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Xenon

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Retired Nuclear Reactor Operator and military veteran living in North Alabama.

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Xenon • upvoted an item 2 months ago

Cats

50 Fascinating Historical Photos That Might Change Your Perspective On Cats, As Shared By This Twitter Page (New Pics)

Xenon • upvoted 22 items 8 months ago

Family

Couple Hides From Family That They Bought A House 2 Years Ago, They Find Out And Are Furious

Family, Relationships

Husband Tries To Figure Out Why His Wife Is Pressuring Him To Take On More Chores, Tragedy Ensues

Family

Couple Hides From Family That They Bought A House 2 Years Ago, They Find Out And Are Furious

Family, Relationships

Husband Tries To Figure Out Why His Wife Is Pressuring Him To Take On More Chores, Tragedy Ensues

Someone Asked “What Are Some ‘That Was Way Too Close’ Moments In History?“, And 24 Peeps Delivered

May I remind you that our current president loves spending money on war.

Someone Asked “What Are Some ‘That Was Way Too Close’ Moments In History?“, And 24 Peeps Delivered

That old saying... if you think safety is expensive, try pricing an accident.

50 Times People Were So Proud Of Something They Made, They Just Had To Share It (New Pics)

They're copyrighted characters/IPs. OP should not be selling these. I don't care if a million other people sell art and crafts of copyrighted characters, it doesn't make it right or legal to sell copyright-infringing and trademark-infringing products. As someone who has created her own characters, I'd be furious if someone was drawing them and selling the art.

50 Memes For When There's Nothing Left To Do But Laugh, Posted On The "Mad Sad Not Good" IG Page (New Pics)

It does taste stale after awhile. Gasses coming out of solutions maybe?

50 Times People Were So Proud Of Something They Made, They Just Had To Share It (New Pics)

She has a shop on Etsy where she takes commissions: https://www.etsy.com/shop/twofeltedfox/

50 Memes For When There's Nothing Left To Do But Laugh, Posted On The "Mad Sad Not Good" IG Page (New Pics)

I don't like my drinks to be super cold, but I don't want my water to be room temperature either. I'll use a water glass for a full week, but it needs fresh water each time I drink and the occasional light rinse.

50 Memes For When There's Nothing Left To Do But Laugh, Posted On The "Mad Sad Not Good" IG Page (New Pics)

Its important to have lots of glasses with water around, in case of aliens

30 Unique Reasons Why Someone Didn't Buy A House, As Shared Online

The would be the city’s responsibility

30 Times Workers Did Something So Unhinged, They Became Office Legends For All The Wrong Reasons

I'll see your plutonium rod and raise you one demon core

50 Memes And Pics That Are So Sad It’s Funny

Until my mid-20s, every time I got my period I would also get vomiting and the sh*ts for the first 2 days. Every. Single. Time.

50 Memes And Pics That Are So Sad It’s Funny

Once I had food poisoning and got my period on the same day. It was probably the worst day of my life

45 Of The Weirdest And Most Homophobic Posts That Had To Be Shamed In This Group (New Pics)

Ugh

45 Of The Weirdest And Most Homophobic Posts That Had To Be Shamed In This Group (New Pics)

I don't know which is more disgusting -- the actual situation or that take on it.

45 Of The Weirdest And Most Homophobic Posts That Had To Be Shamed In This Group (New Pics)

I've always found this kind of comments nauseating. They are siblings, FFS! Siblings don't date each other! I also hate people asking little children, even as young as five or six, about their boyfriend/girlfriend. Leave them alone! They are just children. They need friends, in general, male friends and female friends, not a boyfriend or a girlfriend.

45 Of The Weirdest And Most Homophobic Posts That Had To Be Shamed In This Group (New Pics)

Wait until her daughter is old enough for video games, and finds out male characters get chainmail, and female characters get metal bikinis.

30 People Share Next-To-Impossible Things They Experienced

My God that's horrible! I would have taken the kitten from her and brought it home.

30 Times Workers Did Something So Unhinged, They Became Office Legends For All The Wrong Reasons

Kinda opposite happened to me 1st job outta college. About a year in, I had to take a two-week sick leave for in-patient surgery & recovery. Office mgr. didn’t believe me. Thought I wanted leave to travel. Emailed me a denial unless I explained (medically) why. Replied telling her she couldn’t ask that & I would have doctor’s release to return. While in hospital she called to ask how I was doing, but got nowhere. Showed up with flowers & got as far as nursing station, claiming to be my sister. They knew better. Called my mom claiming to be old school friend & my mom told her what was up. She proceeded to talk about it at work with people who were not her friends or associated with her. Told the entire break room my private info in hopes of encouraging folks to send me well wishes. I was contacted by random coworkers who were uncomfortable with her taking openly about my medical situation. DFEH investigated, she was fired, I got a huge severance.

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Xenon • commented on 17 posts 8 months ago

35 Horrible Wedding Guests Who Ruined Everyone’s Day, As Shared In This Viral Thread

Emergency sewing basket for the win! Very smart move.

50 People Share Hidden Features In Everyday Things That You’ve Probably Never Heard Of Before

And drip all over.

35 Horrible Wedding Guests Who Ruined Everyone’s Day, As Shared In This Viral Thread

Emergency sewing basket for the win! Very smart move.

50 People Share Hidden Features In Everyday Things That You’ve Probably Never Heard Of Before

And drip all over.

50 People Share Hidden Features In Everyday Things That You’ve Probably Never Heard Of Before

Never works for me.

15 Expensive Things Celebrities Bought For Their Homes That Really Don’t Seem Worth The Money

Who?

Couple Hides From Family That They Bought A House 2 Years Ago, They Find Out And Are Furious

After I was stationed in Hawaii suddenly everyone wanted to visit.

35 Horrible Wedding Guests Who Ruined Everyone’s Day, As Shared In This Viral Thread

Wow, that's unmitigated gall .

50 Memes For When There's Nothing Left To Do But Laugh, Posted On The "Mad Sad Not Good" IG Page (New Pics)

Zombie gnomes of coure.

50 Memes For When There's Nothing Left To Do But Laugh, Posted On The "Mad Sad Not Good" IG Page (New Pics)

It does taste stale after awhile. Gasses coming out of solutions maybe?

45 Of The Weirdest And Most Homophobic Posts That Had To Be Shamed In This Group (New Pics)

Wow, gorgeous!

45 Of The Weirdest And Most Homophobic Posts That Had To Be Shamed In This Group (New Pics)

Beautiful work

30 Unique Reasons Why Someone Didn't Buy A House, As Shared Online

I can't imagine relocating from Florida to Buffalo.

30 Unique Reasons Why Someone Didn't Buy A House, As Shared Online

My parents rented a nondescript house while they were closing on another house. Rental house scared the s**t out of me. Found out years later my brother had the same reaction.

30 Unique Reasons Why Someone Didn't Buy A House, As Shared Online

My deal killer would be if they HAD an HOA.

30 People Share Next-To-Impossible Things They Experienced

Ouch

30 People Share Next-To-Impossible Things They Experienced

I wouldn't presume to invade anyone's privacy but I would dearly love to see pictures, sounds fantastical.

30 People Share Next-To-Impossible Things They Experienced

My God that's horrible! I would have taken the kitten from her and brought it home.

30 People Share Next-To-Impossible Things They Experienced

Saved an owl that was caught up in fishing line. He stared real hard at me the whole time I was gingerly cutting line off me but never made a move on me. It was a big owl too, could have taken my hand off.

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Xenon • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Ask Pandas

Hey Pandas, What's You Pets Formal Name And Why?

Xenon • submitted 3 list additions 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, How Do You Feel About The New Updates To This Site? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Tell Me Something Cool About Yourself

Hey Pandas, What's A Real Glitch-In-The-Matrix Moment You Had?

Xenon • submitted a list addition 11 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Was The Worst Christmas Disaster You've Had? (Closed)

Xenon • submitted 12 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Things You've Never Gotten A Chance To Brag About That You Want To Share? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Screams "I'm A Bad Parent?" (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Strangest Thing You’ve Seen Someone Do In Public? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's A Phrase Or Saying You Were Surprised To Learn The Meaning Or Origin Of? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Met Someone Famous? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Were There Any Songs You Liked As A Child Unaware Of Their Real Meaning? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Your Username Is How You Die - How Do You Die? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Everyone Loves But You Absolutely Hate? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Thing You've Seen At A Wedding? (Closed)

Hey Pandas! Whats A Feature On This Website That You Want?

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Username, And What Inspired It? (Closed)

Xenon • submitted 4 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Name For A Human You've Ever Heard? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, If You Could Change One Thing About The School System, What Would It Be? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Do You Do For A Living? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Gossip Of The Day? (Closed)

Xenon • commented on 20 posts 8 months ago

35 Horrible Wedding Guests Who Ruined Everyone’s Day, As Shared In This Viral Thread

Emergency sewing basket for the win! Very smart move.

50 People Share Hidden Features In Everyday Things That You’ve Probably Never Heard Of Before

And drip all over.

50 People Share Hidden Features In Everyday Things That You’ve Probably Never Heard Of Before

Never works for me.

15 Expensive Things Celebrities Bought For Their Homes That Really Don’t Seem Worth The Money

Who?

Couple Hides From Family That They Bought A House 2 Years Ago, They Find Out And Are Furious

After I was stationed in Hawaii suddenly everyone wanted to visit.

35 Horrible Wedding Guests Who Ruined Everyone’s Day, As Shared In This Viral Thread

Wow, that's unmitigated gall .

50 Memes For When There's Nothing Left To Do But Laugh, Posted On The "Mad Sad Not Good" IG Page (New Pics)

Zombie gnomes of coure.

50 Memes For When There's Nothing Left To Do But Laugh, Posted On The "Mad Sad Not Good" IG Page (New Pics)

It does taste stale after awhile. Gasses coming out of solutions maybe?

45 Of The Weirdest And Most Homophobic Posts That Had To Be Shamed In This Group (New Pics)

Wow, gorgeous!

45 Of The Weirdest And Most Homophobic Posts That Had To Be Shamed In This Group (New Pics)

Beautiful work

30 Unique Reasons Why Someone Didn't Buy A House, As Shared Online

I can't imagine relocating from Florida to Buffalo.

30 Unique Reasons Why Someone Didn't Buy A House, As Shared Online

My parents rented a nondescript house while they were closing on another house. Rental house scared the s**t out of me. Found out years later my brother had the same reaction.

30 Unique Reasons Why Someone Didn't Buy A House, As Shared Online

My deal killer would be if they HAD an HOA.

30 People Share Next-To-Impossible Things They Experienced

Ouch

30 People Share Next-To-Impossible Things They Experienced

I wouldn't presume to invade anyone's privacy but I would dearly love to see pictures, sounds fantastical.

30 People Share Next-To-Impossible Things They Experienced

My God that's horrible! I would have taken the kitten from her and brought it home.

30 People Share Next-To-Impossible Things They Experienced

30 Corporate Secrets People Revealed Since They No Longer Work There

30 minutes for coffee seems to be excessive. Hourly maybe, or just at peak times seems reasonable.

30 Times Folks Online Broke Rules Because They Made Zero Sense To Them

I like to graze off the appetizers. I can't eat much so that's usually all I eat. Sometimes I'll order an entree to go.

30 Times Folks Online Broke Rules Because They Made Zero Sense To Them

I think most of us wouldn't care as long as you're not peeing in the sink.

Xenon • upvoted 20 items 8 months ago

tardisfullofeels reply

A friend of ours, who had rsvpd with no +1, reached out to us the week before the wedding to ask if he could bring his brand new girlfriend. We said sorry, no, we've already had to finalize the seating charts and headcount etc. (And also we literally have never met this girl). Well of course he still shows up with her, late to our ceremony so they're awkwardly standing in the back the whole time. At the reception they stole one of my groomsmen's chairs from the head table in order to squeeze her in at their full table. Thankfully the venue staff were great and didn't bat an eye, just brought an extra chair and an extra meal no questions asked. Also my ex (who was invited as he's still part of our mutual friend group) showed up in pants that were way way too tight. Proceeded to bust a move on the dance floor and rip the entire a*s crack of his pants. One of my bridesmaids brought him into the ladies room and sewed him up using the emergency swing kit I'd put in the bathroom basket. But that one was more hilarious than annoying.

Generational Differences In Car Stickers

Breaking News: Cat Birthday Rampage Shocks Owner

Generational Cat Squad

50 Cute And Funny Memes That Might Make You Want To Get A Cat

It's a sock cut to fit. Someone is walking around with one sock on.

Rescued Kitten In A Sweater

50 Cute And Funny Memes That Might Make You Want To Get A Cat

I didn't ask for it, but realize now that I needed it.

Cat Cuddling With A Tennis Ball

50 Cute And Funny Memes That Might Make You Want To Get A Cat

When I started working from home my cat would climb between my back and the back of the chair. Then I would lean back and squish him a bit.

Ancient Japanese Art Of Woman And Sleeping Cat

The Cat Recognizes Me During A Video Chat

Someone’s In Big Trouble

50 Times People Were So Proud Of Something They Made, They Just Had To Share It (New Pics)

I Made This American Girl Doll Size Kitchen Out Of Baltic Birch Plywood

I Made A Christmas Centerpiece For My Kitchen Table

50 Times People Were So Proud Of Something They Made, They Just Had To Share It (New Pics)

She has a shop on Etsy where she takes commissions: https://www.etsy.com/shop/twofeltedfox/

Just Finished A Batch Of Leather Bags - My Hands Feel Like They Went Through A Meat Grinder

Acrylic Painting I Made Of My Friend's Late Cat. Rip Clyde

Little Jaguar Sculpture I Made! This Was Carved In Wood And Then Decorated With Thousands Of Crystal Beads, This Art Form Is Native To My Country, Called Huichol Art

situationalsprinter reply

Many libraries in the U.S. have portable wifi hotspots and laptops that you can check out for a month at a time.

Tempest_in_a_TARDIS:

My local library has a "Library of Things," and I love it! You can check out wifi hotspots, telescopes, laminators, a home theater projector, an external CD/DVD drive, and lots more. It's really great for when you need something for a project but don't want to invest money in it because you'll only use it once or twice.

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