And Now For A Tale Of Two Weddings That I Did Not Attend: Awwwwwww Wedding: I Was Invited To A Wedding A Few Years Ago And Happily Rsvp'd. A Month Later, A Second Message Was Sent Saying Something Along The Lines Of... "As We've Spent More Time In The Planning Of Our Wedding, We've Realized We're Moving Further Away From Who We Are And How We Want To Enter This Next Chapter Of Our Lives Together. That Is Why We're Canceling Our Wedding. We're Going To Elope And Make This Something We Do On Our Own And Are Going To Spend The Money We Were Planning To Spend On Our Wedding On Trips Around The Country Over The Next Few Years To Come See You, Buy You A Beer And Celebrate Us And Whatever It Is That We're Sure You Have To Celebrate In A Setting Where We Can Actually Spend Time Together." Five Stars. No Notes. Ugh Wedding: In My Early 20s, I Was Invited To A Wedding In A Pretty Remote Part Of Washington. I Lived In Boston And Was Broke. Attending Would Have Required A Cross Country Flight, A Three Day Car Rental, And Paying For Two Nights At A Pretty Expensive Hotel Where The Wedding Was Taking Place (Remote Town- Only Hotel In The Area). Because I Was Single, I Didn’t Get A +1 And Because Rooms At The Hotel Were Limited, They'd Pre-Assigned Me A Person To Share A Hotel Room With. I Politely Told The Couple That I Would Not Be Able To Attend But Still Sent Them A Gift Because I Am A Terrific Human Being. They Both Unfriended Me On Fb And We Never Spoke Again. Lol. #toodles @msgiuliarozzi Twitter/ Whattmaddness @ohnochels Twitter/ Danceswithtamis Twitter/ _kayofficial_ Twitter/ Davidtell @themissybaker Twitter/ Aliezzobezzo Twitter/ Squirrel74wkgn @harriet1marsden