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Eattabl
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Eattabl • commented on 27 posts 3 years ago
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Eattabl • upvoted 12 items 3 years ago
Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing Your Parents Have Done To You?
Simple but annoying, parents kiss me in front of friend EVERY SINGLE F**KING DAY. Even on play-dates, but not a quick peck on the cheek, a big one on the lips and stare into my eyes are force me to have a good day while my friends tried not to laugh. I am aware that some people lost their parents and I am sincerely sorry if this offends anyone who lost their parents.
Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing Your Parents Have Done To You?
As a young child, I was adopted. My adopted mom was an elementary school teacher, and my adopted dad was a heating contractor. They were well known, and respected in the community. They adopted my brother as when we were 11 and 10. My adopted mom had some serious baggage from the death of her own father, when she was 16. He died of diabetes diabetes heart issues, related to over eating. She had insane rules behind food, and was fearful that I would grow up to be "fat". I was always a chunky kid. Not fat, but not rail thin. Turns out this is just how my bio family is built. My adopted mom made up all kinds of weird, fake "mental illnesses" that I had, all surrounding food. She would do things like introduce me to new people with my name and than whatever "food illness" I supposedly had at the time. It mortified me. When I would go and get a snack from the fridge she called it "theft". When I would eat dinner she would call me "keiko the whale" she would even call me that in public. It seriously messed me up in my head. I KNEW nothing was wrong with ME. imagine trying to defend yourself to grownups. Who are they going to believe? A respected child educator, or a former foster kid? I have now come to realize that I was probably a victim of munchausen by proxy. It took me YEARS to forgive her, and even longer to love myself. I did grow up to be a thick girl. Im a size 14. I work in a critical care ward, and am always on my feet, caring for others. As a mother. I would never do what my mom did to me, to them.Show All 12 Upvotes
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Eattabl • upvoted 20 items 3 years ago
Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing Your Parents Have Done To You?
As a young child, I was adopted. My adopted mom was an elementary school teacher, and my adopted dad was a heating contractor. They were well known, and respected in the community. They adopted my brother as when we were 11 and 10. My adopted mom had some serious baggage from the death of her own father, when she was 16. He died of diabetes diabetes heart issues, related to over eating. She had insane rules behind food, and was fearful that I would grow up to be "fat". I was always a chunky kid. Not fat, but not rail thin. Turns out this is just how my bio family is built. My adopted mom made up all kinds of weird, fake "mental illnesses" that I had, all surrounding food. She would do things like introduce me to new people with my name and than whatever "food illness" I supposedly had at the time. It mortified me. When I would go and get a snack from the fridge she called it "theft". When I would eat dinner she would call me "keiko the whale" she would even call me that in public. It seriously messed me up in my head. I KNEW nothing was wrong with ME. imagine trying to defend yourself to grownups. Who are they going to believe? A respected child educator, or a former foster kid? I have now come to realize that I was probably a victim of munchausen by proxy. It took me YEARS to forgive her, and even longer to love myself. I did grow up to be a thick girl. Im a size 14. I work in a critical care ward, and am always on my feet, caring for others. As a mother. I would never do what my mom did to me, to them.Hey Pandas, What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing Your Parents Have Done To You?
Simple but annoying, parents kiss me in front of friend EVERY SINGLE F**KING DAY. Even on play-dates, but not a quick peck on the cheek, a big one on the lips and stare into my eyes are force me to have a good day while my friends tried not to laugh. I am aware that some people lost their parents and I am sincerely sorry if this offends anyone who lost their parents.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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