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Headless chicken • upvoted 4 items 1 year ago

These Shoes At Home. Their Owner Remains A Mystery. We Threw Them Away Though

41 Cursed Images We Don’t Advise To Check Before Sleep

I CANT EVEN SEE IT AND I NEED UNSEE JUICE

These Shoes At Home. Their Owner Remains A Mystery. We Threw Them Away Though

41 Cursed Images We Don’t Advise To Check Before Sleep

I CANT EVEN SEE IT AND I NEED UNSEE JUICE

41 Cursed Images We Don’t Advise To Check Before Sleep

I didn’t need to see this today

30 Times Construction Workers Tried To Cut Corners But Things Took A Turn For The Worse

This is ToTK level stuff right here

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Headless chicken • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Challenges

Hey Pandas, What’s A Weird Little Thing That You’ve Found? (Closed)

Headless chicken • commented on 5 posts 1 year ago

30 Times Construction Workers Tried To Cut Corners But Things Took A Turn For The Worse

This is ToTK level stuff right here

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Headless chicken • commented on 21 posts 2 years ago

50 People Having A Terrible Day (New Pics)

Once you spend 10 minutes untangling it, assess the damage and see if it’s usable

What Is Something You Misunderstood As A Child?

Thanks

50 People Having A Terrible Day (New Pics)

Once you spend 10 minutes untangling it, assess the damage and see if it’s usable

What Is Something You Misunderstood As A Child?

Thanks

This Group Exists “To Make Your Mood Better”, And Here Are 50 Of Their Posts That May Do Just That

Maybe calm yourself down, Angrywolf, it was a misunderstanding

“This Is Not A Restaurant”: 50 Of The Funniest Food Memes Shared On ‘All You Can Eat’

Hey, it’s obvious plant!

“This Is Not A Restaurant”: 50 Of The Funniest Food Memes Shared On ‘All You Can Eat’

Me in another universe

Here Are 40 Hilariously Twisted Comics With Unexpected Endings By “Cat Trigger” (New Pics)

You don’t wanna know

45 Times People Spotted Such Cursed Comments, They Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

No, flu. I’m sorry

45 Times People Spotted Such Cursed Comments, They Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

Uh- I don’t have as many as I should, I only got seven, so… me too?

This Facebook Group Is Dedicated To "America's Cultural Decline Into Idiocy", And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Memes

Just to specify, car tires should be at an average of 32 to 35 psi. Those tires are about to explode

Here Are 40 Hilariously Twisted Comics With Unexpected Endings By “Cat Trigger” (New Pics)

Can I have a taste

Here Are 40 Hilariously Twisted Comics With Unexpected Endings By “Cat Trigger” (New Pics)

This is an interesting fact, I’ll remember that!

50 Times Parents Thought They Were Setting Up Their Kid With A Unique Name, Only For It To Be A “Tragedeigh”

Wh would uo want to do that though? What about all the words with it in them. Those poor words. Poor blue jas

72 Funniest Pet Names That Luckily Our Companions Don’t Understand

Especially him, yes EmCWolf, Mike is a hero to my brethren, headless chickens, as he shows us we can survive as our own

72 Funniest Pet Names That Luckily Our Companions Don’t Understand

Thank you, Margaret, for acknowledging my kind

50 Memes That May Hit Too Close To Home For Any Introverts Out There, As Shared By This Instagram Account

Is he dead?

50 Memes That May Hit Too Close To Home For Any Introverts Out There, As Shared By This Instagram Account

What’s wrong with that poor deer?

50 Memes That May Hit Too Close To Home For Any Introverts Out There, As Shared By This Instagram Account

Crying, making potions out of my soaps, using too much shaving cream, concerts, fake arguments/situations, coming up with random characters and then seeing how those characters would act in different situations, you name it, we got it

‘Science Memes’: 50 Of The Most Relatable Posts That Perfectly Marry Knowledge And Humor

Signed

50 Awesome Animal Photos That Were Too Important Not To Share (New Pics)

It may not be that bad, it could be the angle. My cat looks very fat from some angles, but he is not, he is maybe 1-2 pounds over average.

50 Awesome Animal Photos That Were Too Important Not To Share (New Pics)

Maybe it’s a wild pig? Just spitballing here

50 Awesome Animal Photos That Were Too Important Not To Share (New Pics)

Happy birthday pebbles!

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Headless chicken • upvoted 9 items 2 years ago

This Group Exists “To Make Your Mood Better”, And Here Are 50 Of Their Posts That May Do Just That

Maybe calm yourself down, Angrywolf, it was a misunderstanding

“This Is Not A Restaurant”: 50 Of The Funniest Food Memes Shared On ‘All You Can Eat’

Me in another universe

This Group Exists “To Make Your Mood Better”, And Here Are 50 Of Their Posts That May Do Just That

Maybe calm yourself down, Angrywolf, it was a misunderstanding

“This Is Not A Restaurant”: 50 Of The Funniest Food Memes Shared On ‘All You Can Eat’

Me in another universe

Here Are 40 Hilariously Twisted Comics With Unexpected Endings By “Cat Trigger” (New Pics)

You don’t wanna know

45 Times People Spotted Such Cursed Comments, They Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

No, flu. I’m sorry

This Facebook Group Is Dedicated To "America's Cultural Decline Into Idiocy", And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Memes

Just to specify, car tires should be at an average of 32 to 35 psi. Those tires are about to explode

Here Are 40 Hilariously Twisted Comics With Unexpected Endings By “Cat Trigger” (New Pics)

This is an interesting fact, I’ll remember that!

72 Funniest Pet Names That Luckily Our Companions Don’t Understand

Thank you, Margaret, for acknowledging my kind

‘Science Memes’: 50 Of The Most Relatable Posts That Perfectly Marry Knowledge And Humor

Signed

50 Awesome Animal Photos That Were Too Important Not To Share (New Pics)

It may not be that bad, it could be the angle. My cat looks very fat from some angles, but he is not, he is maybe 1-2 pounds over average.

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Headless chicken • submitted a new post 1 year ago

Challenges

Hey Pandas, What’s A Weird Little Thing That You’ve Found? (Closed)

Headless chicken • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Ask Pandas

What Is Something You Misunderstood As A Child?

Headless chicken • submitted 2 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Tell Us About The Creepiest Thing That Has Happened To You (Closed)

What Is Something You Misunderstood As A Child?

Headless chicken • commented on 5 posts 1 year ago

50 Hilarious Memes That Might Help You Get Through Today

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41 Cursed Images We Don’t Advise To Check Before Sleep

I CANT EVEN SEE IT AND I NEED UNSEE JUICE

41 Cursed Images We Don’t Advise To Check Before Sleep

I didn’t need to see this today

41 Cursed Images We Don’t Advise To Check Before Sleep

You good buddy?

30 Times Construction Workers Tried To Cut Corners But Things Took A Turn For The Worse

This is ToTK level stuff right here

Headless chicken • commented on 15 posts 2 years ago

50 People Having A Terrible Day (New Pics)

Once you spend 10 minutes untangling it, assess the damage and see if it’s usable

What Is Something You Misunderstood As A Child?

Thanks

This Group Exists “To Make Your Mood Better”, And Here Are 50 Of Their Posts That May Do Just That

Maybe calm yourself down, Angrywolf, it was a misunderstanding

“This Is Not A Restaurant”: 50 Of The Funniest Food Memes Shared On ‘All You Can Eat’

Hey, it’s obvious plant!

“This Is Not A Restaurant”: 50 Of The Funniest Food Memes Shared On ‘All You Can Eat’

Me in another universe

Here Are 40 Hilariously Twisted Comics With Unexpected Endings By “Cat Trigger” (New Pics)

You don’t wanna know

45 Times People Spotted Such Cursed Comments, They Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

No, flu. I’m sorry

45 Times People Spotted Such Cursed Comments, They Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

Uh- I don’t have as many as I should, I only got seven, so… me too?

This Facebook Group Is Dedicated To "America's Cultural Decline Into Idiocy", And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Memes

Just to specify, car tires should be at an average of 32 to 35 psi. Those tires are about to explode

Here Are 40 Hilariously Twisted Comics With Unexpected Endings By “Cat Trigger” (New Pics)

Can I have a taste

Here Are 40 Hilariously Twisted Comics With Unexpected Endings By “Cat Trigger” (New Pics)

This is an interesting fact, I’ll remember that!

50 Times Parents Thought They Were Setting Up Their Kid With A Unique Name, Only For It To Be A “Tragedeigh”

Wh would uo want to do that though? What about all the words with it in them. Those poor words. Poor blue jas

72 Funniest Pet Names That Luckily Our Companions Don’t Understand

Especially him, yes EmCWolf, Mike is a hero to my brethren, headless chickens, as he shows us we can survive as our own

72 Funniest Pet Names That Luckily Our Companions Don’t Understand

Thank you, Margaret, for acknowledging my kind

50 Memes That May Hit Too Close To Home For Any Introverts Out There, As Shared By This Instagram Account

Is he dead?

Headless chicken • upvoted 4 items 1 year ago

These Shoes At Home. Their Owner Remains A Mystery. We Threw Them Away Though

41 Cursed Images We Don’t Advise To Check Before Sleep

I CANT EVEN SEE IT AND I NEED UNSEE JUICE

41 Cursed Images We Don’t Advise To Check Before Sleep

I didn’t need to see this today

30 Times Construction Workers Tried To Cut Corners But Things Took A Turn For The Worse

This is ToTK level stuff right here

Headless chicken • upvoted 16 items 2 years ago

This Group Exists “To Make Your Mood Better”, And Here Are 50 Of Their Posts That May Do Just That

Maybe calm yourself down, Angrywolf, it was a misunderstanding

“This Is Not A Restaurant”: 50 Of The Funniest Food Memes Shared On ‘All You Can Eat’

Me in another universe

Here Are 40 Hilariously Twisted Comics With Unexpected Endings By “Cat Trigger” (New Pics)

You don’t wanna know

45 Times People Spotted Such Cursed Comments, They Just Had To Share Them In This Online Group (New Pics)

No, flu. I’m sorry

This Facebook Group Is Dedicated To "America's Cultural Decline Into Idiocy", And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Memes

Just to specify, car tires should be at an average of 32 to 35 psi. Those tires are about to explode

Here Are 40 Hilariously Twisted Comics With Unexpected Endings By “Cat Trigger” (New Pics)

This is an interesting fact, I’ll remember that!

‘Science Memes’: 50 Of The Most Relatable Posts That Perfectly Marry Knowledge And Humor

Signed

72 Funniest Pet Names That Luckily Our Companions Don’t Understand

Thank you, Margaret, for acknowledging my kind

72 Funniest Pet Names That Luckily Our Companions Don’t Understand

Chickens are cool, because I’m a chicken. Duh 🩶🩷🩵

‘Science Memes’: 50 Of The Most Relatable Posts That Perfectly Marry Knowledge And Humor

Yep… I feel this! https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/C4B2E82A-B816-4797-9A49-84099FF1DC9E-6422d147cdcc6.jpeg

50 Awesome Animal Photos That Were Too Important Not To Share (New Pics)

It may not be that bad, it could be the angle. My cat looks very fat from some angles, but he is not, he is maybe 1-2 pounds over average.

40 Real-Life Tattoos That Could Be Called Permanent Mistakes

*read in a Karen voice* um, excuse me but that is highly offensive to left handed people! You wouldn’t like it if I said something like that, would you? I’m suing you. And scene

“Boys Who Can Cook”: This Absurd Instagram Account Is Sharing The Cooking Memes We All Need

I don’t understand

50 ‘Mental Headlines’ That Made People Wonder What The Hell Happened There (New Pics)

I don’t understand?

40 Random Pics From The Internet That Are So Weird They're Funny, As Shared On This Twitter Account

Needs ceiling handles

This Instagram Page Is Dedicated To Funny And Honest “Millennial Mom Confessions”, Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones (New Posts)

“Mom you’re choking me” “Ok but Tigerstar is about to die”

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