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Maul! • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

Whoop whoop - winner of the darwin award.

"Tragic Story": After 9YO Brutally Attacked 23 Animals, Psychopathy Expert Debunks Myths

Kids who don't read others' faces end up psychopathic. Hey, here's an idea: let's make kids wear masks for years! Nothing could go wrong!

Maul! • upvoted 12 items 3 weeks ago

Couples, Relationships

Man Starts Resenting Wife After She Almost Dies Because Of Pregnancy, Asks For Divorce

50 Hilarious Moments People Eavesdropped On From Someone’s Awkward Date (New Pics)

Brilliant!

Couples, Relationships

Man Starts Resenting Wife After She Almost Dies Because Of Pregnancy, Asks For Divorce

50 Hilarious Moments People Eavesdropped On From Someone’s Awkward Date (New Pics)

Brilliant!

50 Hilarious Moments People Eavesdropped On From Someone’s Awkward Date (New Pics)

Even before my husband and I got married, every time I would get my period, he would open a bottle of bubbly and we both do the happy dance.😂

50 Hilarious Moments People Eavesdropped On From Someone’s Awkward Date (New Pics)

I don't know about extravagant, however, I will be doing this from now on 😂

50 Hilarious Moments People Eavesdropped On From Someone’s Awkward Date (New Pics)

I'm late to the table (38) but I'm so going to start doing this!!

50 Hilarious Moments People Eavesdropped On From Someone’s Awkward Date (New Pics)

F*cking brillant!

50 Hilarious Moments People Eavesdropped On From Someone’s Awkward Date (New Pics)

smart

Caught In The Act: 50 Hilarious Posts That Show Cats Being The Jerks We Love (New Pics)

"They're so filthy, they pîss on everything, they destroy your furniture and rub their asses on the floor/counters!" - Told to me by a cat hater. (But they were perfectly fine with the dog doing the exact same thing.) I personally think it's some kind of mental disorder.

“2,055 Brown Recluse Spiders Were Collected”: 30 “Today I Learned” Facts, From Shocking To Cool

Why?.. It was a respected career, they were not slaves. They could earn a really good living and retire. And the risk was not that serious, no one really liked to see a trained gladiator killed, usually they suffered only flesh wounds.

Caught In The Act: 50 Hilarious Posts That Show Cats Being The Jerks We Love (New Pics)

Why would you raise someone to hate cats?

“2,055 Brown Recluse Spiders Were Collected”: 30 “Today I Learned” Facts, From Shocking To Cool

A Classic even now. The men get excited, so the women have to stop doing things men are allowed to do.

“I Will Never Get Over That”: 35 People Share The Most Hurtful Words Ever Said To Them

What trauma religion can cause... She sounds deathly afraid. Religion should be freeing, not caging people in traumatizing behaviours.

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Maul! • upvoted an item 4 weeks ago

50 ‘Unbelievable Facts’ To Make You The Most Interesting Person In The Room

My glasses transition, are dust proof, and let no-one know I wear trifocals.... they have to be cleaned every time I read something like this.

Maul! • upvoted 3 items 4 weeks ago

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Maul! • upvoted 22 items 1 month ago

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50 Of The Most Interesting And Fascinating Facts And Images Shared On “Be Amazed” (New Pics)

Maybe the Islamic regime should be banned. I pray one day all of them will be gone and Iran will be the great nation it once was and not strangled to death by a religion that treats women like garbage.

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Church.

“Comes With The Territory”: 39 People Who Judged Parents Too Soon

Incorrect. They should be behaving at home first. For someone's first driving lesson, you don't take them on the LA freeway at rush hour and expect them to cross 6 lanes to get to the right exit. You teach them to drive before getting anywhere near LA traffic. Teach your kids to behave at home and they'll behave in public because you give them The Look.

30 People Share Their “We Need To Leave Right Now” Experiences That Ended Well For Them

Bullocks when do you hear of women behaving like this, it's always a man.

30 People Share Their “We Need To Leave Right Now” Experiences That Ended Well For Them

Too many men out there that ruin it for everyone. Instead of a pathetic and costly prison sentence, these predators should be drafted into any current war.

30 People Share Their “We Need To Leave Right Now” Experiences That Ended Well For Them

AGREE. Plus, we forget when hiking-WE ARE IN THEIR HOME.

30 People Share Their “We Need To Leave Right Now” Experiences That Ended Well For Them

Even you can or over along period of time you will get use to the smell and you don't think there is anything wrong so you don't think there is anything wrong so you ignore it.

30 People Share Their “We Need To Leave Right Now” Experiences That Ended Well For Them

A very good rule. Unfortunately my friends and I all had the sorts of parents we would NEVER call in an emergency if we were somewhere that would get us in trouble. I would have chosen dying of an overdose over calling my mother for help.

30 People Share Their “We Need To Leave Right Now” Experiences That Ended Well For Them

Why would you want to spray a duck with bear spray

30 People Share Their “We Need To Leave Right Now” Experiences That Ended Well For Them

At least you understand why many women hate males. Women are awful too, but we generally don't have the physical strength to kill you with our bare hands. Even if we were stronger than you, we aren't as filled with rage and testosterone. It's unlikely we would go around raping men in the butt due to "uncontrollable" urges.

30 People Share Their “We Need To Leave Right Now” Experiences That Ended Well For Them

I bet big bear is American and mentally uses a gun as the solution to so many problems, while never actually having used a gun as a solution to any.

30 People Share Their “We Need To Leave Right Now” Experiences That Ended Well For Them

thank you! up till now i thought all wildlife operated on a don't-bother-me-and-we-won't-bother-you kind of philosophy. am i wrong?

30 People Share Their “We Need To Leave Right Now” Experiences That Ended Well For Them

Response to Big Bear Buchko (cannot give direct response): do you really want to shoot a mother in front of her clubs/pigs/youngs?

30 People Share Their “We Need To Leave Right Now” Experiences That Ended Well For Them

Just don't walk in the territory of a wild animal. Other animals know this, humans don't, they prefer to shoot them.

30 People Share Their “We Need To Leave Right Now” Experiences That Ended Well For Them

While I believe in statistics, fighting of a mountain lion is one of the last things on my to-do list! And the bear spray also works for unwanted 2 legged animals 😉

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30 People Share Their “We Need To Leave Right Now” Experiences That Ended Well For Them

Unfortunately, due to familiarity with humans in general, and poor/no training, dogs are indeed much more likely to attack a human than a wolf is. A wolf attack is a serious problem because of the power of the wolf, not because they are inherently aggressive.

30 People Share Their “We Need To Leave Right Now” Experiences That Ended Well For Them

Wolves generally do not attack humans. It's only if they're starving and desperate (or rabid) that they'd even consider attacking humans. I can understand that, to someone who is not familiar with wolves (or has never seen one IRL before), seeing one suddenly in the dark would be terrifying. Wolves are BIG. But you're definitely in more danger of getting attacked by your average dog than your average wolf. And I totally am NOT a shill for Big Wolf.

30 People Share Their “We Need To Leave Right Now” Experiences That Ended Well For Them

Mountain lions are very unlikely to attack humans. There have been less than 30 fatalities from mountain lion attacks... since 1868. Since OP was with another person, it is really, REALLY unlikely the mountain lion would have attacked. Even heavy male mountain lions rarely weigh more than 160 lbs, so even if the mountain lion attacked OP, it's likely that OP and their date could have fought it off. Bear spray is a fantastic idea if one is hiking in an area with *any* wildlife, though, as it will drive off nearly all animals without necessitating killing them.

30 People Share Their “We Need To Leave Right Now” Experiences That Ended Well For Them

I’m SO glad OP got out safe and warned other hikers, that could have ended badly! Quick tip for outdoorsy pandas that I was given during bear safety training (I work in environmental monitoring): bear spray works on any wildlife, including cougars, an is more effective than a gun, so make sure to have some on hand when on the trail!

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Hey Pandas, Post A Picture Of Your Pet In A Funny Pose (Closed)

Maul! • submitted a list addition 4 years ago

Hey, Pandas Who Are Now Forced To Work From Home, Post Your Workspace Setups

Maul! • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

People Shame Influencers Doing Dumb Things For A Pic And Here Are 35 Of Their Posts (Best Of All Time)

Are they making low budget p0rn here?

People Shame Influencers Doing Dumb Things For A Pic And Here Are 35 Of Their Posts (Best Of All Time)

She’s naked, people passing by are showing decency by not staring. If only the idiotic influencers had any respect for those around them.

50 Screenshots That Show Sentences That Required A Lot Of Creativity To Write (New Pics)

What a sad life they must lead :,(

Maul! • commented on 2 posts 2 months ago

30 Times Women Didn’t Get Away With Their ‘Nice Girl’ Act And Got Shamed For It Online (New Pics)

You look like you don’t deserve a man good man!

50 Things People Never Thought They’d Have To Explain To Another Adult

Slightly 😂

Maul! • commented on a post 3 months ago

21 New Sarcasm-Filled Comics By The Artist Steve Nelson

Safety first!

Maul! • commented on a post 5 months ago

This Instagram Page Shares 50 Funny Memes About Work That You Shouldn’t Be Reading At Work

That’s why I like to be the host who accidentally clicks on ‘end meeting’

Maul! • commented on 6 posts 6 months ago

50 Hilariously Random Memes That Keep Entertaining 9.6M Followers Of This IG Page

We noticed 😂

50 Posts To Bring Some Happiness And Joy Into Your Life

The only face that matters!

Friend's Brother Gets Livid Over This 19 Y.O. Throwing Away His Pricey Lingerie Birthday Gift

Red flag for friend who 1. Snitched on op when the brother asked instead of asking her herself when she saw it in the trash. 2. Thinking that the gift was appropriate. 3. Letting her brother yell at her and make her cry and not siding with her for this. She’s not a friend. Leave that place now.

“AITA For Making My Daughter Leave Because My Husband Is Attracted To Her?”

“I just need time to process the situation and don’t want to leave the house to stay with my daughter when I have a marriage to figure out whether or not to save “!!! Since this woman is so self-absorbed, she should at least consider that if her husband is attracted to her young daughter, he may get attracted to someone else tomorrow. She needs to GTFO at least for her own selfish reason.

“None Of The Doctors Have Been Able To Explain How”: 30 Disturbing Experiences People Can’t Explain

I say this On behalf of all of us, please take very good care of your health!

27 Of The Most Obvious Scams That People Still Fall For

Anything for chrome on ios phones?

Maul! • commented on 7 posts 7 months ago

Tech Exec Predicts “Freakishly Real” AI-Generated Girlfriends Will Become $1B Business

it’ll hopefully encourage ill-doers to seek resolve in AI than hurt the real woman/man? Honestly, I really care about safety of my own and others.

30 Times Men Completely Disrespected Women And Had To Be Shamed Online

Bet this is not a woman and definitely not from Japan

30 Times Men Completely Disrespected Women And Had To Be Shamed Online

I was about to say the same

30 Times Men Completely Disrespected Women And Had To Be Shamed Online

Good way to save the face, man!

“Looks Bigger In Person”: 50 Times People Were Surprised By The Sheer Size Of Something (New Pics)

I bet that’s a really small banana

50 Times People Captured Their Cats Losing Their Single Brain Cell (Best Pics)

Your Teenager is goofy

50 Antinatalism Memes That Explain Why Some Folks Don’t Want To Ever Have Kids

This is precious!! Can’t decide if this lady is jealous, cranky or just unsure. If only people at DW were the ones with kids, then how would she ever expect to skip ‘ALL THE LINES’ 🤔

Maul! • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online

Whoop whoop - winner of the darwin award.

"Tragic Story": After 9YO Brutally Attacked 23 Animals, Psychopathy Expert Debunks Myths

Kids who don't read others' faces end up psychopathic. Hey, here's an idea: let's make kids wear masks for years! Nothing could go wrong!

Maul! • upvoted 5 items 2 weeks ago

“2,055 Brown Recluse Spiders Were Collected”: 30 “Today I Learned” Facts, From Shocking To Cool

A Classic even now. The men get excited, so the women have to stop doing things men are allowed to do.

Cats-Being-Funny-Jerks-Memes-Pics

Caught In The Act: 50 Hilarious Posts That Show Cats Being The Jerks We Love (New Pics)

Why would you raise someone to hate cats?

Maul! • upvoted 11 items 3 weeks ago

Couples, Relationships

Man Starts Resenting Wife After She Almost Dies Because Of Pregnancy, Asks For Divorce

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50 Hilarious Moments People Eavesdropped On From Someone’s Awkward Date (New Pics)

Brilliant!

50 Hilarious Moments People Eavesdropped On From Someone’s Awkward Date (New Pics)

smart

50 Hilarious Moments People Eavesdropped On From Someone’s Awkward Date (New Pics)

I don't know about extravagant, however, I will be doing this from now on 😂

50 Hilarious Moments People Eavesdropped On From Someone’s Awkward Date (New Pics)

I'm late to the table (38) but I'm so going to start doing this!!

50 Hilarious Moments People Eavesdropped On From Someone’s Awkward Date (New Pics)

Even before my husband and I got married, every time I would get my period, he would open a bottle of bubbly and we both do the happy dance.😂

50 Hilarious Moments People Eavesdropped On From Someone’s Awkward Date (New Pics)

F*cking brillant!

Overheard-Dating-Funny-Conversations

“I Will Never Get Over That”: 35 People Share The Most Hurtful Words Ever Said To Them

What trauma religion can cause... She sounds deathly afraid. Religion should be freeing, not caging people in traumatizing behaviours.

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Church.

Maul! • upvoted 2 items 4 weeks ago

50 ‘Unbelievable Facts’ To Make You The Most Interesting Person In The Room

My glasses transition, are dust proof, and let no-one know I wear trifocals.... they have to be cleaned every time I read something like this.

50 ‘Unbelievable Facts’ To Make You The Most Interesting Person In The Room

What a handsome man aswell

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