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Vix Spiderthrust • upvoted 11 items 1 week ago

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Vix Spiderthrust • upvoted 28 items 2 weeks ago

20 Celebrity Scandals That Left People Wide-Eyed In 2024

When you've been here long enough, you'll realise that there's no subject so clear-cut or obvious that Fractals can't produce a spectacularly bad take on it.

20 Celebrity Scandals That Left People Wide-Eyed In 2024

"Waaaaaah my powerful majority"

20 Celebrity Scandals That Left People Wide-Eyed In 2024

When you've been here long enough, you'll realise that there's no subject so clear-cut or obvious that Fractals can't produce a spectacularly bad take on it.

20 Celebrity Scandals That Left People Wide-Eyed In 2024

"Waaaaaah my powerful majority"

20 Celebrity Scandals That Left People Wide-Eyed In 2024

The bans came from politicians, not doctors, so i assume calling them "educated professionals" is a quality joke

20 Celebrity Scandals That Left People Wide-Eyed In 2024

That's like saying "I'm not racist, I'm just intent on keeping safe spaces for white people". She's trying to make a marginalized group of people seem like a danger, which seriously hurts THEIR safety.

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What we do have, are the balls to stay and fight for a better country, as opposed to bending over and letting the convicted felon do whatever he wants. Stock up on lube, I guess.

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quoted beautifully from Nathaniel

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It's unusual to have to wait that long. In general, universal healthcare works well. The UK Conservative government has tried to make the NHS so bad that people are forced into private healthcare. Hopefully the new government wil repair it to what it should be. The fact that universal healthcare is done BADLY in some places does not make the principle of universal healthcare a bad idea. Remember, the US spends MORE tax per capita on healthcare, adn on top of that there's the insurance/private healthcare. Ireland has a weird system but it's basically universal healthcare for chonic conditions. My mother had a lump, got checked, the following week had the biopsy, the next week got the results and was on chemo within a few days. 2 weeks from the first appointment, after the 30euro for the first doctors appointment, her treatment was free until she died. At every step she was treated as per the gold standard protocol for her type of cancer.

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Just ignore Rico. It's a hateful bigoted troll.

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Rico really IS an idiot. If something's cherry-picked, that's the OPPOSITE of random.

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Why are they so cheap?! No wonder y'all have one. A home printer costs more in most places.

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Don't feed the troll.

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Also trans people are still people. Some good, some bad. As a proud trans woman, I refuse to be painted solely by the worst of us and I'll fight transphobia and bigotry with my dying breath

20 Celebrity Scandals That Left People Wide-Eyed In 2024

Thank you Moo Moo

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Not all cancers are 100% preventable, sadly :( sunglasses and a healthy lifestyle are your best bets.

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Not where I’m from (uk)

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Im wondering why all the conservatives like her now after burning all her HP dvds during Trumps reign of the 10s?

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And given the way that Americans tend to pronounce internal 't's as 'd's, they still say it as 'Paddy' anyway.

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Yes, hence why the actual Irish shorten it to Paddy. Americans Anglicise it to Patty - it being correct as far as they are concerned doesn't change the fact that they are wrong.

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In Europe the idea of a teacher needing a firearm is absolutely unheard of, in the US they get a discount for them.

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Europe where the knife murder rate is lower than the US. Europe where the police killing rate is less than 5% that of the US.

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I seem to recall at least one case of a student stealing a teacher's gun from their desk. Too lazy to look it up though.

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Doubtful. In the UK (not just England), he'd move to the front of the queue for cancer treatment and it certainly wouldn't get to this point. Best of all, no-one has to worry about paying for cancer treatment at a time when they probably can't work. Don't believe everything the US Government tells you to justify not giving it's citizens free healthcare even though they can afford it. The NHS isn't perfect by a long shot, but being able to call an ambulance in an emergency without worrying about how to pay for it afterwards is awesome. If you looked up this guy, you'd know this was in fact in the US and his friends and family had to fundraise to pay off his $50,000 medical bill for the operation as his insurance didn't cover it all.

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If you are going to use my lines then at least use them correctly.

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UV Sunglasses maybe?

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Do you want a medal? Who really gives a damn?

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Yes. You are.

50 Interesting Medical Cases That Might Make You Appreciate The Human Body (New Pics)

"Anyway, the truth is never bigoted, and sympathy doesn’t change facts." I agree with that statement. However you are still a bigot. Because what you post is not truth, not facts.

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Well done, you caught a typo.

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Vix Spiderthrust • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

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There's a case study of a construction worker who drove a narrow pipe right through his foot. Rushed to hospital in screaming agony, the worst pain he'd ever felt in his life. But when they get the boot off, what do they find? The pipe had passed harmlessly between his toes and he was completely uninjured. Yet before this discovery he was genuinely in terrible pain. It *looked* like he had been impaled so he expected pain, and his brain had prioritised that information over the nerve signals that were telling it the foot was normal.

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Vix Spiderthrust • commented on 8 posts 2 weeks ago

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50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

So how come all the gun nuts are on the side of the totalitarians?

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

We got it back when they sued for peace at the end of the War of 1812

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Isn't it "Padraig"?

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

If that's your question, we don't want you here.

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

TBF there are actually suprisingly few American accents. Britain has something like five times as many distinct local accents as the contiguous USA. This is because the US is a young country which grew up alongside the railways and so has few pockets of isolated populations, though there are a few - the "Pennsylvania Dutch" and old Martha's Vineyard accents being the classic examples. But obviously, everyone has an accent.

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Obviously they're American, because they ask what something is know as *outside America* - thus implictly placing themselves *inside* America.

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England is, indeed, a country and not an island. It *shares* an island with Scotland and Wales. The UK, on the other hand, is several islands including about a third of the island of Ireland.

Vix Spiderthrust • commented on 6 posts 1 month ago

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THIS. As a rule of thumb, any word that is not military or techological in origin, and no world at all that predates the twentieth century, is an acronym.

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Both of these suggestions are backronyms. The word "news" just literally means "things that are new"

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But, as I always say at this post, see also James Joyce criticising Irish people who had entire conversations in English and then said "goodbye" in Gaelic, as if that somehow amounted to retaining your culture

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So less "forcefully" and more "by deception", but still a pretty grim thing for a grown woman to do to a kid

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Fanboys

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Argumentum ad populum is still a fallacy, although I do admire the brilliant, unreflective irony of saying, in one breath, "JK Rowling is really popular so jump off the bandwagon!"

Vix Spiderthrust • commented on 6 posts 3 months ago

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And yet the young, being doomed to fail, are still preferable to the old, who already have.

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Increasing spending causes recessions? In what world does increasing economic activity cause the economy to shrink? Increasing spending is what governments do to FIGHT recessions.

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread

The "rational consumer" is a myth.

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread

Learn what the words mean and stop screaming about how awful "liberals" are while living in a liberal democracy.

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread

Ugh. I got a referral once for an 85-year-old lady with terminal lung cancer because the GP was worried she was "becoming dependent" on opioids. Just give her the fu*king dr*gs, idiot.

50 People Take The Chance To Say “It Doesn’t Work Like That” About Their Jobs In This Thread

As Jeremy Hardy once said, "Live every day as if it's your last: lying in bed, smacked off your tits on morphine"

Vix Spiderthrust • upvoted 12 items 1 week ago

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The factoid doesn’t assert any causation. You inferred that yourself.

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I question this one. There might be several hours where people are less than 100% productive, but I doubt it is five hours of 0% productivity.

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I used to work dispatch for Blood Bikes Wales until my paid job took up too many of my spoons. Very rewarding stuff.

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Ridden by volunteers from Blood Bikes carrying everything from donated organs to breast milk. A brilliant organisation whose efforts have saved many.

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Motorbikes in UK,as they can get through traffic quickly

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Try that s**t in most of Europe. There is no way this would happen in Germany.

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Sure, and your employer has the right to fire you. It is not a protected employee right in the US however, it is in numerous developed countries.

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Luckily, the DNA of the majority of men who believe in that “alpha male” horseshit will die with them.

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But what did your girlfriend in Canada think?

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WOW! I see the anti-trans kooks are out in force! I bet none of you smooth-brained shits even knows a trans person.

Vix Spiderthrust • upvoted 8 items 2 weeks ago

20 Celebrity Scandals That Left People Wide-Eyed In 2024

I imagine she'll be moving somewhere close to JK Rowling. They seem like a pair.

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Looks like you're stuck with us, sunshine. 🤣

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What we do have, are the balls to stay and fight for a better country, as opposed to bending over and letting the convicted felon do whatever he wants. Stock up on lube, I guess.

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I feel so comforted to know "an ignorant belligerent clown" is running a whole weapon filled country.

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Damn, she got her sheets caught on her dress.

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"Waaaaaah my powerful majority"

20 Celebrity Scandals That Left People Wide-Eyed In 2024

When you've been here long enough, you'll realise that there's no subject so clear-cut or obvious that Fractals can't produce a spectacularly bad take on it.

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The bans came from politicians, not doctors, so i assume calling them "educated professionals" is a quality joke

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