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QuackerCracker
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Helo im duck and i liek cragers
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I stand with pittbulls. Please save them. They are not bad dogs and deserve good homes.
Please STOP POSTING SHAMING ARTICLESIt's mean!!
Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏu’ ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛRɪPpEd? Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs in your bio ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ’re ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ
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Hey Pandas, Post A Reference To A Show And Let's See If We Can Guess It
Bonus: See if you can get all 3 "And may the force ever be in your favor." -Louise B.Hey Pandas, Post A Reference To A Show And Let's See If We Can Guess It
“We, on the other hand, have a pointy stick.”Hey Pandas, What's The Most Sexist Thing Someone Has Said To You?
I overheard two girls at my school talking about chess. One of the girls was saying that a boy said to her that it was weird that the queen in chess can move in all directions in an unlimited amount of squares, but that the king can only move one square at a time. And then she replied to him”Because men are useless”. And then when the boy got annoyed at her, she said that he shouldn’t get annoyed and that he was overreacting. And then her friend agreed with her.Hey Pandas, What's The Most Sexist Thing Someone Has Said To You?
“You couldn’t have been in the real Army. You’re a girl.”Hey Pandas, What's The Most Sexist Thing Someone Has Said To You?
I have many haha but here’s three: ‘Ew… you have hairy man arms.’ We were 11, I am a girl, and my guy friend said that, just cos I have a LITTLE hair visible on my arms. Ah yes, I’m sorry, all women should take the form of naked mole rats! 😃 ‘When you said you play hockey I thought you meant you were a cheerleader. Girls can’t play hockey, their too weak to hit the ball.’ Yes. Because ‘ I play hockey’ can easily be mistake for ‘ I’m a cheerleader.’ I mean I’m a tiny little woman, so obviously you took it that way 🥺🥺 Him: ‘You should watch how much you eat.’ Me: ‘why?’ Him: ‘because it’s not ok for girls to get fat. You know, men work so hard they are allowed to eat whatever, women just stand there and look pretty.’ First of all, I’m nowhere near ‘overweight’ and even so, there is NOTHING wrong with ANYONE being overweight. I just stared at him until he left because I made him feel so uncomfortable lol 😂Hey Pandas, What's The Most Sexist Thing Someone Has Said To You?
Not directed at me, but at all women. We were doing a volleyball unit in P.E. Most of the boys complained, and when we switched to basketball, some dude had the nerve to say, "Finally, a man's sport." He's also really bad at basketball, for irony.Hey Pandas, What's The Most Sexist Thing Someone Has Said To You?
Not as extreme as the others but... Was babysitting and this one kid (m) flat out told me he was stronger than me because ima girl... I looked at this kid (6-8yrs) and went "girls can def be stronger than guys" he went nuh uh... I told him not to talk like that etc. I was really baffeled as im over twice this kids height, could lift him with one hand, and do a ton of sports QuackerCracker • is following 7 people
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