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Femur! • commented on 32 posts 5 years ago

My Wife Is Totally Different From Me, Here Is What Our Life Together Looks Like (30 New Comics)

baby don't hurt me... no more... ♫♪

My Wife Is Totally Different From Me, Here Is What Our Life Together Looks Like (30 New Comics)

*¬* drooling face

My Wife Is Totally Different From Me, Here Is What Our Life Together Looks Like (30 New Comics)

That's a great way to be old!

My Wife Is Totally Different From Me, Here Is What Our Life Together Looks Like (30 New Comics)

No man loves yoga, but we need to be elastic for... bed purposes LOL

My Wife Is Totally Different From Me, Here Is What Our Life Together Looks Like (30 New Comics)

Superfart! LOL

My Wife Is Totally Different From Me, Here Is What Our Life Together Looks Like (30 New Comics)

You will make me cry... but in a good way. I remember to be loved like that, and was super! n_n

My Wife Is Totally Different From Me, Here Is What Our Life Together Looks Like (30 New Comics)

i'll do the same :D

My Wife Is Totally Different From Me, Here Is What Our Life Together Looks Like (30 New Comics)

I hope that underwear is clean

My Wife Is Totally Different From Me, Here Is What Our Life Together Looks Like (30 New Comics)

I remember to be that happy a long time ago. phew.... I feel happy for you guys :D

My Wife Is Totally Different From Me, Here Is What Our Life Together Looks Like (30 New Comics)

So cute :3

Andrew Skowron Exposes The Everyday Reality Of Farm Animals And It Might Turn You Into A Vegetarian (30 Pics)

I can not agree with that, one time on the farm of my grandpa, we took one little baby from one cow because it was sick, and the little cow needed attention from a zoo technician, When we separate the new born from the mother cow, she started to make a sound like, sobbing you know, exactly like when you're sad. I've never seen something like that, it was painful to be honest. The look on the cow was on his baby, she was not looking to any other place, until we took the baby to the Vet Van, she was looking at the point were his baby was, all the time and his eyes were crying after she stop seeing the baby cow. For me as a teenager was really sad... super sad to be honest, and the cow was crying almost all night until the cow fell asleep, the next morning the cow was ok, and when the baby cow was with her again, the mother cow begin to cry again, but not with the sobbing noises. I don't know how to say it, but I can say, big cow looked happy. Truly happy.

Lucasfilm Immortalized The Hero Fan 21-Year-Old Who Died Stopping A School Shooter As A Jedi

The force will be with you always Master Ri-Lee, your story make me cry.

30 Times People Uncovered How Fake Some Pics On Instagram Are And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

For me, she is like a turtle. https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/TURTLE-5e0c86dda6cdc.gif

30 Times People Uncovered How Fake Some Pics On Instagram Are And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

Another butt with massive gravity! Please, don't think it's Photoshop guys! This is serious... A butt that bends reality as we know it, is really dangerous, it can affect another photos! This massive gravity butts will rip the entire universe!!

30 Times People Uncovered How Fake Some Pics On Instagram Are And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

HER BUTT IS SO MASSIVE THAT IS BENDING GRAVITY AROUND IT! OMG! WE NEED TO STOP THIS GIRL BUTT!!! IT MIGHT RIP OUR REALITY!! OMG OMG!! IM SCARED IS AFFECTING ANOTHER INSTAGRAM ACCOUNTS!!! MY GOD!!!! STEPHEN HAWKING WHERE ARE YOU!!! THIS IS SO MUCH PHYSICS TO HANDLE! LOL

30 Times People Uncovered How Fake Some Pics On Instagram Are And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

The worst of this, is that the person who upload the photo ACTUALLY F*****G THINK WE BELIEVE THAT IS REAL! LOL

30 Times People Uncovered How Fake Some Pics On Instagram Are And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

WHY? WHY? ♪♫ WHY THE f**k you lying? ♪♫ why you always lyin'? ♪♫ sss... OMG!!! STOP F*****G LYIN'!! ♪♫ https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Ursula-5e0c83ab77f37.jpg

30 Times People Uncovered How Fake Some Pics On Instagram Are And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

Oh, this "muricans" LOL I'm ugly and I have no problem with that, none of my pics have filters. Only when the filter is funny, only that.

30 Times People Uncovered How Fake Some Pics On Instagram Are And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

It said "pffff I need to go back to Greece" GURL! You need to eat! You need to go to a meat restaurant and have good slice of steak. I like think girls, but this lady is far beyond, It looks like girls with anorexia...

30 Times People Uncovered How Fake Some Pics On Instagram Are And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

Something like this? https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/meet-the-spartans-5e0c81bf2321b.gif

30 Times People Uncovered How Fake Some Pics On Instagram Are And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

Her lips are like this: https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/bee-sting-5e0c812390305.png

30 Times People Uncovered How Fake Some Pics On Instagram Are And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

Don't judge too quickly people, the boy it's a mannequin hahahahaha

30 Times People Uncovered How Fake Some Pics On Instagram Are And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

Wow... I guess you can never believe on her posts right?

30 Times People Uncovered How Fake Some Pics On Instagram Are And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

Nami, the make up is not different at all, simply print one image and put the other on a wall projector, you'll see is the same image, over different bodies. I know all this s**t about genders is well accepted and I don't have problem with that, but why lie to your followers? There's no make up artist that can be original even if they don't look that good?

30 Hilarious Christmas Fails

I see what U did there https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/I-see-what-U-did-there-5e05e57b6f7ae.jpg

30 Hilarious Christmas Fails

Do you wanna play base "balls"

30 Hilarious Christmas Fails

What if.... I wonder if what if... this shirt is his favorite. I mean, I have a fav pair of pants. My mom and my dad gave me each one another pants exactly the same. I was ULTRA HAPPY with that. And I'm still wearing those this days. That was almost 13 yrs ago.

A Woman Shows What It's Like To Work In Retail During The Holidays, Asks People To Be Nicer To Employees

Again, this is awful. I know my country is s**t for others, and it's severely damaged by the corruption and the "narcos" but this is outrageous....!!! I've never seen a retail store here so disordered, seriously people on that country does not have common sense? They do not feel shame and regret after letting the store like that? C**p...

93-Year-Old Grandma & Her Grandson Dress-Up In Ridiculous Outfits, And People Love It (30 Pics)

As a Mexican I feel a little offended by this... ¬¬ And it is not the lovely grandma or the nice grandson, is that the tequila on the photo is closed. And also, we do not drink TEQUILA on a fancy cup. Usually we do it on a regular and boring glass... Or............. A F*****G AMAZING "CANTARITO" of BARRO made of MUD. Look the picture here. It's magnificent to drink like that. https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/CANTARITOS-5e049b3285ad3.jpg

93-Year-Old Grandma & Her Grandson Dress-Up In Ridiculous Outfits, And People Love It (30 Pics)

piña or pinha

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Femur! • upvoted 8 items 5 years ago

46 Tweets About The Things “Today’s Kids Will Never Know”

CDs were really, really expensive in Ireland in the 90s (IR£22.99 (about €28!) was the average) so I used to try persuade myself that I would like it if I just tried really hard.

46 Tweets About The Things “Today’s Kids Will Never Know”

Or the hilarity of playing the cassette tapes fast and making everyone sound like chipmunks.

46 Tweets About The Things “Today’s Kids Will Never Know”

CDs were really, really expensive in Ireland in the 90s (IR£22.99 (about €28!) was the average) so I used to try persuade myself that I would like it if I just tried really hard.

46 Tweets About The Things “Today’s Kids Will Never Know”

Or the hilarity of playing the cassette tapes fast and making everyone sound like chipmunks.

Things-Todays-Kids-Will-Never-Know

20 Comics Illustrating The Daily Moments From Our Relationship

Parents Get Mad At Woman After She Asks $35/Hour To Babysit Their 3 Children

Don't you know that because you're family, it should have been done for FREE?! Nah..you did right, they did wrong! 3 DAYS..REALLY 3 DAYS! It looks like THEY were the ones trying to take advantage of you. You stand your ground.

30 Times People Uncovered How Fake Some Pics On Instagram Are And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

Extra from the movie 300?

30 Hilarious Christmas Fails

Show her your peanuts.

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I Am Playing This Game Almost 3 Years, Hope You Wanna Take A Look.

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Femur! • commented on 20 posts 5 years ago

46 Tweets About The Things “Today’s Kids Will Never Know”

I was thinking I was the only one hahahahahaha IT FEELS SO GOOD TO KNOW I'M NOT ALONE! :D

46 Tweets About The Things “Today’s Kids Will Never Know”

I think this has a secret message LOL https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/MESSAGE-5e16bb04799c0.jpg

My Wife Is Totally Different From Me, Here Is What Our Life Together Looks Like (30 New Comics)

baby don't hurt me... no more... ♫♪

My Wife Is Totally Different From Me, Here Is What Our Life Together Looks Like (30 New Comics)

*¬* drooling face

My Wife Is Totally Different From Me, Here Is What Our Life Together Looks Like (30 New Comics)

That's a great way to be old!

My Wife Is Totally Different From Me, Here Is What Our Life Together Looks Like (30 New Comics)

No man loves yoga, but we need to be elastic for... bed purposes LOL

My Wife Is Totally Different From Me, Here Is What Our Life Together Looks Like (30 New Comics)

Superfart! LOL

My Wife Is Totally Different From Me, Here Is What Our Life Together Looks Like (30 New Comics)

You will make me cry... but in a good way. I remember to be loved like that, and was super! n_n

My Wife Is Totally Different From Me, Here Is What Our Life Together Looks Like (30 New Comics)

i'll do the same :D

My Wife Is Totally Different From Me, Here Is What Our Life Together Looks Like (30 New Comics)

I hope that underwear is clean

My Wife Is Totally Different From Me, Here Is What Our Life Together Looks Like (30 New Comics)

I remember to be that happy a long time ago. phew.... I feel happy for you guys :D

My Wife Is Totally Different From Me, Here Is What Our Life Together Looks Like (30 New Comics)

So cute :3

Andrew Skowron Exposes The Everyday Reality Of Farm Animals And It Might Turn You Into A Vegetarian (30 Pics)

Lucasfilm Immortalized The Hero Fan 21-Year-Old Who Died Stopping A School Shooter As A Jedi

The force will be with you always Master Ri-Lee, your story make me cry.

30 Times People Uncovered How Fake Some Pics On Instagram Are And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

For me, she is like a turtle. https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/TURTLE-5e0c86dda6cdc.gif

30 Times People Uncovered How Fake Some Pics On Instagram Are And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

The worst of this, is that the person who upload the photo ACTUALLY F*****G THINK WE BELIEVE THAT IS REAL! LOL

30 Times People Uncovered How Fake Some Pics On Instagram Are And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

Oh, this "muricans" LOL I'm ugly and I have no problem with that, none of my pics have filters. Only when the filter is funny, only that.

Femur! • upvoted 20 items 5 years ago

Things-Todays-Kids-Will-Never-Know

46 Tweets About The Things “Today’s Kids Will Never Know”

Or the hilarity of playing the cassette tapes fast and making everyone sound like chipmunks.

46 Tweets About The Things “Today’s Kids Will Never Know”

CDs were really, really expensive in Ireland in the 90s (IR£22.99 (about €28!) was the average) so I used to try persuade myself that I would like it if I just tried really hard.

Things-Todays-Kids-Will-Never-Know

20 Comics Illustrating The Daily Moments From Our Relationship

Parents Get Mad At Woman After She Asks $35/Hour To Babysit Their 3 Children

30 Times People Uncovered How Fake Some Pics On Instagram Are And Just Had To Share (New Pics)

Extra from the movie 300?

30 Hilarious Christmas Fails

Show her your peanuts.

Art, Comics

An Artist Puts Things And Everyday Problems In The Perspective Of The Big Picture In These 6 'Chats With The Void'

93-Year-Old Grandma & Her Grandson Dress-Up In Ridiculous Outfits, And People Love It (30 Pics)

'Murica!

27 Photos That Will Make You Understand Earth's Place In The Universe

My Comics Show Everyday Struggles Girls Go Through In Winter (29 Pics)

bruh, try me. i have a freaking flip phone

This Tree That The Art Center Employees Put Up In My Home Town Put Up

Here's How Employees From Different Industries Decorated Their Workplaces With Very Fitting Christmas Trees (30 Pics)

Banksy!

When I Ask My Husband To Cut Vents In The Turkey Pot Pie

There Will Never Be Too Much Of Sassy

My Wife And I Recently Attended A Rave-Themed 5K Event. I Took This Picture Of Her Standing In Front Of A Light Board

50 Hilarious Boyfriends And Husbands Who Make Sure That Their Relationships Are Never Boring (New Pics)

She's just 'hangin'. Right?

50 Hilarious Boyfriends And Husbands Who Make Sure That Their Relationships Are Never Boring (New Pics)

Send beer and chips.

My Husband's Idea Of A Gender Reveal Cake

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