Stopped drinking alcohol 10 years ago as of June 19, 2013.

The DAA pills that essentially cured Hepatitis C 90% of the time. Lots of d***s treat the disease, but few ever cure.

Oh god this disastrous first date I went on. Just the order the conversation devolved was unparalleled:

1. He randomly drops that he has a kid. Ok not a big deal.

2. Kid is 13 years old. This guy is 28 years old. So some crazy math to start.

3. The last time he saw his kid was when the kid was 9 years old.

4. He has no plans to see his kid until the son is 18 years old.

5. He will just tell his son that his baby momma is insane and is trying to trap him into marriage. He truly believed this.

6. His baby momma was, at the time of the date, engaged. And had been dating said man since right before she gave birth.

7. Baby dad’s (the guy I’m on a date with) mom does free nannying over most weekends unsupervised (no baby momma). Baby dad doesn’t want to go see his kid then.

I was in literal awe. He was talking like it was the most normal conversation. Right before the end of the date he actually was worried I was going to judge him because he was anti-vax. Sir we were long past that worry.