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Heather Keedy Bateman
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Fake tans, like the ones where they look orange. I've seen both men and women walking around like they are hot s*** looking like an Oompa LoompaSignificant-Other-Unattractive-Traits
Refusing to do anything they think is considered more "feminine" cause they think it's gay. Not washing your face doesn't make you straight, it just makes you crusty. I may have some bias since i do lean towards more feminine guys, but there's certain limits, man.Significant-Other-Unattractive-Traits
Smell and poor hygene. No one smells just because they are a dude, they smell because they don't clean themselves. Excessive body spray is not an alternativeSignificant-Other-Unattractive-Traits
Being needy and acting like your the only human in their life. Like please give me a f****** break I didn’t adopt a 37 year old child.Significant-Other-Unattractive-Traits
When they think that their taste in music makes them a superior person instead of just having different tastes. Applies to both genders. Edit: phrasingSignificant-Other-Unattractive-Traits
The whole “let me push all your buttons, you’re wrong, I’m right, I do it because I think it’s funny to rile you up” schtick. Then repeat it immediately.Significant-Other-Unattractive-Traits
Self absorbed behavior... the Kardashian/Housewives of ??? Syndrome. You are NOT the star of some reality show, stop acting like it.Significant-Other-Unattractive-Traits
For me, its the girls who CONSTANTLY say “I’m ugly” and then you tell them they aren’t, and then they go “no, im really ugly” and it just goes back and forth. I can’t stand it :/Significant-Other-Unattractive-Traits
Just general "toxic"/jeslous behaviour. No, i do not want to sleep with the Barista because they asked my name for my order. Yes, i was told to treat as I wanted to be treated as a child so I Will be polite and smile to others from Time to Time, this does not mean i want to shag every human being i interact with.Significant-Other-Unattractive-Traits
Toxic positivity, I need to be able to feel bad for a moment when I am dealing with something crappy. It helps me get through it. I dislike people pleasers too, be kind but don’t be a doormat.Significant-Other-Unattractive-Traits
Anyone who takes any advice, disagreement, constructive criticism as a personal attackSignificant-Other-Unattractive-Traits
The telepathy tax. Partners who hold it against their SO when they fail to anticipate and fulfill their unspoken needs and desires.Significant-Other-Unattractive-Traits
Everyone says they want their partner to be super career ambitious. Screw that, I say put in your 40 hours then chill. I want someone who knows how to relaxThis Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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