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Frances Pitchoune

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Frances Pitchoune

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Misanthrope who hates fruit, racists and wokes, especially those who downvote in BP. Be ambidextrous and leave the world alone.

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Frances Pitchoune • upvoted 4 items 11 hours ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Christmas Tradition?

Every year we laugh out loud at National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation movie. Such a classic comedy & so relatable.

“Truly The UK's Most Horrible Place To Live”: 30 Pics Of Urban Hell From All Over The World (New Pics)

There's a socio-economic hierarchy to tacky resorts- Branson, Vegas, Dubai. Basically all the same type of people, just with more zeros on their bank balance.

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Christmas Tradition?

Every year we laugh out loud at National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation movie. Such a classic comedy & so relatable.

“Truly The UK's Most Horrible Place To Live”: 30 Pics Of Urban Hell From All Over The World (New Pics)

There's a socio-economic hierarchy to tacky resorts- Branson, Vegas, Dubai. Basically all the same type of people, just with more zeros on their bank balance.

“They Always Play Themselves”: 35 Actors & Actresses Accused Of Having No Versatility On The Screen, See If You Agree

Magnolia🤜

“What's Normal To Us Now, That In 50 Years People Will Look Back On As Barbaric?” (30 Answers)

I have never heard of an American Bible, but hot damn, it exists. I… I have no words… I don’t believe in any gods in the first place, but this is horrible. What’s worse? That or a Trump Bible? The answer is they are equally awful. I just want to put my head in my hands sometimes and repeat “This is not happening, this is not happening”. (Props to anyone who remembers that X-Files episode.)

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Frances Pitchoune • commented on 3 posts 14 hours ago

“What's Normal To Us Now, That In 50 Years People Will Look Back On As Barbaric?” (30 Answers)

🤣🤣🤣 “And on the seventh day, Jesus created the guns to kill the dinosaurs”

“How Everything Works”: 30 Pics From This Page That Will Probably Teach You Something New

Well yes, because I have to follow a list of easily digestible products. And pepper, well there you go, it’s banned because it’s recognized by doctors as difficult to digest. And that’s called SCIENCE.

“What's Normal To Us Now, That In 50 Years People Will Look Back On As Barbaric?” (30 Answers)

🤣🤣🤣 “And on the seventh day, Jesus created the guns to kill the dinosaurs”

“How Everything Works”: 30 Pics From This Page That Will Probably Teach You Something New

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

I was wondering about this "fashion" because I heard a French YouTuber say recently that presenting the flag of France deserved to be called a fascist. Same thing for a Swedish Panda. I find it a shame because I find our Canadian flag very nice, and the Fleurdelysé flag of Québec very beautiful 🥰

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Frances Pitchoune • upvoted 16 items 1 day ago

“What's Normal To Us Now, That In 50 Years People Will Look Back On As Barbaric?” (30 Answers)

The King James version is one of the most corrupt translations.

“What's Normal To Us Now, That In 50 Years People Will Look Back On As Barbaric?” (30 Answers)

There are MANY different versions of the bible, "translated" by different people at different times, each with their own agenda. The King James version and the New American version are two popular examples.

“What's Normal To Us Now, That In 50 Years People Will Look Back On As Barbaric?” (30 Answers)

The King James version is one of the most corrupt translations.

“What's Normal To Us Now, That In 50 Years People Will Look Back On As Barbaric?” (30 Answers)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Christmas Tradition?

Also, guys, check out my, "AITA for breaking up with my best friend?"

“What's Normal To Us Now, That In 50 Years People Will Look Back On As Barbaric?” (30 Answers)

In the American version, Jesus supports gun rights and thinks homeless people need to get a job.

“They Always Play Themselves”: 35 Actors & Actresses Accused Of Having No Versatility On The Screen, See If You Agree

Or Rain man

40 Times Creative People Nailed Their Christmas Decor (New Pics)

Love this! The work and dedication to “light” up people’s faces, especially children. This is what Christmas is about. Making people happy.

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

And so much of our TV comes from the US!

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Hi, how are you doing’? I’m great! Fantastic, have a good day.

“They Always Play Themselves”: 35 Actors & Actresses Accused Of Having No Versatility On The Screen, See If You Agree

If you only know him from The Office, just watch Foxcatcher and you'll see why he doesn't deserve a place on this list at all.

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Sometimes a polite exchange with a stranger can make your day.

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

I thought exactly that too. I've been to the US a few times and loved how friendly Americans were. It was so refreshing.

“They Always Play Themselves”: 35 Actors & Actresses Accused Of Having No Versatility On The Screen, See If You Agree

He is adored for the person he is rather than his acting roles.

“They Always Play Themselves”: 35 Actors & Actresses Accused Of Having No Versatility On The Screen, See If You Agree

He's the same dude with a different job in every movie, except for Interview with the Vampire. He was fabulous in that.

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Frances Pitchoune • commented on 16 posts 1 day ago

The Nature Photographer Of The Year: 30 Captivating Images From The 2024 Contest

"BOB! It's been a while!" "Hello Joe! So good to see you!""

40 Times Creative People Nailed Their Christmas Decor (New Pics)

Magic! After all, Christmas is the Festival of Lights! 😊 We save electricity the rest of the year! 😉

The Nature Photographer Of The Year: 30 Captivating Images From The 2024 Contest

"BOB! It's been a while!" "Hello Joe! So good to see you!""

40 Times Creative People Nailed Their Christmas Decor (New Pics)

Magic! After all, Christmas is the Festival of Lights! 😊 We save electricity the rest of the year! 😉

40 Times Creative People Nailed Their Christmas Decor (New Pics)

Wow! 🤩

“How Everything Works”: 30 Pics From This Page That Will Probably Teach You Something New

Or you look at the instructions on the package. It works too.

“How Everything Works”: 30 Pics From This Page That Will Probably Teach You Something New

This is completely false! I suffer from an illness which causes me enormous digestive problems. Black pepper is on my list of forbidden foods.

“What's Normal To Us Now, That In 50 Years People Will Look Back On As Barbaric?” (30 Answers)

American Bible? 😲 I thought there was only one Bible, the Old Testament and the New. More info please?

“Truly The UK's Most Horrible Place To Live”: 30 Pics Of Urban Hell From All Over The World (New Pics)

Last place I would visit in the world. That and Las Vegas.

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Well, it's pretty cool that they're proud of their origins. I don't see the problem. I wish I was Irish! 😭

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Everyone has an accent! 😋😉

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

I'm Canadian. I lived in France for a year and I felt really really alone. One day, I came across a group of American tourists. I followed them for a while because it made me feel good to hear their accent and see them act "American". It's insulting for a Canadian to be compared to Americans. But what do you want? We're neighbors!

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

In Canada too

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Well, that seems pretty nice to me 🤷‍♀️

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Well, that’s somewhat normal: it costs them a lot of money!

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Why be ashamed of your flag? It seems like a new fashion in the world... (By the way, I'm Canadian)

“They Always Play Themselves”: 35 Actors & Actresses Accused Of Having No Versatility On The Screen, See If You Agree

He was excellent in Little Miss Sunshine!

“They Always Play Themselves”: 35 Actors & Actresses Accused Of Having No Versatility On The Screen, See If You Agree

And also, Interview with the Vampire!

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Frances Pitchoune • submitted a list addition 1 day ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Christmas Tradition?

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Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Are The Worst Horror Movie Cliches? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Is A Popular Movie That Everyone Loves, But You Hate? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Name The Movie You Watch Every Christmas (Closed)

Frances Pitchoune • submitted a list addition 1 day ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Christmas Tradition?

Frances Pitchoune • submitted a list addition 1 week ago

Hey Pandas, What's Something Someone Did Or Said Recently That Made You Think, 'Seriously'? (Closed)

Frances Pitchoune • submitted 2 list additions 1 month ago

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Hey Pandas, What Is A Random Fact You Know? (Closed)

Frances Pitchoune • submitted a list addition 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is A Scary Fact That You Have Learned? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, In Honor Of International Dog Day, Share With Us Your Funniest Dog Stories (Closed)

Frances Pitchoune • submitted 2 list additions 4 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's An Important Life Lesson You Think Everyone Should Know? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Wholesome You Witnessed? (Closed)

Frances Pitchoune • submitted a list addition 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s One Secret You Never Plan On Telling Anyone? (Closed)

Frances Pitchoune • submitted 2 list additions 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s The Worst Relationship You’ve Ever Been In?

Hey Pandas, Describe An Experience That Made You Lose Hope In Humanity (Closed)

Frances Pitchoune • submitted 9 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Gives You Holiday Anxiety? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is One Childhood Memory That Always Makes You Happy? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Restore My Faith In Humanity (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was Your Childhood Imaginary Friend Like? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s An Uncommon Phrase That You Use? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That You Have Lost That You Wish You Could Get Back? (Closed)

Hey Pandas! Do You Believe In Love? Go I Something About... Oh, Sorry! It's Just A Or B. Like Taylor Swift Or Madonna.

Frances Pitchoune • commented on 3 posts 14 hours ago

“What's Normal To Us Now, That In 50 Years People Will Look Back On As Barbaric?” (30 Answers)

🤣🤣🤣 “And on the seventh day, Jesus created the guns to kill the dinosaurs”

“How Everything Works”: 30 Pics From This Page That Will Probably Teach You Something New

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Frances Pitchoune • commented on 16 posts 1 day ago

The Nature Photographer Of The Year: 30 Captivating Images From The 2024 Contest

"BOB! It's been a while!" "Hello Joe! So good to see you!""

40 Times Creative People Nailed Their Christmas Decor (New Pics)

Magic! After all, Christmas is the Festival of Lights! 😊 We save electricity the rest of the year! 😉

40 Times Creative People Nailed Their Christmas Decor (New Pics)

Wow! 🤩

“How Everything Works”: 30 Pics From This Page That Will Probably Teach You Something New

Or you look at the instructions on the package. It works too.

“How Everything Works”: 30 Pics From This Page That Will Probably Teach You Something New

This is completely false! I suffer from an illness which causes me enormous digestive problems. Black pepper is on my list of forbidden foods.

“What's Normal To Us Now, That In 50 Years People Will Look Back On As Barbaric?” (30 Answers)

American Bible? 😲 I thought there was only one Bible, the Old Testament and the New. More info please?

“Truly The UK's Most Horrible Place To Live”: 30 Pics Of Urban Hell From All Over The World (New Pics)

Last place I would visit in the world. That and Las Vegas.

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Well, it's pretty cool that they're proud of their origins. I don't see the problem. I wish I was Irish! 😭

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Everyone has an accent! 😋😉

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

In Canada too

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Well, that seems pretty nice to me 🤷‍♀️

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Well, that’s somewhat normal: it costs them a lot of money!

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Why be ashamed of your flag? It seems like a new fashion in the world... (By the way, I'm Canadian)

“They Always Play Themselves”: 35 Actors & Actresses Accused Of Having No Versatility On The Screen, See If You Agree

He was excellent in Little Miss Sunshine!

“They Always Play Themselves”: 35 Actors & Actresses Accused Of Having No Versatility On The Screen, See If You Agree

And also, Interview with the Vampire!

Frances Pitchoune • commented on a post 6 days ago

45 Terrifying Times Nature Stopped People In Their Tracks (New Pics)

Meh.

Frances Pitchoune • upvoted 9 items 13 hours ago

“Truly The UK's Most Horrible Place To Live”: 30 Pics Of Urban Hell From All Over The World (New Pics)

There's a socio-economic hierarchy to tacky resorts- Branson, Vegas, Dubai. Basically all the same type of people, just with more zeros on their bank balance.

“What's Normal To Us Now, That In 50 Years People Will Look Back On As Barbaric?” (30 Answers)

The King James version is one of the most corrupt translations.

“What's Normal To Us Now, That In 50 Years People Will Look Back On As Barbaric?” (30 Answers)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Christmas Tradition?

Every year we laugh out loud at National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation movie. Such a classic comedy & so relatable.

“What's Normal To Us Now, That In 50 Years People Will Look Back On As Barbaric?” (30 Answers)

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

This is an offensive view as an American who abhorrent white supremacy. I fly the flag out of love, pride and those who have fought for our freedoms.

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Makes me honestly sad you see it that way

“They Always Play Themselves”: 35 Actors & Actresses Accused Of Having No Versatility On The Screen, See If You Agree

Magnolia🤜

“They Always Play Themselves”: 35 Actors & Actresses Accused Of Having No Versatility On The Screen, See If You Agree

Or Rain man

Frances Pitchoune • upvoted 11 items 1 day ago

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

It is also common in a lot of developing nations

“What's Normal To Us Now, That In 50 Years People Will Look Back On As Barbaric?” (30 Answers)

In the American version, Jesus supports gun rights and thinks homeless people need to get a job.

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Or just openminded and friendly...

30 Hilarious Ways People Around The World Clock An American Instantly

Canadians are like this too, I have made many acquaintances randomly waiting in lines, on transit, restaurants, you name it! I can not imagine not talking to people just for the sake of it, sorry;)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Christmas Tradition?

Also, guys, check out my, "AITA for breaking up with my best friend?"

40 Times Creative People Nailed Their Christmas Decor (New Pics)

Love this! The work and dedication to “light” up people’s faces, especially children. This is what Christmas is about. Making people happy.

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wowwwww these were stunning!!

Stunning Underwater Photography Of Marine Life By Rachel Moore (42 Pics)

Beautiful.

Stunning Underwater Photography Of Marine Life By Rachel Moore (42 Pics)

Ah, J’adore les animaux du mer!

Stunning Underwater Photography Of Marine Life By Rachel Moore (42 Pics)

These are some of the most beautiful aquatic photos I have ever seen. Thanks for sharing them with us!

Stunning Underwater Photography Of Marine Life By Rachel Moore (42 Pics)

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