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royal_antelope • commented on a post 1 day ago

Folks Reveal Inaccurate 'Facts' They've Been Told, And The Examples Are Hilarious (37 Answers)

This is clearly bs, but wouldn't it be great. For feminist reasons. I'd prefer to no be attracted to man at all if I had a choice. I'd totally get vaccinated against it.

royal_antelope • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

30 People Who Left A Mark In Dispatcher Memories With Their Wild 911 Calls

TBF, I can see how such a sound could be terrifying if you didn't know what it was, and being afraid to go check it out on my own.

royal_antelope • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

40 Memes That Capture Humor, Chaos, And Everything In Between

stupid cat is an oxymoron

40 Memes That Capture Humor, Chaos, And Everything In Between

Being dyslectic is not connect by any means with being stupid.

royal_antelope • commented on 2 posts 1 month ago

This Twitter Account Is About All Things Creepy, And Here Are 40 Of Their Most Chilling Posts

I'm not that much less disgusted with what medicine is doing to them today.

50 People Express Their Parenting Experiences Through These Funny Tweets (November Edition)

Unspoken? Seriously, only children are louder than parents who want grandchildren.

royal_antelope • commented on a post 2 months ago

“This Doesn’t Feel Right”: 50 Unpleasant Gut Feelings That Were Right On The Money

And that is why fast people die younger. Weight loss is not seen as a symptom, therefore diabetes and cancer get diagnosed far later.

royal_antelope • upvoted an item 3 months ago

“Makes My Stomach Turn”: 45 Terrifying True Stories That Are Hard To Believe

Bayer is based in Leverkusen, near Düsseldorf. I think you may have confused this with Bayern Munich, the football club.

royal_antelope • commented on 2 posts 3 months ago

People Share 45 Uneasy, Sad, And Painful “I Hate To Break It To You” Moments

I hope you divorced him

People Share 45 Uneasy, Sad, And Painful “I Hate To Break It To You” Moments

If the so called "pro life" folks actually have a shirt about life, there would be maternity leave, cold care and medically induced abortions before the mother is harmed. They aren't pro life, they're anti women.

royal_antelope • commented on 7 posts 4 months ago

40 Times People Had The Weirdest Convos When Buying Or Selling Online (New Pics)

It still was unpleasant

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royal_antelope • upvoted 6 items 4 months ago

50 Bizarre Divorce Stories That Prove Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction

He felt betrayed for decades after discovering it. I don't know if I would blame him.

50 Bizarre Divorce Stories That Prove Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction

I'd put money on it not being about the coconut couch and the fact that he treated their home like a hotel and his wife like a maid.

50 Bizarre Divorce Stories That Prove Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction

He felt betrayed for decades after discovering it. I don't know if I would blame him.

50 Bizarre Divorce Stories That Prove Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction

I'd put money on it not being about the coconut couch and the fact that he treated their home like a hotel and his wife like a maid.

50 Bizarre Divorce Stories That Prove Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction

This seems very sensible and probably doesn't belong on this list.

40 Times People Had The Weirdest Convos When Buying Or Selling Online (New Pics)

The seller didnt do much to investigate about the condition of the shoes before she asked about payment. She also did a lot of talking, but didnt ask or act sympathetic in a real sence, like notecing that the buyer wasnt very swooned by the blame-shifting.

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them

A lesbian can date a bisexual woman and have a happy relationship

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them

Well, that sucks.

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royal_antelope • upvoted 5 items 5 months ago

Someone Asked "What's The Most Disturbing Secret You've Ever Been Told?" And 30 People Opened Up

So... he didn't think to use condoms, knew she wanted his kid, and stayed with her despite this? He doesn't sound great in this story either.

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Someone Asked "What's The Most Disturbing Secret You've Ever Been Told?" And 30 People Opened Up

So... he didn't think to use condoms, knew she wanted his kid, and stayed with her despite this? He doesn't sound great in this story either.

Good-News-Science-Makingsenseofscience

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TIL of Bessie Coleman, the first African American and Native American female pilot who would only perform if the crowds were desegregated and entered thru the same gates.

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TIL: A park bench in Bristol was given an official postal address so doctors could register the homeless as patients.

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royal_antelope • commented on 2 posts 5 months ago

50 Positive Science Posts To Remind Us Of All The Good That’s Happening In The World

Sadly not true because the vaccine only prevents the cases of cervical cancer caused by sind kinda of HPV. It lowers the risk immensely, but not too zero.

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)

Because sexual orientation is not relevant. Sexus however is. Amab people are more likely to be perpetrators than AFAB.

royal_antelope • commented on 3 posts 8 months ago

33 "Microfeminism" Practices People Swear By

There's no need to be polite in this situation.

35 People Share The Most Surprising Things They Learned From Getting Divorced

So he was pissed that the four women weren't his slaves. Got it.

33 "Microfeminism" Practices People Swear By

There's no need to be polite in this situation.

35 People Share The Most Surprising Things They Learned From Getting Divorced

So he was pissed that the four women weren't his slaves. Got it.

50 Of The Best Posts That Have Ever Been Shared On Tumblr

This is not Computerkreis correct. There different ethnicities in humans and this is medically important, but ignored. The fact that medication was mostly tested in white males is problematic, because people of other ethnicities have not only different pigmentation but a different metabolism. Ignoring ethnicity is just like pretending to be color blind: meant well. But harmful nonetheless.

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royal_antelope • upvoted 4 items 8 months ago

36 Unexpected Frugal Tips That Can Actually Make A Huge Difference

*Scratches head in European* 🤔

50 Of The Best Posts That Have Ever Been Shared On Tumblr

Wrong. Many different ethnic groups have differences that go far beyond the exterior. The differences in bone structure, muscle connections, even the makeup of the blood can all be racial indicators. It does not make one any more or less than another, even if some twisted freaks view it that way, but it does make people different.

36 Unexpected Frugal Tips That Can Actually Make A Huge Difference

*Scratches head in European* 🤔

50 Of The Best Posts That Have Ever Been Shared On Tumblr

Look Into Why Loitering Is A Crime

25 Things That Are Casual And Common For Women In Relationships, But Almost Never For Men

That's interesting because I often see the other way around, where a man gets praised for being such a good dad simply for doing things that people completely expect any mother to do.

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royal_antelope • upvoted 3 items 9 months ago

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Never make fun of someone’s laugh, someone’s smile, or how they dance. Let them express happiness without trying to harsh their joy.

33 Facts That Might Teach Quite A Lot Of People Something New

The tinnitus one is not true.

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Never make fun of someone’s laugh, someone’s smile, or how they dance. Let them express happiness without trying to harsh their joy.

33 Facts That Might Teach Quite A Lot Of People Something New

The tinnitus one is not true.

The Greatest Gift A Female Can Give A Man

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royal_antelope • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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royal_antelope • submitted a new post 3 years ago

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royal_antelope • submitted 9 list additions 2 years ago

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royal_antelope • submitted 11 list additions 3 years ago

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royal_antelope • commented on a post 1 day ago

Folks Reveal Inaccurate 'Facts' They've Been Told, And The Examples Are Hilarious (37 Answers)

This is clearly bs, but wouldn't it be great. For feminist reasons. I'd prefer to no be attracted to man at all if I had a choice. I'd totally get vaccinated against it.

royal_antelope • commented on 2 posts 1 month ago

This Twitter Account Is About All Things Creepy, And Here Are 40 Of Their Most Chilling Posts

I'm not that much less disgusted with what medicine is doing to them today.

50 People Express Their Parenting Experiences Through These Funny Tweets (November Edition)

Unspoken? Seriously, only children are louder than parents who want grandchildren.

royal_antelope • commented on a post 2 months ago

“This Doesn’t Feel Right”: 50 Unpleasant Gut Feelings That Were Right On The Money

And that is why fast people die younger. Weight loss is not seen as a symptom, therefore diabetes and cancer get diagnosed far later.

royal_antelope • commented on 2 posts 3 months ago

People Share 45 Uneasy, Sad, And Painful “I Hate To Break It To You” Moments

I hope you divorced him

People Share 45 Uneasy, Sad, And Painful “I Hate To Break It To You” Moments

royal_antelope • commented on 7 posts 4 months ago

50 Bizarre Divorce Stories That Prove Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction

Like most of these stories, details seem to be missing

50 Bizarre Divorce Stories That Prove Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction

They should both be focusing on the child. Sounds like she was kind of right.

50 Bizarre Divorce Stories That Prove Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction

Because your probably did it accidentally. This sorry seems incomplete. I wonder if that husband did it on purpose.

50 Bizarre Divorce Stories That Prove Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction

Good for her. Husband sounds horrible. And it's a good question she asked. I would also have wondered.

50 Of The Most Obvious Things These People Had To Explain To Clueless Adults

That person means sex, not gender.

50 Pics And Memes About The ’90s You Have To Be Old Enough To Understand

How has the guy with the hat in the upper left corner not aged at all???

40 Times People Had The Weirdest Convos When Buying Or Selling Online (New Pics)

It still was unpleasant

royal_antelope • commented on 2 posts 5 months ago

50 Positive Science Posts To Remind Us Of All The Good That’s Happening In The World

Sadly not true because the vaccine only prevents the cases of cervical cancer caused by sind kinda of HPV. It lowers the risk immensely, but not too zero.

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)

Because sexual orientation is not relevant. Sexus however is. Amab people are more likely to be perpetrators than AFAB.

royal_antelope • commented on 3 posts 8 months ago

33 "Microfeminism" Practices People Swear By

There's no need to be polite in this situation.

35 People Share The Most Surprising Things They Learned From Getting Divorced

So he was pissed that the four women weren't his slaves. Got it.

50 Of The Best Posts That Have Ever Been Shared On Tumblr

royal_antelope • commented on a post 9 months ago

40 Times People Won The Internet With Their Hilarious Reviews

That's not even funny. It's just mean.

royal_antelope • commented on a post 10 months ago

People Provided 28 Fascinating Examples Of Popular Statistics That Are Misunderstood The Most

And those choices are influenced by the fact that women usually make less money and therefore are more likely to stay home with kids.

royal_antelope • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

30 People Who Left A Mark In Dispatcher Memories With Their Wild 911 Calls

TBF, I can see how such a sound could be terrifying if you didn't know what it was, and being afraid to go check it out on my own.

royal_antelope • upvoted 2 items 1 month ago

40 Memes That Capture Humor, Chaos, And Everything In Between

stupid cat is an oxymoron

40 Memes That Capture Humor, Chaos, And Everything In Between

Being dyslectic is not connect by any means with being stupid.

royal_antelope • upvoted an item 3 months ago

“Makes My Stomach Turn”: 45 Terrifying True Stories That Are Hard To Believe

Bayer is based in Leverkusen, near Düsseldorf. I think you may have confused this with Bayern Munich, the football club.

royal_antelope • upvoted 7 items 4 months ago

“1/10 Would Not Recommend It”: 30 People That Followed Their Dreams Then Regretted It Share Their Stories

Princess Consuela Banana Hammock?

50 Bizarre Divorce Stories That Prove Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction

This seems very sensible and probably doesn't belong on this list.

50 Bizarre Divorce Stories That Prove Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction

He felt betrayed for decades after discovering it. I don't know if I would blame him.

50 Bizarre Divorce Stories That Prove Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction

I'd put money on it not being about the coconut couch and the fact that he treated their home like a hotel and his wife like a maid.

40 Times People Had The Weirdest Convos When Buying Or Selling Online (New Pics)

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them

A lesbian can date a bisexual woman and have a happy relationship

40 People Share The Most Ridiculous Reasons Why Someone Stopped Dating Them

Well, that sucks.

royal_antelope • upvoted 5 items 5 months ago

Someone Asked "What's The Most Disturbing Secret You've Ever Been Told?" And 30 People Opened Up

So... he didn't think to use condoms, knew she wanted his kid, and stayed with her despite this? He doesn't sound great in this story either.

best-all-times-today-i-learned-facts

TIL of Bessie Coleman, the first African American and Native American female pilot who would only perform if the crowds were desegregated and entered thru the same gates.