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Traviscat reply
The Simpsons, I usually watch it from season 1 to the latest episode three times in one year, but last year it was only 2.5 times as they keep adding more episodes.
weirdest-delivery-interactions
Was home alone waiting for my wife to come home. I decide good time to have shower well I’m there soaped up and hear the door bell quick rinse grab a towel head to the door thinking wife forgot her key. So I let the towel drop and open the door wrong there stood her mother. I don’t think I could have dived for the towel any faster. Her mom looked at me sighed and asked where Tina was I replied not home yet I’m expecting her any minute now. She hmphed and said I can see that. My wife walks up at that point and looks at me then at her mom and just started laughing. After that mom always phoned when she was on the way over to tell me to get dressed.
Alsandr reply
I delivered pizzas for a few years in college.
One of my deliveries to a hotel had a guy answer the door in nothing but boxers and a beanie. We trade money for pizza and as I give him his change, I hear another guy yell, unseen, from behind the corner, "if he's cute, let him keep the rest!" The guy at the door hands me back the change and smiles.
I wasn't sure how to react, so I just turned and left.
weirdest-delivery-interactions
Was home alone waiting for my wife to come home. I decide good time to have shower well I’m there soaped up and hear the door bell quick rinse grab a towel head to the door thinking wife forgot her key. So I let the towel drop and open the door wrong there stood her mother. I don’t think I could have dived for the towel any faster. Her mom looked at me sighed and asked where Tina was I replied not home yet I’m expecting her any minute now. She hmphed and said I can see that. My wife walks up at that point and looks at me then at her mom and just started laughing. After that mom always phoned when she was on the way over to tell me to get dressed.
Alsandr reply
I delivered pizzas for a few years in college.
One of my deliveries to a hotel had a guy answer the door in nothing but boxers and a beanie. We trade money for pizza and as I give him his change, I hear another guy yell, unseen, from behind the corner, "if he's cute, let him keep the rest!" The guy at the door hands me back the change and smiles.
I wasn't sure how to react, so I just turned and left.
Timely_Box6061 reply
Cocktails at many bars or clubs- they’re in most cases over $10 and closer to $20, the drink is half ice so the alcohol is watered down, and the liquor used is usually a well liquor.
Catgravy1965 reply
Soda. It wasn't too long ago that you could get a case for $5. Now they run around $13-15.
Choice-Shoulder-3180 reply
Fast food. Might as well get a decent burger from a local restaurant, ultimately might end up getting more food and spending less food.
The convenience isn't worth the price anymore.
DearApricot1003 reply
Vacation. We rented a house oceanfront in North Carolina in 2021. We checked the price for the same house in 2022 and it went up by $3,000 for the week. It wasn’t a fancy house AT ALL.
RoseSkye_ reply
Thrifting has become crazy expensive. All of the thrift stores I used to go to have increased prices. On top of that garage sales are crazy, My favorite is pulling up to garage sales and see the owners have just printed out random listing from ebay. "No, I am not gonna pay $100 dollars for a microwave from 2010 because it sold for that on ebay 5 years ago".
HeyThereISaidNo reply
Beauty luxuries.
Eyelashes, nails, hair color, etc.
I used to get a cut and highlights for around $80 - last quote was for $350!
When eyelash extensions first came out, I got a full set for $40+tip. Now they're charging $200.
It's way too expensive to have the beauty wants that are definitely not needs, the irony is that now that I can afford it, I no longer want it. There's been so much peace in learning to accept and love my natural maintenance-free beauty.
I have some friends that do monthly spray tans, eyelashes, mani+pedi, botox, lips, hair cut/color, etc - easily spending around 2k/mo on just beauty maintenance - just insane to me.
Alsandr reply
I delivered pizzas for a few years in college.
One of my deliveries to a hotel had a guy answer the door in nothing but boxers and a beanie. We trade money for pizza and as I give him his change, I hear another guy yell, unseen, from behind the corner, "if he's cute, let him keep the rest!" The guy at the door hands me back the change and smiles.
I wasn't sure how to react, so I just turned and left.
weirdest-delivery-interactions
Was home alone waiting for my wife to come home. I decide good time to have shower well I’m there soaped up and hear the door bell quick rinse grab a towel head to the door thinking wife forgot her key. So I let the towel drop and open the door wrong there stood her mother. I don’t think I could have dived for the towel any faster. Her mom looked at me sighed and asked where Tina was I replied not home yet I’m expecting her any minute now. She hmphed and said I can see that. My wife walks up at that point and looks at me then at her mom and just started laughing. After that mom always phoned when she was on the way over to tell me to get dressed.