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Captain Panda • upvoted 6 items 1 week ago

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Captain Panda • upvoted 2 items 2 weeks ago

Before It Was Torn Down, My Wife Preserved A Section Of Her Late Grandmother's 100+ Year-Old House, And Framed All The Layers Of Wallpaper

50 Actors Who Were Swapped Mid-Film And The Reasons It Happened

I love this stupid movie. It's one of those weird childhood memories

Captain Panda • upvoted 32 items 1 month ago

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

Hot dogs. Armored hot dogs.

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

Yet more proof that it's not the tools, it's the hand holding them.

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

Hot dogs. Armored hot dogs.

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

Yet more proof that it's not the tools, it's the hand holding them.

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

Bean scanner

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

No, thank you.

40 Hilarious Memes For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

Who found this picture of me?

40 Hilarious Memes For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

I'm usually in wait mode for a week before any appointment. I hate it.

40 Hilarious Memes For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

Alternatives to this are - I did my best, It was difficult for me, or they make you feel guilty for 'attacking' them

The Evolution Of The “Great Wave” Artwork. Woodblock Print By Hokusai

Pets Wearing Medieval Armor

40 Hilarious Memes For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

HEY. Whoa. No need to call me out like that.

30 Times People Didn’t Realize Just How Right They Really Were (New Pics)

Oh God, we were in the bizarro world all along...

30 Times People Didn’t Realize Just How Right They Really Were (New Pics)

It is getting easier to predict stuff every day - just predict something catastrophic, doomy or outrageous by the “traditional” standards of civilised conduct and be sure it will come true.

30 Times People Didn’t Realize Just How Right They Really Were (New Pics)

One Canadian province threatened to cancel a $100m Starlink contract. I think that got Trump and Musk's attention.

30 Times People Didn’t Realize Just How Right They Really Were (New Pics)

Now we all get to find out. :(

30 Times People Didn’t Realize Just How Right They Really Were (New Pics)

Eerie

30 Times People Didn’t Realize Just How Right They Really Were (New Pics)

5th

30 Times People Didn’t Realize Just How Right They Really Were (New Pics)

William Gibson's idea of "the jackpot:" not one massive apocalyptic event, but a series of smaller, overlaping crises. Not a knockout but a series of kicks in the bóllocks

30 Times People Didn’t Realize Just How Right They Really Were (New Pics)

Thanks, USA, for testing how it plays out for a country. Would be nice if you didn't drag the rest of us in, though.

30 Times People Didn’t Realize Just How Right They Really Were (New Pics)

Eye opening, considering that's what we are living now.

Pink Knew

40 Posts Showcasing Examples Of Something That Reached "Boss Level" (New Pics)

Never forget, Elon has ZERO technical, scientific or engineering background or education. He's the antithesis of a trusted or knowledgeable source.

40 Posts Showcasing Examples Of Something That Reached "Boss Level" (New Pics)

Biscuit leavel 100

40 Posts Showcasing Examples Of Something That Reached "Boss Level" (New Pics)

It looks like a crime scene

40 Historical Finds That Might Surprise You How Well They Survived

“Girl, Smell my ankh”

50 Savage Comebacks That Left No Survivors

The only people I want to socialize with are my family and friends! My coworkers, are just that: coworkers! We have to collaborate, and that's that!

50 Savage Comebacks That Left No Survivors

This is my favourite so far.

40 Historical Finds That Might Surprise You How Well They Survived

starting weapon in games is usually rubbish

40 Historical Finds That Might Surprise You How Well They Survived

That's a long time to hold your breath

40 Historical Finds That Might Surprise You How Well They Survived

Something amazing about this - a single moment in time, caught forever.

40 Historical Finds That Might Surprise You How Well They Survived

Action figure of the past.

50 Savage Comebacks That Left No Survivors

Absolute doughnut

50 Savage Comebacks That Left No Survivors

Damn Connor, step up

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Captain Panda • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, Rate My Pizzas

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Captain Panda • commented on a post 3 months ago

People Who Have Unphotogenic Pets Share The Serotonin With The World In This Online Community (New Pics)

Reinderp

Captain Panda • commented on 2 posts 4 months ago

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

I thought I was alone

“What’s Wrong With Your Dog?”: 50 Hilariously Derpy Dogs That May Make Your Day (New Pics)

The schnozberries taste like schnozberries

Captain Panda • commented on 4 posts 5 months ago

50 Tweets That Won Comedy Gold This October

Also, stop stopping right in your tracks! Especially at busy places.

30 Times People Listed Hilariously Wild Ads And Expected To Actually Sell Something

PIVOT!

30 Men Come Vent To This Thread About Things That Bother Them But They Don’t Talk About

I sold my dad's 54 Buick Skylark a coupe years ago, she was a beast!!!

30 Men Come Vent To This Thread About Things That Bother Them But They Don’t Talk About

Spot on

Captain Panda • commented on 3 posts 6 months ago

50 Pics And Memes About The ’90s You Have To Be Old Enough To Understand

We even had our bday parties there in the early 90s!

30 Breathtaking Images That Offer A Glimpse Of The Mysteries Of The Universe

It's a fine hat!

50 Wild Pics Showing Rare Coincidences That Almost Never Happen (New Pics)

Hover hand!

Captain Panda • commented on a post 7 months ago

50 People Share Things They Don’t Believe Anyone Genuinely Likes

I would imagine it's what fish food tastes like

Captain Panda • commented on a post 8 months ago

"How Things Work": 50 Facts And Curiosities More People Should Know About

There is one being built right by me here in Los Angeles.

Captain Panda • commented on 3 posts 11 months ago

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

I feel like it's due to the pursh companies wanting you to purchase a, "place to store all your things?!"

“The Michael Jordan Of Memes”: 50 Hilariously Random Memes From This IG Page

Here in LA you're looking to see if it's the police, or the news!! Most of the time it's the police aka ghettobird

40 People Who Hit New Levels Of Cringe And Got Shamed In This Online Group

What about the dead guy in the corner?!

Captain Panda • commented on 5 posts 1 year ago

50 Of The Most Hilarious Comebacks To Have Graced The Internet (New Pics)

Fake filter

“The Difference Is Insane”: People Reveal Their Best Cooking Hacks

I do this ALL the time!

"Work Sucks, Let's Laugh About It": 50 Relatable Work Memes To Help You Get By

And the lazy ones end up in management

36 Cute And Funny Everyday Inventions That You Might Want To Get For Your House By Kazuya Ishikawa

That is clearly photoshopped

The Opposite Of Design Fails: 50 Times Designers Nailed It And Got Praised On This Group

The only thing good about a Tesla IMHO

Captain Panda • upvoted 7 items 6 days ago

Before It Was Torn Down, My Wife Preserved A Section Of Her Late Grandmother's 100+ Year-Old House, And Framed All The Layers Of Wallpaper

50 Old Photos That Show Something Which Now Is Completely Changed

Truly stunning woman but a bit of a wild one underneath it....

50 Old Photos That Show Something Which Now Is Completely Changed

I'm assuming that one is Stoner.

50 Old Photos That Show Something Which Now Is Completely Changed

Dog looks seriously grumpy

50 Old Photos That Show Something Which Now Is Completely Changed

90's too..

50 Old Photos That Show Something Which Now Is Completely Changed

I hope normal human teeth like this are back in fashion again some time soon.

50 Old Photos That Show Something Which Now Is Completely Changed

He's the best!

Captain Panda • upvoted an item 2 weeks ago

50 Actors Who Were Swapped Mid-Film And The Reasons It Happened

I love this stupid movie. It's one of those weird childhood memories

Captain Panda • upvoted 12 items 1 month ago

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

Bean scanner

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

No, thank you.

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

Hot dogs. Armored hot dogs.

Pets Wearing Medieval Armor

The Evolution Of The “Great Wave” Artwork. Woodblock Print By Hokusai

30 Unhinged Pics That Prove The World Is A Strange, Strange Place

Yet more proof that it's not the tools, it's the hand holding them.

40 Hilarious Memes For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

Who found this picture of me?

40 Hilarious Memes For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

HEY. Whoa. No need to call me out like that.

40 Hilarious Memes For People Who Use Humor As A Coping Mechanism (New Pics)

Alternatives to this are - I did my best, It was difficult for me, or they make you feel guilty for 'attacking' them

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