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“You Can Starve”: Husband’s Brutal Wake-Up Call Pushes Exhausted Wife To The Brink

Not when he slaps his exhausted wife in the face, pours cold water over her and tells her she can starve ...my husband and I have been married for a long time and lived through very difficult situations that stressed both of us out to no end but wime never - NEVER - abused each other in this way.

“You Can Starve”: Husband’s Brutal Wake-Up Call Pushes Exhausted Wife To The Brink

He could be the Pope or a literal saint whose work is performing miracles and healing lepers with his touch, but he still SLAPPED HIS WIFE to wake her up. It literally doesn't matter what kind of work he is doing. He smacked his SLEEPING wife and poured water on her face. Pouring water on someone's face is generally considered torture by civilized countries due to the feelings of drowning and the risk of aspiration and subsequent lung issues/potential pneumonia. We don't need any more information on the husband other than "he thought OP was faking being asleep, so he smacked her and poured water on her face while she was asleep".

Spencer's slave no longer • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

“You Can Starve”: Husband’s Brutal Wake-Up Call Pushes Exhausted Wife To The Brink

Sorry, but smacking and pouring water on your wife to wake her up is abusive. Doesn’t matter what number marriage of his it is.

Americans Who Moved Abroad Share What Things Are Scams In The US, Here Are The 45 Best Posts

No, they're not. But I agree they are in many places.

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Americans Who Moved Abroad Share What Things Are Scams In The US, Here Are The 45 Best Posts

Can't bills be paid online using a bank transfer or debit card, or can you only do it with credit cards in the US?

Americans Who Moved Abroad Share What Things Are Scams In The US, Here Are The 45 Best Posts

I'm going to be a mushroom farm, wrapped in a biodegradable shroud full of mushroom spores.

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Americans Who Moved Abroad Share What Things Are Scams In The US, Here Are The 45 Best Posts

I guess you haven't heard of systemic barriers, especially in many marginalized populations? This also includes the sick, elderly and single mothers...

“This Is My House And My Land”: Neighbor’s Bitter Revenge Turns Into A Total Disaster

Hunting and fishing also funds search and rescue for their states through fees on licences. A good portion of search and rescue volunteers are hunters and fisherman (please don't go pc on me, I'm aware.). And it's expensive to be part of search and rescue, you have to supply all your own gear, for multiple situations as well as food for you and the person you're searching for and first aid.

Americans Who Moved Abroad Share What Things Are Scams In The US, Here Are The 45 Best Posts

I guess you haven't heard of systemic barriers, especially in many marginalized populations? This also includes the sick, elderly and single mothers...

“This Is My House And My Land”: Neighbor’s Bitter Revenge Turns Into A Total Disaster

35 Life-Changing Sentences That Touched People To Their Soul

Perhaps not. I choose to side with the older lady in this story and acknowledge Dad being the Stand-up Guy. Let's find some Positive.

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Gun care and health control.

Americans Who Moved Abroad Share What Things Are Scams In The US, Here Are The 45 Best Posts

Women not having autonomy over their own bodies...

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

The thing is, according to the allegations I've read, David Bowie didn't prey on underaged girls. https://www.mic.com/articles/132399/the-complicated-sexual-history-of-david-bowie

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

Not for nothing, but the tall blonde dude next to her is also fully caked up

“This Is My House And My Land”: Neighbor’s Bitter Revenge Turns Into A Total Disaster

I'm laughing at the person talking about taking pleasure from taking the life of the innocent animal. What do you call the cows and chickens that live their lives on a farm for the sole purpose of feeding us? Much better to harvest an animal that lived a life outside of a fence.

“This Is My House And My Land”: Neighbor’s Bitter Revenge Turns Into A Total Disaster

Hunting isn't "blood sport", it's feeding your family all season for low price of a hunting license. Buying farmed animals is where the cruelty lies. Have you seen how they're treated? At least a wild animal is free and unconfined.

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

So butts limit our range of motion. Someone clearly wasn't brought up by my mother. (Well obviously also because they wouldn't be an utter cockwomble if they had been)

“This Is My House And My Land”: Neighbor’s Bitter Revenge Turns Into A Total Disaster

In 2020 hunters brought in 45.2 billion dollars in revenue in fees from license in the USA alone, add in the sales taxes from gear and supplies, private donations from hunters and it's close to 100 billion a year for animals habitat and government regulators such as DNR, hunters are why you have national parks state and federal owned land, without hunters you would have none of this, I guess I would include anglers too they also bring in a lot of revenue and help keep our lakes and rivers clean. Eco tourism has a net negative effect on our parks and wild areas very little respect for nature from many of the (visit Yellowstone around the 4th of July if you don't believe me) and they aren't buying licenses or permits from government agencies to help fund them. Please have more respect for us hunters and anglers, we keep the wild places wild.

“This Is My House And My Land”: Neighbor’s Bitter Revenge Turns Into A Total Disaster

There are many parts of the USA and Canada where wild game is the cheapest meat available, where I live rural Minnesota nearly everyone deer hunts as this is a way to fill your freezer with food quality natural meat. The people that go on big game hunting trips and spending thousands to bag a deer on a game farm give us normal rural Americans a bad name, we do it for food and it brings a sense of community. Hunting season is a huge deal in my area and we love to bond over it.

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I’m from the UK and our politics aren’t great, but when people vote in someone like trump, you can’t expect anything less! I feel for normal Americans (those who didn’t vote trump) because the system is so fooked up for every average American citizen

“This Is My House And My Land”: Neighbor’s Bitter Revenge Turns Into A Total Disaster

A slug wouldn't even fly 1000 meters if fired at a 45 degree angle in the sky, and a 30-30 would travel several miles if fired at a 45 degree angle, an arrow from a bow fired at an optimal angle in the sky can maybe get to 200 yards but if fired at a straight trajectory would go about 50 yards, also deer are hunted from an elevated position so nearly all shots are plunging fire that just goes straight into the ground. Please stop spreading misinformation information, if you don't know just don't say anything.

“This Is My House And My Land”: Neighbor’s Bitter Revenge Turns Into A Total Disaster

An arrow fired by a bow has too much energy to "stick out" of the belly, I've been bow hunting since I was 12 and I've never seen that happen, they usually go straight through the deer like a bullet unless it his a large bone like a shoulder blade, then the arrow breaks. So my guess is this person is full of BS on that regard. You shoot does for population control, by hunting season their fawns are grown up and mostly on their own. The DNR in my state encourages hunters to take does as they offer the best population reduction.Also hunting is not a blood sport that's pretty damn offensive. Lastly any animal taken by a hunter has a much cleaner stress free and painless death than any other way the animal would die naturally, either killed by predators so ripped apart, killed by a car which is hardly ever quick or disease which I think we all understand how awful that would be Hunters care about wildlife more than any other group, they bring in more money for habitat than any group.

“This Is My House And My Land”: Neighbor’s Bitter Revenge Turns Into A Total Disaster

It keeps the population size in check and helps prevent the spread of disease. There are a lot more reasons to hunt than not to because it makes some people uncomfortable. Don't like hunting, don't hunt.

35 Life-Changing Sentences That Touched People To Their Soul

It should be normalized to build up our fathers so they understand they are more capable than they know. What needs to go away is critcisizing our fathers because their participation in parenting can be framed as taking away from a mother. You don't loose anything by lighting another candle with your flame.

“This Is My House And My Land”: Neighbor’s Bitter Revenge Turns Into A Total Disaster

In addition to meat, uncontrolled deer population growth will completely mess up a local ecosystem. They'll wipe out crops and completely change the plant ecosystem, the effect of which trickles down to all of the other critters, causing all of them to have to move & change their habits, which trickles down and so on. Over time they can convert a small forest into a scrub field by eating all of the new growth and underbrush. Like the Yellowstone Wolves experiment, that can change the shape of the land itself. They are also prone to Chronic Wasting Disease, similar to Mad Cow but for deer, and uncontrolled growth will spread it far & wide.

35 Life-Changing Sentences That Touched People To Their Soul

It SHOULD be normalized for men to spend time with and take care of their kids without their wife/partner, but it's not. This woman simply acknowledged that this man was doing what he should do.

50 Times People Dropped Sentences That Probably Only They Could Have Come Up With (New Pics)

“Incelf on a shelf! “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“This Is My House And My Land”: Neighbor’s Bitter Revenge Turns Into A Total Disaster

You know where meat comes from, right?

35 Life-Changing Sentences That Touched People To Their Soul

I used to 'kidnap' my daughter routinely and take her with me. To this day, people tell her (now 16) how i took her everywhere! This SHOULD be the norm!!!

“This Is My House And My Land”: Neighbor’s Bitter Revenge Turns Into A Total Disaster

I don’t hunt or fish (and I doubt I’d have the stomach for it outside of maybe, maybe, maybe spearing a fish), but in this case, OP said they eat what they catch. Not much different from eating pork from the shop, if perhaps more likely ethical than the mass-corp farms that don’t care for their animals like smaller local farms.

35 Life-Changing Sentences That Touched People To Their Soul

You should also be proud of yourself. You are what educators should aspire to.

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50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

When I hear someone who is not Indigenous say this, I desperately want to smack them upside the head. People of Spanish descent lived in the Southwest long before whites got there. And if white people didn't want Blacks living here, they shouldn't have kidnapped them from African countries. Oh, and the Burlingame Treaty welcomed Chinese as cheap labor. None of these morons know anything about US History.

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

Native Americans fully understand the fear and insult in becoming a minority in our own country.

50 Pics That Might Have You Laughing Through The Sadness (New Pics)

Native Americans fully understand the fear and insult in becoming a minority in our own country.

“Today I Learned”: 30 Interesting And Weird Facts To Satisfy Your Curiosity (New Facts)

Right?! Sounds like they're getting wiser!

“Today I Learned”: 30 Interesting And Weird Facts To Satisfy Your Curiosity (New Facts)

Like black, Asian and hispanic families DON'T harp on about having kids now?

50 Delightful Animal Memes To Help You Ignore What’s Happening In The World Right Now

The ONLY cat that I've ever adopted that wasn't a rescue from the outside was Pepper. Someone, left a box of kittens outside the Animal Hospital that my Vet and his family owns. Dr. T gave me a call since he knew I was wanting another cat. All the other kittens were cute, fluffy and sleeping in a pile, then there's Pepper. She climbed the cage door and was howling up a storm. Pepper looked like the scrap parts of the other kittens had been patched together. Black, white and orange with HUGE eyes, ears, feet and pure attitude. It was love at first sight. Pepper stayed small, never grew into her eyes, ears or feet, was Sassy, ruled the house and ONLY liked me, Mom and her big sister Jazzy. She hated EVERYBODY else and would hiss and swat if you tried to touch her. Pepper passed away at 13 years old, due to kidney failure from issues she had since birth. But, while she was alive that girl was spoiled rotten and ruled this house.

“Today I Learned”: 30 Interesting And Weird Facts To Satisfy Your Curiosity (New Facts)

Gee, glad that a racist pandering to white nationalism couldn't get elected today.

“Today I Learned”: 30 Interesting And Weird Facts To Satisfy Your Curiosity (New Facts)

Nah, he is used to things being smaller than what he believes.

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Americans Who Moved Abroad Share What Things Are Scams In The US, Here Are The 45 Best Posts

Can't bills be paid online using a bank transfer or debit card, or can you only do it with credit cards in the US?

Americans Who Moved Abroad Share What Things Are Scams In The US, Here Are The 45 Best Posts

I'm going to be a mushroom farm, wrapped in a biodegradable shroud full of mushroom spores.

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50 Funny Memes That Show Why Country Living Isn’t As Peaceful As You Think

Deer are an introduced animal here, with no predators to control numbers. Same goes for wild pigs. They have to be controlled by hunting with is far more humane than traps or poison.

50 Funny Memes That Show Why Country Living Isn’t As Peaceful As You Think

Introduced pest species do phenomenal amounts of environmental damage and hunting is a far more humane method of pest control than trapping or poisoning. Also, the meat is able to be used.

“If God Wanted It To Rain… He Would Have Done It”: Devastating Fires Engulf LA (30 Pics)

Tough titties on the people who completely blocked access for the firies. At least they got their Louis Vuitton suitcases to safety.

“If God Wanted It To Rain… He Would Have Done It”: Devastating Fires Engulf LA (30 Pics)

Thank you for adding this. I saw this 2 days ago and wondered, hoped, they got out.

“If God Wanted It To Rain… He Would Have Done It”: Devastating Fires Engulf LA (30 Pics)

And arsonists are being caught in the act.

“If God Wanted It To Rain… He Would Have Done It”: Devastating Fires Engulf LA (30 Pics)

Arsonists don't give a fat rat's a,rse about climate change and some of them have been caught in the act.

33 Reasons Why 2024 Was The Year We Were Done With Influencers

I know what I would've done but a spider that big might not have washed off with the windscreen washers. Oh well, carwash it is then.

33 Reasons Why 2024 Was The Year We Were Done With Influencers

Me too!

SIL Can’t Stop Making Remarks About Woman’s Eating Habits, Embarrassed When Nephew Confronts Her

100%. If there's cheese, pate, crackers, Quality Street etc, I'm eating it and the devil be damned. It's Christmas and that means food, treats and bubbles. I suspect SIL has had a childhood of being told "Don't eat that it'll make you fat. Chocolate gives you spots." etc etc etc

“What’s A Misconception About Your Profession That You’d Like To Debunk?” (30 Answers)

Also find out your local Coastguard emergency number because they work off satellite not towers and, depending on the country you're in, they can pick up emergency calls from cellphones out of tower coverage.

“What’s A Misconception About Your Profession That You’d Like To Debunk?” (30 Answers)

Don't be a cockwomble. Hotmix standing proud of the pothole will settle with traffic driving over it. Far better a little speed bump than a 6 inch deep pothole that will damage your tyre, wheel or suspension.

“What’s A Misconception About Your Profession That You’d Like To Debunk?” (30 Answers)

As a former, female, traffic control supervisor, thank you! There isn't a name in the English language I haven't been called by some cockwomble drivers. Truckies were awesome because we tried to not hold them up, especially during night works on state highways. Other times we've had drivers bring us coffees when its bitter cold, ice lollies and cold drinks in high summer, even breakfast at fart o'clock on winter mornings. Roadworks are essential so just smile or wave or have a quick chat with the traffic controller at the Stop sign. Little things like that really do make our jobs so much better. Also, please, please show some human kindness when we're at a fatal crash, detouring traffic or holding you up because there's no detour. These are the jobs that never leave us and we'd rather be anywhere else but there. Roading crews keep our countries moving.

“What Is No Longer Worth It Because Of How Expensive It Has Become?" (28 Responses)

It's really easy to grow your own veggies too, even without an actual garden. Group together with family, friends etc buy a beast from a local farmer to grow, kill and butcher it for you.

“What Is No Longer Worth It Because Of How Expensive It Has Become?" (28 Responses)

The US imports over $2 billion of meat from NZ annually.

“What Is No Longer Worth It Because Of How Expensive It Has Become?" (28 Responses)

Home kill is very popular here in NZ. Being able to grow your own meat and have it butchered exactly how you want it is awesome. Hunting wild pigs, wild goats and venison helps keep environmental pests down and produces some delicious inexpensive meat.

50 Funny Memes That Show Why Country Living Isn’t As Peaceful As You Think

Deer are an environmental nightmare in some countries so it's perfectly legal to hunt, kill and eat them and venison is delicious.

50 Funny Memes That Show Why Country Living Isn’t As Peaceful As You Think

They're some tasty looking Herefords.

50 Funny Memes That Show Why Country Living Isn’t As Peaceful As You Think

He's the baby.

Spencer's slave no longer • upvoted 3 items 2 days ago

“You Can Starve”: Husband’s Brutal Wake-Up Call Pushes Exhausted Wife To The Brink

Sorry, but smacking and pouring water on your wife to wake her up is abusive. Doesn’t matter what number marriage of his it is.

“You Can Starve”: Husband’s Brutal Wake-Up Call Pushes Exhausted Wife To The Brink

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According To Folks Online, These 25 Places Are The Most Beautiful They've Ever Visited

Bonus points if you meet a wizard.

35 Times People Encountered Such Over-Designed Things, They Just Had To Shame Them (New Pics)

I thought it was easy to understand and rather clever.

35 Times People Encountered Such Over-Designed Things, They Just Had To Shame Them (New Pics)

Just need some snow and a fireplace then this mood is set for me. I love these.

“I Did The Job, Boss”: 35 Times People Attempted To Do Their Job But Failed

It's nice they left the rock. It's been around longer than the Costco.

Americans Who Moved Abroad Share What Things Are Scams In The US, Here Are The 45 Best Posts

No, they're not. But I agree they are in many places.

Americans Who Moved Abroad Share What Things Are Scams In The US, Here Are The 45 Best Posts

I guess you haven't heard of systemic barriers, especially in many marginalized populations? This also includes the sick, elderly and single mothers...

Americans Who Moved Abroad Share What Things Are Scams In The US, Here Are The 45 Best Posts

Women not having autonomy over their own bodies...

This Online Community Shares Unfortunate Haircuts, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

Exactly like how the mullet is trending now but on women. EX:Lola Young

This Online Community Shares Unfortunate Haircuts, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

LoL, this cut was a fashion trend and like all trends it keeps reappearing over and over again through time cause that's what fashion trends do.

This Online Community Shares Unfortunate Haircuts, And Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones (New Pics)

Chelsea number 3. It wasn't a weird cut in the punk scene in the 70s and 80s.

“Today I Learned”: 30 Interesting And Weird Facts To Satisfy Your Curiosity (New Facts)

Hmm I doubt this happened. Drivers are part of the security detail and not "under orders" . I cannot conceive of a driver willing to do this. That said most of the reason Diana died was her driver was drunk and she WASNT wearing a seat belt. Sad but true

“Today I Learned”: 30 Interesting And Weird Facts To Satisfy Your Curiosity (New Facts)

Gee, Trump will be so disappointed.

“Today I Learned”: 30 Interesting And Weird Facts To Satisfy Your Curiosity (New Facts)

Nah, he is used to things being smaller than what he believes.

“Today I Learned”: 30 Interesting And Weird Facts To Satisfy Your Curiosity (New Facts)

Gee, glad that a racist pandering to white nationalism couldn't get elected today.

“Today I Learned”: 30 Interesting And Weird Facts To Satisfy Your Curiosity (New Facts)

Yeah, we don't need no brainiacs running things around here!

“Today I Learned”: 30 Interesting And Weird Facts To Satisfy Your Curiosity (New Facts)

Like black, Asian and hispanic families DON'T harp on about having kids now?

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