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Cookie Panda • upvoted 39 items 2 years ago

This Online Page Explores "The Darker Side Of Science", And Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Memes And Posts

And Justice is putting it on a fresh batch of french fries <3

35 Times People Were Caught Being Completely In The Wrong

And conservatives have the nerve to call liberals "snowflakes" 🙄

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

The Dali Lhama (sp?) is in NYC and decides to get a hot dog from a vendor at a cart: "Make me one with everything" and hands the vendor a $20 bill The vendor assembles the dog and adds all the condiments, sauerkraut, onions, etc. and hands it over to the DL DL says to the vendor, "thanks, but where is my change, I handed you a $20 Vendor replies back, "all change must come from within !" ... I will see myself out! -Actual Dad of 2

35 Funny “Images With A Lot Of Stuff Going On” That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them

Shh it's okay Nathaniel. Just an alien invasion

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

A hunter entered a bar & started a conversation with the person sitting next to him. Chatting for a while and seemingly hitting it off, the hunter asked his new pal, ‘You wanna hang out together again sometime?’ As to which his new friend replied, ‘Sure, I’m game!’ So the hunter shot him.

35 Of The Funniest Dumb Things Kids Have Innocently Done

I think your just kidding. It's obvious where she is. She's in the window of the house in the background duh

35 Of The Funniest Dumb Things Kids Have Innocently Done

Oh gods. They must have hated you… oh no.

35 Of The Funniest Dumb Things Kids Have Innocently Done

Replying so y'all can see this greatness

35 Of The Funniest Dumb Things Kids Have Innocently Done

Reignbow…

35 Of The Funniest Dumb Things Kids Have Innocently Done

Whiskey on the blocks.

35 Of The Funniest Dumb Things Kids Have Innocently Done

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35 Of The Funniest Dumb Things Kids Have Innocently Done

I cannot stop laughing that kid is so confused

35 Of The Funniest Dumb Things Kids Have Innocently Done

Everyone in for all chores and errands to be named like this?

35 Funny “Images With A Lot Of Stuff Going On” That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them

There it is, my favourite photo of the day.

35 Funny “Images With A Lot Of Stuff Going On” That Get Weirder The Longer You Look At Them

He's the soupervisor

35 Of The Funniest Dumb Things Kids Have Innocently Done

What niece? All I see is a few trees, grass, a wall with a fence on top...

35 Of The Funniest Dumb Things Kids Have Innocently Done

Means "minor-attracted person"; don't be fooled, it's just a better-sounding term for F*****G PEDOPHILES EW

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down🤣🤣 ( this is my dad’s favorite)

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

Two men walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

Never count on horses for encouragement. They're just a bunch of neigh-sayers.

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint 🤣

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Dad Joke?

I'm reading a horror book in Braille... Something's about to happen... I can feel it!

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40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

Yo staff member🙇

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

I volunteer to accept the forbidden cuddles. Just to make sure the rest of you continue the journey safely. No, please, go on without me 😍

Despite How Close You Might Be With Your Partner, Folks Online Suggest You Never Share These 30 Things So That Your Relationship Will Last

As a fellow animal lover to the max, let me say Thank You on behalf of your wife.

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

you vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

Yeah I wanna come over too

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

I need this chair. It'll go great with my jellybean bag and iced bun coffee table

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

One of them is the forbidden ice cream lol

40 Of The Best "Chaotic Food" Pics That Might Raise A Few Questions

Water vs. the cooler Water

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This Instagram Account Shares 50 Interesting And Fact-Checked Things You Might Not Know About The World

Everyone needs someone to love and a family to share it with.

This Instagram Account Shares 50 Interesting And Fact-Checked Things You Might Not Know About The World

There’s a pair of gay penguins that were in the vultures same situation! And you know what animal that the homophobes usually claim- Lions! Gay lions!

This Instagram Account Shares 50 Interesting And Fact-Checked Things You Might Not Know About The World

Take THiS, homophobes!

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Cookie Panda • commented on a post 2 years ago

35 Of The Funniest Dumb Things Kids Have Innocently Done

Who named their kid Reignbow

Cookie Panda • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, How Many Of You Use Tumblr?

Cookie Panda • submitted 2 new posts 3 years ago

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Hey Pandas, Do You Think Lightning Mcqueen Would Get Life Insurance, Or Car Insurance?

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Hey Pandas, Any Book Recommendations?

Cookie Panda • submitted 19 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, If You Teleport Anywhere, Where Would You Teleport?

Hey Pandas, What's One Statement That Shouldn't Be Controversial But It Is? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Roller Coaster/Thrill Ride And Why?

Hey Pandas, Are You An Extrovert Or An Introvert? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was Your First Word? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Explain The Plot Of A Movie Or TV Show In 5 Words Or Less (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Where Are You Reading This Right Now?

Hey Pandas, Type In "Why Do You" And Let Auto Fill Do The Rest!

Hey Pandas, What Did You Ask For For Christmas, What Did You Really Want, And What Did You Get? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Type In “I Am” And Let Auto Fill Do The Rest (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Was The Childhood Toy That Meant The Most To You? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Dumbest Way You've Gotten Injured?

Hey Pandas, Has Anything Nice Happened To You Lately?

Hey Pandas, Explain Your Profile Picture Or Name (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Post Your Spotify Year Wrap Screenshots (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Can You Convince Us To Visit Your Country?

Hey Pandas, Explain A Movie In Emojis (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Write A Letter For Someone That You'd Be Too Shy To Send/Text Them (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Many Of You Use Tumblr?

Cookie Panda • submitted a list addition 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Stayed Up All Night?

Cookie Panda • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

35 Of The Funniest Dumb Things Kids Have Innocently Done

Who named their kid Reignbow

My 27 Wholesome Comics Show Moments Of Life With My Husband And Our Cat

For her every season is sweater season

30 Of The Worst, Horribly-Done Tattoos That Are The Pride And Joy Of This Dedicated Online Group

The title lol

40 Times People Encountered Someone So Blatantly Stupid, They Just Had To Share It In This Online Group

Wait what? 😂

Pride Month 2022 Has Kicked Off And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Memes People Shared Online

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

100 Times This Funny Internet 'Grandma' Dropped Some Hilarious Pearls Of Wisdom On Twitter (New Pics)

I spell it out

40 Of The Latest Comics That Capture The Whole Spectrum Of Modern Life Experiences Of Blobby And Friends

https://www.uncute.com/collections/blobby-friends/products/roly-poly?variant=31226215890988

40 Of The Latest Comics That Capture The Whole Spectrum Of Modern Life Experiences Of Blobby And Friends

Yes! It’s on the “uncute” website

45 Times People Took Baking To Another Level, As Shared In This Online Group (New Pics)

That’s awesome!!!!!!!!

Hey Pandas, Type Out A Lyric Or Two And Have People Guess The Song (Closed)

IM GONNA MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOUUUUU

Hey Pandas, Type Out A Lyric Or Two And Have People Guess The Song (Closed)

AAAAAAA

Hey Pandas, Type Out A Lyric Or Two And Have People Guess The Song (Closed)

I know this one because people keep playing it loudly in hallways I just have no idea what it’s called

Artist Creates 30 Honest And Funny Comics About Life's Little Moments, Mental Health, And Everything In Between

Same

Artist Creates 30 Honest And Funny Comics About Life's Little Moments, Mental Health, And Everything In Between

I LOVE THAT SONG

Hey Pandas, What's One Statement That Shouldn't Be Controversial But It Is? (Closed)

It definitely is sadly

Married People Share 40 Fights They Keep Having Over And Over Again

Tire very much rhymes with fire

40 Screenshots Of People Who Are Unaware Of The Existence Of LGBTQ People And It's Like They're Living Under A Rock

What movie is it?

35 Things People Embody So Deeply That Their Entire Personality Revolves Around It, As Shared In This Online Group

Wdym

35 Things People Embody So Deeply That Their Entire Personality Revolves Around It, As Shared In This Online Group

I think it means the people who have their username as a famous person/character and pretend to be them

40 Funny Comics With Unexpected Twists Made By This Artist

Thank you!

Cookie Panda • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

Here Are 50 Of The Dumbest Things Ever Said On The Internet

yes come on francis study up

35 Times People Were Caught Being Completely In The Wrong

Two women, but yes. Your point stands.

35 Times People Were Caught Being Completely In The Wrong

Now the The Gays™️ have taken over space??!!! *clutches pearls*

35 Times People Were Caught Being Completely In The Wrong

Yes! Also, there are a heck ton of disney movies with kissing and heaven knows how many dirty jokes. You can't cherry pick this.

35 Times People Were Caught Being Completely In The Wrong

And conservatives have the nerve to call liberals "snowflakes" 🙄

This Online Page Explores "The Darker Side Of Science", And Here Are 50 Of Their Funniest Memes And Posts

And Justice is putting it on a fresh batch of french fries <3

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Most-Unexpected-Personal-Note-Quora

More along the lines of a coded message than a note. My first wife and I were teens when we got married. Before we divorced, I caught her cheating with a “friend”. Later on, I met a goddess of a woman. She worked at the same hospital as I. God, she was gorgeous! I got up the courage to talk to her one night at work. It was a thrill just to hear her speak. We talked about favorite things, just making conversation. The subject went to favorite drinks. I confided that I liked Miller Lite beer and she preferred Coors. I received an emergency call and our conversation ended there. “Miller Lite? I’ll remember that,” she called out behind me. I didn’t see her for several days after that, but never stopped thinking of her. She worked opposite shifts and days from me for several weeks. I thought she had forgotten all about me by now, especially a beautiful girl like her. She surely had her choice of anyone! I was down in the dumps, broken-hearted, disillusioned, and devastated. Then… One morning as I was going to my car, a sweet 1974 Grand Torino, and there it was! Proof that she had not forgotten me. Sitting on the middle of my car hood was a bottle of Miller Lite! And I was right! It was from her. I married that woman 35+ years ago, we’ve had 7 children together, and we’re together still. She is still the most beautiful, kind, smart, and thoughtful person I have ever met. Now, “It’s Miller time!”