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Bored Alpaca (She/Her)
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Hello Fellow Pandas
About me
-I live in Australia
-I am an INTP personality type
-I am most definitely an introvert
-I am a child of Athena
-I am a Ravenclaw
-I have no idea about my sexuality anymore
Things I love
- Reading
- Eating
- BP
- Doing nothing
- ✨Musical Theatre✨
- World Scholars Cup (highly recommend if you are between the ages of 8-18)
GREAT SHIPS
- Percabeth
- Solangelo
- Sokeefe
- Keefe x Tam
- Leo x Calypso
- Magnus x Alex
- Nick x Charlie
- Tao x Elle
- Tara and Darcy
- Wednesday x Enid
- Lams (iykyk)
- Mullete
- Brittana
- Faberry
- I have way more but I'm gonna leave it at that
Anyway, that's a few things about me, congrats on making it this far
Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • upvoted 4 items 3 months ago
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Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • upvoted 15 items 4 months ago
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The most popular girl in my graduating class (and I do mean ***most*** popular; she made an effort to make friends with literally everyone), head cheerleader, is now the head director at the local homeless shelter. She never married, has no kids, 37. Still an absolute babe.
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Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • upvoted 12 items 5 months ago
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I used to work in the box office for an MLB team. The actual manager was usually extremely busy and couldn't easily respond to issues at 15 different windows, so we frequently pretended to be each other's managers. It was the easiest way to get back up when an annoying customer would not accept one of our policies. On one night I was helping a very drunk customer who refused to accept a policy (I don't remember exactly what it was). He asked to speak to the manager, but he and everyone else around me were crazy busy. So I turned my back on the customer, turned back around, pretended to be a different person, and backed myself up. He accepted this without issue and went on his way.business-owners-boss-lady-moments
I used to work in the box office for an MLB team. The actual manager was usually extremely busy and couldn't easily respond to issues at 15 different windows, so we frequently pretended to be each other's managers. It was the easiest way to get back up when an annoying customer would not accept one of our policies. On one night I was helping a very drunk customer who refused to accept a policy (I don't remember exactly what it was). He asked to speak to the manager, but he and everyone else around me were crazy busy. So I turned my back on the customer, turned back around, pretended to be a different person, and backed myself up. He accepted this without issue and went on his way.
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Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • upvoted 3 items 6 months ago
Hey Pandas, Share The Most Basic Fact You Know
Bookmarks mark books without marking books, and hairclips clip hair without clipping hair :D
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The most popular girl in my graduating class (and I do mean ***most*** popular; she made an effort to make friends with literally everyone), head cheerleader, is now the head director at the local homeless shelter. She never married, has no kids, 37. Still an absolute babe. Bored Alpaca (She/Her) • is following 34 people
