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Hannah
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Nothin to say. Lol







distractedsubpenguin reply
People take the dangers of glitter way too lightly. That stuff is basically craft herpes. Once you get glitter on you, it spreads everywhere and never fully goes away. You find it on your clothes, in your hair, and somehow even in your food. A single encounter with glitter and you'll be finding those sparkly specks for years. It’s like a sparkly plague that never goes away and you keep finding between your toes and in other questionable places.

distractedsubpenguin reply
People take the dangers of glitter way too lightly. That stuff is basically craft herpes. Once you get glitter on you, it spreads everywhere and never fully goes away. You find it on your clothes, in your hair, and somehow even in your food. A single encounter with glitter and you'll be finding those sparkly specks for years. It’s like a sparkly plague that never goes away and you keep finding between your toes and in other questionable places.

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Wildest Family Story?
My great great great grandfather was Dr Virgillius Doud Remington. Lets's just say he played an important role in the life of Joseph Smith, founder of the LDS church. It's google-able. My dad had a mental breakdown when he found out my first husband was raised LDS. Thought the church would (end) me. Well they didn't, I'm really not a notable or important person with no good or bad feelings towards that church in particular, I'm pretty sure they didn't notice. Plus I had to divorce the scumbag who was on meth the whole time less than 2 years later. So any vengeance owed me was gotten in that sense I suppose.

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Wildest Family Story?
Many many wild stories, but here are two. 1. A few of my cousins committed self-unaliving. Mostly due to dodgy internal family issues. You can guess. 2. Another set destroyed evidence because they were being investigated for this. Broke into the guy's house and smashed his computer. Dodgy bunch. Needless to say, I do not speak to them anymore, haven't done so for more than 10 years.













distractedsubpenguin reply
People take the dangers of glitter way too lightly. That stuff is basically craft herpes. Once you get glitter on you, it spreads everywhere and never fully goes away. You find it on your clothes, in your hair, and somehow even in your food. A single encounter with glitter and you'll be finding those sparkly specks for years. It’s like a sparkly plague that never goes away and you keep finding between your toes and in other questionable places.


Hey Pandas, What’s Your Wildest Family Story?
My dad told me he followed the Sex Pistols on one of their concert tours, I think, in UK. I can't vouch for the truth, as I have no proof. But that's what he told me, so it goes down as a story.
Hey Pandas, What’s Your Wildest Family Story?
My great great great grandfather was Dr Virgillius Doud Remington. Lets's just say he played an important role in the life of Joseph Smith, founder of the LDS church. It's google-able. My dad had a mental breakdown when he found out my first husband was raised LDS. Thought the church would (end) me. Well they didn't, I'm really not a notable or important person with no good or bad feelings towards that church in particular, I'm pretty sure they didn't notice. Plus I had to divorce the scumbag who was on meth the whole time less than 2 years later. So any vengeance owed me was gotten in that sense I suppose.

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Wildest Family Story?
Many many wild stories, but here are two. 1. A few of my cousins committed self-unaliving. Mostly due to dodgy internal family issues. You can guess. 2. Another set destroyed evidence because they were being investigated for this. Broke into the guy's house and smashed his computer. Dodgy bunch. Needless to say, I do not speak to them anymore, haven't done so for more than 10 years.

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Wildest Family Story?
My maternal grandparents were deposed of everything they had when communist came to power in early 50s. They were living in a rural area and had a large area of cultivated land, cattle, and tools. This was done on a large scale through the whole country (following the politics of Stalin in the Soviet Union), and it was called "collectivization". Basically, the state took everything you had, and then you had to work for the state on your former land, for a minimal pay. There was no way you could protest or oppose; whoever tried was either shot or sent to prison as a "saboteur" and "enemy of the state". The first year after collectivization my grandparents realized they would literally starve if they continued to work for a symbolic pay. They moved to the capital, found jobs in a factory, built a new house with a courtyard and garden. Obviously, these took years of hard work, but they started again from zero, and managed to provide their children (my mother and my uncle) with a much better future. I spent my early childhood in their house, playing in their garden full of flowers and fruit trees; I remember it as a heavenly place. Kudos to them.