I work at Starbucks, we get unlimited free drinks on the clock and 7 free food markouts a week. I usually work 6 days a week - so 6 days a week, I eat breakfast at work... and oops, someone made an extra sandwich, we don't want to waste it, I guess I'll eat it...


2 free meals a day almost every day is pretty nice.

Bank vault door. Except it was on the outside of his house attached to his garage/shop. It was massive. My husband and I had driven like 3 hours to buy some fancy pheasants from the guy. Seemed like a normal farmhouse otherwise. He also had a huge pond in his backyard with turtles and carp that he was absolutely delighted to show off by throwing feed pellets in the pond and the fish and turtles frenzied. It was a fun afternoon.

All beaches in Sydney (Australia) are all basically topless - if you chose to go that way - and many girls sunbathe in only a bikini bottom. I was at the beach one day and heard a scream. A girl was apparently sunbathing on her back and a baby from another group, had crawled a few feet away from its mother, and latched onto the one thing that it recognised…

Not posting pictures of our vacations while actively on them, wait till you’re home.

Women being bad drivers was my first thought.

Introverts = shy and awkward.

That fast food workers are dumb. Used to work in fast food and realised a good majority of the public are incredibly stupid.

An intern on his first day, decided to open the door of a room where a few of the seniors were having an important meeting. He briefly lifted his leg up, farted and walked away laughing.

He got fired on the spot.