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Dij

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Trying to find my way in life. Don't know if I will.

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Dij • upvoted 7 items 6 months ago

Man Realizes His Values Don’t Match His Fiancée’s After Proposing, Ends Everything

Anyone demanding a ring of a certain value is shallow, high maintenance, and to be avoided.

Woman Vents About Fiancé’s Rant About Her Education, Gets A Reality Check About This Relationship

"we are both religious" ... yup. That's the issue right there.

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Dij • upvoted 32 items 7 months ago

50 Cringeworthy Design Fails That Are So Bad, They're Funny

I'm stone cold sober and I'm still freaking out

1.9M People Are Enjoying Wholesome Content From This FB Group, So Here Are 50 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

This looks like a pokemon lol

50 Cringeworthy Design Fails That Are So Bad, They're Funny

I'm stone cold sober and I'm still freaking out

1.9M People Are Enjoying Wholesome Content From This FB Group, So Here Are 50 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

This looks like a pokemon lol

30 Times People Took A Break At Work To Tweet The Whole Truth About Having To Work

I would be in a full panic attack after 2 rooms

30 Times People Took A Break At Work To Tweet The Whole Truth About Having To Work

I'd prefer winter break so I don't have to go out in the cold snow and ice.

Man Cheats On GF With Her Best Friend, They Harass Her When She Refuses To Attend Their Wedding

If they’ll cheat with you, they’ll cheat on you.

45 Times “Dudette With Sign” Did Everyone A Public Service And Protested Irritating Things (New Pics)

Unless you have A/C and snacks.

45 Times “Dudette With Sign” Did Everyone A Public Service And Protested Irritating Things (New Pics)

I like all these, but I really hope this is the last time I read or hear Mindful or Demure.

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread

Yeah I’m not reading that either, yeesh

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread

I aint reading all that. Diamonds are rare and not evil. Got it

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread

I remember our custodian in elementary. Super chill old black guy with serious granddad/wise old man vibes. He was a very nice man.

45 Times “Dudette With Sign” Did Everyone A Public Service And Protested Irritating Things (New Pics)

I want socially acceptable man-purses.

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread

Please treat these employees with respect and kindness!

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread

Any medical profession would be full of stress I'd imagine

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“Divorced Immediately”: 30 Marriages That Fell Apart Right After The Wedding

What were they?

“Divorced Immediately”: 30 Marriages That Fell Apart Right After The Wedding

If the groom didn't clear it with her before hand, he simply did it to humiliate her. She's lucky to be free of him.

“Divorced Immediately”: 30 Marriages That Fell Apart Right After The Wedding

Yeah, let's disrespect one person, humiliate her on a joyful day in front of her family and friends while ruining an expensive cake, makeup, hair and dress ! Really funny !

50 Of The Most Hilarious Fails Following “An Attempt Being Made” (Best Of All Time)

Giving him the clothes and stuff woulda been that evil scary socialism, but helping him get a permit is good old jesus-approved capitalism.

50 Of The Most Hilarious Fails Following “An Attempt Being Made” (Best Of All Time)

If you have nothing better to do than report a kid trying to make money, then you need to take a good look at your life.

50 Of The Most Hilarious Fails Following “An Attempt Being Made” (Best Of All Time)

Let me fix that headline "City officials enable child labor following complaint. 'Kid needs work in order to pay for essential needs', officials said".

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Dij • submitted a new post 7 months ago

Community, Work & Money

I Worked For Discover Bank. Here's What Happens On The Inside.

Dij • submitted a new post 7 months ago

Community, Work & Money

I Worked For Discover Bank. Here's What Happens On The Inside.

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Dij • commented on 2 posts 7 months ago

Hospitality Workers Share 50 Encounters With Customers That Left Them Speechless

Not when he made rape and death threats!

Woman Isolates In “Survival Mode” After In-Laws Override Her Rule Of No Phones At The Table

"Survival mode" and "needing to heal"? It was a disagreement, not a car accident! Drama queen, much?

Dij • commented on 7 posts 8 months ago

“The True Stupidity Of Earth”: 50 Spot-On Posts That Perfectly Illustrate Work In A Restaurant

Banking would also like a word.

“It Was Very Embarrassing”: Teen Refuses Aunt’s Fat-Shaming Birthday Gift, Upsets Parents

So, OP has been overweight since childhood? Interesting a CHILD is somehow responsible for their eating choices. Yes, OP is 18 now, but I'm positive she wasn't feeding herself for those 18 years. Where is the responsibility of the parents in this? And yes, aunt was extremely inappropriate.

Man Is Beyond Hurt After His Mother Calls Herself A “First Time Mom” After Having A Second Child

Firstborn child. Though not to this extent, I've been in OP's place. Yeah, it hurts knowing your birth order made you the unlucky one. You don't get the best just because you were born first. Ouch. It's one of the reasons I chose not to have kids. I refuse for my firstborn to get the worst of me by virtue being the firstborn. That's nonsense. OP's mom really should've considered her words better.

Gen Z Are Obsessed With Viral Trend Of “Silent Walking,” People Mock The Concept

So, "walking" is a trend now? I think Gen Z is several decades too late.

Wife’s Steamy Affair Exposed After 7 Years Of Marriage, Husband Abandons Wife And 5-Year-Old Kid

Because a lot of storytelling subreddits tend to be exercises in creative writing. There have been situations of stories being stolen from other users and posted years later, or some stories have rather obvious holes in them. In this case, as is being pointed out, this user raised and loved a child for five years, and that love is gone in an instant after a paternity. No normal person loses love of a child they genuinely had a bond with that quickly. Not to mention, this type of story is so common and textbook.

38 Times Companies Faced Such Backlash From Customers It Became Historic

This isn't JC Penney's fault. This is more to do with the average consumer being dumber than a rock.

Woman Is Heartbroken After Her 1st Grader Son Spends Hours On Homework On His 2nd Day Of School

That's only the alternative if you allow it to be. You could always not buy them an iPad or phone, and take them to places like the library or playground (if weather allows).

Dij • commented on 6 posts 9 months ago

30 Tweets Posted By People With Impeccable Humor

Because this is not how real life works (in most careers). I mentioned in another comment I study programming. You will be laughed out of the room if you suggest rote memorization as a tactic. The exams in my computer science degree allow us to use a calculator. I dare you to try working with gigantic numbers, tiny numbers, or *imaginary numbers* without a calculator.

30 Tweets Posted By People With Impeccable Humor

So, you remember the content of every test you ever took from kindergarten to 12th grade? Interesting.

30 Tweets Posted By People With Impeccable Humor

Actually, I wouldn't. Most developers learn the necessary skills *on the job*. Sure, there are basics (the equivalent to knowing the alphabet!), but a majority of the theory in computer science is not used in development unless said developer is in a *very* specialized role. You literally said you don't know anything about programming. Another commenter referenced Stack Overflow. That answers your question.

30 Tweets Posted By People With Impeccable Humor

I study programming. Every developer I've spoken to has told me nobody expects anything to be memorized, and even professionals look up basic things like syntax because it changes constantly. Research is a skill. So, I agree with the original post. Plus, passing an exam does not mean the person knows the material. There's a reason many people forget the content shortly after the test ends.

102 Terrifying Things You May Want To Consider Before Getting Pregnant And Having Kids

I have one reason: not interested. That's it.

50 Examples Of People Posting Something So Awful It Made Others ‘Facepalm’ (New Pics)

It literally says "helped make ends meet". That generally means someone was struggling financially.

Dij • commented on a post 10 months ago

Moms Gang Up On Neighbor To Watch Woman's Kids During Spring Break, Act Crazy When She Says 'No'

That seems like just looking for any reason to fire her.

Dij • commented on 3 posts 11 months ago

50 People Who Quit Their Job On The Spot Share What Did It For Them

I once had a boss tell me "you get paid to do, not to think". This was a guy who considered himself progressive because he has a daughter. So glad I quit that job.

10 Most Common Wedding Faux Pas Perpetuated By Guests Revealed By Etiquette Experts

Why on Earth would you invite someone without inviting their partner?

10 Most Common Wedding Faux Pas Perpetuated By Guests Revealed By Etiquette Experts

I would think your attendance signals you support their union.

Dij • commented on a post 1 year ago

30 Spot-On Comics Illustrating Office Culture, By This Artist (New Pics)

That might be because people prefer to not become behind on their bills. At one of my previous jobs, two of my co-workers began working again just two days after they left the hospital due to an auto accident. They were not recovered, but to quote one of them, "I have bills to pay". Neither bills nor your job care if you're sick.

Dij • upvoted 9 items 6 months ago

45 Former Believers Explain What Made Them Lose Their Faith

Christians do tend to be the most un Christ like people on the planet.

45 Former Believers Explain What Made Them Lose Their Faith

If Jesus Christ was alive today, the one thing he would not be is a Christian. - Mark Twain

45 Former Believers Explain What Made Them Lose Their Faith

So pro-life /s

Man Realizes His Values Don’t Match His Fiancée’s After Proposing, Ends Everything

Anyone demanding a ring of a certain value is shallow, high maintenance, and to be avoided.

Man Cheats On GF With Her Best Friend, They Harass Her When She Refuses To Attend Their Wedding

If they’ll cheat with you, they’ll cheat on you.

“Had A Dream About Her Cheating”: 30 Unhinged Ways People Caught A Cheater

Anything with that word in shouldn't be published at all, if you want people to stop saying it.

“Had A Dream About Her Cheating”: 30 Unhinged Ways People Caught A Cheater

If you feel the need to hide a secret phone, you should at least be smart enough to put it on silent.

50 Cringeworthy Design Fails That Are So Bad, They're Funny

I'm stone cold sober and I'm still freaking out

Woman Vents About Fiancé’s Rant About Her Education, Gets A Reality Check About This Relationship

"we are both religious" ... yup. That's the issue right there.

Dij • upvoted 11 items 7 months ago

1.9M People Are Enjoying Wholesome Content From This FB Group, So Here Are 50 Of Their Best Posts (New Pics)

This looks like a pokemon lol

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50 Times Delusional Family Members Made Extremely Entitled Demands (New Pics)

It doesn't matter how old a kid is, spanking, smacking, hitting is wrong.

50 Times Delusional Family Members Made Extremely Entitled Demands (New Pics)

Sorry, but the conversation would be over when the "beat their a*s" comment came out. Conversation over, and you no longer get to spend time with the grandkids.

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30 Times People Took A Break At Work To Tweet The Whole Truth About Having To Work

I'd prefer winter break so I don't have to go out in the cold snow and ice.

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