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Henk Loorbach

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Henk Loorbach

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I’m a director with a background in art, based in Amsterdam. I make commercials, music videos, and other cool things. I like rum, sun, discounts, and strange stuff.

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Henk Loorbach • upvoted an item 3 months ago

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

I’ve seen The Holy Grail. Here in the U.K. we used coconut shells to imitate the sound of horses hooves, that was the case until we could import horses from the U.S.

Henk Loorbach • upvoted an item 9 months ago

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A Painting Of My Golden Retriever That Went Viral And Changed My Life Forever

Henk Loorbach • upvoted 3 items 1 year ago

That And Single-Use Toiletries

Dads First Meme

That And Single-Use Toiletries

Dads First Meme

Please Don’t Overanalyze This

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Henk Loorbach • upvoted 24 items 1 year ago

Someone Forgot How An Acronym Works

30 Things That Are Unimaginable For Women, Yet Are Absolutely Normal For Men

As a woman I say "HA!" So wrong.

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My friends who I haven't seen in YEARS went camping with me recently for four days. I got back and my wife asked me what's been going on in their lives. I pondered and said that I don't really know beyond some got married at some point, one had a kid but I don't know when, and that we mainly talked random stuff. One night we had ended up making a tier list of dipping sauces over three hours.

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Mainly mind blowing to my wife. When something in the house breaks, needs repairing, repainting, generally attended to. I don't have an automatic man signal straight to my brain that tells me what to do. I have to go away, watch YouTube videos, read methods, roam around B&Q for a solution. It takes failed attempts and roaming around the offending situation cursing to myself when no one around untill I either fix it. Or call another male via form of payment to fix it because I'm out of my depth. My wife is under the impression her role is to identify something is wrong and just hand it to me because I will "know what to do".

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The first time my wife showered with me she stops and says “it’s moving! Are you doing that? Why is it moving?” That was when I realized, if you don’t have a dong, you don’t know that they can move around as your testicles move, nor do you know that testicles move around all the time on their own. Particularly in an environment where the temperature is getting either hot or cold, like a shower. Balls move and balls itch. It’s what they do. And d***s have a mind of their own. Don’t ask me why it’s hard, I’ve been asking it that since I hit puberty.