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Jacob Nunez
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Jacob Nunez • commented on 2 posts 2 years ago
Jacob Nunez • upvoted 38 items 2 years ago
DatAssamite reply
This is gonna get buried but here goes. Bouncers don't give a f**k about you, your problems, or anything other than not having the rules/law broken. If you are cool to us, we will be cool to you. Come at us with an attitude, or hostility, and we will respond in kind. We aren't paid to be nice.
Kuja27 reply
Tech support. I google most of your problems. Good tech support is very well worded google searches
cyberdrunk reply
I work in video games. Our job is to make our game as addictive as possible so that we can make the most money out of micro-transactions. (Think mobile phone games) A lot of our game design is by marketing telling us what people will most likely buy in the game by watching data. Sure, it starts free-to-play, but to keep you playing and paying we mine data to make it more "sticky." After a while I felt like I was working for a drug dealer and quit recommending our games to people I knew. Sure, people have fun playing the games we make, but I don't want to hear later about how much money you or your kids wasted on it.
reaperteddy reply
Most cheap sex toys are made out of unstable materials (TPE, TPR) that may leech chemicals into your body and may over time start to melt, especially if stored with other toys. These material can also be Porous and a perfect home for bacteria, so black spots might grow on your dildo. Edit: I'm exceptionally drunk, leave me alone. All your questions can be answered here: http://dangerouslilly.com/toxictoys/
Fender088 reply
Barely anyone in the state of Georgia gets an autopsy. If you wanted to kill someone over the age of 40, all you would really need to do is make sure that they had some kind of previous medical history and the body was found outside of a metropolitan area. The coroners here are only required to have a high school diploma. Some states are worse, most better.
anon reply
How we fix our computer issues in IT: We turn it off and on again. Seriously, this fixes 99% of computer issues.
Secretlysidhe reply
Many of the books you read - especially romance - aren't written by the person who's name is on the cover. Most romance books are ghostwritten and bought by someone else (often a man, I've found) and published under a female's name with a fake bio. How do I know this? I'm a ghostwriter.
anon reply
I own a bar, we get rich while a lot of people drown their sorrows in alcohol (Serious, that really depresses me somehow)
anon reply
Every driver of a truck has nodded off at one time or another making them an 80,000 lb death missile.
Mach_Two reply
FedEx Office doesn't recycle. I've personally killed probably close to an acre of forest.
PoonPonder reply
Valet driver here, dont leave your drugs in the car. A kid took a pound out of a customers car a few years back and the dude came back FLIPPIN out screaming at the manager. When the manager finally asked what was stolen and he told him weed, my manager just said "oh. Well you can file a police report then"
GetGreggedOn reply
I am a welder for a company that builds rollercoasters... Every single weld is inspected and x-rayed for any defect. So I guess this doesn't apply but just so everyone can feel a little bit safer I figured I'd let you internet people know.
Ohmannothankyou reply
Teacher here: I hide YOUR secrets. If your kids know it, I know it. Children are tactless and impulsive and they tell me all about your reproductive habits, financial difficulties, domestic problems, and tindr dates. I know so much about moms and dads that I wish I could erase from my brain forever. But I will never tell! You're welcome!
Karova1 reply
Plumber. I make over half my money using one tool that costs $50, and a skill that can be learned in 20 minutes. Edit: The tool is a shifter and the skill is knowing how to pull apart and install taps. Drain snakes and plungers are how I make almost all the rest. That "almost" is the reason I need all of my other tools.
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DatAssamite reply
This is gonna get buried but here goes. Bouncers don't give a f**k about you, your problems, or anything other than not having the rules/law broken. If you are cool to us, we will be cool to you. Come at us with an attitude, or hostility, and we will respond in kind. We aren't paid to be nice.Mach_Two reply
FedEx Office doesn't recycle. I've personally killed probably close to an acre of forest.Fender088 reply
Barely anyone in the state of Georgia gets an autopsy. If you wanted to kill someone over the age of 40, all you would really need to do is make sure that they had some kind of previous medical history and the body was found outside of a metropolitan area. The coroners here are only required to have a high school diploma. Some states are worse, most better.cyberdrunk reply
I work in video games. Our job is to make our game as addictive as possible so that we can make the most money out of micro-transactions. (Think mobile phone games) A lot of our game design is by marketing telling us what people will most likely buy in the game by watching data. Sure, it starts free-to-play, but to keep you playing and paying we mine data to make it more "sticky." After a while I felt like I was working for a drug dealer and quit recommending our games to people I knew. Sure, people have fun playing the games we make, but I don't want to hear later about how much money you or your kids wasted on it.reaperteddy reply
Most cheap sex toys are made out of unstable materials (TPE, TPR) that may leech chemicals into your body and may over time start to melt, especially if stored with other toys. These material can also be Porous and a perfect home for bacteria, so black spots might grow on your dildo. Edit: I'm exceptionally drunk, leave me alone. All your questions can be answered here: http://dangerouslilly.com/toxictoys/anon reply
I own a bar, we get rich while a lot of people drown their sorrows in alcohol (Serious, that really depresses me somehow)PoonPonder reply
Valet driver here, dont leave your drugs in the car. A kid took a pound out of a customers car a few years back and the dude came back FLIPPIN out screaming at the manager. When the manager finally asked what was stolen and he told him weed, my manager just said "oh. Well you can file a police report then"anon reply
Every driver of a truck has nodded off at one time or another making them an 80,000 lb death missile.Kuja27 reply
Tech support. I google most of your problems. Good tech support is very well worded google searchesKarova1 reply
Plumber. I make over half my money using one tool that costs $50, and a skill that can be learned in 20 minutes. Edit: The tool is a shifter and the skill is knowing how to pull apart and install taps. Drain snakes and plungers are how I make almost all the rest. That "almost" is the reason I need all of my other tools. Jacob Nunez • is following 9 people
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