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Gage Franke • commented on a post 2 years ago

30 Wise Old Sayings That Have Totally Lost Their Meaning In The Contemporary World, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

What doesn't kill you will try again later.

Gage Franke • upvoted 4 items 2 years ago

30 Wise Old Sayings That Have Totally Lost Their Meaning In The Contemporary World, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

No, but this is a stupid answer

30 Wise Old Sayings That Have Totally Lost Their Meaning In The Contemporary World, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

Is this a stupid question?

30 Wise Old Sayings That Have Totally Lost Their Meaning In The Contemporary World, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

No, but this is a stupid answer

30 Wise Old Sayings That Have Totally Lost Their Meaning In The Contemporary World, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

Is this a stupid question?

30 Wise Old Sayings That Have Totally Lost Their Meaning In The Contemporary World, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

Words can hurt more than any physical pain.

30 Wise Old Sayings That Have Totally Lost Their Meaning In The Contemporary World, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

Lies...when my son died it almost killed me. I wanted to die. I'm not nearly as strong as I was prior.

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Gage Franke • upvoted 28 items 3 years ago

"Not How Girls Work:" 40 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)

But I want someone funny because I love joking and laughing with others.

"Not How Girls Work:" 40 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)

I was never shy, I always have been loud and bold, and want to be on broadway, guess I never had a soul

"Not How Girls Work:" 40 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)

But I want someone funny because I love joking and laughing with others.

"Not How Girls Work:" 40 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)

I was never shy, I always have been loud and bold, and want to be on broadway, guess I never had a soul

"Not How Girls Work:" 40 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)

The messed part is that there is a chance they hold their mothers in high regard yet they are somehow looking down on all other women at the same time. I don't think I will ever be able to understand how their minds work like that.

"Not How Girls Work:" 40 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)

I would feel sad for these men that will never know love or meaningful companionship, but they’re such hateful little turds that it’s impossible.

"Not How Girls Work:" 40 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)

By this logic if I hug you 15 times and only stab you once, you shouldn't acknowledge the stabbing since I hugged you wayyyy more.

People Who Had To Choose Their Pet Over Their Partner Reveal How It All Went (35 Pics)

I'd never convict you.😉

People Who Had To Choose Their Pet Over Their Partner Reveal How It All Went (35 Pics)

I was casually dating a guy who was kicking my cat when I wasn't looking. When I caught him, it made sense why she avoided him and no one else. I beat him out of my house and down all the stairs from my third floor condo. He was almost a foot taller than me but I think he thought I was going to kill him. I have never physically hurt anyone before but when that blind rage took over me, I absolutely lost it.

Mom Explains Why Grandparents Can't Hug Her 2-Year-Old Whenever They Want And Have To Ask For Consent

Even as a grown adult, I’m just not a hugger. I’m still a social butterfly. I just prefer physical hugs from my husband and kids only.

Mom Explains Why Grandparents Can't Hug Her 2-Year-Old Whenever They Want And Have To Ask For Consent

its always the older people who complain about this stuff wonder why

Mom Explains Why Grandparents Can't Hug Her 2-Year-Old Whenever They Want And Have To Ask For Consent

Everything about this seems logical, but it just FEELS wrong... I guess it's because I'm older and enormous wet kisses from grandma were kind of a rite of passage. I'm going to chalk it up to age (and not having kids to worry about) and assume that I'm just out of touch.

Mom Explains Why Grandparents Can't Hug Her 2-Year-Old Whenever They Want And Have To Ask For Consent

This is long overdue, children have just ss much if not more rights to consent, who they feel comfortable interacting with.

40 Screenshots Of People Who Are Unaware Of The Existence Of LGBTQ People And It's Like They're Living Under A Rock

That's clearly tongue-in-cheek, c'mon

49 Deal-Breaking Traits In A Significant Other, As Shared By People In This Online Group

Being rude to anyone actually. I believe wholeheartedly that manners are free. You don't pay for that s**t so there is no excuse for not having manners.

Someone Asks People To Share The Worst Marriage Advice They've Gotten, And They Deliver (30 Tweets)

My parents are also divorced.

49 Deal-Breaking Traits In A Significant Other, As Shared By People In This Online Group

This. An ex-boyfriend of mine did this, and the waiter was still a trainee. Fumbled with the wine bottle, trying to keep his composure while my boyfriend treated him like crap. I just gave the guy many "Please excuse this dumbass" looks, and insisted that my boyfriend tip him properly when paying the bill. Needless to say, we didn't last long.

Someone Asks People To Share The Worst Marriage Advice They've Gotten, And They Deliver (30 Tweets)

Sexist jerk!

Someone Asks People To Share The Worst Marriage Advice They've Gotten, And They Deliver (30 Tweets)

I'll stop flirting with my wife when one of us is dead and gone. Maybe

Someone Asks People To Share The Worst Marriage Advice They've Gotten, And They Deliver (30 Tweets)

I prefer happy spouse happy house

Someone Asks People To Share The Worst Marriage Advice They've Gotten, And They Deliver (30 Tweets)

As a half of a childless-by-choice couple, I can honestly call BS here

Someone Asks People To Share The Worst Marriage Advice They've Gotten, And They Deliver (30 Tweets)

OMG, those poor people. I can't imagine their terrible lives

In This Viral Thread, This Policeman Calls Out Lazy Cops Who Pretend To 'Mistake' Guns For Tasers

While your point is correct, this case was misreported. When the confrontation happened, it was dark, and the man looked like he was grabbing for a weapon. Them pulling a weapon on him was understandable. Though yes, they shouldn't have used a gun

In This Viral Thread, This Policeman Calls Out Lazy Cops Who Pretend To 'Mistake' Guns For Tasers

I was thinking about what Rashida4Prez said, "Where TF are THESE cops at?" I think I know. I think that these kinds of cops are the ones who don't make the headlines because they didn't mistake a gun for a taser or something. These cops are here, we just can't tell because they do their job so well, nobody recognizes them for it.

Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories)

Ewwwww.. Ok.. We all pluck our nose.. But there is a time and place for that.. 😂

Hiring Managers Share The Times They Thought "What's Wrong With This Person" (30 Stories)

My relentless nose picking shows dedication, patience, and a firm hand.

50 People Who've Hit New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The 'Cringetopia' Online Group (New Pics)

Yeah, If you skinned a black person and a white person, their insides would be the same. I know from experience.

People Are Sharing What Movie Endings Were So Bad, They Ruined The Entire Film (30 Pics)

Remember at the start how they met on a beach? She was actually drowning and he tried to rescue her. The whole movie is what she sees before she dies and them flying off in a car is her transition to heaven.

People Are Sharing What Movie Endings Were So Bad, They Ruined The Entire Film (30 Pics)

Oh come on, it's metaphorical! Sandy and Danny fly off into the sunset. Also, Sandy didn't change for Danny specifically, it's just her character arc. Through the whole movie she's discovering who she really is inside, and always searching for an identity (just like any high school kid) so she becomes who she feels she is on the inside, finally free.

People Are Sharing What Movie Endings Were So Bad, They Ruined The Entire Film (30 Pics)

In the 1950s, there were quite a few movies where a wholesome girl would fall in love with a "bad boy" who would ultimately become a wholesome boy to live happily ever after with the girl. In Grease's ending, Sandy changing to a "bad girl" to be with Danny was a satirical take on that trope. Either way, having to totally change yourself to be with someone is not a good thing.

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Gage Franke • commented on 7 posts 3 years ago

50 People Who've Hit New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The 'Cringetopia' Online Group (New Pics)

PLEASE tell me this is satire!

You Think Your Job Sucks? Then Take A Look At These 40 Employee Conversations With Clients From Hell (New Pics)

Fair point. I am glad that these are probably fake.

People Are Sharing What Movie Endings Were So Bad, They Ruined The Entire Film (30 Pics)

Also, The Genie should have been played by Jack Black or Jim Carrey or someone more silly and over the top instead of Will Smith, who just seemed like he was trying too hard to be Robin Williams

You Think Your Job Sucks? Then Take A Look At These 40 Employee Conversations With Clients From Hell (New Pics)

These are probably fake, but they're entertaining as f*ck!

You Think Your Job Sucks? Then Take A Look At These 40 Employee Conversations With Clients From Hell (New Pics)

It was fun to read either way.

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Gage Franke • submitted 2 new posts 3 years ago

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Gage Franke • submitted 2 list additions 3 years ago

Panda Guys, When Did A Woman Make You Feel Uncomfortable? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Who Is The Greatest Movie Villain Of All Time? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Worst Thing A Parent Could Teach Their Child? (Closed)

What Is Your Favorite TV Show?

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Gage Franke • commented on a post 2 years ago

30 Wise Old Sayings That Have Totally Lost Their Meaning In The Contemporary World, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

What doesn't kill you will try again later.

Gage Franke • commented on 19 posts 3 years ago

40 Examples Of 'Nice Guys' Exposing Their True Colors

Don't waste a perfectly good butterknife on him like that.

35 People Reveal Who Is The Dumbest Person In The World They've Ever Met

Usually around 8 or 9.

50 People Who've Hit New Levels Of Cringe And Got Posted In The 'Cringetopia' Online Group (New Pics)

PLEASE tell me this is satire!

You Think Your Job Sucks? Then Take A Look At These 40 Employee Conversations With Clients From Hell (New Pics)

Fair point. I am glad that these are probably fake.

People Are Sharing What Movie Endings Were So Bad, They Ruined The Entire Film (30 Pics)

Also, The Genie should have been played by Jack Black or Jim Carrey or someone more silly and over the top instead of Will Smith, who just seemed like he was trying too hard to be Robin Williams

You Think Your Job Sucks? Then Take A Look At These 40 Employee Conversations With Clients From Hell (New Pics)

These are probably fake, but they're entertaining as f*ck!

You Think Your Job Sucks? Then Take A Look At These 40 Employee Conversations With Clients From Hell (New Pics)

It was fun to read either way.

30 Wedding Traditions People In This Online Group Chose Or Would Choose To Ditch

What was his response?

Artist Imagines Iconic Horror Characters In Classic Disney's Mickey Mouse (15 Pics)

Is it just me, or do a lot of these horror characters look good in this art style?

Artist Imagines Iconic Horror Characters In Classic Disney's Mickey Mouse (15 Pics)

He drowned in the lake when he was a kid.

35 People Are Sharing Their Most Awkward Dates And It’s Both Funny And Painful To Read

Nothing wrong with it, but it would be pretty awkward for them both...

Fox News Mocked This CEO For Raising His Employees' Minimum Wage And Cutting His Own, He Rubs His Success In Their Face 6 Years Later

Fox News is basically TMZ for politics

30 People Share The Weirdest And Most Inappropriate Questions They Got Asked During Job Interviews

Was the interviewer a man or a woman?

30 People Share The Weirdest And Most Inappropriate Questions They Got Asked During Job Interviews

I don't know. I love Monty Python, but it's totally fine that you don't. Some people just take stuff too seriously.

I'm A Single Woman, And You Might Relate To My 29 Funny Comics

Uh...what?

Folks On Twitter Shared 30 Stories Of When Celebrities Proved Themselves To Be Actually Nice People

This just makes her death even more sad. F*ck the paparazzi.

People Share Life Advice They Received That Turned Out To Be Really Useful (35 Pics)

Twisted I would definitely say that classifies as toxic. If I were you, I'd cut them out of your life as soon as possible. Until then, I'd keep my distance.

Panda Guys, When Did A Woman Make You Feel Uncomfortable? (Closed)

Did she have a crush on you or was she just trying to throw you off your game?

Panda Guys, When Did A Woman Make You Feel Uncomfortable? (Closed)

@AssassinSeven Thank you. I worked there a few months.

Gage Franke • upvoted 6 items 2 years ago

Pandas, What Is Something About Dating Or Flirting You Can’t Stand? (Closed)

when guys do this to my (ultra pretty) sister she screenshots what they say before it, the pic, tells them that shes posting it, scribbles out the pic, and posts it :) always fun to see how they react

Pandas, What Is Something About Dating Or Flirting You Can’t Stand? (Closed)

dont know about at other places, but i know that in our heehaw redneck 'murcan Montana revving your engine is a way to catcall, and one of me and my sister's favorite way to react is scream at the vrooming car "OH IM SO *PREGNANT* ALREADYYYYY", and if its someone catcalling from the normal ground level, its fun to flip them off without a glance and hear them talking sh*t behind yo back :) im nice-mean

30 Wise Old Sayings That Have Totally Lost Their Meaning In The Contemporary World, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

Words can hurt more than any physical pain.

30 Wise Old Sayings That Have Totally Lost Their Meaning In The Contemporary World, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

No, but this is a stupid answer

30 Wise Old Sayings That Have Totally Lost Their Meaning In The Contemporary World, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

Is this a stupid question?

30 Wise Old Sayings That Have Totally Lost Their Meaning In The Contemporary World, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group

Lies...when my son died it almost killed me. I wanted to die. I'm not nearly as strong as I was prior.

Gage Franke • upvoted 14 items 3 years ago

"Not How Girls Work:" 40 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)

But I want someone funny because I love joking and laughing with others.

"Not How Girls Work:" 40 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)

I would feel sad for these men that will never know love or meaningful companionship, but they’re such hateful little turds that it’s impossible.

"Not How Girls Work:" 40 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)

By this logic if I hug you 15 times and only stab you once, you shouldn't acknowledge the stabbing since I hugged you wayyyy more.

"Not How Girls Work:" 40 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)

I was never shy, I always have been loud and bold, and want to be on broadway, guess I never had a soul

40 Examples Of 'Nice Guys' Exposing Their True Colors

motion of the ocean? I'm afraid to understand what that means.

People Who Had To Choose Their Pet Over Their Partner Reveal How It All Went (35 Pics)

I'd never convict you.😉

Mom Explains Why Grandparents Can't Hug Her 2-Year-Old Whenever They Want And Have To Ask For Consent

This is long overdue, children have just ss much if not more rights to consent, who they feel comfortable interacting with.

Mom Explains Why Grandparents Can't Hug Her 2-Year-Old Whenever They Want And Have To Ask For Consent

Even as a grown adult, I’m just not a hugger. I’m still a social butterfly. I just prefer physical hugs from my husband and kids only.

Mom Explains Why Grandparents Can't Hug Her 2-Year-Old Whenever They Want And Have To Ask For Consent

its always the older people who complain about this stuff wonder why

40 Examples Of 'Nice Girls', A Female Equivalent Of The Toxic 'Nice Guys'

i feel like this is a joke...

40 Examples Of 'Nice Girls', A Female Equivalent Of The Toxic 'Nice Guys'

Yeah. You'd think the guy would know if he's dating someone or not.

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