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Jon Clingenpeel

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Jon Clingenpeel • upvoted 2 items 2 months ago

"Becky's Beaver Needs A Barber" Almost Moved One Reviewer To Tears. Of Laughter That Is...

Uranium Ore: It Might Not Be The Most Exciting Rock In Your Collection, But It Definitely Wins The Award For "Most Likely To Inspire Existential Dread And Questionable Gardening Experiments."

Jon Clingenpeel • upvoted an item 3 months ago

Apparently The Shared Passions In "My Parents Open Carry" Was The Secret Ingredient That The Family Was Missing

Jon Clingenpeel • upvoted an item 7 months ago

Clever-Science-Memes

Jon Clingenpeel • upvoted an item 8 months ago

“Epic Comment God”: 45 Times The Comments Deserved More Praise Than The Post Itself

I choked on Jizzisippi , thanks a lot!

Jon Clingenpeel • upvoted 6 items 9 months ago

dasaigaijin reply

My teachers used to say "Video games will make you braindead." Turns out video games were all about solving puzzles and problem solving and ended up increasing the cognitive abilities and critical thinking skills for children from a young age.

People Share “Uncomplicated Yet Highly Efficient” Life Hacks, Here Are The 30 Best Posts

Never married, no kids. I never felt the need to run at breakneck speed down the aisle.

dasaigaijin reply

People Share “Uncomplicated Yet Highly Efficient” Life Hacks, Here Are The 30 Best Posts

Never married, no kids. I never felt the need to run at breakneck speed down the aisle.

50 Weird, Maybe Useless, But Definitely Fun Facts To Know, As Shared In This Online Thread

When I was in the fifth grade in California, the school I attended had hearing and deaf students. All students had to learn ASL so you could communicate with your classmates. They didn’t have interpreters in the school. I loved going there and I wished all schools were like this. I hated moving because I didn’t want to leave there. I loved being in choir and signing while singing. I’m very rusty now and I’m currently 65% deaf so I’m trying to brush up on my ASL.

Common Sense Isn’t All That Common: 45 ‘Obvious’ Things People Only Just Learned

Today I learned I am a rainbow baby. Never heard of it. But I am also gay, so yeah...

“Cheetahs Are Extremely Inbred”: 50 Interesting Genetics Facts You May Have Missed At School

Thanks for nothing, mom.

dancingpianofairy reply

If you see a cat with three colors (black, white, and orange), it's got two x chromosomes. Cat people tend to know this, but idk about people in general.

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Jon Clingenpeel • upvoted an item 10 months ago

Oh, How We Need Another Conversation Starter At Parties. Enter, The Book Of Unusual Knowledge Hardcover! Becoming A Fascinating Person Just Got A Tad Easier, I Guess!

Jon Clingenpeel • upvoted 5 items 11 months ago

Keep Your Shower Times From Going 'Down-Drain'-Saur With The Funny Cat Riding Dinosaur Shower Curtain! Here's To The Clashing Worlds Of Cute Kittens And Ferocious Dinos In Your Bathroom

By My Troth, A Remedy For Thy Wounds! Try The Reviving Magic Of The Shakespearean Insult Bandages! Delight Thyself With These Charming Insults While Thy Body Heals!

Keep Your Shower Times From Going 'Down-Drain'-Saur With The Funny Cat Riding Dinosaur Shower Curtain! Here's To The Clashing Worlds Of Cute Kittens And Ferocious Dinos In Your Bathroom

By My Troth, A Remedy For Thy Wounds! Try The Reviving Magic Of The Shakespearean Insult Bandages! Delight Thyself With These Charming Insults While Thy Body Heals!

Great Job Resolving To Get Your Sht Together Again This Year... We All Know How That Worked Out Last Time. Try Again With The Fcking 2024 Wall Calendar To Stay 'Hell-Bent' On Your Goals!

Really-Dumb-Funny-Tweets

Goatiusman reply

A picture of me. Story time: Ran into a really old classmate from when we were in 1st grade together. We talked and chatted, got invited over to meet his wife and kids. Cool. I am told to explore around since dinner wasnt ready, so I did. Walked into his office and on his desk is a picture of two kids. It dawned on me really fast the two kids were him, and I. fighting. I was in the middle of a full on kick with my hiking boots, and he was swinging a stick down at me vertically. We looked SOOO pissed off. I remember that fight, it ended fast cause my kick landed first and blasted him down on the ground. We were fighting over girls of course, because he was 007, and kicked me "out of the group". Yet it was a school park day and he and is gaggle of girls would follow me all over, and chase me off, so we got in a fight lol. Thing about that picture? It looked like a professional animal photographer took it, like it looked like a national geographic shot. He comes into his office and sees the me looking at that photo with this absolutely bewildered face and told me his end of it. Apparently a teacher snapped that shot off and gave it to his parents. And the beating I gave him right before I moved made him stop being a bully. he LOVED that photo so much he shows it to everyone. He calls the photo "The Righteous Fury of the Bullied" He apparently had hoped we would run into each other someday, but having heard about my life and how I was treated growing up didnt want me to feel like he pitied me. I valued that SOOO much. He joked that from what he heard, people were like "f**k goatiusman, f**k goatiusman, f**k goatiusman, and then I said no "f**k you"" and I got in shape, learned to fight and now no one messes with me anymore. We just hung out the other day, drank to much and we just passed out sitting up watching old movies. Two old men, rivals to brothers.

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Jon Clingenpeel • upvoted 2 items 12 months ago

My Best Drawing So Far

I Painted This...im A Beginner

Jon Clingenpeel • commented on a post 1 year ago

30 Things That Used To Be Normal In Society But Are Illegal Now

What’s interesting is the flip side of that. In the late 80’s and into the mid 90’s if you had a pager you were most likely going to be expelled for being a possible drug dealer. How times have changed

Jon Clingenpeel • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

Japanat1 reply

Smoking at school. My HS had a smoking area for students.

yeasayerstr reply

Riding around town in the back of a pickup truck. I’m someone who won’t take my car out of park if all the seatbelts aren’t fastened, but as a kid I would jump at the chance to ride in the truck bed.

Japanat1 reply

Smoking at school. My HS had a smoking area for students.

yeasayerstr reply

"Photos Taken Before Disaster": 45 Pics That Foreshadow Unfortunate Events

in 28x zoom, right down to the follicles

Funny-Relatable-Introverts-Are-Awesome-Memes

Why NASA

‘Megalophobia’: 35 Unsettling Images Of Incredibly Large Things (New Pics)

The Mponeng elevator was an interesting rabbit hole to go down. The highest lift is only one of a series to get to the bottom. It takes a full hour to get to the very botttom where the temps can reach 66C/150F due to how close it is to the mantle. They have to continuously pump ice down the shaft to keep it cool enough for the workers. They also use an artificial diamond mesh netting for tunnel integrity.

I Think I Get New Freckles Every Day

50 Unexplainable Cursed Images Shared On This Instagram Account

If someone sees this as disturbing. Then they need to reevaluate things!

50 Unexplainable Cursed Images Shared On This Instagram Account

I see nothing unsettling about this. They look quite nicely settled actually.

Disturbing-Zone-Pics

SlightlyIncandescent reply

UK Pro: We're like a USA lite. Some of the good parts of the US without the guns and religion.

Con: We're like a USA lite.

Introverts-Are-Us-Memes

50 Of The Best History-Based Memes, As Shared By This Instagram Account

Ohhh you Brits! You are so funny. I just love your humor. Talking absolute s**t with a straight face. Hilarious

To Make This Student Think Before They Ink

anon reply

Not the same, but my biological father raised my older brother and sister(each from different douche bags) as his own when my brother was 6 and my sister was 3. I was the happy accident. My brother and sister don't talk to their biological fathers, and call "my" dad Dad. I've never once heard him refer to either as stepson or stepdaughter. He explained it to his angry mother like so: "I married a woman with children; they are my children now." My dad kicks a*s.

To Give Motivation

30 Biggest Cultural Shocks From Around The World Visitors Just Can’t Get Used To

Once broke my leg in a county where squatting toilets are the norm. Ever tried to squat while wearing a cast? Fun times.

clemkaddidlehopper reply

This is an extremely controversial opinion, but religion-based "modesty" clothing that is designed to protect women's "sexual purity" will always rub me the wrong way. I don't care if the religion is Christian, Muslim, Pastafarian, or whatever else: I just think it is abhorrent and archaic when women are singled out as the ones responsible for keeping men from being sexual predators and deviants and are made to cover any portion of their body because of some religious mandate. I also do not agree with the logic that this can ever be a woman's choice or a "feminist act" as long as a religious community is the source of the pressure to dress a certain way.

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Jon Clingenpeel • submitted a new post 3 years ago

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I Discovered My Hidden Talent (13 Pics)

Jon Clingenpeel • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Was The Worst Book You Have Ever Read?

Jon Clingenpeel • submitted 5 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Most Prized Possession

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Experience With Eating Disorders? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Me Some Art (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of Your Pet Sleeping (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Me A Horrific Or Scary Drawing That You Did (Closed)

Jon Clingenpeel • submitted 9 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of Your Pet In A Car

Hey Pandas, Draw Depression (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Your Pets Favorite Toy (Closed)

The Best Artwork Done On Paper: 40 Photos By Bored Panda's Community

Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of The Best Drawing You've Ever Done

Hey Pandas, What Were You Planning To Do In 2020? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Draw Your Pet And Post It Here (Closed)

Post The Funniest Pose Your Pet Has Ever Been In (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post Your Most Recent Artwork (Closed)

Jon Clingenpeel • submitted a list addition 6 years ago

Hey Pandas, Share The Stories Behind Your Tattoos!

Jon Clingenpeel • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

30 Things That Used To Be Normal In Society But Are Illegal Now

50 Times People Spotted Stupid Design Decisions In Public Places And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

100% agree I would have done the same

“The Ultimate ’80s Page”: 50 Posts About The 80s That Today’s Kids Probably Won’t Get

Or that you didn’t set the film up correctly and it never advanced

50 Times People Had Awesome Design Ideas And They Got Executed Perfectly, As Shared On This Online Community (New Pics)

Same and I’ve bought that yogurt before

50 Loony Headlines That May Make You Laugh Out Loud, As Shared By This Twitter Page

I still live in MD but our main NBC news is for Baltimore but i still stream NBC4 because of the anchors are some of the best news people. A good amount go on to larger news cable networks

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

Can’t up vote this enough. Great to use on the way to the gym to loosen up

33 People Who Tried To Gatekeep Masculinity And Were Rightfully Shamed For It Online

I love my heated seats. Feels like I’m melting into them. It’s one pleasure I derive from my commute to work

50 Vending Machines That Were Designed For Some Very Specific Things (New Pics)

Good call. They probably make up for the pennies in how much they charge for the souvenir

50 Pics And Memes That Sum Up The Dark Side Of The US

It happened. That’s why they make ammo carriers, the green ones out of metal. That way if it goes off it’s contained in the metal container

50 Pics And Memes That Sum Up The Dark Side Of The US

Hope he got his cat back

50 Pics And Memes That Sum Up The Dark Side Of The US

I really hope that’s a joke. But knowing some people it’s probably legit. All you need is one to hit another’s primer and you have a chain reaction and then a grenade going off. I personally saw it happen when a friend threw a bullet in a box with a few others. No one got hurt.

50 Loony Headlines That May Make You Laugh Out Loud, As Shared By This Twitter Page

His legendary yard stick he brings out for the snow is a classic. Grew up in DC area

"What Happens When…?": 40 Interesting Pics That Answer This Question About The Most Random Moments In Life

That was my second cell phone I ever owned. The good old flip phones. You cloud essentially flip it down hard and that was the equivalent of slamming the phone down. Memories 😢

Jon Clingenpeel • upvoted 3 items 2 months ago

Uranium Ore: It Might Not Be The Most Exciting Rock In Your Collection, But It Definitely Wins The Award For "Most Likely To Inspire Existential Dread And Questionable Gardening Experiments."

Apparently The Shared Passions In "My Parents Open Carry" Was The Secret Ingredient That The Family Was Missing

"Becky's Beaver Needs A Barber" Almost Moved One Reviewer To Tears. Of Laughter That Is...

Jon Clingenpeel • upvoted an item 7 months ago

Clever-Science-Memes

Jon Clingenpeel • upvoted 2 items 8 months ago

“Epic Comment God”: 45 Times The Comments Deserved More Praise Than The Post Itself

I choked on Jizzisippi , thanks a lot!

dasaigaijin reply

Jon Clingenpeel • upvoted 5 items 9 months ago

People Share “Uncomplicated Yet Highly Efficient” Life Hacks, Here Are The 30 Best Posts

Never married, no kids. I never felt the need to run at breakneck speed down the aisle.

50 Weird, Maybe Useless, But Definitely Fun Facts To Know, As Shared In This Online Thread

Common Sense Isn’t All That Common: 45 ‘Obvious’ Things People Only Just Learned

Today I learned I am a rainbow baby. Never heard of it. But I am also gay, so yeah...

“Cheetahs Are Extremely Inbred”: 50 Interesting Genetics Facts You May Have Missed At School

Thanks for nothing, mom.

dancingpianofairy reply

If you see a cat with three colors (black, white, and orange), it's got two x chromosomes. Cat people tend to know this, but idk about people in general.

Jon Clingenpeel • upvoted 4 items 10 months ago