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Jacob1z

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Jacob1z • upvoted 38 items 1 year ago

Funny, Parenting

50 Painfully Funny Posts Of Kids Ruining Their Parents' Days, As Shared On This Online Group

40 Of The Absolute Dumbest Things People Posted Online And Got Shamed For On This Group (New Pics)

Toast together roast everyone ham one another

Funny, Parenting

50 Painfully Funny Posts Of Kids Ruining Their Parents' Days, As Shared On This Online Group

40 Of The Absolute Dumbest Things People Posted Online And Got Shamed For On This Group (New Pics)

Toast together roast everyone ham one another

40 Of The Absolute Dumbest Things People Posted Online And Got Shamed For On This Group (New Pics)

Upvote for the reply.

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30 House Rules People Had As Kids That They Only Later Realized Not All Households Followed

That's pretty smart ^^

Hey Pandas What Is Your Favorite Red Dead Redemption 2 Mission

A quiet time, the mission from chapter 2 where you go to the valentine saloon to go drinking with lenny

30 Harmless Psychological Tricks People Use On Others To Get What They Want

Not ridiculous. Genius.

kteabrown reply

If you ever ran out of toilet paper whilst on the toilet, you had to sing the "Stranded" song or else no one else in the house would bring you a roll.

mosaicevolution reply

My dad made a rule that I had to kill seven flies a day during my summer break.

CharlieChooper reply

When I got in trouble I was put on "reading restriction" as a punishment. I loved to read as a kid (still do!) so it was an effective punishment at the time.

missdontcare_ reply

Maybe it's not a "house" rule. But when I was six my mom told me that if a behaved she would let me skip school on Saturdays and Sundays. One day my teacher said "see ya Monday" and I knew

JetScootr reply

Any of the kids (7 of us) can play with any toy that is left out. The owner of the toy can't take it back until whoever's playing with it is done. If the toy is put away in the owner's room, permission must be asked.

anxiousjellybean reply

My mum used to pay me to be my own babysitter between the ages of 10-14 or so. The rule was that as long as I didn't make a mess and I'd put myself to bed by the time she got home then I got $10 in the morning.

motorbike-t reply

When I was really young I had a “night night bell”. It was this old clay bell(?) that hung in the kitchen, and when I had to go to bed I got to ring the bell and everyone would come say goodnight and then I would go to bed. Not really a rule, but a weird little ritual in our house.

Ushouldknowthat reply

No curfew as long as I told my mom where I would be. I was always honest bcs I loved being 16 with no curfew.

dahaoab reply

If you couldn't find something, and you asked someone for help (sibling or parent) and they found it for you, they got to punch you in the arm.

This Community For Pet Owners Helps Them To Understand If Their Pet’s Actually A Jerk (33 Examples)

Why did this make me cry!?

Community-People-Pets-Reddit

Cassie adopted me when I was 1 and she was 7. We’ve been together through thick and thin. My human has moved us around a lot but she always takes me with. Sometimes, Cassie would have no money and she would still prioritize keeping my food dish full and my litter box clean. She also leaves the sink faucet running 24/7 , because she knows I like my water crisp and straight from the tap. I guess you could say she really loves me! Here’s where I may be the cloaca: My Cassie decided she wanted to see her human litter across the country. The thing is, as soon as she left, I started to get sick. Like really, really sick. The strange human checking in on me noticed that I wasn’t eating. I knew I was already on the last of my 9 lives, but I was hoping I could at least wait for my Cassie to come home. I tried, but I couldn’t hang on any longer. My human has been crying her eyes out ever since. She put my urn and collar next to my favorite sink and sometimes leaves the water running for me. I feel awful about this, but I don’t think I’m coming back, and I think deep down, Cassie knows this too. I’ve assigned Cassie’s other pet, a dog named Tracer, the duty of watching over her now in my stead. AITC for leaving my human?

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AITC for yell at dad when take babies? (OOC: Dolly is my foster cat, she can’t be spayed until her babies are adopted in case anyone asks why she has babies. Will post cat tax when I’m out of school. Never written one of these before sorry if it sucks) Hello. I Dolly, I not know my age, and I have lots of babies! 6 whole babies! I love them very much and temporary dad loves them too. I love dad so much! I follow him everywhere even though he tells me to ‘not get attached.’ I not know what that means. I like to sit in loaf in sun on dads lap and talk to him. He is good dad. Except one thing. He takes my babies! He picks them up and puts liquid in their little mouths and puts them on a plate with numbers on it and tells me ‘Yay! Your babies are growing!’ I don’t care! I want my babies! I know dad would never hurt babies, but I express my displeasure by yelling at dad even after all my babies are back in box. Dad pets me and feeds me and I am teaching babies that dad is good dad so they don’t hiss. But how does dad repay me? By making babies eat yucky juice! And he makes me eat it too! He says it ‘medicine’ and that babies have ‘a cold.’ I don’t care! I show my displeasure by yelling. Dad says he trying to help but I no believe it. AITC?

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vtfb79 reply

“How?” - I got this one from a negotiating book by Chris Voss - former FBI Hostage Negotiator, lots of parallels for parenting young kids. How can we go to the playground if you don’t put your shoes on? How can we put dessert on your plate when there are vegetable in the way? How can you have fun tomorrow if you don’t go to bed? It flips the script on my kids - instead of giving orders, I’m trying to help them get what they want (by having them do what I want) and asking them for the solution. Yeah they can get smart and give chippy answers, but you just keep asking them how….

DrPeterVankman reply

This may sound ridiculous but it has helped me immensely. I get terrible anxiety attacks from time to time, and my brain basically convinces me I’m seconds away from dying. When I start to go down this spiral, I tell my brain in Samuel L Jackson’s voice “I don’t remember asking you a GODAMN thing!” Ever since I started doing this I find myself either chuckling or feeling empowered that I told my brain to stfu for once

whomp1970 reply

If you whisper to a crying toddler, they'll quiet down to hear what you're saying. If you make your words almost imperceptible, they will really quiet down. And if you mumble and throw in some words like "ice cream" or their favorite TV show, it works even better. EDIT: I'm shocked at how many replies said "this also works in a prison on inmates".

This Facebook Group Is Dedicated To "America's Cultural Decline Into Idiocy", And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Memes

What could go wrong? . . . . . . . . .giggle

Animals, Dogs

50 ‘Puppies In Random Situations’ That Might Just Heal Your Soul

This Facebook Group Is Dedicated To "America's Cultural Decline Into Idiocy", And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Memes

I can just log off now. You won the internet today.

"I Feel Personally Attacked By This Meme": 40 Random Funny Memes That Hit Too Close To Home

How did the Yule Man get access to the internet?

This Facebook Group Is Dedicated To "America's Cultural Decline Into Idiocy", And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Memes

I think most Americans are aware that "Snakes and Ladders" is another version of "Chutes and Ladders," but there's still enough out there I'd bet, who can still be REALLY confused by this comment.

This Facebook Group Is Dedicated To "America's Cultural Decline Into Idiocy", And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Memes

You do? My IQ drops with each scroll on the way, and I don't have it in excess, mind you 🙃

This Facebook Group Is Dedicated To "America's Cultural Decline Into Idiocy", And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Memes

Internet win of the day right there! Thanks, I needed the laugh.

43 Funny Animal Memes, As Shared By This Facebook Page

He can have my sole too.

This Facebook Group Is Dedicated To "America's Cultural Decline Into Idiocy", And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Memes

Someone always has to ruin it for the rest of us.

This Facebook Group Is Dedicated To "America's Cultural Decline Into Idiocy", And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Memes

Time to roll the dice.

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Hey Pandas What Is Your Favorite Red Dead Redemption 2 Mission

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Hey Pandas What Is Your Favorite Red Dead Redemption 2 Mission

Jacob1z • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas What Is Your Favorite Red Dead Redemption 2 Mission

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Hey Pandas What Is Your Favorite Movie?

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Hey Pandas, What Was The Creepiest Thing You've Ever Heard? (Closed)

Jacob1z • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas What Is Your Favorite Red Dead Redemption 2 Mission

Hey Pandas, Write A Few Lines From A Song And Let The Comments Continue/Guess It (Closed)

Jacob1z • submitted 3 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas What Is Your Favorite Movie?

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Habit You Have?

Hey Pandas, What Is A Creepy History Fact?

Jacob1z • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

35 Psychiatric Hospital Employees And Patients Share The Creepiest And Most Disturbing Things They’ve Witnessed

i dont get it

35 Psychiatric Hospital Employees And Patients Share The Creepiest And Most Disturbing Things They’ve Witnessed

tl dr what happend

35 Psychiatric Hospital Employees And Patients Share The Creepiest And Most Disturbing Things They’ve Witnessed

this is my friends account

35 Psychiatric Hospital Employees And Patients Share The Creepiest And Most Disturbing Things They’ve Witnessed

its me Mario i miss you too

People Are Loving The Spirit Halloween Costume Memes, Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Ones

Shyla Bouche didnt Insult wishbone Shyla Bouche Probably Forgot The dogs name, So how about you Stfu!

People Are Loving The Spirit Halloween Costume Memes, Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Ones

I agree

People Are Loving The Spirit Halloween Costume Memes, Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Ones

Thats a good name

People Are Loving The Spirit Halloween Costume Memes, Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Ones

I like the name sherbark Holme

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of Your Shower Thoughts?

so im sky diving and i would use the parachute, so then im skydiving twice?

50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck While Dumpster Diving (New Pics)

I love the cats face

This Online Group Roasts Shameless Rip Offs Of Famous Brands, Here Are 45 Of The Worst Offenders (New Pics)

Jordans 2.0

50 Scary Paintings That Aren’t Easy To Look At

this one looks cool

Hey Pandas, What Was The Creepiest Thing You've Ever Heard? (Closed)

Wazzaaa

Jacob1z • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

Funny, Parenting