Harry Potter

Not sure if it counts, but I thought Harry taught Ron a phrase in parseltongue to get him into the chamber of secrets in the last book.

“For The Weird, Strange, Odd And Bizarre”: 30 Pics From This Interesting Group (New Pics)

Pretty sure no bank is going to accept it.

50 Times Folks Didn’t Regret Going ‘Dumpster Diving’ Because They Scored True Treasures (New Pics)

Who the heck throws away a $200 blanket?

50 Times Folks Didn’t Regret Going ‘Dumpster Diving’ Because They Scored True Treasures (New Pics)

Tooth decay

50 Times Folks Didn’t Regret Going ‘Dumpster Diving’ Because They Scored True Treasures (New Pics)

Where I live in US, you can't even give these away and most places won't even take them as donation.

50 Pics Showing “Redneck Engineering” At Its Peak (Best Of All Time)

Where I live, you can get a shower head for less than that PVC would cost. So unless they already had the pipe, they wouldn't save anything.

30 Jobs That People Once Respected But Realized Are Done By Awful People

Real estate agents do more than just walk you around. They make sure you are compliant with the law, and help make sure you don't sign a contract that screws you. And while all sales people lie, there are actually laws, at least where I live, that dictate what an agent can and can't say. Laws that are strict enough that there is basically malpractice insurance for realtors.

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RedBadgerCan'tSwim • upvoted 5 items 2 months ago

30 Dumb Things That Some People Unironically Believe

I've always chuckled at the idea that if there really is a god that atheism is the correct way

30 Dumb Things That Some People Unironically Believe

Yeah, it's basically extortion.

30 Dumb Things That Some People Unironically Believe

I've always chuckled at the idea that if there really is a god that atheism is the correct way

30 Dumb Things That Some People Unironically Believe

Yeah, it's basically extortion.

50 Of The Funniest Memes For Everyone Who Is Still Obsessed With Harry Potter

They're very different stories that are both excellent in their own ways.

“For The Weird, Strange, Odd And Bizarre”: 30 Pics From This Interesting Group (New Pics)

Don't think it's legal tender anymore

50 Times Folks Didn’t Regret Going ‘Dumpster Diving’ Because They Scored True Treasures (New Pics)

An idiot.

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RedBadgerCan'tSwim • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, Why Don't You Believe In God?

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • submitted a list addition 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, What’s The Nicest Thing A Stranger Has Ever Done For You? (Closed)

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • submitted a list addition 4 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Item Have You Bought That Was The Biggest Waste Of Money? (Closed)

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • submitted a list addition 5 months ago

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RedBadgerCan'tSwim • submitted 7 list additions 6 months ago

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RedBadgerCan'tSwim • submitted 3 list additions 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Favourite Video Game, Movie And Book? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Do You Feel About The Election? (Closed)

Scariest Thing Ever.

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • submitted a list addition 8 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Was Your Scariest Middle School Experience? (Closed)

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • submitted 2 list additions 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your All-Time Favorite Book? (Closed)

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RedBadgerCan'tSwim • submitted 4 list additions 10 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What And Where Was The First Concert You Attended? (Closed)

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • commented on a post 5 days ago

50 ‘Blessed Images’ That May Turn Your Day Around For The Better (New Pics)

I looked into owning them once. If i remember right they are social animals so you should have at least two and ideally they should have a body of water.

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

28 Homeowners Who Had Enough And Got Even With Their HOA

30 Homeowners Who Made All The Wrong Decisions When Designing Their Homes (New Pics)

Me too

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • commented on 4 posts 2 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Your "Controversial" Opinions?

Only if the bread is square

Hey Pandas, What Are Your "Controversial" Opinions?

Sometimes

This Instagram Account Shares Weird Facts And Here Are The 50 Of The Creepiest Ones

Disgusting

50 Wholesome Pics From People Who Did Thanksgiving Right

Mind your own business.

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble

Yes. Called "Father of a Boy Named Sue". It's different from the first one, to say the least.

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • commented on 2 posts 4 weeks ago

50 Of The Most Cursed Images For People Who Have A Higher Tolerance For Weirdness

Not to mention the price. Nearly $30 for an 8 piece where I live. Can go to the grocery store and get better fried chicken for 1/3 the price.

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble

Written by Shel Silverstein. Who also wrote the sequel.

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • commented on 2 posts 1 month ago

"What Are Some Of Your Favorite Life Hacks That Teeter The Line Of Unethical?" (20 Answers)

35 Strange, Dangerous And Simply Silly Trends That Had No Reason To Be Created

This should be lower on the list. It might be silly and pointless but it is also completely harmless.

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • commented on 8 posts 2 months ago

“It's Been 4 Years And I Still Cry”: 40 Life Events You’ll Never Fully Grasp Until They’re Yours

50 Beautiful Crafts Made By People Who Had Excellent Ideas And Great Execution

Yes

27 Juicy Stories Of People’s Secrets That They Hid From Their Families

Theft, probably as "pranks".

50 Of The Funniest Memes For Everyone Who Is Still Obsessed With Harry Potter

Not sure if it counts, but I thought Harry taught Ron a phrase in parseltongue to get him into the chamber of secrets in the last book.

“For The Weird, Strange, Odd And Bizarre”: 30 Pics From This Interesting Group (New Pics)

Pretty sure no bank is going to accept it.

50 Times Folks Didn’t Regret Going ‘Dumpster Diving’ Because They Scored True Treasures (New Pics)

Who the heck throws away a $200 blanket?

50 Times Folks Didn’t Regret Going ‘Dumpster Diving’ Because They Scored True Treasures (New Pics)

Tooth decay

50 Times Folks Didn’t Regret Going ‘Dumpster Diving’ Because They Scored True Treasures (New Pics)

Where I live in US, you can't even give these away and most places won't even take them as donation.

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • upvoted an item 3 days ago

50 Hilarious Memes To Make You Laugh, As Shared On This Instagram Page (New Pics)

You really need to stop this. It's not that simple in the US and you know it.

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • upvoted an item 6 days ago

“I Guess I Collect Ceramic Pies Now”: 50 Of The Coolest Collections People Showed Off Online

Unfortunately, there is another one you need to add now. :,-(

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • upvoted an item 1 week ago

29 Once-Respected Occupations That Have Slipped Into Disrepute

Hard to take art seriously when bananas taped to a wall are considered "art" and sell for millions when there is so much poverty in the world

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • upvoted 3 items 1 week ago

50 Times People Just Had To Take A Photo Of Absolute Jerks Taking Public Transport (New Pics)

I definitely wouldn't miss my stop for this person.

30 Homeowners Who Made All The Wrong Decisions When Designing Their Homes (New Pics)

I think this is cool.

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • upvoted 2 items 3 weeks ago

locksmith25 reply

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble

"In the mud and the blood and the creme de menth"

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • upvoted 4 items 1 month ago

50 Times Actors Nailed A Role So Flawlessly, Nobody Will Be Able To Live Up To It

That's not true at all - that bottom bit. He wasn't much of a star at the time, and Disney actively fought against his casting.

30 Significant Historical Events That Were Grislier Than Perceived

Where once the free birds fly!

30 Significant Historical Events That Were Grislier Than Perceived

Low lie the fields of Athenry ...

30 Significant Historical Events That Were Grislier Than Perceived

For you stole Trevelyan's corn, So the young might see the 'morn and now a prison ship lies waiting in the bay.

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • upvoted 5 items 2 months ago

30 Dumb Things That Some People Unironically Believe

Yeah, it's basically extortion.

30 Dumb Things That Some People Unironically Believe

I've always chuckled at the idea that if there really is a god that atheism is the correct way

50 Of The Funniest Memes For Everyone Who Is Still Obsessed With Harry Potter

They're very different stories that are both excellent in their own ways.

“For The Weird, Strange, Odd And Bizarre”: 30 Pics From This Interesting Group (New Pics)

Don't think it's legal tender anymore

50 Times Folks Didn’t Regret Going ‘Dumpster Diving’ Because They Scored True Treasures (New Pics)

An idiot.

RedBadgerCan'tSwim • upvoted 3 items 3 months ago

“He Never Stole Food Again”: 30 Times People Taught Food Thieves At Work A Lesson

Interesting the amount of empathy for the thief, but did you ever though that the owner of the food light be struggling?

40 Times People Accidentally Eavesdropped On Conversations And Weren’t Disappointed

All I wanted was a Pepsi and she wouldn't give it to me. Institutionalized! I'm not crazy!

50 “Massive” Scams That “Everyone Buys Into”, According To These Internet Users

So people want answers to big questions? Why not try science and logic instead of fairy tales and folklore? Maybe the appeal is because science does not have all the answers and religion claims to.

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