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Imitating • upvoted 40 items 1 year ago
Halloween, Occasions
Architect Dad Builds Huge Halloween Installations Every Year, Goes Viral On TikTok
ClownfishSoup reply
I think Steve Jobs was a marketing and sales genius. Then when it came to his treatable cancer ... well I wouldn't call him an idiot, but he placed his faith in the wrong person and his "I always win" attitude cost him his life. He was unlucky to get cancer, but lucky that it was treatable at the stage it was discovered ... but he ignored his doctors and thought that changing his diet would heal him.
crispier_creme reply
Elon musk comes to mind immediately. Well, he was probably an idiot the whole time but he had the veneer of a genius for a while
AutisticYogurt reply
Im always way too hot when I try to fall asleep, but I can't sleep with open windows in the winter. So I keep a couple of oranges frozen outside the window and I just toss one into bed. Night snack and keeps me cool without having to get up out of bed. Win-win unless you fall asleep and crush the orange, but atleast you got some sleep so thats still kind of a win... I never expected this post to gain such traction, or I'd made it clearer. So I guess Ill edit in some common questions. -I rarely eat them before sleep. It's either breakfast or a snack if I wake up at 3am. -My teeth are fine. -Ice packs would work as well, but you can't eat them and it doesn't feel as natural. -Fans work, but I have a bad habit of ruining them. It's not as good as under blanket cooling anyways. -I like to keep them in my armpits, but not always. Sometimes they just roll around in bed, sometimes I put one on my belly button and pretend I'm a giant teeing up my ball for a galactic game of golf. -I am almost certainly a human. I think. -I'm single and ready to mingle. Thank you for the gold kind stranger!
KBVan21 reply
You spend your time listening for water leaks like it’s a hobby. Any running water whatsoever makes the heart skip a beat lol
TanLimes reply
Any home improvement project, whether DIY or contracted out, will take longer than you expected and cost more than you originally thought.
thelittletikitikinut reply
To go into McDonald's when I was 7. I was having a final farewell week with my dad as I was moving away to Scotland with my mum the week after. As a treat he took me to McDonald's but on the way I changed my mind to Burger King and then I changed my mind AGAIN and we went back to McDonald's. Thank goodness I did because the total strangers standing in the queue in front of us was a mum and her 6 year old daughter, it was her birthday as she had a 6 badge on. Me and the daughter immediately became friends and her mum and my dad decided we should all go to the park together. They swapped numbers and stayed in touch. Every time I visited my dad from Scotland I would ask to see the girl from McDonald's. A few years later my dad and her mum moved in together. Then when I was 14 they got married and my best friend got to be my sister. This year it will be 25 years since that day I walked into McDonald's. So very very grateful.
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ClownfishSoup reply
I think Steve Jobs was a marketing and sales genius. Then when it came to his treatable cancer ... well I wouldn't call him an idiot, but he placed his faith in the wrong person and his "I always win" attitude cost him his life. He was unlucky to get cancer, but lucky that it was treatable at the stage it was discovered ... but he ignored his doctors and thought that changing his diet would heal him.crispier_creme reply
Elon musk comes to mind immediately. Well, he was probably an idiot the whole time but he had the veneer of a genius for a while Halloween, Occasions
Architect Dad Builds Huge Halloween Installations Every Year, Goes Viral On TikTok
AutisticYogurt reply
Im always way too hot when I try to fall asleep, but I can't sleep with open windows in the winter. So I keep a couple of oranges frozen outside the window and I just toss one into bed. Night snack and keeps me cool without having to get up out of bed. Win-win unless you fall asleep and crush the orange, but atleast you got some sleep so thats still kind of a win... I never expected this post to gain such traction, or I'd made it clearer. So I guess Ill edit in some common questions. -I rarely eat them before sleep. It's either breakfast or a snack if I wake up at 3am. -My teeth are fine. -Ice packs would work as well, but you can't eat them and it doesn't feel as natural. -Fans work, but I have a bad habit of ruining them. It's not as good as under blanket cooling anyways. -I like to keep them in my armpits, but not always. Sometimes they just roll around in bed, sometimes I put one on my belly button and pretend I'm a giant teeing up my ball for a galactic game of golf. -I am almost certainly a human. I think. -I'm single and ready to mingle. Thank you for the gold kind stranger!KBVan21 reply
You spend your time listening for water leaks like it’s a hobby. Any running water whatsoever makes the heart skip a beat lolTanLimes reply
Any home improvement project, whether DIY or contracted out, will take longer than you expected and cost more than you originally thought.thelittletikitikinut reply
To go into McDonald's when I was 7. I was having a final farewell week with my dad as I was moving away to Scotland with my mum the week after. As a treat he took me to McDonald's but on the way I changed my mind to Burger King and then I changed my mind AGAIN and we went back to McDonald's. Thank goodness I did because the total strangers standing in the queue in front of us was a mum and her 6 year old daughter, it was her birthday as she had a 6 badge on. Me and the daughter immediately became friends and her mum and my dad decided we should all go to the park together. They swapped numbers and stayed in touch. Every time I visited my dad from Scotland I would ask to see the girl from McDonald's. A few years later my dad and her mum moved in together. Then when I was 14 they got married and my best friend got to be my sister. This year it will be 25 years since that day I walked into McDonald's. So very very grateful.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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