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OkAdministration7456 reply
When I was in the military, I always always walked around with a clipboard. I had a terrible expression on my face, and once in a while, I looked at the clipboard and frown and shake my head. People very weirdly ever bothered me.

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Got on a plane last year and 3 people were in my row, 1 was in my window seat. I explained to them that they were in the wrong row. The lady suggested to me that I could just take her seat in the row behind. I explained to her that I had paid $$ for “ extra leg room”. Her reply was “so” we don’t want to move. After standing there and gazing at her, the three perturbedly moved. Some people are just entitled a*sholes.

OkAdministration7456 reply
When I was in the military, I always always walked around with a clipboard. I had a terrible expression on my face, and once in a while, I looked at the clipboard and frown and shake my head. People very weirdly ever bothered me.

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Got on a plane last year and 3 people were in my row, 1 was in my window seat. I explained to them that they were in the wrong row. The lady suggested to me that I could just take her seat in the row behind. I explained to her that I had paid $$ for “ extra leg room”. Her reply was “so” we don’t want to move. After standing there and gazing at her, the three perturbedly moved. Some people are just entitled a*sholes.

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Lol all the comments are from people who had their seats stolen.
I'm surprised that in 20+ years and almost 800 flights this only happened to me twice.
I had a business class seat from Copenhagen to Chicago. Got held up at exit control so was last to board. Some bro-type in ins 20s was in my seat. I just stared at him and told him that was my seat and he did the "Oohs I read my seat number wrong" routine and started packing. After he got up I looks behind me the SAS flight attendant gave me a nod and a smile, like she was about to jump in if he gave me any shit.
Another time one younger guy other was in my economy aisle seat. When I walked up he asked very politely if I am willing to switch so he can sit with his friend (that's in the seat next to me), and that he also has an aisle seat but only two rows back so I'm not trading down. I wasn't thrilled about it at first, be he was clearly waiting for me to show up so he can ask (instead of playing dumb), was very polite about it, and made it a point to say that it is an equivalent aisle seat (and two rows back wasn't a big deal). I figured he handled about as well as he could have so I switched.

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I had a window and a mom put her 3-year-old there with her in middle. I claimed my seat and kid screamed bloody murder. Some people looked at me like I was a heel. After 15 mins nonstop the mom goes to the next row asking if they’ll switch so kid will stop the tantrum. One person feebly said “I’d hate to reward that behavior, but…” and then gave up the seat just have quiet. One more future entitled adult, freshly minted!

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The only time I found someone in my seat he was in the right seat… wrong plane. 😂 Not sure how that happened but he almost got a trip to Tahiti.

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I had this 50 year old lady take my seat in business class. I told her politely that she was sitting in my seat. She said that her seat was next to a man and she didn’t feel comfortable sitting there. So I said, fine, tell me where is your seat. It turned out it was all the way in the back in economy next to a bathroom.
Like seriously. WTF!
I called the flight attendant and the lady got super mad at me saying chivalry was dead. Blah, blah!
The guts to simply take over a seat in a whole different class was something truly else! Totally wild.

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I'm Irish. And blunt. I was one of the last to board yesterday and a woman was sitting in 2C, my aisle seat that I'd paid for. She told me to take her seat, 18 something. I told her to get up and f**k off to her s***ty seat and stood there until she did. The FA snorted.

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I had a guy in my seat on our flight back from Australia to the Netherlands this year.
We flew premium economy which was kind of a big deal for us - especially on such a long flight.
Got to my seat and a dude is in it - like properly settled in with his glass of champagne. When I told him it was my seat he was like, why don’t we swap? He was two rows behind which mind you there are like max 8 rows in premium economy so it’s not like he was heading to the back of the plane.
I said no sorry dude I am flying with my partner. Like we specifically got those seats to be together with no one else in the row why would I swap with you mate?
He begrudgingly takes his assigned seat. He wasn’t super salty about it but I was puzzled. Then it turns out the flight attendant addresses him by name and welcomes him back to the airline and has a little chat with him so he’s obviously a very frequent flyer. Which just left me more puzzled - how often does he get away with this and why did he even try it in the first place? The entitlement was strong.

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I was on a flight to Bali from LAX, paid almost $2k to upgrade to premium economy and someone was in my seat. Said they needed it more because they were disabled. I asked where their original seat was and it was regular economy. Not today, Satan! Got the flight attendant, showed my boarding pass and they moved the lady out and followed her back to her seat.
Your disability does not give you the right to take the seat that I paid for!!

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I boarded a plane once and found my row where I had the aisle to see two parents sitting in the aisle and window seats, mom had a baby on her lap and they had all the baby gear sitting in the middle seat. I stopped and stared at them. They understood and to my incredulity they picked up the diaper bag from the middle seat and said “here”. I said “no way!” And they responded “oh we thought you’d be more comfortable here” and again gestures toward the middle seat. I told them in no uncertain terms I was taking the aisle and all of sudden they couldn’t understand English. I rang the FA who actually ended up moving them to the final row of the plane and I got to stretch out over three seats during the flight!




How-People-Found-Out-Partner-Cheating
His little sister gave me his Apple Watch & told me his password (I didn’t even know it) bc it kept going off & I found everything 🥲 ( she was 6 at the time 😭) shoutout to her 🙏

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A girl I went to high school with was M*rdered, read her obituary and found out her “ significant other” was MY boyfriend 🥲

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some random instagram account followed me and their bio was “bailey, he is cheating on you”


feestfrietje reply
Don’t yell or be rude at the person who anwsers the phone for the company you are calling. It will not make us help you better or faster. It will do exactly the opposite.

heatedblanketheaven reply
You may not remember me, but I hold your hand while you are being intubated before surgery. You are not alone. OR RN.

JewsEatFruit reply
Nobody gives a flying f**k about your website beyond whether it gives them the information they came to find.
99% of people just want to know where you're located, what your phone number is, and what your hours of operation are. The thousands of dollars people spend adjusting colours and logos are all done in the service of business owners' egos.

thejameswhistler reply
IT professional here. As dumb as it sounds and as much as everyone hates hearing it, "turn it off and turn it back on again" works roughly 65% of the time. MOST computer problems (including phones!) are caused by a temporary glitch or memory error. Restarting eliminates most common problems. Seriously, before you panic that something is broken, always try this first. 😁.

PhillipLlerenas reply
CPR and resuscitation is a lot less effective and a lot more violent than medical movies and TV shows depict. You usually break ribs.
And if you do get a person to "come back" they don't sit up in the bed coughing, gasping and thanking you...they're usually still unconscious. You just see through machines that they have a stable heart rhythm.
You then intubate them, move them to an ICU and hope that you didn't give them brain damage.




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On the second interview they asked me ‘so how’d you leave last time’ meaning how I felt after. I totally missed that and said “by car”. They laughed so hard bc they thought I made a joke.I got the job












Medical_Revenue4703 reply
Donald Turmp just used an executive order to require the US Military to assist local police within the country. If not checked by the Judicial this will effectively shortcut the requirement of establishing cause for Martial Law.

slkingiii reply
There is a lack of coverage concerning resistance and demonstration against Trump regime.

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Lol all the comments are from people who had their seats stolen.
I'm surprised that in 20+ years and almost 800 flights this only happened to me twice.
I had a business class seat from Copenhagen to Chicago. Got held up at exit control so was last to board. Some bro-type in ins 20s was in my seat. I just stared at him and told him that was my seat and he did the "Oohs I read my seat number wrong" routine and started packing. After he got up I looks behind me the SAS flight attendant gave me a nod and a smile, like she was about to jump in if he gave me any shit.
Another time one younger guy other was in my economy aisle seat. When I walked up he asked very politely if I am willing to switch so he can sit with his friend (that's in the seat next to me), and that he also has an aisle seat but only two rows back so I'm not trading down. I wasn't thrilled about it at first, be he was clearly waiting for me to show up so he can ask (instead of playing dumb), was very polite about it, and made it a point to say that it is an equivalent aisle seat (and two rows back wasn't a big deal). I figured he handled about as well as he could have so I switched.

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Got on a plane last year and 3 people were in my row, 1 was in my window seat. I explained to them that they were in the wrong row. The lady suggested to me that I could just take her seat in the row behind. I explained to her that I had paid $$ for “ extra leg room”. Her reply was “so” we don’t want to move. After standing there and gazing at her, the three perturbedly moved. Some people are just entitled a*sholes.

Reddit post
I had a guy in my seat on our flight back from Australia to the Netherlands this year.
We flew premium economy which was kind of a big deal for us - especially on such a long flight.
Got to my seat and a dude is in it - like properly settled in with his glass of champagne. When I told him it was my seat he was like, why don’t we swap? He was two rows behind which mind you there are like max 8 rows in premium economy so it’s not like he was heading to the back of the plane.
I said no sorry dude I am flying with my partner. Like we specifically got those seats to be together with no one else in the row why would I swap with you mate?
He begrudgingly takes his assigned seat. He wasn’t super salty about it but I was puzzled. Then it turns out the flight attendant addresses him by name and welcomes him back to the airline and has a little chat with him so he’s obviously a very frequent flyer. Which just left me more puzzled - how often does he get away with this and why did he even try it in the first place? The entitlement was strong.

Reddit post
I had a window and a mom put her 3-year-old there with her in middle. I claimed my seat and kid screamed bloody murder. Some people looked at me like I was a heel. After 15 mins nonstop the mom goes to the next row asking if they’ll switch so kid will stop the tantrum. One person feebly said “I’d hate to reward that behavior, but…” and then gave up the seat just have quiet. One more future entitled adult, freshly minted!

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The only time I found someone in my seat he was in the right seat… wrong plane. 😂 Not sure how that happened but he almost got a trip to Tahiti.

Reddit post
I'm Irish. And blunt. I was one of the last to board yesterday and a woman was sitting in 2C, my aisle seat that I'd paid for. She told me to take her seat, 18 something. I told her to get up and f**k off to her s***ty seat and stood there until she did. The FA snorted.

Reddit post
I boarded a plane once and found my row where I had the aisle to see two parents sitting in the aisle and window seats, mom had a baby on her lap and they had all the baby gear sitting in the middle seat. I stopped and stared at them. They understood and to my incredulity they picked up the diaper bag from the middle seat and said “here”. I said “no way!” And they responded “oh we thought you’d be more comfortable here” and again gestures toward the middle seat. I told them in no uncertain terms I was taking the aisle and all of sudden they couldn’t understand English. I rang the FA who actually ended up moving them to the final row of the plane and I got to stretch out over three seats during the flight!

Reddit post
I had this 50 year old lady take my seat in business class. I told her politely that she was sitting in my seat. She said that her seat was next to a man and she didn’t feel comfortable sitting there. So I said, fine, tell me where is your seat. It turned out it was all the way in the back in economy next to a bathroom.
Like seriously. WTF!
I called the flight attendant and the lady got super mad at me saying chivalry was dead. Blah, blah!
The guts to simply take over a seat in a whole different class was something truly else! Totally wild.

Reddit post
I was on a flight to Bali from LAX, paid almost $2k to upgrade to premium economy and someone was in my seat. Said they needed it more because they were disabled. I asked where their original seat was and it was regular economy. Not today, Satan! Got the flight attendant, showed my boarding pass and they moved the lady out and followed her back to her seat.
Your disability does not give you the right to take the seat that I paid for!!

OkAdministration7456 reply
When I was in the military, I always always walked around with a clipboard. I had a terrible expression on my face, and once in a while, I looked at the clipboard and frown and shake my head. People very weirdly ever bothered me.
