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Soupyx
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Hi! I'm Sophy, but people call me soupy. I love writing, reading, and trying to draw (I'm terrible at art, haha)I'm terrified of heights and just a lil scared of spiders. Great! You already know my weaknesses! I'm ... Insane. Weird. Crazy. "Quirky". Well... Yes. Uhhh bye??
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Hey Pandas, What's The Funniest Thing You've Ever Overheard?
I was on at my best friend's house and she thought I was downstairs when she ran into her brother's room and told him to stop wanking BC she could hear him moaning. He was 11 and looked so shocked that someone realised his "well hidden secret" lmaoooHey Pandas, What's The Funniest Thing You Have Heard A Family Member Say?
When my son was about two he was playing in the bathroom. He pulled on his “boy part” and said, “WHOA”Hey Pandas, What's The Funniest Thing You've Ever Overheard?
I feel bad for the person at my table who wasn't in my friend group, that had to listen to me ramble about murderous robot penguins because I was angry with a math questionHey Pandas, What's The Funniest Thing You Have Heard A Family Member Say?
My son upon seeing his sister pee: "How does that butt pee? Does it poop?"Hey Pandas, What's The Funniest Thing You've Ever Overheard?
“Dad, I’d like to see you drunk sometime. I’d like to see you doing snow angels on the hardwood floor yelling photosynthesis.”Hey Female Pandas, What’s The Rudest Thing A Man Has Done To You?
Marry me and let take care of him for 15 years,and his parents, then walk off with every dime in our joint bank account while I struggle to get my visa to live in his country.Hey Female Pandas, What’s The Rudest Thing A Man Has Done To You?
big p3d0ph1l1@ tw for this story! You have been warned. (Note that I am a trans man have ADHD, and am autistic.) My old math teacher, around 60, maybe older, was terrible. While we were working, he would slowly walk around, skipping the boys and not even looking at our work, just looking at us. He would put his hands on our shoulders and instead of just talking to us, he would whisper in our ears. It was terrifying. One day I had had enough, and I looked him straight in the eye and flipped him off. It felt awesome. Of course, I was the one sent to detention. (The next year, he was fired and I transferred to a much better school. I still have nightmares about him though.)Hey Pandas, What's The Funniest Thing You Have Heard A Family Member Say?
" Dimitri!!!WHY ARE YOU POOPING ON THE FLOOR?!" My mom to my at the time 3 yr old cousinHey Lady Pandas, Share Your Experiences With Periods
Not a lady but, 7 days, minor cramps first two days, heavy flow.Hey Female Pandas, What’s The Rudest Thing A Man Has Done To You?
I am a Pansexual female and have been called the f word multiple timesHey Female Pandas, What’s The Rudest Thing A Man Has Done To You?
It wasn’t really that bad but it was very homophobic. A man said when I had my pride flag, “gays are bad! Go to hell.” And spat on my flag- like what?Hey Pandas, What's The Funniest Thing You've Ever Overheard?
Years ago, on the bus, I saw a teenaged girl hand her friend a baggie of Saltines and slices of cheddar. The friend ate the snack in silence, then said, "Yeah, it's weird. My father doesn't believe in the power of cheese."
Hey Female Pandas, What’s The Rudest Thing A Man Has Done To You?
Well I was playing soccer for school yesterday (gen z 🙄) and it was the end of the game and I was standing with my friends and the teacher waiting for him to dismiss us. Now this little brat (named Thomas 🤮) kicked the soccer ball at us. (He plays soccer as an out of school sport as-well, has pretty good aim and the place the balls are stored was across the oval from us) and it hit me right in the face. (I have braces and the ball hit my face smashing my cheek into them so my mouth was bleeding I also couldn’t feel my face for a few hours) and I kid you not he walked over and was like “sorry” and practically rolled his eyes and walked off. Now I will NOT take that so when he walked past me on his way to the bus (I was walking the other way) I pushed him and he fell in the puddle then he swore at me but I just smiled at him. ✨✨✨✨
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My friend, an ice-cream seller, is obsessed with British rock bands. He even went as far as naming his ice cream shop "The Rolling Cones".
Hey Pandas, What's The Funniest Thing You Have Heard A Family Member Say?
When my son was about two he was playing in the bathroom. He pulled on his “boy part” and said, “WHOA”Hey Pandas, What's The Funniest Thing You Have Heard A Family Member Say?
My son upon seeing his sister pee: "How does that butt pee? Does it poop?" Soupyx • is following a person
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