People take the dangers of glitter way too lightly. That stuff is basically craft herpes. Once you get glitter on you, it spreads everywhere and never fully goes away. You find it on your clothes, in your hair, and somehow even in your food. A single encounter with glitter and you'll be finding those sparkly specks for years. It’s like a sparkly plague that never goes away and you keep finding between your toes and in other questionable places.

My great great great grandfather was Dr Virgillius Doud Remington. Lets's just say he played an important role in the life of Joseph Smith, founder of the LDS church. It's google-able. My dad had a mental breakdown when he found out my first husband was raised LDS. Thought the church would (end) me. Well they didn't, I'm really not a notable or important person with no good or bad feelings towards that church in particular, I'm pretty sure they didn't notice. Plus I had to divorce the scumbag who was on meth the whole time less than 2 years later. So any vengeance owed me was gotten in that sense I suppose.

Many many wild stories, but here are two. 1. A few of my cousins committed self-unaliving. Mostly due to dodgy internal family issues. You can guess. 2. Another set destroyed evidence because they were being investigated for this. Broke into the guy's house and smashed his computer. Dodgy bunch. Needless to say, I do not speak to them anymore, haven't done so for more than 10 years.